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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
Source: war
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
Author: war
Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
Keywords: None
Views: 1410720
Comments: 3287

Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.

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#2743. To: All snow FLAKE ShillaryBOTZ (#2742)

LOL@U brainDEAD RATmorons...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-26   16:37:31 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2744. To: international american, joker, FBD (#2743)

"Peace is Right!!"
(To be sung to Boston's "Peace of Mind")

Yeah...Left is feelin' kinda low 'cuz Slick Willie's their favorite...
Kerry's such a Commie 'Ho!!
Hell'ry oughtta run, but somehow her feet keep on draggin'!!
HildaBeast, give Veep a go!! Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!!

I understand it's a big decision...
Gotta choose between Left and Right!!
FReepers, rise up fer Guv'ment Recision...
Show all the World we know Peace is Right!! Yeah...oh oh oh!!

Folks, we've heard enuff of Left's Med'yuh chatter...
Left's been in charge fer too long!!
Can'tcha see there'll come a day when TREASON MATTERS?!
Let's hope that day's before yer gone!!

I understand it's a big decision...
Gotta choose 'tween Wrong and Right!!
FReep the Left into submission!!
All we want is fer folks to do what's Right!!

Future's just ahead!! Future's just ahead...
Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!! WOOO!!

(Guitar jammin')

Folks, Big Guv'ment isn't nice, still (it) keeps gettin' bigger!!
Devolve all that Power to me...
Rise up, FReeperPower...must believe Right's Winning...
Rise up fer our Victory!!

Oh-ahhh-oh!!
I understand it's Life's Big Decision...
Gotta choose between Left and Right!!
FReep DemRATS into submission...
Tell the Republicans to Show Some Spine!!

Future's just ahead...Join our Righteous Thread...LEFT IS DEAD!!

(guitar jammin' to fade)

Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-26   16:42:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2745. To: war (#7)

Views: 518392

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-26   21:59:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2746. To: Badeye, war, Fred Mertz (#135)

To: Fred Mertz
"Does he give you some pussy when you repost,
or are you dumb enough to believe he isn't reading what I post?
Sheesh, ethel....lol"

"Live in a world of your own, but always welcome visitors."
(Compliments of the Linux FortuneBuilderZ program.)

B-I-N-G-O...MUD

BTW..."ALL they want is war's synthetic..."

"ALL THEY WANT IS MY MONEY MY PUSSY MY BLOOD"

I am free with the following conditions.

Give it up gimme gimme.

Okay so I’m Black in America right and I walk into a bar.

I drink a lot of wine and kiss a Black man on his beard.

I do whatever I want because I could die any minute.

I don’t mean YOLO I mean they are hunting me.

I know my pussy is real good because they said so.

I say to my friend I am broke as a joke.

I am Starvin’ Like Marvin Gaye.

I’m so hungry I could get it on.

There’s far too many of me dying.

The present is not so different.

Everybody looks like everybody I worked with.

Everybody looks like everybody I’ve kissed.

Men champion men and animals.

Everybody thinks I’m going to die.

At the museum I tell the school group about Black art.

I tell them the word contemporary.

I have a nose ring I forget about.

I have a brother and he is also Black.

I am a little modern to the fault.

I say this painting is contemporary like you and me.

They ask me about slavery. They say Martin Luther King.

At school they learned that Black people happened.

The present is not so different.

I’m looking into their Black faces.

They do not understand that they exist.

I’m Black in America and I walk

into a bar and drink a lot of wine, kiss a white man on his beard.

There is no indictment.

I could die any minute of depression.

I just want to have sex most of the time.

I just want my student loans to disappear.

I just want to understand my savings account.

What is happening to my five dollar one cent.

I am free with the following conditions.

What is happening to my brother.

What if I do something wrong.

My blood is so hot and wet right now.

I know they want it.

I do everything right just incase.

I don’t want to give away my money but here I am.

It’s so stupid I have to say here I am.

They like to be on top.

I am being set up.

I am a tree and some fruits are good and some are bad.

Morgan Parker, author of Other People’s Comfort Keeps Me Up At Night (Switchback Books 2015),
selected by Eileen Myles for the 2013 Gatewood Prize, and There Are More Beautiful Things Than Beyoncé.
A Cave Canem fellow and Editor for Little A and Day One, Morgan also co- curates the Poets With Attitude (PWA)
reading series with Tommy Pico. She lives in Brooklyn and at www.morgan- parker.com.

Nubian Princess, indeed...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-27   10:52:36 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2747. To: All (#2519)

"Black XXVII"

"Dubyuh's Got Faith!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Running On Faith"

One...two...three...four...

Lately Right's been running on Faith...
Searchin' fer Justice and Truth.
But our World will be Right...
When Dubyuh sings our tune.

Lately, I've been wond'rin' why I FReep...
Shrinkin' government's that fer which I pray.
Protect the World from Left's slime...
Please Dubyuh, join the fray!!

Right's always been...
Willin' to help thru taxes that we pay.
Seems like by now...
Right'd find a Prez who cares...fer Liberty!!

