Latest Articles: Weird Stuff/Unexplained
TSA airport screeners gone wild in San Diego- again (perp-walk in Calvin Clien bike underwear)
Post Date: 2010-11-21 15:03:44 by Hondo68
In what can only be described as TSA handlers gone wild, the San Diego Harbor Police arrested an area resident for refusal to complete the screening/security process yesterday. This is the same airport that created the TSA security catch phrase dont touch my junk. John Tyner of San Diego started the airport screening firestorm last week as Americans head into the busiest travel week of the year in the United States. This time the defendant, Sam Wolanyk says he was asked to pass through the 3-D x-ray machine. When Wolanyk refused, Transportation Security Administration (TSA) personnel told him he would have to be patted down before he could pass through and board his ...
Joan Baez Injured In Fall From Treehouse (a Ferret moment)
Post Date: 2010-11-19 21:40:52 by Hondo68
Singer is 'resting comfortably' after spill When the Bay Area's weather permits, folk legend Joan Baez sleeps 20 feet above ground in a wall-less treehouse nestled inside a 200-year-old oak on her property. On Wednesday, while disembarking from the house, she fell to the ground, sending her to the hospital. Baez was treated for minor injuries at Stanford Hospital after the incident at her Woodside, Calif., home. Rolling Stone's Afternoon With Joan Baez And Pete Seeger "My contact with nature and the moon and the birds and the trees, they mean so much to me," Baez said when discussing the treehouse in an October interview with the Rochester Democrat & ...
DISINFORMATION: Colombia uses witchcraft to ensure Republican victory
Post Date: 2010-10-11 16:24:36 by Ferret Mike
The Colombian government has admitted to using witchcraft to ensure electoral gain for the Republican Party in November's mid-term elections in the United States. The use of indigenous witchcraft rituals is Colombia's "only hope that there will be a U.S. Congress actually ratifying our free trade agreement," newly installed ambassador to Washington Gabriel Silva said at a Tea Party rally in the state of Virginia on Saturday. Unaware of the presence of media watchdog Mediamatters.org, the ambassador admitted that being nice to the Democrats was a necessary evil as long as they hold the U.S. Presidency and Congressional majority. "But if you look at it, they've ...
Orly Taitz Endorses Sharron Angle, Calls Nevada Election 'Number 1 Race In America'
Post Date: 2010-09-30 20:31:34 by Skip Intro
Orly Taitz Endorses Sharron Angle, Calls Nevada Election 'Number 1 Race In America' There are some political endorsements that Senate candidates dream of getting. There are others they'd rather do without. Having the lead skeptic of President Obama's country of birth support your campaign probably falls into the latter category. On Wednesday, without much public recognition, Orly Taitz threw her support behind Sharron Angle, posting a plea for readers to donate to the Nevada Republican Senate candidate on her website. The birther queen (as she's known) even urged people to head to Vegas on a late-October bus trip to help with the Senate election. The Angle ...
What ElPee Has Devolved In To [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2010-09-13 13:57:00 by war
It saddens me to know that this is now any random thread at LP.
Update on Gulf of Mexico coastal evacuation
Post Date: 2010-09-12 13:52:31 by Ibluafartsky
What is the latest on the Gulf coast evacuation, mcclown? Are the resulting deaths from Obama's oil disaster approaching a million yet, as you so boldly predicted?
Is Someone Impersonating Ferret Mike/Corn Flake Girl & Opening Accounts on Strange Websites?
Post Date: 2010-09-08 20:53:02 by Murron
Ferret Mike aka Corn Flake Girl to Murron:"I appreciate you showing this to me. I know who it is. And again she is someone I know and will confront with this. As far as this forum goes, it's new to me. It's interesting to me to see these were made May of this year. She also did not have permission to change the account name of my first DU sign- up. Again, this is a family matter. Thanks for the heads up, it's appreciated." New here, but otherwise a seasoned interlocutor 05-10-2010 12:42 PM #1 Ferret_annica Just arrived the other day. Interesting place with quite the worldwide representation. I have been kicked from nasty echo boxes like Jim Robinson's ...
