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Rupert Murdoch Apologizes For Slamming ‘Jewish Owned’ Media
Post Date: 2012-11-19 13:55:43 by Brian S
Billionaire media baron Rupert Murdoch, CEO of News Corporation, apologized unreservedly on Sunday for a comment he made criticizing the Jewish owned press. Though Murdoch didnt specify which media outlets he was talking about, he accused them of pitching an anti-Israeli framing of the conflict. Why is the Jewish owned press so consistently anti-Israel in every crisis? he asked on Twitter. In an earlier post to his Twitter account, the owner of the Fox News Channel specifically cited The Associated Press and CNN for what he called bias to the point of embarrassment. After a full day of criticism, he backed off the comments on Sunday, ...
Barbour: We’ve Got To Give Republicans ‘a Very Serious Proctology Exam’
Post Date: 2012-11-15 11:14:17 by Brian S
Echoing calls for a thorough examination of what went wrong in Mitt Romneys presidential campaign, former Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour (R) told an audience on Wednesday that he believes the Republican Partys political organizational activity needs to undergo a very serious proctology exam. The ground game is really important, and we have to be, I mean weve got to give our political organizational activity a very serious
[pause] proctology exam, he said during a Las Vegas conference of the Republican Governors Association, according to CNN. In the days since the election, Republicans in the media have seemed apoplectic, ...
Petraeus Sex Scandal Prompts Laughter Among Taliban
Post Date: 2012-11-15 11:12:46 by Brian S
The sex scandal that has brought down CIA chief David Petraeus may be causing heartache in the Washington security establishment but the affair has prompted laughter among the Taliban. Petraeus resigned last week to pre-empt revelations of an affair with his married biographer Paula Broadwell, bringing to an end a glittering military career that included a spell commanding NATO forces fighting the Taliban in Afghanistan. A stony-faced Taliban official burst into laughter at the mention of the Petraeus affair during an interview with AFP in northwest Pakistan this week. What a bastard! But all Americans are the same, its nothing new, the official said, who did not want ...
Post Date: 2012-11-14 22:00:58 by Abcdefg
Anti-Obama AZ Woman Runs Over Husband For Not Voting
Post Date: 2012-11-13 10:40:04 by Brian S
An Arizona woman was arrested and charged with aggravated assault and reckless driving after running her husband over with their SUV Monday out of anger over him not voting in last weeks presidential election. KPHO-TV reported that Holly Solomon was upset over the possibility of her family would suffer because of President Barack Obamas re-election Nov. 6 when she chased and hit Daniel Solomon in a parking lot following an argument. At one point, he went behind a light pole so that, obviously, the vehicle couldnt strike him, said Gilbert Police Department Sergeant Jesse Sanger. He ended up leaving the light pole at one point, trying to run ...
3 Billionaire Campaign Donors End up with 1 Win and 11 Losses
Post Date: 2012-11-12 13:11:58 by Brian S
Billionaires spent heavily on the 2012 election, but 11 of the 12 candidates they backed lost. Casino owner Sheldon Adelson, who gave more money to super PACs than any other contributor ($53.7 million), supported at least eight candidates, all of whom were defeated. The losers included Mitt Romney and Republican U.S. Senate candidates in Florida, Virginia and New Jersey. During the Republican primary season, Adelson contributed $16.5 million to Newt Gingrichs losing campaign. Other conservative billionaires who lost on Election Night were Contran Corp. CEO Harold Simmons, homebuilder Bob Perry and TD Ameritrade founder Joe Ricketts. These three gave $13.4 million to ...
Luntz: Fox Viewers Ought To Be Outraged Because Day In/Day Out They Were Told Romney Would Win
Post Date: 2012-11-10 21:47:47 by Brian S
Frank Luntz: Fox Viewers "Ought To Be Outraged Because Day In And Day Out They Were Told" Romney Would WinVIDEO HERE:http://mediamatters.org/video/2012/11/10/frank-luntz-fox-viewers-ought- to-be-outraged-be/191328********************** Told by whom....Mr. Luntz......by whom.............?
Romney Staffers Stranded When Campaign Killed Credit Cards On Election Night
Post Date: 2012-11-09 10:41:32 by Brian S
Staffers working for the Romney 2012 campaign got a sudden and unwelcome lesson in fiscal conservatism Tuesday night and Wednesday morning when they tried to check out of hotel rooms or travel home. According to NBCs First Read blog, campaign workers were left to pull themselves up by their bootstraps when they found that all the credit cards issued by Romney/Ryan 2012 were canceled as soon as the nominee finished his concession speech. From the moment Mitt Romney stepped off stage Tuesday night, having just delivered a brief concession speech he wrote only that evening, the massive infrastructure surrounding his campaign quickly began to disassemble itself, ...