Then we'd go running on faith
All of Right's dreams shall come true!!
All the world will be Right...
When Dubyuh loathes Big Guv'ment, too!!

(Sweet guitar pickin' by the BigMan)

Right's always been...
One to fight fer that fer which we pray!!
Seems like by now...
We'd find a Prez who cares...fer Liberty!!

Won't believe Pubbies on faith...
All of Right's dreams shall come true!!
Lead the world 'cuz we're Right...
George Dubyuh, you can join US, too!!
Yes, you can...
And Rush shall support you...
Then Sean shall support you...
And MUD shall support you...
All of Right's dreams shall come true...
The Right shall support you...
Truth shall see you thru...

Mudboy Slim

1 posted on 5/21/2004, 1:31:49 PM by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-27   11:01:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2748. To: badjoe, cal, tlbshow, white sands, ferret (#2747)

"This Blessed Ground!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "My Hometown")

I was six years old, American flag in my hand...
Dockside, watched that ship return my Pa from Viet Nam.
Ma cried, then laughed, 'cuz he'd made it through it...
We cheered as Dad's feet touched ground...
He tousled my hair, said, "Son, take a good look around...
This here's Blessed Ground, and it's your home now,
Do your Country proud, this is your hometown!"

Back in Ninety-Five, Prez'dent's tellin' lies and breakin' rules!
Political fights between The Wrong and The Right...
Networks treat us like we're fools.
As Justice obstructs, Clinton passes the buck,
While sellin' secrets to Commie scum...
Algore grasps their illegal cash, sordid times had come...
To our Country...Won't you see? Liberty, it ain't free!!

Now White House's stonewallin' Congress, showin' no remorse...
Seems like there ain't nobody values Character no more.
Still, we're closin' in to prove Slick's guilt, while Elitists fret...
FReepers say, "These Bums're already TOAST, they just don't know it YET!!"
It's our turn now, let's show 'em how...
To devolve Power, to your hometown.

So, Right, don't delay, seize the day, condemn Bill's Tyranny!
Forcin' out these crooks, it's our destiny!
I'm Thirty-Nine, got two kids of my own now...
Last night, set 'em up o'erlookin' the Sea..
I said, "Kids, take a good look around...this here's Blessed Ground!"

Mudboy Slim (05/28/1999)

Mudboy Slim posted on 2004-05-24 11:44:26 ET

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-27   11:11:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2749. To: Howlin, Diva Betsy Ross, goldilucky (#2748)

"A Farewell to Sleaze!!"
(To be sung to Rush's "A Farewell to Kings")

When they write the pages of history...
And Clinton's Crimes have long been exposed,
Will they write of US with disgust...
For the deeds that we let go?!!

We turned our gaze from vile scandals by the Clintons...
Eyes cast down on the path of least resistance!!
Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!!
DemonRATS are FOOLS to ignore Slick's Spies!!
Treas'nous Demons cloaked in White House guise...
Trashin' all our liberties, while abortin' Unborn lives!!

The DemonRATS are slandering the Sacred Halls of Truth...
Public Schools unburdening their bitterness on Youth!!
Can't we heed the Laws that made US strong?!!
Ohhh, can't we learn to tell what's Right from what's Wrong?!!
WHAT'S WRONG?!!

Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!!
Socialists protectin' Chi-Com SPIES!!
TeeVee Demons fawning 'bout their guys...
Slayin' all that's True and Good, while scoffin' at The Wise!!
Woah...Can't we raise OUR Voice and make a start?!!
Can't we find the Will to blast Slick's Stonewall apart?!!

Mudboy Slim (9 July 1998)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-27   11:18:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2750. To: All (#2749)

XXVII-fitty!!

Happy Memorial Day weekend 2 U ALL...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-27   11:20:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2751. To: hondo68, Reagan Man, Ol' Dutch (#2636)

"The Greatness of Ronald Reagan:
A Personal Remembrance"

"Lolling around the Oval Office after a presentation documenting how the Administration was back-filling bureaucratic slots we had cut during the first few years, someone was waiting patiently behind, just out of sight. Bragging to whomever would listen about the president's support for my plan to stop the backsliding, I figured he could wait. When I finally turned around, there was the President of the United States of America patiently waiting his turn to talk to the pompous personnel director!

Sensing my discomfort, he immediately put me at ease by saying: "Keep it up, fighting those bureaucrats, and don't give up." Smiling gently, he turned and went back to work. Here was the real Ronald Reagan--kind, considerate, polite, decent and letting you know that he appreciated the job you were doing. But he was also focused like a laser, keeping to the job at hand, here trying to keep his promise to cut government bureaucracy.

I saw him up close when he fired the air traffic controllers. As civil service head, I had expressed my displeasure with the concessions that the Federal Aeronautics Administration had made to the union, proposing pay and benefits well beyond the already higher rates controllers received compared to the remainder of the workforce. Since the union was gaining advantages through the threat of disruption and strike, the inevitable result would be more of the same throughout the government. Luckily, the union was greedy and rejected the offer. Then they crossed the line and the president made history. At the subsequent White House meeting, the president was insistent. The controllers had violated their no-strike oath as federal employees and they had to go. That was that.

