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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
Source: war
URL Source: [None]
Published: Jan 13, 2010
Author: war
Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
Keywords: None
Views: 1285114
Comments: 3286

Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.

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#2706. To: All RAT-media (#2705)

The Vast, LeftWing RAT-Medyuh WHORE'd SUX U.S. DRY...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-22   16:08:17 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2707. To: sultan88, Landru, Taxman, Doctor Raoul, stand watie, ironman, Angelwood, Ironword, dead (#2706)

"Patriots, Git Ready!!"
(To be sung to the Impression's "People Git Ready")

People get ready, JusticeTrain's a'comin'...
We don't need RATS' baggage, you must git on board!!
All you need is strength to see the DemonscumRATS!!
Don't need no DrugWar, you just Thank yer Lord!!

Guitar break #1:

GoodPeople get ready fer the Jihad 'Gainst Clinton!!
Right's sendin' out messengers from coast to coast!
TRUTH is the key!! Reject RATS' WHORE'D...Ignore 'em!!
There's hope for all among those loved the most.

Guitar break #2 (w/key change to D):

TRUTH's Been Exhumed...Slick's a hopeless sinner...
Who would hurt all mankind just to save his own!!
Seek Justice fer those whose TREASON kills children...
For there's no hotter place than where Bill Clinton's goin'!!

[repeat verse 1 in D]:

So FReepers, git ready!! JusticeTrain's a'comin'...
Folks don't need BigGuv'ment, must REJECT RATS' Whore'd!!
All you need is Truth to see DemonRATS Love Tyrants!!
Clinton can STICK IT--in Slick's CellMate's BUM!!

Mudboy Slim

743 posted on 03/01/2003 3:50 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-22   16:15:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2708. To: All (#2707)

TIME magazine...purty pictures 4 braindead RAT-moronz...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-22   16:17:44 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2709. To: Texican, AuntB, GrandmaC (#2708)

"Lies of a Traitor"
(To be sung to the Box Tops' "Cry Like a Baby"

When I think about the TREASON Slick aided...
Bills' lies're outrageous!!
Left-Wing Media is drivin' me crazy...
My ire's contagious!!
Well, Slick knows now that interns ain't playthings...
But CeegahBoy's got DemLib'rals on their knees!!

As I look back on Reagan's Legacy...
Our Country, Dutch saved it!!
He won the Cold War...a War 'gainst Eeee-vil...
That's why Lib'rals hate him!!
Slick thinks that Truth is just rel'tive...
Lyin' Boy, Bill's a puppet for Beijing!

Today, we'll take on DeeCee...
DemLibs just cheat and lie!!
Ol' Slick'll just fall at MUD's feet...
And then Slick'll begin to cry...

Well, when I think about the whuppin' we'll give Bill...
He'll cry like a baby!! [Cry like a baby...*]
Livin' in Prison will drive that PUNK crazy...
He'll cry like a baby!! [Cry like a baby...*]

Well, Bill knows that we're onto his "Sting"...
Slick's spyin' fer Beijing!! [Just like a li'l Commie traitor!*]
Oh, when Slick looks back from his prison cell, wow...
Bill lies like a Traitor!! [Just like a li'l Leftist TRAITOR!*]
Everyone needs to help us FReep...
Speak TRUTH to the Traitor!! [Slick's a Chinese Agent!*]
Let Bill feel the Power of FReep...
Slick'll cry like a baby!! [Slick's justa Traitor!!*]

Mudboy Slim

[*FReeperGal Chorus]

34 Posted on 09/05/1999 22:55:16 PDT by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-22   16:27:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2710. To: All (#2709)

TRUMP the RAT-media...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-22   16:33:49 ET  (3 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2711. To: Rush Limbaugh, holdonnow, M. Thatcher (#2710)

"Money Ain't Nuthin'!!"
(To be sung to Dire Straits' "Money For Nothing")

I love the E-I-B...

Now look at Rush Limbaugh, that's the way to do it...
Hosts a talkshow trashin' Hypocrisy.
Rush ain't working, tells the Left to screw it...
Beholden to no one...spoutin' philosophy!
No, Rush ain't workin', that's the way you do it...
Lemme tell ya, Ol' Rush ain't dumb...
Ceegah danglin' from nicotine-stained fingers...
Gonna help exposin' Lib'ral Scum!

