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Title: The Bible,Dr. Laura,and them damn homos!
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Published: Aug 10, 2010
Author: James M. Kauffman
Post Date: 2010-08-10 09:33:13 by sneakypete
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In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance.
The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, written by a US man, and posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:
Dear Dr. Laura:
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination ... End of debate.
I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.
1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of Menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?
6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?
7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?
8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?
9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14) I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I'm confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.
Your adoring fan.
James M. Kauffman, Ed.D. Professor Emeritus, Dept. Of Curriculum, Instruction, and Special Education University of Virginia PS (It would be a damn shame if we couldn't own a Canadian)
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I like the part about Canadians best of all.
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#33. To: Parrot with speed dial (#32)
I get dinner at a house in these dreamsNot the metro sexual tofu like at restaurants....real food,
No husbands burst into the house at anytime in the dream either : )
Sadly, even the most elegantly prepared and savored dishes leave scraps behind… and, somehow, they become tawdry remnants.
And the lover who most ardently helped you undress beforehand seems disinterested in helping you restore your garments afterward.
Such is the nature of impulsive acts...but as I'm on my way out of Dodge, I'll give you a call.
#34. To: Suzanne (#33)
Such is the nature of impulsive acts...but as I'm on my way out of Dodge, I'll give you a call.
I'm dreaming of warm places by the sea,
One day in my future,...that may be possible,....thanks to the Inheritance genie : )
I do not mind learning Greek,....or going to get fresh food at the market each day by scooter from a white plaster house overlooking the Aegean.
Greek Music- Dalaras, Andreatos - Mi mou lete gia afti (live)
#35. To: Parrot with speed dial (#34)
If you saw ... the gun first --- You're gay.
#36. To: sneakypete (#24)
First I saw of it.Ok,so according to the scripture
Your going to hell according to God. You can always repent and change your mind and seek forgiveness.
#37. To: A K A Stone (#36)
Judge not, lest you be judged.
"Lets [sic] rent a room." ~ Jethro Tull to Rotara
#38. To: Fred Mertz (#37)
Judge not, lest you be judged.
That doesn't mean be a hypocrite. Like says I judge you because of that faggity pair of pants you always wear. Then I go wear them.
I noticed you said you would pray for someone the other day. Who do you pray to if you don't believe? It makes no sense.
If you read the Bible you would know it charges us with judging. Judge righteous judgement.
#39. To: A K A Stone (#38)
You are on my prayer list. You know who the saint of lost causes is?
"Lets [sic] rent a room." ~ Jethro Tull to Rotara
#40. To: Fred Mertz (#39)
Saints are christians. Real christians. Tell me your story. I gotta run in a sec but who knows I might read it before I leave.
#41. To: A K A Stone (#40)
May the sacred heart of Jesus be adored, glorified, loved and preserved now and forever. Sacred heart of Jesus have mercy on us, Saint Jude worker of Miracles pray for us, Saint Jude helper and keeper of hopeless pray for us, Thank you Saint Jude. Amen.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jude_the_Apostle
"Lets [sic] rent a room." ~ Jethro Tull to Rotara
#42. To: Fred Mertz (#41)
Who is Saint Jude? Are you praying to her or just asking her to pray for you?
You must be a catholic.
#43. To: Parrot with speed dial (#29)
Kinda weird that god would completely forget to talk about the Money : )
Non-existent creatures don't need money.
"I adore John McCain, support him 100 percent and will do everything I can to support his reelection. As everyone knows, I was honored and proud to run with him. And Todd and I were with him in D.C. just a week ago." (Sarah Palin,Dec 2009) ************************************ DID Palin say or write these things or not? (Me) I don't know or F ing care. (Mad Dog posted on 2009-12-26 16:36:33 ET,post # 105 http://libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=5510&Disp=114#C114)
#44. To: A K A Stone (#36)
Your going to hell according to God.
OOOOH! I'm sooo skeered! Some mythical creature is going to sentence me to a place that doesn't exist.
Besides,if he he does exist,given the way he is depicted as a sadistic,brutal,and egotistical SOB in the Old Testament,Satan would be better company.
"I adore John McCain, support him 100 percent and will do everything I can to support his reelection. As everyone knows, I was honored and proud to run with him. And Todd and I were with him in D.C. just a week ago." (Sarah Palin,Dec 2009) ************************************ DID Palin say or write these things or not? (Me) I don't know or F ing care. (Mad Dog posted on 2009-12-26 16:36:33 ET,post # 105 http://libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=5510&Disp=114#C114)
#45. To: sneakypete (#44)
Like many people have said. You choose where you go. I pity you fool.