The FAA head opposed the severity of the penalty and was dropped from the car on the way to the news conference by Transportation Secretary Drew Lewis, who had initially supported the concessions but said it was now time to support the boss. All three of us wanted to eventually hire back the controllers (on our terms)--the penny-pinching personnel director because of the time it would take to train the thousands of replacements needed. Mr. Reagan, looking more broadly than we, would have none of it. As Secretary of State George Schultz wrote later, world leaders immediately became impressed with a president who would be so decisive. Chris Matthews reported that it was this one act that led Speaker Tip O'Neill to respect Reagan as a political leader who had to be dealt with. Business leaders told me for years that President Reagan's actions freezing employment, denying unnecessary pay and benefits increases, and--especially--firing the controllers steeled their resolve to slim their own bloated bureaucracies.

In early 1986, while I was advising Senate Majority Leader, Bob Dole, he took a piece of paper from his desk and lofted it over to me. "Look what your friend is trying to get me to do." "Do not forget about flattening the tax rates," it read, plus a few flattering words, and was signed Ronald Reagan. "He is the only person in Washington who thinks this has a ghost of a chance," said the Senator. "What does he expect me to do?" In less than a year, President Reagan signed a tax bill cutting the number of rates in half and reducing them to only 15, 28 and 33 percent, the lowest then or since. The top marginal rate went from seventy percent to one-third, the first substantial cut in a progressive tax system by a democratic government in recorded history. However alone, Ronald Reagan never gave up.

Everyone remembers his original supply side tax cut of 23 percent, a size most advisors thought was too large. Without it, total taxes would have been 23.8 percent of GNP, rather than the 19.3 percent he obtained. Fifty-five countries followed with tax reductions of their own. Even his admirers think President Reagan did not cut government spending. That is because he insisted on increasing defense. On non-defense outlays, spending did decline from 17.9 percent of GNP in fiscal 1982 to 16.4 percent in fiscal 1989. Soon after, his successor increased it to 19.8 percent so people, especially Republicans, tend to forget. He was even flexible enough to support two items originally opposed by his assistants--Dole's proposal to index tax rates for inflation and Sen. Phil Gramm's spending limits--that also helped promote limited government during his years in office.

Oh, yes, those higher defense expenditures and the technology and readiness they purchased convinced the Soviet leaders they could not compete. Then, there was no Soviet Union and he had defeated the "evil empire" too.

We miss him and will not soon see another of his stature."

Donald Devine, Editor and Director of the U.S. Office of Personnel Management during Ronald Reagan's first term.

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-27   11:27:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2752. To: All ReaganConservatives, conservative guy, Flurry (#2751)

"The Reagans"

They met in nineteen fifty one,
They wed in fifty-two.
He was the kindest loving man,
That Nancy ever knew.
She gave up acting to stay home,
As mother and as wife.
She stuck with Ronald, thick and thin,
They built a happy life.
Oh sure there were some trying times,
But they still had a plan.
Together they would face the world,
She stood beside her man.
With her support, he did become,
The best that he could be.
It was their strong relationship,
That made them strong, you see.
For all those years she held his hand,
Stayed by him till the end.
The greatest gift we have on earth,
Is having a true friend.

Conspiracy Guy (6/7/04)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-27   11:32:57 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2753. To: Alamo-Girl, ironman, Jeff Head, Dukie, joanie-f, Landru, sultan88, FBD, jla (#2752)

"A Patriot Looks at Forty"
(To be sung to Jimmy Buffett's "A Pirate Looks at Forty")

C'mon JusticeLovers...please heed my call.
Ever since that Waco Slaughter, we've known Ol' Slick hadta fall!!
Please heed the call, Clinton must fall!!

Watched as "men" who ruled you...sold OUR Nukes to Beijing...
Sold out this Country fer Chi-Com treasures,
[Slick's] Treason threatens the FRee!!
Medyuh won't see...must ignore TeeVee...

Yes, I am a Patriot, two hundred years too late...
MUD's Ballads, they wonder..."What spell folks're under...
To ignore the Left's Crimes 'Gainst the State?!!"
Folks say I'm too late...Truth's never too late!!

Right's done with meekly strugglin'...I've kicked my share of a$$!!
Left wastes our tax money to fund failure...but Right'll devolve Power en masse!!
Lib'ral mindset can't last...DemonRATS' time has passed!!

Yes, I've been sleepless for over two weeks...
I pass out, then I rally, and I find a way to FReep!!
But we gotta stop bitchin', we gotta stop wishin'...
Gotta FReep fer Justice again!!
Just a few FRiends, Dethronin' Slick!!

(Justa pickin' and a grinnin'...)

Yes, I've known my share of Lib'rals...listened to their Leftist Bile.
Some, I ran 'em away...still more're lost in denial...
Some even managed to smile...)=^D!!
We'll change their minds, just takes a while.