MSNBC Hosts Mock Karl Rove’s On-air Ohio Freakout
Post Date: 2012-11-07 12:04:13 by Brian S
Republican operative and dark money overlord Karl Roves moment of on-air discombobulation did not go unnoticed at Fox Newss rival network MSNBC. A few of the liberal networks hosts took a moment to relish the spectacle of the man once known as Bushs brain attempting to willfully disconnect from reality regarding the vote counts coming in from Ohio. I dont mean to cross-advertise here, said Rachel Maddow, but I want to note that conservative cable news network Fox News Channel Fox News Channel called Ohio for Obama, but the on-air talent is refusing to concede that they believe it. Karl Rove is describing this as being just ...
Post Date: 2012-11-06 18:19:50 by Abcdefg
Poster Comment:It's gotta be him.
Fox News Begins Election Day With ‘Alert’ Over New Black Panthers
Post Date: 2012-11-06 09:56:17 by Brian S
The Fox News Channel began election day on Tuesday by warning viewers about an alleged member of the New Black Panthers Party at one Pennsylvania polling place. This is a member of the Black Panthers standing guard outside a polling place in Philadelphia, co-host Gretchen Carlson noted following the blaring Fox News Alert graphic. Does it look reminiscent? she asked. Remember this from four years ago. The organization said it was thinking about monitoring the elections. Critics say its more like intimidation. The Black Panthers also stood guard outside polling places, as I just mentioned, in 2008 in Philly, the groups leader with a ...
Republican-Heavy Counties Eat Up Most Food-Stamp Growth
Post Date: 2012-11-05 13:41:32 by Brian S
Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney said in May that hed written off votes from 47 percent of Americans who are collecting government aid. Turns out many of them are part of his political base. Seventy percent of counties with the fastest-growth in food-stamp aid during the last four years voted for the Republican presidential candidate in 2008, according to U.S. Department of Agriculture data compiled by Bloomberg. They include Republican strongholds like King County, Texas, which in 2008 backed Republican John McCain by 92.6 percent, his largest share in the nation; and fast-growing Douglas County, Colorado. That means Romney is counting on votes from areas where ...
Chrysler executive to Trump: ‘You are full of sh*t!’
Post Date: 2012-11-01 23:35:32 by Brian S
Ralph Giles, the vice president of product design at Chrysler, blasted real estate mogul Donald Trump via Twitter on Thursday. Trump, who has campaigned with Republican hopeful Mitt Romney, accused President Barack Obama of being a terrible negotiator on Twitter, adding that the President bails out Chrysler and now Chrysler wants to send all Jeep manufacturing to Chinaand will! Giles bluntly responded, you are full of shit! Hours later, he added, I apologize for my language, but lies are just that, lies. Thanks for the support People. The Romney campaign has claimed Jeep is shipping American jobs to China. But Chrysler described the ...
Morale Waning for Anti-Paul Zealots
Post Date: 2012-11-01 16:33:44 by calcon
With the loss of their leader, the anti-paul jihadists at LP are losing the battle against the forces of ron paul. Once again their efforts to control LP has resulted in an EPIC FAIL. #35. To: Gatlin (#34) Purge your list ... Facts and accuracy is not the "AGENDA" for some posters. As always, good job. The responsible, normal thinking posters are dwindling. I bet you wont see Yukon back. I wouldn't blame him. GrandIsland posted on 2012-11-01 1:00:21 ET Reply Trace #36. To: GrandIsland, Goldi-Lox (#35) (Edited) I bet you wont see Yukon back. I wouldn't blame him. I have already come to that conclusion ... I wouldn't blame him either. Goldi screwed the pooch. 1 ...
Biden to voter: ‘Are you Indian?’
Post Date: 2012-10-31 14:47:26 by calcon
Speaking with a group of voters at a campaign volunteer center, Vice President Joe Biden asked if one of a group of men if he was an Indian. Are you an Indian, the Vice President asked, according to the pool report. American, the man replied. No, I mean first generation, Biden said shortly before he moved on.
Happy (Redistributionist) holloweeen
Post Date: 2012-10-31 14:14:36 by calcon
Today we celebrate Halloween, when roving bands of children go from door to door threatening to do damage to peoples houses unless they get payoffs in sugar. All right, so the trick part of trick or treat has become an anachronism, but thats probably the only thing that will make you feel better about Steven Crowders demonstration of how redistributionism really works and how easy it is for children to recognize that its just not right. He placed a hidden camera at a church trick-or-treat event and attempted to make the candy distribution more fair by redistributing the loot in the bags. That prompted immediate objections ...