Rush's show ain't no Oprah-style "love-in"...
Got us brain-washed from noon-to-three-ee-ee!
You choose the issue, and we'll debate it...
We learn the Truth from the E-I-B!!

Oww!...Groovy Croonin'...hunh!...

See that Peter Jennings with the blowdry and the makeup...
Tom Brokaw's vacuous stare...
That Lib'ral Rather's got his own jet airplane...
Those IDIOTS...they're all millionaires!!

We gotta expose Guv'ment corruption...
Gotta defend our Libertie-ie-ies!
We're talkin' TREASON...the Left, they hate us...
Won't trust the news from Network TeeVee!!

Lookatdat, lookatdat...
Right's gotta learn to fight like Dem-Whores...
Right's gotta yearn to crush Dem-Bums!
Wake up, you Sheeple!! Big Guv'ment's threatnin' all your Liberties...
Man, that Slick's just pond scum!!
But Limbaugh's out there...what's that?! Chain-sawin' noises?!
Carvin' up those Lib'rals...it's brain surgery!
Folks, it's workin'...tell the Left to screw it!!
Robs YOUR money for Guv'ment...sells Nukes to Beijing!

They're Lib'rals all...reject Media Bias...
Left-Wing bitchin', "Big Guv'ment, save me-e-ee!"
We gotta oust those meek commentators...
We gotta IGNORE our State-run TeeVee!! Lord!

Owww...listen here!
Big Guv'ment ain't workin'...corruption runs all thru it...
It's time we devolved Power outta DeeCee!!
Folks, it's workin'...next election's gonna do it.
Right-Wing holds Congress...retakes the Prez'dency!!
Money ain't nuthin'...without Liberty!
I said, money ain't nuthin'...if your kids ain't free!

Algore's a...Socialist!
I want my...I need my...I love my Lib-er-ty!!

(Chorus...to fade)

Quite Sincerely--MUD

241 posted on 11/20/2003, 5:10:38 PM by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-22   16:39:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2712. To: All (#2711)


MARXist Soros is the ROOT of much of the RATZ TRUE EVIL...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-22   16:43:37 ET  (2 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2713. To: Cyber-Band, Mudboy Slim, DiscoDave, BigMan, Dr. MondreMO (#2712)

"Terry's Lyin'!!"
(To be sung to Van Halen's "Jamie's Cryin'")

Slim saw the look in PUNK's eyes, MUD knew he's better!!
MUD asked his FRiends to Fight!! ...FReepers, it's now or never!!
Slick makes MUD feel so MAD!!!
Oh, whoa, whoa, Terry's cryin'...
Oh, whoa, whoa, Macker's lyin'!!
McAuliffe finally said, "All right!! MUD, as a Man, yer much BETTER!!
MUD, I am afraid to Fight, ah, oh, so all my ties I'll now sever!!"
MUD said to send Slick a letter, uh yeah yeah...
Uh just to try to make yerself feel better
It said "Willie (Yer Gonna Fall, YOU Slime!!")
And Slick knows Mudboy'll git 'em!!
Oh, whoa, whoa, Fairy's cryin'!!
Oh, whoa, whoa, Terry's lyin'!!
Now Mudboy's been in love before (ahhh)
And he knows what Power is for (ahhh)
It should mean, a little, a little more (ahhh)
Than one night stands, whoo!!

MUD's gonna send Slick a letter, uh yeah yeah
Just to Let Slick Knows Who's Gonna Git HIM!!
Slim sang "Willie (Yer Gonna Fall, You Slime!!)
'Cuz the Macker's a BedWetter!!"
Oh, whoa, whoa, Lib'ral's cryin'...
Oh, whoa, whoa, LeftWing's Dyin'...
Oh, whoa, whoa, RATS'll be FRyin'...
Oh, whoa, whoa, Clinton's Lyin'...
Oh, whoa, whoa, Slick'll Be Whinin'!!

Heh heh heh...MUD

285 posted on 12/29/2002 9:08 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-22   16:48:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2714. To: All (#2713) (Edited)

Give the SwampRATZ a O.N.E.-time choice...

"Yer jobs or yer pensions...choose O.N.E. Say "Aloha!!" to the other.

Yer welcome, America...that and the Impeach the SCOTUS R simpLEE GOLDen...MUD 🇺🇸😎🇺🇸

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-22   22:13:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2715. To: All (#2714)

The DeepState's in DEEP DooDoo...MUD

P.S. When U attempt 2 "Kill the King" and FAIL...U often LOSE yer HEADS!!
DemRATZ/RINOZ treason/sedition shall NOT B 4gotten and/or 4given...
Media Careers SHALL B ruined...and high-ranking pols shall GO DIRECTLY 2 JAIL!!