C'mon all you Patriots...time we took Slick Willie down!!
Constitutional Powers beats Clinton's sedition...Slick Killed Ron Brown!!
Murdered Ron Brown...brought that airplane down...
MaryJo drowned...kick RATS outta town!!

FReegards...MUD

519 posted on 6/8/2004, 3:42:37 PM by Mudboy Slim
(Rest in Peace, Dutch Reagan!!)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-27   11:37:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2754. To: Mudboy Slim (#2753)

Beyond being a complete nut case, you have no sense of the world's reality surrounding you.

Get a fuckin' life idiot.

buckeroo  posted on  2017-05-27   13:02:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2755. To: buckeroo (#2754) (Edited)

Lol...hey Bucky!! Sorry 2 C yer anti- depressants still aint working. Oh well...at least they finally let U out of the asylum...MUD🇺🇸😎🇺🇸

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-27   15:32:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2756. To: Mudboy Slim (#2755)

You voted for TRUMP. It sez everything 'bout yourself.

buckeroo  posted on  2017-05-27   15:52:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2757. To: All (#2755) (Edited)

While I have NEVER derived my daily sustenance from a Federal paycheck--thank you, God--from 2009-2011 I worked as Architect/Project Manager restoring and/or constructing the hospital facilities at Fort Belvoir (Fairfax, VA) and Fort Lee (Petersburg, VA). While the army soldiers and officers were professional, task-oriented and courteous, the permanent Federal Bureaucracy was very much OTHERwise. The 80/20 Rule most certainLEE applied...80% of the work was done by 20% of the people and those 80% might have well have been on Welfare...utterLEE worthLESS...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-28   7:41:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2758. To: buckeroo (#2756) (Edited)

Heck YEAH!! I M w/ TRUMP, Bucky...

U R faaar 2 quick 2 make the "IDEAL" the Enemy of the potentiallyPROductive, and I canNOT HELP but be intrigued by anyone so willing to piss in the face of the SorosVCOMMIE/DeeCeeRAT-controlled template. Hoo did U support...KrazyBernie?! Lol...😍😎👮

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-29   9:46:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2759. To: buckeroo (#2754)

BTW...what IS "the world's reality" 4 U, U MARXist fruitCAKE?

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-30   6:29:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2760. To: hondo68, A K A Stone, goldilucky, liberator, AuntB, GrandmaC, UncleKenny, Landru, AdSimp (#2636)

"Black XXX"

"BTW..."
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "By The Way")

Standin' fer Right...gives US a virtuous might...
And Right shall fight on...Let US Roll!!
By the way, we proudly pray...
Reject Fear...RATS're whores!!
Hanoi Hero...we're singin' songs fer Truth...
We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...Liberty!!

Way Right...we're marked...
Limbaugh...root cause!!

Impeached Slick...Senate failed its reason...
We'll convict...we'll FReep 'til Slick's career's done!!
John ain't Slick...he LIES, claims he's a hero...
Kerry's sick..."Defeat JohnK!!", that's our hope!!

Dubyuh...mudrats...
World stage...Nags Head!!

Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might...
And Right shall fight on...Right's got soul!!
By the way, Left died today...
Reject Fear...FReep the World!!

Black thread...hope's thick...
Song shop...git Slick!!

FReedom's Right...our future is a bold one...
Win the fight...folks, Michael Moore is pond-scum!!
Righteous Right...you know Dutch Reagan's goals won!!
Lib'rals whine...fer Power 'cuz they got none!!

Strong words...steel spine...
Brash acts...stand strong!!

Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might...
Far Right shall fight on...Limbaugh knows!!
By the way, RATS LIE and Rape...
Left needs Fear...Tyrant Whore'd!!
Dandy Lib'rals...Right's singin' songs fer FRee...
We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...bless our souls!!
By the way, I'm proud we pray...
Reject Fear...FReep the World!!

(chant)

Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might...
RightWing shall fight on...Dubyuh knows!!
By the way, Left's Tyranny...is waning...Culture War!!
Saddam's a girl...she's writin' poems 'bout trees...
We sing, "Sic Semper...Tyrannus!!"
By the way, we're proud we pray...
To one God...sacred world!!
Standin' fer Right...grants US virtuous might...
FReepers shall fight on...Mudboy knows!!
By the way, we proudly pray...
Reject Fear...FReep the World!!

Mudboy Slim (09/02/2004)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-30   15:52:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2761. To: All Veterans and the Friends and Families of those who gave ALL (#2760)

ALL gave some...some gave ALL.

Hope everyO.N.E. had a wonderful Memorial Day weekend...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-30   15:57:04 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2762. To: stand watie, conservativemusician, Corin Stormhands, P8riot, AdSimp, iceskater, yankhater (#2761)

"Big Guv'ment!!"
(To be sung to Steppenwolf's "The Pusher")

You know I pay way too much in tax...
Good Lord, (I) take nuthin' from the till!!
Folks, I never wanted nothin'...
FRom Dem Lib'rals like Bill!!
You know, I've seen a lot of Lib'rals walkin' 'round...
With HATRED in their eyes!!
'Cuz Big Guv'ment don't care...
Ah, if you live or if you die!!

