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Humor Title: Strange Lincoln/Obama coincidences! Amazing! The list below is just amazing and suggests divine intervention! WOW! 1) Lincoln was elected in 1860, Obama was elected in 2008, nearly 150 years later. (WOW!) 2) Lincoln eliminated involuntary servitude. Obama eliminated private sector jobs and enforced mandatory servitude to Obamacare. (WOW!) 3) Lincoln and Obama were both married to ugly wives who went crazy. (WOW!) 4) Each man's wife gained over forty pounds while living at the White House. (WOW!) 5) Lincoln was hit in the head from behind. Obama hid his head up his behind. (Now that's an amazing trick) 6) Lincoln was shot in Ford's Theater. Obama shot up while riding in a Lincoln made by Ford. (WOW! Show me how its done!) 7) Both men had vice-presidents who were illiterate Democrat senators. (WOW! Where'd you get them?) 8) Andrew Johnson nearly lived to the age of 67. Joe Biden nearly had an IQ of 67. (WOW! Amazing accomplishments in the disabled community!) 9) Lincoln was born in KENtucky, Obama was born in KENya - before both moved to Illinois. (Wow! So courageous! That's a very brave move from Kenya to Illinois). 10) LincOln and Obama each had a single letter "O" in their last name. (Wow! Where'd you get the 'O' From?) 11) Andrew Johnson had no middle name. Joseph Robinette Biden had a silly middle name. (WOW! I want an idiot middle name!) 12) JOHN W. BOOTH and BILL C. AYERS each has 10 letters. (WOW! I bet they knew each other! Maybe Ayers is Booth reincarnated!) 13) A Kennedy told Lincoln to take care of his health (Not go to Ford's theater because his life was in danger). Ted Kennedy told Obama to pass health care (which puts your life in danger). 14) Lincoln and Obama were both more feminine than Hillary Clinton who is supposedly a woman. (WOW! I think I am more feminine than Hillary Clinton too! I'm like Obama AND Lincoln!) 15) Lincoln was placed on the penny. Obama was not quite worth a penny. (WOW! I have a penny! I'm richer than the president!) 16) Lincoln was not a Muslim extremist. Obama was not an admitted Muslim extremist. (WOW! I'm not a muslim extremist either! Coincidence?) 17) Neither Lincoln nor Obama ever wrote a book. (Ya got me there, I'm working one and it's not my blog - but - WOW! I HAVEN'T PUBLISHED A BOOK YET!!!) 18) Lincoln suffered from major depression. Obama caused a major depression. (WOW! I'm depressed Obama's in the white house!) 19) Abraham Lincoln had no middle name. You're not allowed to say Barack Obama's middle name. (It's Barak beeeeep Obama) Post Comment Private Reply Ignore Thread Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest Giving my Daily Thanks for the Ignore Thread feature... #67. To: war (#48) Keep hiding behind the bozo, bozo. (laughing) You've always been a world class pussy. Badeye posted on 2010-01-14 16:12:48 ET Reply Trace I'm biased, obviously, given the shit I'm subjected to daily here from the anti groupie. Badeye posted on 2010-06-10 11:34:31 ET Reply Trace Private Reply #2. To: war (#1) Giving my Daily Thanks for the Ignore Thread feature... I guess the eating of babies hasn't been caught yet. Both were accused so must be guilty. Making the world safe for United Fruit. #3. To: war (#1) Giving my Daily Thanks for the Ignore Thread feature... . . . Which apparently doesn't work since you are here commenting. There's No Other Place Like This Place Anywhere Near This Place. So This Must Be The Place . . . #4. To: Rudgear (#3) (chuckle) Just 10 days prior to the explosion, the Obama administration’s regulators gave the oil rig a pass, and last year the Obama administration granted BP a National Environmental Policy Act (NEPA) exemption for its drilling operation. Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest |
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