Let's START with Terrie "The RAT-feYrie/PUNK" MacAuliffe...seriousLEE, y'ALL!!

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-23   16:31:30 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2716. To: conservativemusician, Landru, Taxman, stand watie, Happygal, Sultan88, BufordP, jla, FBD (#2519)

"Black XXIII"

"Boldly Just!!"
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix' "Bold As Love")

Angry, MUD smiles...glowering with RIGHTeous indignation and rosy REDshades...
Queen Hillary, HATEfully waits behind Slick...
Slick's felony schemes grow...sneers at RATZ classless crowd!!

Clueless are the braindead young daughters raised by RAT-leftists!!
STOOOOOPIDITY is RAT-PUNX Plan...
Once happy Lib'ral armies lay Frozen and Dead...
BOLD Mudboy sez, "The Fight Is On!!"

'Cuz we're all boldly JUST!!
Yes, FLAMErz R boldly JUST!!
Yeah, WE're all boldly JUST!!
Just ask the Sultan!!

Ol' Slim is so confident that he bellows Anthems of War...
Songs ooze pure euphoria!!
Kristinn is young, full of daring...
And really quite steady when the RATS come round!!
JayLaLa is bespeckled but not so mellow...
In fact, I'm trying to say he's FReepin' like me!!
And all these patriot FRiends o' mine FReep next to me...and I to them!!
Devotin' my life to RATS' TRAITOROUS TOOLZ...
But, I'm eh...yeah, I'm Olde as MUD!!
Yeah, yeah...
Yes, Right's Bold...Boldly JUST!! (hear me talking, Willie...?)
We're Bold and Just!!
Just ask Ol' Landru (he knows everything)
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Heh heh heh...MUD

138 posted on 12/20/200>b>2 12:21 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-23   16:43:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2717. To: All (#2716)

TRUMP the ObamaNation!!
The RAT-messiah has caused 8 years of damage and counter-productivity!!

If DemRATZ continue 2 "community organize" their SEDITIOUS/TREASONOUS behavior,
PROSECUTE Dem ALL 2 the FULLest extent of the Law!!

Quite sincereLEE...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-23   16:48:57 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2718. To: MoJo2001, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, BOBTHENAILER, backhoe, Doctor Raoul, Angelwood, Taxman (#2716)

"Prosecution...NOW!!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Desolation Row"*)
*(9th Track on Dylan's "Highway 61 Revisited")

Right's sellin' postcards of Re-Impeachment...
We're kickin' Slick while he's down!!
The bettin' parlors're filled with Patriots...
The FReepers are in town!!!!
We listen to the Maja Rushi...
He's got us in a trance...
One hand is at the throat of the Lib'rals...
The other's behind his back!!
And the S.S. dudes, they're our FRiends...
They lurk, therefore, they know...
That these FReepers and I...Left knows we're Right...
As we March Against Left's "'HO"!!!

Yes, bin Clinton, he is so sleazy...
"It takes MUD to know scum!" MUD smiles...)8^D>X
Slick underestimates Right's moxie...
MUDZ gonna drive Slick WILD!!!
Then, here comes T-Mac...vile Terry...
The Chairman...of Left's Dee-N-See!!!
So MUD says, "(VA AG Mark)Herring...YOU SHALL INDICT T-Mac...By Halloween!!"
Mudboy pleaded with the Left...
"Won'tcha let Slick Willie go?!
Is Slick's Legacy really worth...
Yer givin' up yer SOUL?!"

And now Left's goons do Clinton's bidding...
Left's stars...have they really no pride?!
They support the Vile Rapist...
So US "Nazis" won't stop INFANTICIDE!!
All except 4 FoxNewsChannel...
TeeVee Networks should be ashamed...
Fer ignorin' TYRANNY...
Historians shall lay blame!!
And us Right-Wing Christians...we're FReepin'!!
We're singin', "Slick is just MUD'z 'HO!!"
Slick's gonna FEEL the vengeance of the Right...
Willard's Prison-Bound!!

