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Title: Why Ann Coulter Is a Cunt, Part 2609 of an Endless Series (More Plagiarism? Edition):
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Rudepundit
URL Source: http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2006 ... lter-is-cunt-part-2609-of.html
Published: Jun 9, 2006
Author: Rude One
Post Date: 2006-06-09 19:49:53 by Excalibur
Keywords: None
Views: 8837
Comments: 17
It is a sad truism in the business of whoredom that someone younger, hotter, more hardcore is gonna come along and take away half the johns that the older skanks used to pleasure. One day, you can be blow job queen of the Strip; the next day, a 19 year-old with DSLs that'll suck a cock clean in three minutes or less is gonna have 'em linin' up like free burger day at the drive-through. So you gotta get crazier. Show that these little slits with tits are nothin' compared to you. Pretty soon, you're not only walkin' around in nothin' but a g-string and tube top, you're promisin' you'll go places no other hooker in Vegas'll go: "Yeah, sure, you can shit on my twat and then fuck me through the shit." "Yeah, you can bloody my asshole with a bottle and then fuck me through the blood." "Yeah, you can get ten of your friends to run a train on me while you stand on the side and jack off on a little boy holding a kitten before you make me eat the kitten." Then you can head back to the corner, hold your head up, spit out kitten hair, and show all the little slutettes who the nastiest cunt is. There's so much that's fucked up about Ann Coulter and her latest "book" (if by "book," you mean, "Extended projectile vomiting retched out by a pencil-legged harridan scratching semi-words in her own puke") that it's hard to know where to start. There's the title of the "book," Godless, which quite intentionally must exist to make you think, as you walk into your local Barnes and Noble and glance over at the shrieking, howling display of volumes with Ann Coulter's picture on them, "Goddess." One might think no human being could be that needy, but, then again, Coulter's gotta compete with your Malkins and your Ingrahams and other conservative fuck dream demi-babes. And the Rude Pundit's not gonna get into the whole "oh, Ann Coulter's wrong about this" argument, 'cause that would mean what she says merits any response other than: Are you really that fucking crazy? No, seriously, are you that...fucking...crazy? What else would you ask someone who writes, as Coulter does in the first chapter, freely available, regarding "fears" of water shortages: "Liberals are worried we’re going to run out of something that literally falls from the sky. Here’s an idea: Just wait. It will rain." Beyond the fact that most of Coulter's arguments seem to stem from understanding liberalism from 20 or 30 years ago, the sentence is breathtakingly, self-evidently stupid. Then there's Coulter's comments about the 9/11 widows in the book and during her strange, defensive interview on Today. The problem that the Rude Pundit has with so many in our mighty right wing commentariat is that they like to beat up on disempowered people - the poor, immigrants, mothers who've lost children in war. You know, if you walk into a bunny hutch and just start ripping the heads off rabbits because how dare they look so fuckin' cute, you really can't walk out with your head held high, thinking you're some great warrior. But what really pisses the Rude Pundit off is that not only is Coulter a shitty writer and a bugfuck crazed presence any time she is remotely challenged, but she has a bad habit. And that habit, as mentioned before by the Rude Pundit (followed up by Raw Story), is that she appears to like to copy whole sentences from other sources without putting them in as quotes or even citing where she might have "paraphrased" from. You judge for yourself: Here's Coulter from Chapter 1 of Godless: The massive Dickey-Lincoln Dam, a $227 million hydroelectric project proposed on upper St. John River in Maine, was halted by the discovery of the Furbish lousewort, a plant previously believed to be extinct. Here's the Portland Press Herald, from the year 2000, in its list of the "Maine Stories of the Century": The massive Dickey-Lincoln Dam, a $227 million hydroelectric project proposed on upper St. John River, is halted by the discovery of the Furbish lousewort, a plant believed to be extinct. Strangely similar, no? By the way, that's a story from 1976. Coulter doesn't tell you that little tidbit, making you think it happened last week. The next one's from 1977: Here's Coulter writing about an attack on the Alaska pipeline: A few years after oil drilling began in Prudhoe Bay, Alaska, a saboteur set off an explosion blowing a hole in the pipeline and releasing an estimated 550,000 gallons of oil. Here's something from the History Channel: The only major oil spill on land occurred when an unknown saboteur blew a hole in the pipe near Fairbanks, and 550,000 gallons of oil spilled onto the ground. Why, in this age of the "terrorist," would Coulter use "saboteur," a quaint term, to be sure? Could it be a cut and paste job with a couple of words changed, like a good college freshman? So you judge. Sure, it's just two incidents in a single chapter. But does it speak to other potential strange similarities throughout the book? Is it plagiarism? The Rude Pundit's not saying it is plagiarism, but he's not saying it's not. How harshly would Coulter judge a liberal writer for doing the same? Or would she have to be silent? The Rude Pundit could end on a high note here. A note where he demonstrates how he's above it all. Fuck that. Sometimes you gotta jump in the gutter and have the slap fight with the whores. Coulter is fond of saying that feminists are ugly, describing one as "physically repulsive." Has Coulter taken a look in the mirror lately? She looks like the crazed lingerer at a bar at 3 a.m., desperate for some fat fuck to take her home, beat her, and fuck her face. Bitch has been ridden hard and put away spooge covered, taken out the next day, stiff and sticky, and spit on to be cleaned up for her interviews before using her to wipe Republican asses. Goddamn, time does not treat the nutzoid well. The Rude Pundit wouldn't fuck her if he was given Rush Limbaugh's tiny, diseased prick to fuck her with.