God damn Big Guv'ment!!
God damns--I pray--Big Guv'ment!!
Right shall Devolve Power from Government!!

DemRATS are dealers...Big Guv'ment is a SHAM!!
Gotta whup ass on "The Man!!"
'Cuz folks, Dem Lib'rals they're all monsters...
Good God, Right's gotta make a stand!!
The hammer and the scickle (sp?) ain't the way!!
Folks, Left's sellin' you all their FReak dreams...
Ah, but Big Guv'ment takes all yer money...
Lord, we'll FReep Dems...we'll FReep fer Righteous Dreams!!

God damn...Big Guv'ment!!
God damns...God damns the Sosh'lists!!
Right musr RISE UP, God...smite down Big Guv'ment man!!

Well, now if I were the president of this land...
You know, I'd declare total war on Big Government!!
I'd cut back on our taxes...and I'd cut how much we spend!!
Yes I'd kill Left with my Bible and my FReepin' and my pen!!

God damn Big Guv'ment!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!!
I sing, "God damn, God damn Big Government!!"

FReegards...MUD (06/29/2004)

BTW...

Very GOOD MEN DIED 2 SAVE U.S. from STATISTS like the DeeCeeRATZ!!

Least WE can do is carry on their sacred efforts...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-30   16:04:46 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2763. To: All brainDEAD RAT-MORonzMINIonz (#2762) (Edited)

The MARXist DeeCeeRATmedia Party has LOST ALL CREDIBILITY...
Except 2 the Willfully IGNORANT...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-30   16:11:48 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2764. To: Bobby Scott (#2763)

"The Ballad of Bobby Scott!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "The Ballad of Curtis Loew")

Well I used to live in Richmond before my kids were born...
Fixin' up ol' neighborhoods to make myself some do-ough...
Guv'ment was way too Lib'ral...schools failed the kids a lot...
Tax and spend, Left wastes our money, led by RATS like Bobby Scott!!

Bob Scott is a black RAT, with white Lib'ral friend$...
When you gave yer legal bribes, Scott'd be quite debonair...
Too "kewel" to be a hiphop bro, liked to say "I'm soooo Elite!!"
Left'd give Bobby their money, his word he'd fail to keep!!

Bobby, be gone...Bobby Scott, yer a joke!!
Yer answer's always "Guv'ment"...hatred you do stoke!!
FReepers know you are useless, the voters won't be fooled!!
'Cuz Bobby Scott is a RAT bootlicker...high time fer someone new!!

Single nearin' fifty, strange rumors hounded him...
Bobby usedta win big, now 3rd District's tired of him!!
Fols, lend a hand, help us FReep...let's unseat this slime!!
Term Limits are up to you...
It's Revolution, Richmond-style!!

Socialism's wrong...Winsome roll, lady roll!!
We'll help Sears raise some money...Semper Fi, we go!!
Bobby Scott is just useless, his bills they always lose!!
Vote Winsome Sears on November 2nd, 'cuz it's yer Right to choose!!

Yes ma'am...

(excellent guitar-jammin' interlude)

On that day ol' Bobby lied, "I promise, things will change!!"
Good people cast their votes, Bobby rued his Judgement Day!!
Bobby served out his time, singin' the Black RAT Blues...
But when he called fer racial strife, Dem voters said, "YOU LOSE!!"

Big Guv'ment's wrong...Winsome roll, hey Winsome roll!!
DemRATS subsist on FEAR, but Lib'rals ain't got no soul!!
FReepers say it's sweet Justice, helpin' Bobby Scott to lose...
But Winsome Sears' a righteous leader...3rd District, she's good news!!

Mudboy Slim (07/31/2004)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-30   16:20:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2765. To: All NON-pansy Leftists (#2764) (Edited)

Have YOU body-SLAMMED a Lib'ral 2day?! Try it...YOU'LL like it!!

Heh heh heh...MUD

BTW...

Git 'er done, President TRUMP!!

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-30   16:25:18 ET  (2 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2766. To: Diva Betsy Ross, MoJo2001, MeekOneGOP, Luis Gonzalez, stand watie, ironman, FreeTheHostages (#2765)

"RATS Loathe Liberty!!"
(To be sung to U2's "Shadows and Tall Trees")

Out on the cold DeeCee streets we fight...
I FReep to myself 'bout empowerin' the Right!!
We counter-protest...our bravest ain't lame...
Rejectin' Left's Power's the name of the game!!

Who loves Left's Power?!!
Oppressin' what's Right...
RATS want folks on their knees...
Sedition's unwise!!
Left mocks Christ's pain...Reagan's Liberty!!
Rush'll talk o'er Left's spin...
Right shall FReep fer the FRee!!

Yes, I know...you'll know...
Truth be told...Right's BOLD!!
Yes, I know...

RATS LOATHE Liberty...
Right loves bein' FRee...
RATS LOVE Tyranny...
Right loves Liberty!!