Young Chelsea, she's soooo CORRUPTED...
Poor girl, Webb's daughter's been laid...
On her twenty-second birthday...
Her young future's already stained.
To her, Truth must be soooo pedantic...
Her mind can't shake Left's bent...
Her Daddy may sleep with her best FRiends...
But that's just "Fine" with the Left!!!
'Cuz all Left's lies depend upon...RAT-Media...YES, THEY KNOW!!!
Chelsea spends her time askin' Reno,
"Why's my Dad a 'HO?!!"

Clinton tells lies like the Taliban...
Don't Left know Slick's Populism's BUNK?!!
Fascist goals taint Left's PowerWhores...
And their friends, the Chi-Com Monks.
Billzabubba seems vacuously FRightful...
Yet, Slick's thugs pose no real threat...
'Cuz while Bill's off drainin' his pipe...
MUD's Dethronin' the EX-Pres-i-dent!!!
You folks may think we can't git Slick...
But Re-Impeachment's "ON", I KNOW!!
Bill'll pay the price fer his Vile TREASON!!!
Fer the Slaughter at Waco!!!

Med'yuh Whore'd...it sleeps thru MURDER!!
Right must wake the SHEEPLE up!!
This is no time fer patience...
Mudboy's singin', "THE GIG IS UP!!!"
Lord has cursed the Ozark LOSER...
Left MUD in charge of fightin' WHOREaldo...
Help Doc Raoul FReep with Angelwood...
Militiamen are kewl!!
We all play on the FreeRepublic[.com]...
Come and join us, folks...
If you folks care about yer Country...
DEMAND PROSECUTION...NOW!!!

In DeeCee streets, Left fails their Victims...
Democrats're a Party Fer Elites...
Left's Pantheon of Heroes...
Are but Pimps fer the Fed'ral Beast!!
Left is spoon-feedin' FEAR to the Masses...
In hopes State Power will endure...
Men, Lib'rals KILL Viable Young Infants...
To call that "CHOICE" seems quite absurd!!
Still, the NAGS* are shoutin' at pregnant girls...
"Come join us, gals, we got Roe...
That "tissue mass" is just yer punishment...
Abort IT, girl...then we'll own yer SOUL!!"

*(NAGS=National Association of Gals)

Way past midnight, INS Agents...
Led by that Ol' Reno Shrew...
Raged down upon young Elian's home...
Guns aimed at the camera crew!!
Then Slick sent Elian back to Castro...
Poor kid dreams of bein' FRee!!
Re-Enslaved on Slick Willie's orders...
With Castro pullin' strings!!
If Liberty's such a hassle...
Tell them Socialists to go...
'Cuz this Country was founded by Patriots...
Chantin' "Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!"

FLAMErz, B Heroes...JOIN US!!!
The Culture War is "ON!!"
Ol' Mudboy is singin',
"Is U Right or is U Wrong?!"
And George Orwell and J.R.R. Tolkien...
Forewarned against Tyrannic Power...
While my darlin' Jewel joins the Right...
She and MUD're tradin' flowers!! [LOL!!]
Return, my FRiends, to Liberty!!...
Victory goes to the BOLD!!
Folks, this Country must rethink how much...
We love...Equal Justice Fer ALL!!

(Sweet Mudboy mouth-harpin'...)

Yes, MUD conceived a letter yesterday...
In response to the one Slick wrote...
Clinton asked MUD, "How much to stop this?!"
MUD sang, "Slick, yer a FReepin' JOKE!!!
Them FReepers that I've mentioned...
Slick, I know them, they don't play!!
Folks, we gotta re-arrange this Nation...
And teach them Lib'rals about SHAME!!
Fight now...Warriors 4 the Good...
Just save yer excuses, bro...
Help MUD FReep the EX-President...
Fer Condamnation...NOW!!!"

(MUD harpin' and strummin')

Mudboy Slim (8/21/00)

BTW..."the average murders per 100,000 residents in voting districts won by Gore equals 13.2...
the average murders per 100,000 residents in voting districts won by Bush equals 2.1"

...so says The Lovable Fuzzball!!!

What kind of Country do YOU want?!!...MUD

20 posted on 12/27/2003, 11:51:22 PM by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-23   17:05:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2719. To: All (#2718)

Pookie's TOONS ROCK...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-23   17:10:12 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2720. To: Landru, FBD, MeekOneGOP, cherry_bomb88, ForGod'sSake, HenryLeeII, jla (#2718)

"White House!!"
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's "Red House")

There's a White House over yonder...
That's where George Dubyuh stays!!
Folks, it's that White House that we own now...
Lord, RATS fear our ragin' ways!!
Still, Right won the vote to save George Dubyuh...
We're mighty fine with OUR mandate!!