Luberator Takes Stand Against NAMBLA Members Being Arrested
Post Date: 2010-09-08 10:43:57 by Biff Tannen
The prospect of NAMBLA members getting arrested kills his joy. Sneakypete wants them arrested, of course. #29. To: luberator (#26) Are NAMBLA ads at Craigslist ok with you? ABSOLUTELY! I WANT these people to come out of the closet. It would make it easier to arrest them. sneakypete posted on 2010-09-05 11:51:27 ET #32. To: sneakypete (#29) I WANT these people to come out of the closet. It would make it easier to arrest them. Killjoy. liberator posted on 2010-09-05 11:59:59 ET
Poster Comment:I always knew this sick fuck was a perv.
war VS Jethro Tull...A NO HOLDS BARRED DEATHMATCH!! [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2010-09-07 13:39:39 by A K A Stone
"Look you leftist pervert, make sure you keep your Mr Winky away from your family's new addition or I will send some fellow salad tossers to square away your sorry butt. Got it??"
True or False: Real men cheat on their wives with forum moderators while feigning moral superiority to others for their language?
I'll say whatever I want and from wherever.
You do nothing but lob your bombs of moral superiority when you're here, Jerk. Meanwhile, it's common knowledge that not only are you not morally superior but you can't take THE TRUTH o' TULL, which appears to be adultery manifesting into violent misogyney, when it rears up and uses your own teeth to bite you ...
It's Official: Goldi Declares LP A Zionist Site
Post Date: 2010-09-07 08:17:34 by war
#18. To: All (#15) For any of you who are wondering why I am being more stringent about anti-semitic postings, here's the answer. [Like it or not like it, it is what it is.] The world has become much more antisemitic in the past 2 years. There is no longer any room to discuss or disuade. Tolerance of Jews is decreasing all over the world, and as a result, there is no option but to decrease tolerance of any and all abuse of Jews and their/our beliefs here on LP. Zionism is = to Judiasm. Underhanded /back door attacks of Jews labled as anti- zionist are not any different than full blown anti-semitism. It's just repackaged. In a few days, it will be Rosh Hoshana. Next week will be ...
Dog (Lab) Does the Merengue: video (you have to see to believe)
Post Date: 2010-09-05 11:18:15 by Murron
Dog (Lab) Does the Merengue: video (you have to see to believe) Over 2.5 million hits on youtube in a week Just about any dog can stand on it's hind legs and look like they are dancing, but this dog actually knows all the different steps to a dance that even some humans cannot do! jmo! &;-)
Police: Husband let maggots eat wife
Post Date: 2010-09-04 23:56:34 by Skip Intro
Police: Husband let maggots eat wife
CINCINNATI, Sept. 4 (UPI) -- An Ohio man has been charged in the death of his wife, as authorities allege he allowed maggots to eat her flesh while she was still alive.
Darrel White, 65, of Madisonville, was charged with involuntary manslaughter in the July 23 death of his wife, Jorene, 46, The Cincinnati Enquirer reported.
"This is a horrible case," Hamilton County Prosecutor Joe Deters said. "We have never seen anything like this before. She was literally being eaten alive by maggots."
White is accused of allowing his 46-year-old wife to die by not seeking medical care for her or taking care of her while she was sick.
Jorene White was ...