Life's not fer Lib'rals...
Left KILLS...no shame...
Ronald Brown's MURDER is SlickWillie's stain!!
RATS mock and blame...Reagan's Legacy!!
We shall FReep fer the FRee!!

Yes, I know...you know...
Must be bold...good folks...
'Cuz Right knows!!

(Git there...)

Do YOU fear the FRee?!
Slav'ry thwarts big dreamin'...
'Tis why LeftWing's squealin'!!
Socialists deny hope...
That's why Left is reelin'!!

Yes, I know...you'll know...
Go and VOTE...yes, VOTE!!
Right shall vote!!

RATS LOATHE Liberty!!
Right loves bein' FRee!!
RATS LOVE Tyranny!!
Right loves Liberty!!

FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!!
FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!!

RATS LOATHE Liberty!!
Right loves bein' FRee!!
I LOVE LIBERTY!!

FReegards...MUD (06/14/2004)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-30   16:30:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2767. To: All (#2766)

Hmmm...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-30   16:39:12 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2768. To: All U RATbot KlownPussy CircleJerkerz (#2765)

Yeah, in duh HOOd, we call proGRESSive RAT males "WUS$y-mYn"...all U RATbot klownPussy circle-jerKerz certainLEE fit the MOLD.

MUD🇺🇸😎🇺🇸

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-31   6:34:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2769. To: war, buckeroo, meguro, Skip Intro, Biff Tannen, Fred Mertz, nolu_chan, all U DeeCeeRATZ (#2768)

Bttt...MUD🇺🇸😎🇺🇸

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-31   6:39:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2770. To: All (#2769) (Edited)

As we PROceed with the inevitABLE DEVOlutION of Power from the Federal LEVIathon 2 the States, LOCALities, and Individuals, the States SHALL ASSUME much GREATer authority AND RESPONSIBILITY 4 many aspects of R lives. This is FAAAR preferABLE 2 the present DeeCee-centric model wherein the worst of the WORST AmerIcanZ vie 4 the assumed "right" 2 control/rule us all. Therefore, we need 50 State Legislatures and 50 Governors 2 stand up and DEMAND RESTITUTION of States' rights AND individual rights!!

Quite sincereLEE...MUD😎

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-31   7:10:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2771. To: All u'ALL (#2770)

"The surest protection against temptation is cowardice."
-- Mark Twain

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

HOO amongst U fears the MARXist DeeCeeRAT CABAL?!

Figgers...2 the REST of U'all, let's WHUP DemRATZ/RINOZ...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-31   15:47:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2772. To: buckeroo (#2763)

RATZ lies emPOWER Teflon TRUMP...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-31   15:53:02 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2773. To: All REDblooded Americans and Pres. Donald J. TRUMP vis a vis Global Warming HOAXParisAccords (#2772)

"Black XXXI"

"Don't Surrender!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "No Surrender")

Yeah, Dem Lib'rals got no class...RATS' tyranny's built fer fools...
We learn more from the FReepublic Forum, Nation, then we ever learned in school!!
We'll fight Left's fear...our neighborhoods're standin' proud...
Singin' from our hearts...we're singin' loud!!
We shan't git tired...our goal must be EXPOSE Left's LIES!!
So git up and FReep now...

Dutch Reagan's promise lives on in all who remember...
Yer Effete, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
We're soldiers in a Righteous fight...it's our Peace we'll defend...
RATS retreat, Kerry, you'll surrender!!

DemRAT faces are mad and cold...
Left's schemes are weak and olde...
We abhor Big Guv'ment and Medyuh Spin...
And Right's ready to stand tall again!!
We hear the Lib'rals voices cheerin' fer John...
DemRATS, they ain't too smart!!
Well maybe we could give Libs a place of their own...
Send Dem Lib-uh-rulls to Mars!!

Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September...
"No retreat...Dubyuh won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Don't retreat, Nation, don't surrender!!

Folks, hit the streets to fight fer Right...we'll win!!
We're armed with the TRUTH 'gainst Lib'ral spin...
Culture War's the fight we're wagin'...
RATS say the fault's ours fer the war we're winnin'...
I wanna FReep Elites...Peacenik's LIE...damn the Lib'rals' dread!!
Fer our wide open country we shall fight...we got heroic dreams in our head!!

Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September...
"No retreat, Country won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Boldly FReep, Nation don't surrender!!

Mudboy Slim

1 posted on 10/28/2004, 2:00:58 PM by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-31   16:03:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2774. To: All (#2773)

Hmmm...sexy, smart, and NOT a Lib'ral fruitCAKE...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-31   16:05:42 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2775. To: stand watie, Landru, jla, MeekOneGOP, FBD, BOBTHENAILER, Liz, joanie-f, AuntB, PhiKapMom (#2773)

"Right's All 'Bout TRUTH!!"
(To be sung to the Who's "Gettin' In Tune")

Right's seekin' yer Vote 'cuz the LeftWing's Hell!!
Sosh'list Whore'd Right's slayin'...
Right shall defend our hard-earned FReedoms!!
DemRATS are just evil Traitors!!

