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A Real Woman
Post Date: 2011-03-05 10:38:25 by sneakypete
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A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels Insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible.... OOOPS! Never mind. I made a mistake. It's whiskey that does all those things.
Lizard Lick Towing
Post Date: 2011-03-01 01:07:46 by sneakypete
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If you haven't seen this show yet,you owe it to yourself to tune in. Funniest damn show on television. It's about a couple of fat rednecks that run a repossession agency in Kentucky. The fat redneck that owns it with his wife dresses up like a WWF punk rocker for teebee purposes,and the other one (the bad one) is just happy to be a good old boy. Both are afraid of the WWF rednecks wife,who has been known to punch out large men that piss her off. Oh yeah,she is a attractive blonde that may or may not be fat. Hard to tell because she is pregnant. The first repo they went on tonight (episode 4) was so far out in the sticks THEY were worried about running into rednecks. Sure ...
Liberal Wedding
Post Date: 2011-02-27 21:47:26 by A K A Stone
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Muammar Gaddafi - Zenga Zenga Song - Noy Alooshe Remix + Download
Post Date: 2011-02-27 17:09:07 by A K A Stone
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I'm An Ugly Girl: Michelle Obama (Barbie Girl)
Post Date: 2011-02-19 18:53:54 by Happy Quanzaa
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Wisconsin Democrat Escape Vehicle
Post Date: 2011-02-19 10:45:55 by no gnu taxes
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Here's how Democrat lawmakers escaped Wisconsin in their attempt to thwart Democracy on behalf of the unions that are bleeding our country dry:
Sparkling Wiggles
Post Date: 2011-02-17 23:30:08 by A K A Stone
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Report--Obama quietly appoints Muslim Brotherhood to key posts
Post Date: 2011-02-16 00:21:08 by Brian S
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An ex-CIA agent and counter-intelligence expert has revealed in a special report that Barack Obama has quietly appointed members of the Muslim Brotherhood to key posts within the Administration. Dr. Clare Lopez, professor at the Centre for Counterintelligence and Security Studies, wrote a policy paper in December of 2009 which details the systematic appointment of Sharia-friendly advocates within the State Department and other government agencies. For example, the Tehran-born Dr. Vali Nasr was appointed to co-direct Obama foreign policy toward Afghanistan and Pakistan. Former Saudi Arabian supplicant Charles Freeman was appointed by Obama to chair the Administration's National ...
The African Usurper Refers To Himself as the GIPPER! [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2011-02-11 22:15:46 by A K A Stone
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President Obama recounts an anecdote about the 2004 Democratic National Convention at White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs' final press briefing: "The most challenging problem was what tie to wear. And this went up to the very last minute. I mean, 10 minutes before we were about to go on stage we were still having an argument about ties. I had bought five, six ties. And Michelle didn't like any of them, Axelrod didn't like a couple of them -- him being one of the best dressed men in the world. So we really valued his opinion. "And then somebody -- I don't remember who it was -- turned and said, 'You know what? What about Gibbs' tie? What about ...
Interesting arifact from the 21st Century -- "Imbecile Man"
Post Date: 2011-02-10 12:18:58 by no gnu taxes
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Rumsfeld To Receive ‘Defender of the Constitution Award’ At CPAC
Post Date: 2011-01-31 19:18:41 by Brian S
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Former US Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld will be honored with the "Defender of the Constitution Award" at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC), an annual event attended by numerous conservative activists, journalists, and politicians. WorldNetDaily columnist Brad O'Leary and American Conservative Union chairman David A. Keene will present the former Defense secretary with the award on Feb 10, according to the conference's schedule of events (.pdf). Conservative radio show host Rush Limbaugh was presented with the "Defender of the Constitution Award" at CPAC in 2009. Rumsfeld, who was Secretary of Defense under President George W. Bush from 200 ...