Goldi: Jews Believe That God Makes Crippled People
Post Date: 2010-09-02 11:51:15 by war
#4. To: cranky (#0) Having been restricted by G-d to a non-working shell of a body, it doesn't suprise me that he would renounce G-d. But with all that time to THINK, and think, and think some more - he should be able to envision what heaven is like, and prepare for it better than this. Goldi-Lox posted on 2010-09-02 9:34:04 ET Reply Trace
Goldi Calls For Birther Led Military Coup
Post Date: 2010-09-01 13:53:54 by war
#7. To: Magician (#0) Let the call go out! BIRTHERS UNITE!!! --- We will unite with the MILITARY...and who can beat that team??? Goldi-Lox posted on 2010-09-01 12:42:00 ET Reply Trace
Goldi Wears Their. Where? There . By Dr.Seuss
Post Date: 2010-09-01 09:42:04 by war
#16. To: beyond the sea, ALL (#10) there and their Very common errors in usage. Some of the smartest people I know confuse these two. I hope that I can help you with some hints on correct usage: There is where I have placed your hat over THERE. [Where? There.] their is ownership - like heir, (heir to the throne) Have you seen THEIR hats? [Whose hats? Their hats.] Goldi-Lox posted on 2010-08-31 13:17:40 ET Reply Trace
Amateur NC ghost hunter looking for 'ghost train' hit and killed by real train
Post Date: 2010-08-28 11:52:03 by war
STATESVILLE, NC (WBTV) - A man who was with about a dozen people who were looking for a legendary "ghost train" in Iredell County was hit by a locomotive and killed early Friday morning. The incident happened on a train trestle at 2:45 a.m. near the 900 block of Buffalo Shoals Road. Robin Chapman, a spokesperson for Norfolk-Southern Railroad, said the eastbound train consisted of three locomotives and no freight cars. The train was rounding a curve and approaching a trestle over Boston Creek just prior to Buffalo Shoals Road when it struck a man on the trestle, Chapman said. Christopher Kaiser, 29, died at the scene and two more people were injured, according to Iredell County ...
Eric and Buckeroo getting lovey@DUMMIES forum
Post Date: 2010-08-27 19:30:46 by Ibluafartsky
#1. To: buckeroo (#0) Its going to be a little overwhelming as we see tens of thousands of people standing together, locked arm-in-arm, peaceful, happy, he said. Oh GAG! I sure hope that they've canvassed the area for muslims, afterall, it's a target-rich environment for them. /s Intermission entertainment will be Tits Palin going down on a 14" dildo with an Israeli flag on the end and Beck doing funnels. The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. Eric Stratton posted on 2010-08-27 17:16:06 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
Fudgepackers vow to fight on after court cuts queer marriage
Post Date: 2010-08-17 09:54:08 by Happy Quanzaa
(CNN) -- An appeals court ruling temporarily blocking same-sex marriages from resuming in California drew strong reactions from opponents and supporters of the state's controversial 2008 referendum on the issue. Couples hoping to marry rushed to cancel their plans after an order from the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals late Monday set aside a federal judge's decision earlier this month that would have permitted same-sex marriages to resume in California as early as Wednesday. And advocates on both sides of the issue said they were prepared to make their arguments in court. "This delay is just really going to screw us up," said Harry Seaman, who was planning to marry his ...
FREAK Hawking: Abandon The Earth
Post Date: 2010-08-09 17:32:19 by A K A Stone
CANVAS STAFF REPORTS) - Theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking has some advice for the people of Earth - it's time to get off. "I believe that the long-term future of the human race must be in space," Hawking said to Big Think , a global forum that includes interviews with experts. "It will be difficult enough to avoid disaster on planet Earth in the next hundred years, let alone the next thousand, or million. The human race shouldn't have all its eggs in one basket, or on one planet. Let's hope we can avoid dropping the basket until we have spread the load." The physicist called humankind's survival "a question of touch and go" and referred ...
GQ: Woman says Rand Paul kidnapped her in college, 'tried to force me to take bong hits
Post Date: 2010-08-09 17:20:30 by Skip Intro
GQ: Woman says Rand Paul kidnapped her in college, 'tried to force me to take bong hits' Rand Paul's educational experience was under scrutiny last week when the Lexington Herald-Leader reported that the ophthalmologist never got a bachelor's degree. (He left Baylor University in Texas early when Duke accepted him in its medical school.) Now GQ has an article on Paul's college years that is likely to raise more questions. The strangest episode of Paul's time at Baylor occurred one afternoon in 1983 (although memories about all of these events are understandably a bit hazy, so the date might be slightly off), when he and a NoZe brother [a fellow member of a secret ...
