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Humor Title: Activists Missing After Declaring “War on Leather” at Motorcycle Rally Activists Missing After Declaring “War on Leather” at Motorcycle Rally Posted by Fuzzy Duffy
Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) – Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers “duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters,” according to police officials. “Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.” The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups, “growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats,” decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event “in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats.” “In fact,” said the organizer, “motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it…ergo, they should stop.” According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960’s era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting “you’re murderers” to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began. “They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’, and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!” “I…I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket, and he…he didn’t even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, ‘You can’t prove that.’ Next thing I know he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and would not let me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman.” Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers “farted on their heads.” Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation, however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed “surprise” at the allegations. “That’s preposterous,” said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing committee. “We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome.” When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and ‘farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined to comment in detail. “That’s just our secret handshake,” assured the organizer. Post Comment Private Reply Ignore Thread Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest “I…I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket, and he…he didn’t even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, ‘You can’t prove that.’ Next thing I know he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and would not let me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman.” Fair description of our metrosexual liberal posters here... Obama's first all-by-his-lonesome budget, btw, calls for a $1.17 trillion deficit. #2. To: Badeye (#1) I think I know the ones you mean, the first one's name probably starts with Wee.
#3. To: Badeye (#0) This "news" story is pure BullBarrack. "I adore John McCain, support him 100 percent and will do everything I can to support his reelection. As everyone knows, I was honored and proud to run with him. And Todd and I were with him in D.C. just a week ago." (Sarah Palin,Dec 2009) ************************************ DID Palin say or write these things or not? (Me) I don't know or F ing care. (Mad Dog posted on 2009-12-26 16:36:33 ET,post # 105 http://libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=5510&Disp=114#C114) #4. To: Badeye (#0) I'll have to try and pull myelf together and finish reading this before I can respond..can't see for the tears in my eyes..ROTFLMAO!!!!! #5. To: Murron (#4) You think it's funny that people are kidnapped and assaulted?
#6. To: sneakypete, Badeye (#3) This "news" story is pure BullBarrack. I think you're right pete, glossy put this out in january, the cyclist thought it would have been perfect if it had been released April 1st...but by then half the world would have read this by then, so they're working on something to top this one... But even tho this might not have happened, the idea has been put in their heads and If I were an animal rights activist, I'd steer (no pun intended &;-)clear of these guys .... #7. To: Badeye (#0) They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’, and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!” lol, who hasn't been there, eh guys? Guys? Hello? /shows self out ... your mother and sister both thought I was a great fuck. And eagerly accepted the two dollar tip on top of the five dollars they charge for the 'twofer' ... Badeye #8. To: war (#5) You think it's funny that people are kidnapped and assaulted? war, you're an idiot. (sneakypete)DID Palin say or write these things or not? (Mad Dog's reply) I don't know or F ing care. Pete, MD doesn't know or care what Palin says or writes, he'll support her no matter what. #9. To: war (#5) You think it's funny that people are kidnapped and assaulted? If this had happened, they got what the fk they deserved when they decided to go messing in the private affairs of people they should have left alone. YES!!! I thought this was HILARIOUS....when you go out of your way to interfere in another persons life and the choices they make, be prepared, being duct taped and pissed on was kid stuff, compared to what could have taken placed when you butt in where you don't belong... #10. To: Murron (#9) And yet you totally meltdown when think people are teasing you.
#11. To: Wood_Chopper (#8) And you're an asshole. I can get smart. You'll still be an asshole.
#12. To: sneakypete (#3) Hence it being in the 'humor' catagory. Obama's first all-by-his-lonesome budget, btw, calls for a $1.17 trillion deficit. #13. To: Murron (#4) I thought it was hilarious too. Obama's first all-by-his-lonesome budget, btw, calls for a $1.17 trillion deficit. #14. To: Wood_Chopper (#8) Yes, he is. Obama's first all-by-his-lonesome budget, btw, calls for a $1.17 trillion deficit. #15. To: war (#11) And you're an asshole. Thank you. Coming from you, that's quite a badge of honor.
I can get smart. Yeah, just as soon as pigs fly.
You'll still be an asshole. I can only hope so. (sneakypete)DID Palin say or write these things or not? (Mad Dog's reply) I don't know or F ing care. Pete, MD doesn't know or care what Palin says or writes, he'll support her no matter what. #16. To: Wood_Chopper (#15) What an astounding wit!!! Double it and you'll be a half wit.
#17. To: Dwarf (#5) #5. To: Murron (#4) But a few Onions you dumb punkass. Death to everybody who does not get outta my way. Below is positively the most hilariously BS overflowing comment from the resident obamunist spent-condom EVER:) "This is WHY I left the GOP in the mid 90's. ." Dwarf Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest |
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