Why Your State Sucks: The Great American Map of Fail
Post Date: 2011-01-30 02:25:35 by Hondo68
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Let's face it, we totally judge people based on where they're from. Here's your handy cheat sheet to each state's worst quality. There's no shortage of derogatory comments about some states, such as New Jersey or Florida, but have you gotten tongue-tied when meeting someone from North Dakota? Well, this map is your key to a proper comeback - and according to a Daily Beast poll, the Peace Garden State has the ugliest people. It's a little known, yet "scientifically proven" zinger that's might make a few North Dakotan enemies. Each of the nifty fifty ranks last in something, though some milestones certainly outweigh the others. Some accolades are tame ...
Crown Jewels Condoms of Distinction labelled tasteless
Post Date: 2011-01-29 14:19:48 by buckeroo
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A COMPANY in the UK has been criticised for making Royal Wedding condoms featuring images of Prince William and Kate Middleton. Crown Jewels Condoms of Distinction are being sold in royal purple packs with the slogan: “Lie back and think of England", reports The Sun. The condoms promise "a better class of lovemaking" and features a saucy guide to using the "Heritage Edition" condoms inside. The leaflet claims: "England boasts some of the finest lovemaking in the world, with a tradition going back generations." Company spokesman Hugh Pomfret insisted they were the perfect souvenir for the April 29 wedding. "We set our craftsmen to create ...
Civilized Flames
Post Date: 2011-01-28 12:47:04 by sneakypete
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These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words. The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, "If you were my husband I'd poison your tea." He said, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it." A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease." "That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress." "He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." -Winston Churchill "I have never killed a man, ...
Michelle Obama Should "Heal herself"
Post Date: 2011-01-27 13:56:23 by no gnu taxes
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Michele Bachmann's Tea Party Overdrive Mocked For Obama Response
Post Date: 2011-01-26 11:48:38 by Brian S
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State of the union: self-styled Tea Party leader in Congress breaks with convention and is ridiculed for gaffes Ed Pilkington in New York guardian.co.uk, Wednesday 26 January 2011 15.56 GMT A screen grab of Michele Bachmann delivering her response to President Barack Obama's state of the union address. Photograph: AP Michele Bachmann, the self-styled leader of the Tea Party faction in the US Congress, broke with convention to deliver her own alternative response to President Obama's state of the union speech, attracting ridicule from pundits.Bachmann's comments, spoken to camera and broadcast only by CNN, appeared to be off ...
Is Sarah Palin the 'Snooki' of Politics?
Post Date: 2011-01-20 15:02:14 by Brian S
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It's not entirely clear if Donny Deutsch thought he was being complimentary or derogatory by comparing Sarah Palin to diminutive "Jersey Shore" reality star/walking train wreck Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, but it was bizarre either way.Deutsch, sitting in with MSNBC's "Morning Joe" team, took a look at Palin's popularity with his ad man eye, and theorized that the public loves a great character who's always guaranteed to say something interesting, whether it's about caribou hunting or hair spray.“Why the fascination [with Sarah Palin]? It’s very simple and I’m not going to be glib here. She is Snooki. It’s the same math. A ...
America's Most Persecuted Minority Group: Republicans
Post Date: 2011-01-18 11:59:13 by Brian S
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On this Martin Luther King Day, spare a thought for America's forgotten minority: Comfortable white conservatives By Alex Pareene All of the old white guys pictured above voted against the establishment of Martin Luther King Jr. Day as a federal holiday. (John McCain did, in 2008, apologize for his vote.) 28 years later, it's hard to imagine even a deeply Republican Congress opposing a holiday dedicated to Dr. King -- in part because some contemporary conservatives like to pretend the civil rights activist was or would be a Republican, but mostly because conservatives have spent years pretending to be a persecuted minority group. That's why something like Sarah Palin ...