Folks, Right's 'bout Truth...Righteous Truth!!
Right's 'bout Truth...now, Right's gonna prove...
DemRATS're FOOLS!!
Fight DemRAT FOOLS!!
Fight Bill KlinTOON!!

Righteous throng is inspired, as Reagan would say...
"We don't want Big Guv'ment!!"
And when we hear all Left's LIES, DemRATS love Tyranny...
Left loathes self-empowerment!!

Right's FReepin' fer Truth...Right's 'bout Truth!!
Fight fer Truth...the Right's all 'bout Truth!!
RightWing's 'bout Truth!! (RightWing's 'bout Truth)
RightWing is Good!! (RightWing is Good)
Right's all 'bout Truth!!

Fight 'til Guv'ment's shackles are shed...
We're FReepin' 'til Lib'ralism's dead!!
Mudboy's bangin' on his new piano...
Right's FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow!!
(FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow)
FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATS' vision's narrow!!
(FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATS' vision's narrow)
Yeah, Right's FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors!!
(FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors)

Right's seekin' yer Vote 'cuz the LeftWing's Hell...
And RATS' Power is reelin'!!
We're 'bout Liberty...reject fear from your hearts...
FReedom is appealing!!

Right's FReepin' fer Truth...Right's 'bout Truth!!
Fight fer Truth...the Right's all 'bout Truth!!
RightWing's 'bout Truth!! (RightWing's 'bout Truth)
RightWing is Good!! (RightWing is Good)
Right's all 'bout Truth!!

Nation, we're YOU...Reject RATS' fools!!
Nation, need you...Reject Left's Fools!!...
Nation, we're YOU!!

Fight 'til Guv'ment's shackles are shed...
We're FReepin' 'til Lib'ralism's dead!!
Mudboy's bangin' on his new piano...
Right's FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow!!
(FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow)
FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATS' vision's narrow!!
(FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATS' vision's narrow)
Yeah, Right's FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors!!
(FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors)

Mudboy Slim (07/27/2004)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-31   16:11:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2776. To: pookie (#2775)

Pookie's TOONS rock...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-31   16:16:31 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2777. To: All John FEYrie PHanz, plus Howlin, EternalVigilance, Luis Gonzalez, Liz, Libloather, mhking, tomkow6, bigman (#2776)

"Massachusetts Dweeb!!"
(To be sung to Mountain's "Mississippi Queen")

(Mudboy on cowbell...BigMan and CM on guitar)

Massachusetts Dweeb...got Lib'rals on their knees...
Massachusetts FReeak...he taxes everything!!
Kerry committed TREASON...when he LIED 'bout Vietnam!!
John's a Hanoi Hero...he's Islamo-Fascist's dream!!
Lib'ralism's a cancer...fer Liberty we all fight!!
RightWing's a'whuppin' Dem fools...Lib'ral arses we'll kick!!
Vote 'gainst the RAT Party...'cuz world's fate is Right!!

Massachusetts Dweeb...Enemy of the FRee...
Massachusetts FReeak...Kerry lies 'bout everything!!
This Nation needs leaders...who'll take a righteous stand...
Good folks, they tell Dubyuh, "We'll do what we can!!"
John Edwards thinks he's pretty...DemRATS whimper and whine!!
Poor Left...conserv'tive dudes are fightin' fer Bush...
Gonna whup RAT Party 'cuz Left's lost its mind!!

(CM and BigMan jammin' guitars)

We gotta vote 'gainst RATboy...MUD tunes're groovin' on-line...
Poor Left, Dem festerin' fools...are gettin' butts kicked...
Gonna whup RAT Party 'cuz Left's lost their minds!!
Heeyyyy!! Taxachusetts FReeak!!

Mudboy Slim (09/02/2004)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-31   16:20:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2778. To: All U RATbot snowFLAKES (#2777)

SeriousLEE...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-31   16:22:58 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2779. To: Cyber-Band, Darksheare, Libertina, Ragtime Cowgirl, Mia T, jla, LiberteeBell (#2778)

"Power: Bring It!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Powderfinger")

Look out, Lib'rals, we're the RightWing...bound to keep on winnin'!!
With ol' JimRob FReepin' fer the flag...an interestin' tale.
I think yer nominee, John...Kerry's a guaranteed loser who's destined to fail!!
It's time fer Slick Willie to pay...Clinton'll git his JusticeDay!!
Days are numbered...Clinton LIED, yes he's SCUM!!
Lib'rals, we'll denigrate!!

Willie's gone, the HildaBeast's waitin' fer her chance, now!!
Big John's been sinkin'...Lib'rals want that Howie-dude!!
So the powers that be sent me here to do the FReepin'...
And I'm not quite forty-two...I'm done ponderin' what to do...
We'll Liberate Iraq...and Destroy Dem Lib'ral FOOLS!!

