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Title: Seven of Nine just keeps getting hotter
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syfy.com
URL Source: https://www.syfy.com/syfywire/seven ... nine-just-keeps-getting-hotter
Published: May 9, 2020
Author: S.E. Fleenor
Post Date: 2020-05-09 14:14:56 by Willie Green
Keywords: None
Views: 1100
Comments: 9
When Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero One, first appears she's nothing like the smoking hot Betty we've come to know and love. She's a ghostly pale member of the Borg who speaks, steps, and thinks in unison with her people. In her first encounter with the crew of the Voyager, her cube makes a tenuous treaty with the Federation ship, only to have the entire cube decimated by Species 8472, which is another story for another day. The result of that destruction, though, is that Seven of Nine is abandoned aboard Voyager. Stripped of the bulk of her cybernetic Borg implants, she becomes a member of the Voyager crew, which is on a 70-year mission to return to Earth and the Alpha Quadrant. Check out this handy binge guide I wrote if you want to revisit Seven's greatest hits aboard Voyager. It just so happens that Seven is played by mega-fox Jeri Ryan — and when her skin isn't pallid and she isn't covered in Borg prosthetics, it turns out she's fine as hell. You know, what? She's fine as hell as a Borg too — there, I said it! Of course, Voyager capitalized on Ryan's babe factor by putting Seven in skin-tight, boob-accentuating uniforms at every possible juncture. It is…let's go with noticeable. But, hey, I don't have beef with her being sexy. In fact, that's why we've gathered here today: To discuss the utter babe-itude of one Seven of Nine, aka Annika Hansen, aka Jeri f***ing Ryan. You might be thinking, um, didn't Voyager end almost 20 years ago? Yeah, it did, but as many Trekkies know, Jeri Ryan and our favorite former Borg returned in the most recent Star Trek series: Picard. And, sweet Hera, did she make one hell of a return. Picard follows the greatest Star Trek captain of all time — seriously, we had a no holds barred throwdown to determine who was the best — as he grapples with a terminal illness and the shocking discovery that Data's android children live. In Picard's Federation, synthetic lifeforms have been banned. And our curious (former) captain can't help but get into the thick of things. Along his epic journey to find and help the synths with the assistance of his delightful new crew, Picard runs into familiar faces: Troi, Riker, and even Data (in the form of dreams and in the face of Altan Inigo Soong). But, the coolest, most impressive arrival and overall presence in the series has to be Seven of Nine. When we catch up with Seven, who in this series is also called Annika by some folks, she's a badass space ranger on a mission of vengeance. It just so happens her ends and Picard's intersect. And listen, Seven is God herself in Picard. Sexy AF, deadly beyond reason, and queer — Seven (and Ryan) just keep getting hotter. Let's be clear: There is no moment in time when Seven wasn't a babe (and also queer, but that's a whole different article). Whether she's an eerie Borg or a svelte shipmate or a murderous death-dealer, Seven has a certain swagger, power, and je ne sais quoi that makes her entirely irresistible. We could talk about her appearance all day, but what really makes her the BAE above all BAEs is who she is and who she becomes over the course of her life. When Seven is first taken by Voyager, it's against her will. She has everything that has been her identity since she was a small child forcibly removed from her and she is removed from her community. Sure, they're a bunch of child-stealing f***ers, but the Borg are still her family as far as she knows. And, does one act of violating a person's will really fix another? IDK, but what I can say is that the person who comes after the Borg is not the child who was stolen. Throughout Voyager, Seven tries to become more understanding and connected to humanity, but what she finds over the course of her years as a space ranger is that humanity isn't really all it's chocked up to be. A human she trusts kills her son Icheb, a juvenile Borg Seven found and raised. And it is humans — er well, Romulans, but you get the point — that try to kill all of the xBs (ex-Borg) aboard a cube that's being used for "research." So if Seven can no longer be Borg but cannot fully align herself with humans and humanoids either, what will she do? Oh, honey. She's Seven. She'll just go ahead and plug herself into a cube, become the Borg queen, fly through space to help her friends, and f*** up some Romulans along the way. There's more to it than that, but honestly, that's a pretty good summary of her actions in Picard. Over the 20 years that have transpired since she left Voyager, Seven has not only gotten hotter and hotter, but she's also learned to grapple with and employ her murderous rage, even if she sometimes wishes she was better at not killing people. Oh well. We've all got room to grow, Seven. Hey, and at least as she ages she gets to wear normal clothes instead of boob felt. Seven has always represented conflicting and compounding identities — and her dual commitment to the xBs and to Picard and his team highlights how she's learned to reconcile her many identities. Plus, at the end, she and a member of Picard's crew get cozy, finally making our favorite former Borg canonically queer. There's a lot of ups and downs in both Voyager and Picard, but one thing is undeniable: Seven of Nine and Jeri Ryan are the BAEest BAEs of all BAEdom.