Man Caught with Pants Down and an Armless Mannequin in Public Park
Post Date: 2010-08-09 08:43:25 by Ignore Amos
Man Caught with Pants Down and an Armless Mannequin in Public Park KANAWHA COUNTY, W.Va. (WSAZ) -- A man is behind bars for committing "lewd acts" with a mannequin in a public park Sunday morning. According to the Kanawha County Sheriff's Department, 61-year-old Eddie M. Campbell from Belle was caught at Booker T. Washington Memorial Park in Malden with his shirt off and his pants around his ankles. Deputies say Campbell was sitting on a park bench with an armless mannequin on his lap, holding it with one hand -- pleasuring himself with the other. When the deputy identified himself, Campbell stopped, pushed the mannequin off him and pulled his pants up. All of this ...
Palin goes zero for two on GOP picks
Post Date: 2010-08-06 13:20:04 by Skip Intro
Palin goes zero for two on GOP picks Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin went zero for two in the endorsement game this week, as her chosen candidates for the Kansas Senate race and a Tennessee congressional seat both went down in defeat. Rep. Todd Tiahrt, who won Palins endorsement in June and ran ads featuring a seal of approval from Tea Parties & Sarah Palin, lost Tuesdays Republican Senate primary by 5 percentage points to fellow GOP Rep. Jerry Moran. And Thursday night, Tennessee attorney CeCe Heil came in third in the GOP primary for Democratic Rep. Jim Coopers seat, trailing 5 percentage points behind contractor David Hall. Palin endorsed Heil in ...
Man Dressed in Wig, Clown Pants and Fake Breasts Robs Bank with BB Gun, Say Cops
Post Date: 2010-08-03 20:09:18 by Skip Intro
SWISSVALE, Pa. (CBS/KDKA) A Pittsburgh man wearing a blond wig, fake breasts, and clown pants was arrested after he allegedly robbed a bank at gunpoint. Swissvale police chief, Greg Geppert, said Dennis Hawkins, 48, shoplifted a BB gun from a local Kmart, and then used it during the heist. The suspect allegedly fled the bank with an undisclosed amount of money. Shortly after police were called to investigate the robbery, they received a tip from a nearby gas station that a man fitting the description was attempting to steal a car, reports CBS affiliate KDKA. Hawkins, apparently covered in red dye from an exploding dye pack, allegedly entered a woman's parked car. She quickly got ...
Goldi Rewrites History - AGAIN!!!
Post Date: 2010-08-02 14:20:28 by war
There were a lot of political issues with that. Balfour Declaration was issued in 1917. Why then did it take 30 years for them to implement it? The Brits held on to that land so that in WWI and WWII, they could use it as the British "colony" for Jews, and induce other countries with large Jewish populations to support their war efforts. When the Brits were leaving the area, the Arabs were determined to kill all the Jews and retake the land. [Britain fully expected that to happen, and did nothing to stop it.] We know how that turned out: Israel beat them into the sand, and then declared themselves a Jewish STATE. Goldi-Lox posted on 2010-08-02 13:26:43 ET Reply Trace
Paging Dr. Howard, Dr, Fine Dr, Howard But Not Dr. Johnson
Post Date: 2010-07-21 12:35:38 by war
I have NEVER gone to a black physician. I value my health. I was in Pre-Med in college, and I remember how the blacks got pushed thru with little to no effort, while the rest of the class (white and asian) was up all night studying....and LEARNING. There might be some smart black doctors, but I won't take a chance on getting one of those pushed thru. Nope. They can't function. And they could kill you with their incompetence. Goldi-Lox posted on 2010-07-21 11:58:31 ET Reply Trace ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Just ask one of them to read out loud: pharyngeal ---- Likely Responses: fairy gel foreign gal pary nigal Goldi-Lox posted on 2010-07-21 12:03:54 ...
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