#46. To: A K A Stone (#38)
If you read the Bible you would know it charges us with judging. Judge righteous judgement.
It also says I can have slaves and that we should commit genocide against our enemies by taking their infant children by the heels and bashing their brains out against the city walls.
That God guy sure is a good hater.
"I adore John McCain, support him 100 percent and will do everything I can to support his reelection. As everyone knows, I was honored and proud to run with him. And Todd and I were with him in D.C. just a week ago." (Sarah Palin,Dec 2009) ************************************ DID Palin say or write these things or not? (Me) I don't know or F ing care. (Mad Dog posted on 2009-12-26 16:36:33 ET,post # 105 http://libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=5510&Disp=114#C114)
#47. To: sneakypete (#46)
He was talking about people like you petey. You know the godless.
#48. To: A K A Stone (#47)
You know the godless.
You are godly? Better be careful! Your Big Spook in the Sky is a jealous Gawd,and will turn you into a pillar of salt,or something.
"I adore John McCain, support him 100 percent and will do everything I can to support his reelection. As everyone knows, I was honored and proud to run with him. And Todd and I were with him in D.C. just a week ago." (Sarah Palin,Dec 2009) ************************************ DID Palin say or write these things or not? (Me) I don't know or F ing care. (Mad Dog posted on 2009-12-26 16:36:33 ET,post # 105 http://libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=5510&Disp=114#C114)
#49. To: A K A Stone (#47)
He was talking about people like you petey. You know the godless.
Your god chose one group of people and set them against everyone else. The funny thing is he's treated the others better than he's treated the chosen.
"How many confirmed NV Mig kills do YOU have general? I only have three." - Mad Dog, the syphilitic psychopath
#50. To: sneakypete (#13)
Is it just me,or do Liberator and AKA Stone seem to be ignoring my pings to this thread?Gee,I wonder why?
Yeah, I'm real skeerd of your ping to this dopey queer propaganda.
You've become quite the useful idiot.
#51. To: no gnu taxes (#3)
Ten years old?
#52. To: war (#2)
This is also from a West Wing episode...
Yes. I believe the Leftist pro-queer Hollywood producers even won an award for this episode.
#53. To: sneakypete (#0)
How dumb.
This is what happens when militant atheists and queers, and their stooges (that would also be you, Pete) need to justify their perversions, ignorance of context, and rejection of God's instructions.
Don't understand any of it? Consult a Pastor or Minister instead of giggling like little goofballs who think God has been punked.
#54. To: Jethro Tull (#15)
She's a loon, and if she were younger she'd no doubt be into Scientology or some spaceship cult.
Chyeah no doubt. (eyeball roll)
Btw, don't you have a Red Dawn Cult to lead, Tull?
#55. To: Skip Intro (#16)
If people like Dr. Laura can't pick and choose what they want the bible to mean all the fun goes out of it. It's very rude of this writer to notice that there are other requirements in there too.
You're right; Pastor Skippy is a scriptural scholar - I almost forgot.
This academic queer writers needs sooo badly to discredit Leviticus for obvious reasons.
#56. To: Parrot with speed dial (#18)
[Sarah Palin with nipple pokies sending the soldiers off in gods name,....outstanding!]
Odd pairing of imagery, Parrot.
I'd like to know how a half-term Governor whose never been a legislator and current civilian has anything to do with ordering soldiers anywhere. Is it because Palin is just an easy punching bag?
Just sayin'.
#57. To: sneakypete, A K A Stone (#24)
Ok,so according to the scripture and your understanding of the US Constitution,can I own my own Canadian?
Yes, but only if the Canadian consents, ands he's queer, an atheist, and bitter anti-Christian troll like his master.
#58. To: sneakypete, A K A Stone (#46)
It also says I can have slaves and that we should commit genocide against our enemies by taking their infant children by the heels and bashing their brains out against the city walls.
The Bible says ALL THAT?? Wow...
#59. To: Liberator, stinkypants little man (#57)
and bitter anti-Christian troll like his master.
You sure have little "man"'s number L.
There are plenty of other adjectives that you could also add, but that sure will do.
Quoted by PDS insane assholes every where.
#60. To: Mad Dog, sneakypete (#59)
You sure have little "man"'s number L.There are plenty of other adjectives that you could also add, but that sure will do.