Traitor Lib'rals, Left is wrong here!!
The FRee shall unseat yer whore'd!!
Fate ain't fixed...Big Guv'ment's Wrong...
Love Liberty...the FRee'll win the Culture War!!
I have a sad, sad feelin...
That "Dutch" Reagan don't live here no mo'!!

We're Far Right!! I still got my guitar...FReep out now!!

(Slammin' guitar solo)...Yeah!!

Well, Far Right is Hell-bent fer leather...
We're back hasslin' Lib'rals like Slick Will!!!
YO!! You RINOs just might wanna ponder...
Why Ashcroft wouldn't whup Slick'n'Hill!!

'Cuz if this Nation don't trust Prez'dent George...
The House shall fill the bill!!

Mudboy Slim

953 posted on 12/23/2004, 5:33:00 PM by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-23   17:15:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2721. To: Dixon Diaz (#2720)

Once this STORY is fully told, the TREASONous DemonRAT Party may/SHALL achieve ThirdPartyStatus!!

Quite sincereLEE...MUD aka ThePrescient_O.N.E.!!

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-23   17:19:12 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2722. To: All (#2713)

"You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business."
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

TRUenuff, but we're REALLY just gettin' started, iMho...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-24   15:18:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2723. To: All (#2519)

"Black XXIV"

"Kerry's Party!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")

Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!!
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!

FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep...
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!

[Bigman on sax, CM on guitar]

Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!

FReegards...MUD

1 posted on 2/23/2004, 10:41:20 AM by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-24   15:26:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2724. To: All (#2723)

Heh heh heh...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-24   15:32:29 ET  (3 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2725. To: goldilucky (#2251)

"Right's Winning"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Nightswimming")

Fight Tyranny...Bold Warriors of the Right!!

We must ignore the Media Whore'd, they sold out long ago...
Spins the Truth backwards so the Sheeple doze.
Clinton, he ain't Right...to Tyrants, Liberty's a curse!
Nation needs The Right to lead her...we'll SLAUGHTER Hatred first...
That's our solemn pledge! Slick's goons must feel our might!!

Right's Winning...the Truth will come to light!!
Must make sure all the Sheeple understand.
We shan't let Traitors go...Bill Clinton must be caught!!
We'll avenge the Waco Slaughter...this Emperor, he's naked!
Bill's crimes won't go away...seek Justice ev'ryday!!
Right's winning...remember as we fight...
November's coming soon...Right's shooting for the moon!!

Slick, watch my dreams come true!!
Re-Impeached by Congress...convicted of Treason!!
Your vile style forever shunned...it's God's design...Right's Winning!!

Bill, your wife, she hates/is you...Slick, we will soon judge...
Guilty of Vile Tyranny!! I sit here laughin' quietly...
MUD predicted this...Right's Winning!!

(Reprise)

Ignore the Left's protests...they love Slick 'cuz Left's ALL VILE!
Right's winning...come join the Noble Right...
Come join our Righteous Fight!!

FReegards...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-24   15:39:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2726. To: pookie (#2725)

Hmmm...MUD

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Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-24   15:43:44 ET  (3 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2727. To: All (#2726) (Edited)

"Things Goin' On"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Things Goin' On")

Well, have you seen RATS' ScumBag Left the White House?
Has you ever seen so Vile a Bloke?!
Well, if you don't know what I mean...SHEEPLE, wake from yer Dream!!!
'Cuz there's things goin' on that you should know...
Heads'll roll...

(Mudboy ticklin' the ivories...white boy funky-like...YEE-HAWWWW!!)

Too many Lies been told to MUDZ Country...
Too much Money Left greedily consumes!!
Well, until Slick makes it Right, I'll see Slick NEVER Sleeps FRom FRight...
'Cuz we're gonna make some changes and do it soon!
Do it now...do it to it...

(Ooooh, now Mudboy's justa gettin' it...with some help from his best bud, Disco, on Lead Guitar)

Oooh...gonna INDICT Slick's Lyin' Butt by Christmas...NEXT YEAR!!!

Well, the Lib'rals they love Bill Clinton...Good Lord, show Mercy!
They gonna ruin us all by and by...
Folks, MUD's Tellin' Y'all Be Wise, 'cuz Willie's hidin' Left's Chinese Spies,
While Bill Smokes his Weed and just gets high!