Limbaugh's fightin' fer our land...FReedom's endurin'!!
Rush told me, "Slick is SCUM, son, LeftWing is good fer nothin'!!"
But when that gunshot hit Ron Brown, we saw it comin'...
Lib'rals LIE until they die...Clinton's crimes the Medyuh hides!!
Then we FReeped Black...and the Truth made the headlines!!

Liberty's not 'bout Power, it's much bigger!!
Slick Willie shall be caught...Bill pulled the trigger!!
Tyranny endures when good men dither...
We must CONVICT Slick's scum...Ashcroft's left much undone!!
RE-IMPEACH RAT's Number One, send Slick to prison!!

Mudboy Slim (5/12/04)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-31   16:38:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2780. To: All (#2779)

Never 4get...DeeCeeRATZ R either EVIL or IGNORANT...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-31   16:45:33 ET  (3 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2781. To: buckeroo (#2756)

"He jests at scars HOO never felt a wound."
-- Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet, II. 2"

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

Touche'...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-06-01   11:28:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2782. To: All MUDZ Children (#2773)

"Black XXIX"

"JessieLee and JakeySteve!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "FrankieLee and JudasPriest")

Well, JessieLee and JakeySteve,
They were the Best of FRiends!!
So when JessieLee cried out, "JUSTICE or SHAME!!"
Jakey hollered out...MUD's boy could sing!!
We sang, "DemRATS are ALL Fools!!"
Up then walk'd a PUNK called "Macker!!"
MUD said, "Gimme Slick, TerrieBoy!!
Yer loss shall be MUD's gain!!"

Well, MackerBoy, he sat right down
Drew his fingers to his chin,
Folks, with the bold eyes of Mudboy on him,
PUNK's head began to spin.
"Would ya please not stare at me like that," PUNK said,
"Mudboy, I know yer Right!!
Still, you know how RATS must sell their souls...
FReepers just won't let me hide."

Well, Mudboy, he just grinned )8^D! and said,
"Let's FIGHT!! I'll Teach you FEAR!!
PUNK, you'd better hurry 'n TESTIFY...
Yes, you know Willie's SCUM,
'Cuz MUD knows you and Slick are QUEER!!"
"I'm gonna start my quittin' right now,
Just tell me Why You FReep!!"

Mudboy pointed down the road...
And said, "FerLiberty!!"
"FerLiberty?!!" said MackerPee,
Squeeealy voice like a girls in FRight!!
"That's Right," said Mudboy Slim, "FerLiberty...
Good FReepers call it 'PARADISE!!'"

"I won't give you Slick, Mudboy!!"
Said McAuliffe oh so Vile....
"All Right," said Mudboy Slim,
"We'll FReep ya 'til ya RESIGN!!"

Well, MackerPUNK, he kneeled right down...
Terry kissed MUD's hairy feet...
When just then a dude named Limbaugh...
Burst upon the scene,
Saying, "Are you Mudboy Slim, the FReeper,
Whose father captain'd ships?!
'Cuz if you are,
There's some jackass callin' you WHACKO!!
And they say his name is Slick."

"Woah, Rush...Slick ain't MUD's FRiend,"
Said Mudboy Slim that night,
"I do recall Slick very well,
Clinton, he shall feel MUDZ Bite!!"
"Yes, yer the one," said El Rushbo,
Sittin' there near the WhiteHouse,
"Well, my message is, 'Mudboy, Let's ROLL!!
RE-IMPEACH RATS' LOUSE!!!'"

Well, MackerPee, he panicked,
He stopped kissin' Slim and ran...
Until he came up to the spot
Where WillieSlick did stand.
"What kind of man is MUD?" PUNK said,
"Why won't MUD leave US ALONE?!"
"It's not yer House," said Mudboy Slim,
"It's not yer House...it's MUD's Home!!"

Well, WillieSlick, he trembled,
His bowels lost all control!!
Over all the crimes and chicks he'd RAPED...
Now, MUD's Justice was on a roll!!
Slick just stood there staring...
From the BigHouse where we put our SCUM!!
With four and twenty boyfriends...
Just buggerin' SlickWillie's bum. (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!...sorry)

Yes, FReepers still care about our Liberty,
Gettin' JUSTICE, therefore WE FReep!!
And, foamin' at the mouth,
MUD began to make his midnight FReeps.
For sixteen nights and days MUD raved,
But on the seventeenth he burst...
Into the arms of Missuz MUD,
Which is where MUD quenched his thirst!!

(Mudboy HOOtin' on the Harp!!)

Lib'rals tried to save Ol' Slick...
But FReepers swatted them away like pests!!
Except, of course, Left's first Black Prez-uh-dent...
Whom they called WillieJeff.
And he just walked along, alone,
With his guilt so well revealed,
And muttered underneath his breath,
"Mudboy Made Slick SQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL!!!!"

Well, the moral of the story,
The moral of this song,
Is simply that RATS should never be...
Given Power...Left IS Wrong!!
So when you see your neighbor carryin' somethin',
Help him with his load,
But Don't go mis-Votin' fer DemonRATS...
'Cuz they're all just Chi-Com HO's!!

Mudboy Slim (12/24/2002)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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