Poster Comment: So despite my age, and all the heart, cancer & blood pressure meds that I ingest daily, I suppose the good news is that my declining health hasn't adversely affected my libido... LOL!
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#1. To: Willie Green (#0)
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IIRC, if she had stayed with her husband Ryan, our nation would never have been infested with that piece of shit Barky Momjeans Failure Odumbass. That divorce cost us all plenty. Fucking democRats.
Yeah... well unsealed divorce court records show that she alleged that Goldman Sachs investment banker Jack Ryan was a pervert who wanted her to perform sex acts with him in public in various sex clubs in NYC, New Orleans & Paris... But who knows? I strongly prefer to keep my intimate activities more private anyway... So perhaps we simply dodged a different bullet before getting stuck with a bumbling douche like Trump.
Nah, we've finally got once again a President who's a real man who loves his country and a First Lady who's obviously female.
Hank, You got that right !!!
Si vis pacem, para bellum Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. "If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." (Will Rogers) "No one ever rescues an old dog. They lay in a cage until they die. PLEASE save one. None of us wants to die cold and alone... --Dennis Olson " People that say money can't buy you happiness, have never paid an adoption fee
Who? Putin's puppet? LOL... You gotta be delusional... That orange faced POS is nothing but a bitter old tax-evading playboy son of a NYC slumlord who blew his inheritance when his Atlantic City Casinos went belly up and had to turn to laundering money for the Russian Mafia & reality TV to maintain the delusion that he was "rich." And Melania is just a Yugoslav harlot who let him "grab her by the pussy" so she could live a delusional "Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous" along his side. No doubt she'll dump him for some other rich pervert (like Prince Andrew) as soon as he's voted out of office... BTW.... How's that Wall coming along? You'd think that double-talking swindler would be boasting all about the jobs he's created building that thing while the economy crashes all around... Yet despite giving away TRILLIONS of dollars of taxpayer money to stimulate the economy, you don't even hear a muffle peep about his goddam wall... LOL! One if the spirit-lifting blessings of suffering terminal cancer is that I no long give a flying fuck over how that stooge screws you over... There's no doubt he'll give you all what you deserve, not what you want... LOL!
Gee, Choo-Choo, how are you going to cope with Trump's re-election in November?
The way Trump keeps stepping in dogshit all by himself, he doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell of getting re-elected... My only regret is that Ross Perot didn't get rid of BOTH Republicrat Parties 25~30 years ago...
You can't possibly be gullible enough to think America will elect a corrupt rapey child-fondling retard, I hope. So, betting on a ringer like Hillary Milhous Felon stinking up the joint again, or Big Mike barging in? The former is too feeble and indictable, the latter too lazy. KAG 2020, buddy.
I think the vast majority of Americans are weary of Trump's incessant BS and his failure to prevent a rebound of the coronavirus death tally will flush his ratings down the commode no matter who's running against him. He's a major fuck-up on the economy, stupid. It doesn't matter who he tries to point the finger at. It's all happening on his watch & he's gonna be stuck with the full blame... Just like Jimmy Carter... And his piss-poor leadership can do nothing to prevent it.
#2. To: Hank Rearden (#1)
#3. To: Willie Green (#2)
#4. To: Hank Rearden (#3)
" we've finally got once again a President who's a real man who loves his country and a First Lady who's obviously female. "
#5. To: Hank Rearden (#3)
we've finally got once again a President who's a real man who loves his country...
#6. To: Willie Green (#5)
I hope you don't mind if/when we snicker at you.
#7. To: Hank Rearden (#6)
And all I have to do is sit back & laugh while all you losers whine & cry about getting tossed out of office...
Trump has irreparably damaged the GOP for decades to come...
#8. To: Willie Green (#7)
The way Trump keeps stepping in dogshit all by himself, he doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell of getting re-elected...
#9. To: Hank Rearden (#8)
You can't possibly be gullible enough to think America will elect a corrupt rapey child-fondling retard, I hope.
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