For some reason, Pete believes Christians are plotting to rule the world and oppress him. At the same time he's shilling for the Gay Militant Agenda. Go figure.
#61. To: Liberator, stinkypants little man (#60)
"Werd."
Governor Palin having a small Israeli flag in her office sent him screaming over the edge, apparently not soon to return to anything even resembling reality anytime soon.
Maybe there are extenuating circumstances such as health or mental issues with him?
I can hardly claim to be a completely objective voice when speaking about him.
But his decent into vile absurdity is still actually kind of sad and pitiful really.
Quoted by PDS insane assholes every where.
#62. To: Mad Dog (#61)
Governor Palin having a small Israeli flag in her office sent him screaming over the edge, apparently not soon to return to anything even resembling reality anytime soon.
That single incident did seem to shove him over the edge a bit.
Like you, I haven't always agree with Pete, but I've respected his opinion. I'd rather none of us devolve the civility of tone as much as we all have, even when we disagree. This baloney is one reason I have to take breaks now and then from the forums. The other reasons are the sheer bad news and absurdity of what happens on a daily basis with this utterly corrupt government of ours.
#63. To: Liberator (#62) (Edited)
Like you, I haven't always agree with Pete, but I've respected his opinion. I'd rather none of us devolve the civility of tone as much as we all have, even when we disagree. This baloney is one reason I have to take breaks now and then from the forums. The other reasons are the sheer bad news and absurdity of what happens on a daily basis with this utterly corrupt government of ours.
I totally agree with you on that.
But respect and HONOR are two way streets. LIARS have no honor.
I'd rather just talk, but I can, and will, play it any way that they call it.
I'm lucky to live where I do, all I have to do is walk outside for a reality check.
We're ALL going nuts here, it's been raining every day for almost seven weeks, (except TWO, I checked). We can't do our summer things, strawberries are rotting on the plants, the fish are holding up because of the high muddy water, the dog food is getting soaked and melting into the dirt only being "useful" as bear bait, which is way uncool. I can't even cut boards to bring right inside the cabin. It's like all of a sudden we're in F ing Ketchikan. Anyhow we're all kinda "grumpy" right now.
Watching the feral gooberment et. al. destroy America isn't helping either, our primaries are 24 August so the radio is filled with LIES and bullsh!t too.
Soon the vermin will move in and add their bile filled cr@p then whine when I b!tch slap them down in kind.
The 'big wheel" turns ...
It's starting to rain again/still.
LOL! Oh well.
Quoted by PDS insane assholes every where.
#64. To: Liberator (#62)
This baloney is one reason I have to take breaks now and then from the forums. The other reasons are the sheer bad news and absurdity of what happens on a daily basis with this utterly corrupt government of ours.
I couldn't agree more....If we don't back off sometimes, we find ourselves being drawn into the one, and depressed as hell by the other...lol
#65. To: Mad Dog (#63)
I'm lucky to live where I do, all I have to do is walk outside for a reality check.
I'm sure you departed the lower 48 for a reason.
"Lets [sic] rent a room." ~ Jethro Tull to Rotara
#66. To: Mad Dog (#63)
But respect and HONOR are two way streets. LIARS have no honor.
OK,....I'm calling your cards all in on this.
Instead of exploring sneakypete's special forces record,....too which I added images of his CCC Kontum FOB II base where he sat awaiting Bright Lite opps or staging from CCC for Hatchet missions,
even posted images of some famous special forces men and various RT SOG groups which have run out as per mission on the net,...so the average joe can really grasp what it meant to go over the wire into Laos or Cambodia.
Instead of complimenting,....or even inquiring with a framed reason to learn
you sh@t on sneakypete cuz he won't worship Bush or Palin,...and that he knows about the 2 headed Janus coin of false politics.
From that first day,...you have hated him and mocked him.
He has endured repeated insult,....
eventually he called you out as a drama Queen,...who conjoined real battle in Vietnam with your floater service on a can which saw some gunfire support action.
hardly a comparrison to a SOG service record in country.
You hate sneaky cuz he is at rest with his soul,....able to chat with just about anyone on the net.
sneakypete is like a great many on the net who wish to explore topics,...and peel the onion some more.
You can't grasp such reality,....because your skull f'd by absolutism.
Religious people are the most dangerous form around.
#67. To: Parrot with speed dial (#66)
Religious people are the most dangerous form around.
Don't tell that to aka loser.
"Lets [sic] rent a room." ~ Jethro Tull to Rotara
#68. To: Fred Mertz (#67)
Religious people are the most dangerous form around.Don't tell that to aka loser.