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#1. To: Excalibur (#0)
she is right of course in fact they are just plain dogs
Here's the Portland Press Herald, from the year 2000, in its list of the "Maine Stories of the Century": The massive Dickey-Lincoln Dam, a $227 million hydroelectric project proposed on upper St. John River, is halted by the discovery of the Furbish lousewort, a plant believed to be extinct. Strangely similar, no? By the way, that's a story from 1976. Coulter doesn't tell you that little tidbit, making you think it happened last week. The next one's from 1977: Here's Coulter writing about an attack on the Alaska pipeline: A few years after oil drilling began in Prudhoe Bay, Alaska, a saboteur set off an explosion blowing a hole in the pipeline and releasing an estimated 550,000 gallons of oil. Here's something from the History Channel: The only major oil spill on land occurred when an unknown saboteur blew a hole in the pipe near Fairbanks, and 550,000 gallons of oil spilled onto the ground. Do you support plagarism?
LOL!
Democracy was getting old anyway...
Coulter is a skinny assed skank.
I didn't even read it.. The title cracked me up. LOL!
Democracy was getting old anyway...
i'll tell ya what, you and your commie friends get the new york times to pull the book and after you have turned Ann into this Kaavya Viswanathan's first book, "How Opal Mehta Got Kissed, Got Wild and Got a Life," has been permanently withdrawn from shelves, according to the Associated Press. Viswanathan's book came under fire when the publisher of her book found striking similarities to another author's works. http://newsnet.byu.edu/story.cfm/5 9544 well then we can talk till then BLOW IT OUT YOUR COMMIE RAT ASS
before you get all wet in the pants commie - check this out The various weeds and vermin liberals are always trying to save are no more distinguishable than individual styles of rap music. The massive Dickey-Lincoln Dam, a $227 million hydroelectric project proposed on upper St. John River in Maine, was halted by the discovery of the Furbish lousewort, a plant previously believed to be extinct. Liberals didn’t even know this plant still existed, but suddenly they were seized with affection for it. They had been missing it all that time! (Granted, the rediscovery of the Furbish lousewort has improved the lives of every man, woman, and child in America in ways too numerous to count, but even so . . . ) Liberals are more upset when a tree is chopped down than when a child is aborted. Even if one rates an unborn child less than a full- blown person, doesn’t the unborn child rate slightly higher than vegetation? Liberals are constantly warning us that man is overloading the environment to the detriment of the plants. Howard Dean left the Episcopal Church—which is barely even a church—because his church, in Montpelier, Vermont, would not cede land for a bike path. Environmentally friendly exercise was more important than tending to the human soul. That’s all you need to know about the Democrats. Blessed be the peacemakers who create a diverse, nonsexist working environment in paperless offices. Suspiciously, the Democrats’ idea of an energy policy never involves the creation of new energy. They want solar power, wind power, barley power. How about creating a new source of energy? Nuclear reactors do that with no risk of funding Arab terrorists or—more repellent to liberals—Big Oil Companies. But in a spasm of left-wing insanity in the seventies, nuclear power was curtailed in this country. Japan has nuclear power, France has nuclear power—almost all modern countries have nuclear power. But we had Jane Fonda in the movie The China Syndrome. Liberals are very picky about their admiration for Western Europe.
Is she a bible thumper?
THE COMMIES WERE BUSY LAST NIGHT AT GOOGLE - CHECK THE LINK NOW - FROM CHRISTIAN TO COMMIE RAT SPEW - LMAO gotcha google and left blogs - any company that will stay in china knowing its a rat hole needs to be destroyed
LMAO OFF AT Excalibur
Everyone laughs at you freak. You have the gift of stupidity and lies, which isn't a gift at all but a curse. Only you're to stupid to realize it.
I'm getting bored.
"Be a patriot and a hero. Torture and kill a cop, before they do it to you---because they will." Michael E. Kreca
TLBSHOW is a bore. Same old rants night after night.
So are you.
"Be a patriot and a hero. Torture and kill a cop, before they do it to you---because they will." Michael E. Kreca
And here I was considering you a political ally. Oh well.
Ann COulter is boring. I simply ignore her. I don't read her, I don't look at her, and I don't hear her voice. So what forum do you hail from, anyway?
"Be a patriot and a hero. Torture and kill a cop, before they do it to you---because they will." Michael E. Kreca
Coulter is fond of saying that feminists are ugly
#2. To: TLBSHOW (#1)
Here's Coulter from Chapter 1 of Godless: The massive Dickey-Lincoln Dam, a $227 million hydroelectric project proposed on upper St. John River in Maine, was halted by the discovery of the Furbish lousewort, a plant previously believed to be extinct.
#3. To: Excalibur (#2)
it gets worst - ann was being kind with her words of truth
#4. To: Excalibur (#0)
#5. To: Jhoffa_ (#4)
One might think no human being could be that needy, but, then again, Coulter's gotta compete with your Malkins and your Ingrahams and other conservative fuck dream demi-babes.
#6. To: Excalibur (#5)
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#8. To: Excalibur (#5)
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=The+massive+Dickey-Lincoln+Dam%2C+a+%24227+million+hydroelectric+project+proposed+on+upper+St.+John+River+in+Maine%2C+was+halted+by+the+discovery+of+the+Furbish+lousewort%2C+a+plant+previously+believed+to+be+extinct.+&btnG=Google+Search
#9. To: TLBSHOW (#8)
#10. To: one_crazy_jew (#9)
#11. To: Excalibur (#7)
#12. To: TLBSHOW (#11)
LMAO OFF AT Excalibur
#13. To: TLBSHOW, the wandering jew, excalibur (#10)
#14. To: continental op (#13)
#15. To: Excalibur (#14)
TLBSHOW is a bore.
#16. To: continental op (#15)
So are you.
#17. To: Excalibur (#16)
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