Now I'm talkin' at'cha, PUNK!!
We're gonna send you and Left's Evil Klan a'packin'...
All good Patriots say Left's Gotta Go!!!
Well, if you don't know what I mean,
Let me stand up and scream,
"YOU'LL BE IN PRISON NEXT YEAR, YOU CHI-COM HO!!!!!"
Well, if you think I'm being Mean,
Let MUD Stand and Repeat...
"RE-IMPEACH Left's 'HO TO SAVE OUR COUNTRY!
Do it...INDICT the PUNK...then We'll CONVICT the Sleazy Ba$+ard!!!!"

Crazy things goin' on...

Mudboy Slim

1 Posted on 08/17/1999 13:13:16 PDT by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-24   15:48:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2728. To: All (#2727)

Pookies TOONS ROCK...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-24   15:57:44 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2729. To: amom, Victoria Delsoul, PhiKapMom, AuntB, Irma, Mia T, Mercuria, YaYa123, mommadooo3 (#2728)

"Slick Willie's Final Scene"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "The Famous Final Scene")

Watch the Leftist's bridges burn...
Yes, Bill's TREASON, it must end!!!
Politicians rise and fall...
Clinton's spies shall fall, my FRiends!!
Ev'ry fool must face his End...
Like the Prez'dent and DemWhores!!
Lib'rals, no it's not a dream...
Folks, MUD's viewpoint's not extreme...
It's Slick Willie's Final Scene!

[To Slick Willie hisse'f]
Slick, how you tried to make it work...
Did you really think it could?
How you LIED to make it last...
Did you really think it would?
DemocRATS, Left's stayed too long...
Now it's finally time Slick bleeds.
Boy, it's finally time you leave!
BOYYYY, you know just what I mean...
It's Slick's RE-Impeachment Scene!!

Right's been on your case so lo-o-ong...
Lib'rals put on quite a sho-o-ow.
Their Socialist Values are reviled...
Right-Wing knew that long ago!
Now the Medyuh's all upset...
And Slick's lies are getting old...
Next election'll soon be here...
And Slick's Adversaries VO-O-OTE!!!

Nixon's ghost has been revived...
And Slick knows it in his heart!!
Next, the polls fall through the floor.
When Bill's gone, the healing starts.
As Slick Willie hits the road,
Bill looks different...looks deranged...
Flying from his gilded cage!
Now the Right takes center screen...
It's the Lib'ral's Final Scene!!!

Mudboy Slim

Wave bye-bye, Billy Jeff, you scum-suckin', Chi-Com-aidin'n'abettin', child- slaughterin',
civilian-bombin', Juanita-rapin', Power-Abusin', TREAS'NOUS MURDERIN' LYIN' SOCIOPATH!!!
You best be gittin' your butt on down the road...NOW!!

1 Posted on 08/30/1999 20:52:08 PDT by Mudboy Slim

WTF?! Slick Willie's STILL HERE...and so is...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-24   16:04:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2730. To: FunkyDanMedina, Landru, jla, FBD, wtf? (#2729)

As noted PREviousLEE, and RE-conFIRMed REcentLEE, MUD don't STARt fighTs w/ his FISTS...MUD starTs fights with his MOuth, then FINIShes them w/ his FISTS!!

Once the OTHER DOOOD thROWS the FIRST punch, EVERYthing that FOLLOWS is coverED by "$€Lf-DEfense."

Heh heh heh...MUD🇺🇸😎🇺🇸

Btw...trY NOT 2 break TheLaw...just Bend TheRuleZ whereEVER and WHENever necessarY...

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-25   5:10:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2731. To: Virginia Governor Terri TheRAT-FEYriePUNK!! MacAuliffe (#2730) (Edited)

KorruptKlintonKlansmen (and KlansWomYn) proJECT the VA GOV as the NEXT KorruptKlintonKrony 2 carry the RAT-party banner-bearer 4 POTUS in 2020...U heard it HERE first.