I've been a poster at the Graham Hancock Ancient mysteries site since its inception.
You'd be surprised to see how volitile the academic community is about history.
They are a religion unto themselves,....and mock exceedingly when its shown they have history totally wrong.
The Judaic/Christian community can't handle the truth that said great books are redactl edit by Priest class in order to control and set agenda's
Finding out that AB.RAM was a Sumerian,...and that his family were Priest caste which left Nippur/Ur for Paddan Harran in the north,...eventually to migrate into Canaan,
[Thou ar't Priest forever]....there's a reason that base mandate remains in the Lore,...cuz its the real story.
The Hebrew,....IB.RU [Nippur's name in Sumerian is NI.IB.RU],...Drop the N in Hebrew and you get IB.RU's [Hebrews]
The Jewish calendar is actually the same exact date as the Sumerian calendar from Nippur, [The seat of the Priest class]
When you reduce the common demoninators,...the story actually makes sense.
a great many other stories are however complete fabrication,...named indiviudals,...never existed,....ever!
God/Jehovah running around saying stuff,..ordering thusly,....complete BS,....never happened.
A greater portion of deception occured during the exile to Babylon,...here the story telling got really imaginative,
No wonder said Christianity mirrors the past con with superhero story's and miracles.
Pointing out that Hercules and Egyptian gods did what the Messiah did generations earlier in lore,...is met with derision and hate.
I've studied Hebrew and Sumerian Languages/Mytho record.
Afterwards,....things make clear sense.,....how the distant ancient story gets modified and moved upward in time...with new names for hero's and what god supposedly said and did.
The Sumerian is quite candid,...they are talking about beings who came down from the stars,....just as the Egyptians do.
#69. To: Fred Mertz (#65)
Sure did faggot freddy.
If I lived down in the lower 48 I'd either be in jail or dead. Because I don't take cr@p from anybody especially faggots like you freddy. Not to mention that I could not stand to see the places I once loved over run with vermin such as you faggot.
"ALASKA IS what America USED to be."
Quoted by PDS insane assholes every where.
#70. To: Mad Dog (#69) (Edited)
I knew it! Thanks for the confirmation.
"Lets [sic] rent a room." ~ Jethro Tull to Rotara
#71. To: Liberator (#50)
Yeah, I'm real skeerd of your ping to this dopey queer propaganda.
You must be scared of it because you have refused to even try to address the biblical quotes.
I find it very interesting that you refer to biblical passages as "queer propaganda",though.
"I adore John McCain, support him 100 percent and will do everything I can to support his reelection. As everyone knows, I was honored and proud to run with him. And Todd and I were with him in D.C. just a week ago." (Sarah Palin,Dec 2009) ************************************ DID Palin say or write these things or not? (Me) I don't know or F ing care. (Mad Dog posted on 2009-12-26 16:36:33 ET,post # 105 http://libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=5510&Disp=114#C114)
#72. To: Liberator (#53)
How dumb.
Are you calling The Holy Bible dumb?
This is what happens when militant atheists and queers, and their stooges (that would also be you, Pete) need to justify their perversions, ignorance of context,
I will have you know I had no part whatsoever in writing the Holy Bible.
and rejection of God's instructions.
I'm not committing genocide or murdering babies regardless of what the voices in your head from your "loving but jealous Gawd" tell you what we should do.
"I adore John McCain, support him 100 percent and will do everything I can to support his reelection. As everyone knows, I was honored and proud to run with him. And Todd and I were with him in D.C. just a week ago." (Sarah Palin,Dec 2009) ************************************ DID Palin say or write these things or not? (Me) I don't know or F ing care. (Mad Dog posted on 2009-12-26 16:36:33 ET,post # 105 http://libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=5510&Disp=114#C114)
#73. To: Liberator (#58)
It also says I can have slaves and that we should commit genocide against our enemies by taking their infant children by the heels and bashing their brains out against the city walls.The Bible says ALL THAT?? Wow...
Yes,it does.
"I adore John McCain, support him 100 percent and will do everything I can to support his reelection. As everyone knows, I was honored and proud to run with him. And Todd and I were with him in D.C. just a week ago." (Sarah Palin,Dec 2009) ************************************ DID Palin say or write these things or not? (Me) I don't know or F ing care. (Mad Dog posted on 2009-12-26 16:36:33 ET,post # 105 http://libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=5510&Disp=114#C114)
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