Romney Campaign Staged Donations At Storm Relief Event
Post Date: 2012-10-31 11:23:04 by Brian S
As the East Coast and parts of Ohio struggled to regroup in the devastating wake of Superstorm Sandy, the Romney campaign hastily transformed a scheduled victory rally in Dayton, Ohio into a non-political storm relief event on Tuesday. According to BuzzFeed, the campaign encouraged supporters to bring hurricane relief supplies and deliver the bags of canned goods, packages of diapers, and cases of water bottles to the candidate, who would be perched behind a table along with a slew of volunteers and his Ohio right-hand man, Senator Rob Portman. Just to be safe, campaign aides reportedly spent $5,000 at a local Wal-Mart on supplies that could be put on ...
MITT ROMNEY’S 5-POINT FRANKENSTORM PLAN
Post Date: 2012-10-29 23:50:35 by Brian S
MITT ROMNEYS 5-POINT FRANKENSTORM PLAN: 1) Stash money. 2) Put money in binders. 3) Pray to money. 4) Lie about money. 5) Strap dog to roof.
Labor Department Says No Decision Yet on Whether to Delay Jobs Report
Post Date: 2012-10-29 12:17:14 by Brian S
The Labor Department said Monday that it has yet to make a decision on whether to delay Fridays closely-watched October employment report due to the effects from Hurricane Sandy. Federal government offices in Washington are closed Monday and may be shut again Tuesday due to the storm. It isnt clear if the closure would cause a delay in processing the data. We will assess the situation when the weather emergency is over and notify the press and public of any changes at that time, said Gary Steinberg, spokesman for the Bureau of Labor Statistics, the data arm of the department. The Labor Department is also scheduled to release its third quarter employment cost index ...
Zionist Organization Of America Cancels Its Annual Fundraising Dinner Because Of The Loss Tax-Exempt Status
Post Date: 2012-10-24 11:56:36 by Brian S
The Zionist Organization of America has canceled its annual fundraising dinner because of the loss of its tax-exempt status, the organization has confirmed. The fundraiser, usually held in late November or early December, is a key annual event for the group. Recent galas have drawn such high-profile speakers as conservative talk show host Glenn Beck and Republican Rep. Eric Cantor, the House majority leader. The event could still be held sometime next spring, according to David Drimer, the ZOAs executive director. But the cancellation comes as internal critics continue to raise questions about the handling of the crisis, and as the ZOA makes cuts to some programs. As the Forward ...
Please Move The Deer Crossing (Donna - Romney voter)
Post Date: 2012-10-22 16:54:10 by Hondo68
This audio clip from Y94 Playhouse Fargo, ND radio station was too funny to not find a way for more people to hear it -- so thus, this video. Donna asks for help getting deer crossing signs moved to lower traffic areas. "The government can guide deer to lower traffic areas".
Poster Comment:Move those signs... a shovel ready project for big government Willie-Mitt!
Romney Blimp Goes Limp
Post Date: 2012-10-22 10:56:29 by Brian S
An airship promoting Mitt Romneys presidential campaign in Florida drew attention for other reasons Sunday when it was forced to make an emergency landing just north of Miami. According to WSVN-TV, the blimp, bearing the banner, America Needs Romney, was caught in high winds on its way back to a local airport, forcing it to the ground near a residential area in Davie, Florida. It was getting lower and lower, one resident said. It was totally going down, it was just losing altitude. The wind was just taking it and taking it. The airship was first spotted in the area Friday, on the weekend before the final presidential debate between Romney, the ...
Fire destroys State Fair of Texas icon Big Tex
Post Date: 2012-10-19 13:58:40 by Brian S
DALLAS (AP) -- Fire has destroyed Big Tex, leaving behind little more than the metal frame of the 52-foot-tall metal-and-fabric cowboy that's an icon of the State Fair of Texas. Some fabric that made up the towering structure's hands and sleeves still could be seen as firefighters gathered around the scorched area Friday. Big Tex's 75-gallon hat, 50-pound belt buckle and slow drawl have been greeting state fair visitors since 1952. This year's fair, which closes Sunday, had been celebrating Big Tex's 60th birthday. Fair spokeswoman Sue Gooding says she doesn't know the cause of the fire but did note electrical controls move Big Tex's mouth and head. Gooding ...
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