Movie flop made Oprah fat
Post Date: 2011-01-16 17:27:58 by Happy Quanzaa
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Oprah Winfrey: 'Beloved' box office failure made me eat 30 pounds of mac and cheese "Beloved" was the flop that launched Oprah's flab -- or some of it at least. The 1998 drama's box-office failure prompted the Queen of Daytime to embark on a "massive, depressive, macaroni-and-cheese eating tailspin," she tells Piers Morgan on the premiere of his new show. In a teaser from the "Tonight" interview with the star, Oprah Winfrey says she turned to comfort food when "Bride of Chucky" beat "Beloved" in its opening weekend. "I remember... hearing that we got beat by something called 'Chucky,' and I didn't even ...
Why Atleletes Can't Hold Regular Jobs
Post Date: 2011-01-15 01:29:48 by sneakypete
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1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me." 2. New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first." 3. And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skin's say: "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too." 4. Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.." 5. Football ...
Washington Post's Mensa Invitational
Post Date: 2011-01-15 01:27:13 by sneakypete
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The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the winners: 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an in definite period of time. 2. Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an asshole. 3. Intaxicaton : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly. 5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone ...
Pigboy, Fox Go To War; Rush Limbaugh Rips Fox News Panel For 'Slobbering' Over Obama Speech, Panel Responds (VIDEO)
Post Date: 2011-01-14 19:54:23 by Brian S
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A feud has broken out between Rush Limbaugh and the so-called "All Star Panel" on Fox News' "Special Report" over the panel's praise for President Obama's speech at the memorial for the Arizona shooting victims. Speaking on his radio show Thursday, Limbaugh slammed the panelists--which, on the night of the speech, were Brit Hume, Charles Krauthammer and Chris Wallace--for their positive comments. "They were slobbering over it for the predictable reasons," he said. "It was smart, it was articulate, it was oratorical. It was, it was all the things the educated, ruling class wants their members to be and sound like." On Thursday night's ...
Something Called a ‘Reince Priebus’ Is Your New RNC Chair
Post Date: 2011-01-14 19:36:42 by Brian S
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The Republican National Committee has voted for change: It has voted for people making fun of their chairman’s name. On the 864th ballot, which was sponsored by a Lockheed Martin jet, the RNC finally selected Wisconsin Republican Party chair Reince Priebus as its new chairman. His claim to fame is defeating Russ Feingold and winning the governorship of his state this past year, though he kindly let guys named Ron Johnson and Scott Walker take those jobs after the election. And here’s a fun game: try to say his name one-times fast. Yeah. Impossible. Just like they said about a guy named Barack Obama. (Priebus is secretly Kenyan, is what we’re saying.) We are going to ...
Wash Times: Criticism Of Palin's 'Blood Libel' Part Of 'Ongoing Pogrom' Against Conservatives
Post Date: 2011-01-14 14:20:54 by Brian S
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A Washington Times editorial defends Sarah Palin's use of the phrase "blood libel" in the wake of the Tucson shootings, by calling media criticism of Palin "the latest round of an ongoing pogrom against conservative thinkers." Palin had been criticized for using the term "blood libel" to characterize media attacks against her, because of associations between "blood libel" and persecution of Jews in Europe. The term has its roots in the false charge that Jews would murder children and use their blood in religious rituals. The choice by the Times to describe media attacks as "pogroms" is even more unfortunate since the term usually ...
‘Reagan in pumps’: Religious right excited about potential Bachmann prez bid
Post Date: 2011-01-12 19:09:46 by Skip Intro
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When Rep. Michele Bachmann’s office declined to rule out a 2012 bid for the Republican nomination for president, religious right leaders responded with glee at what they say could be the next Ronald Reagan — except “swap boots for pumps.” Bachmann has long had a strong relationship with the religious right, and one of the first Iowa Republican caucus polls to include Bachmann show her taking away from two traditional religious right favorites: Sarah Palin and Mike Huckabee. Matt Barber, of the late Jerry Fallwell’s Liberty Council, gushed over a possible President Bachmann: From the instant his fruitful eight-year reign ended, Republicans have pined for the next ...
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