MUDZ OUT 2 gum up the works between now and the rest of T-MAX gubernatorial TERM (and LIFE)...🇺🇸😎🇺🇸

Quite sincereLEE...RedXinMUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-25   6:29:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2732. To: All (#2731)

Richmond Times-Dispatch Correspondent of the Day 4 3/14/97, 6/3/98, & 6/15/99...allegedLEE coming outta semi-RETIREment sOOOn...MUD

BTW...MUD don't MINTS words.😈

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-25   6:39:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2733. To: All (#2732)

Twenty-Seven...XXXIII...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-25   6:40:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2734. To: All y'ALL..EXcept U, ewe yoo (#2726)

Time 2 BODY-SLAM the DeeCee RAT-media WHORE'd rePEATedLEE...MUD😎

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-25   13:23:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2735. To: All (#2734) (Edited)

Stiii NO EVIDENCE of TRUMP/Russian collusion...yet the RATmedia prattles on breathlessLEE 2 an evermore cYnical audience.

Gotta B a SNOWflake millenial or 3 realizing that the DeeCee RATmedia WHORE'd LIES 24/7/365 and has been LYING since B4 said snowFLAKES were born...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-26   7:27:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2736. To: All (#2735)

BTW...boycotting companies who advertise on CNN SHALL WORK...just gotta get one poor schlubb 2 actualLEE watch the nonsense spewed from CNN and/or MSNBC then post hoo advertised on the WORST shows...MUD😎😈😘

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-26   7:34:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2737. To: wa (#12)

DeeCee has NO DEFENSE 4 a RIGHTeous man with a RIGHTeous Plan...CAPICHE?!

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-26   7:38:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2738. To: All (#2716)

"Black XXVI"

"Hanoi John!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Farmer John")

Hanoi John, I'm opposed to yer Power!! Ohahhohh...
Ashamed of you...an yer goddamned LIES!! Ohahhohh...
I loathe the way you flop, I loathe Left's sissy-talk!!
I loathe the way RATS wriggle...Left snickers and it mocks!!

Hanoi John...ohahhohh...I think you are a Coward!!
Yeah, yer scum... damn yer VietNam LIES!! Ooahhohh...

(Little guitar jammin')

Ohhahhhhohhhhh!!
Hanoi John, what makes yer heart sooo purple?!
Ohahhohh...
Yer "injuries"...were just gutless LIES!!
I loathe the way Left mocks...and all their sissy-talk!!
I want the righteous Truth...RAT-fools, you are losing..."LOSERS!!"

Hanoi John, I'm opposed to yer Power!!
Ohahhohh...ohahhohh..
We object...to yer campaign LIES!!

(More guitar jammin')

Hanoi John...Cowards don't win elections!!
Ohahhohh...ohahhohh...ohahhohh...
(You) don't deserve...yer three Purple Hearts!!

Mudboy Slim

Sure, I may be voting third-party due to the Bush Administration's woeful failure on domestic but I know Hanoi John Kerry is not fit to become Commander-in-Chief!!

Therefore, all we can do is SPREAD THE WORD about Kerry's sordid past and unrepentant Lib'ralism!!

FReep the World...MUD

1 posted on 4/26/2004, 10:38:20 PM by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-26   16:02:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2739. To: All U British FOLKS (#2738)

If U R with the DeeCeeRATZ, U R ANTI-American "LOSERS"...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-26   16:08:36 ET  (3 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2740. To: Ligeia, Victoria Delsoul, Ragtime Cowgirl, M. Thatcher, Tony, dead, dude, dwbh, Mr. Jenkins (#2739)

"Justa Criminal"
(To be sung to "U2's 'SO cruel'")

Slick crossed the line...Greed pushed him over!!
Justice don't matter to you...it matters to me!!
Nation's adrift...but Right's voting!!
MUD's only singin' songs...to force Leftist's down...FReedom!!

[To Slick Willie hisse'f]
Country's been fearin' you...You sold our Security!!
Folks gave you everything you ever wanted...Death really what you wanted?!!
Women who love you, you hurt the most...
You've got no soul, yer just a ghost!!
The Left loves you...but yer TREASON is Left's Despair!!
Willie...yer nowhere!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...yer a Criminal!!

Lib'ralism is a tender trap...Destroys Hope every time!!
Left's Poverty Pimps...enslave DemWimps...Left's Vic-tim-ized!!!
Slick's time in Jail will inevitably come...Bill's cellmates're achin' fer his love!!
Hell'ry'll make Slick beg her fer her stuff...Bill may need her icy hug!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Slick thinks, fer him, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...Yer Despicable!!

Slick spit his love on that Huge Blue Dress...
While Slick's pud-whackin'...bin Laden schemed many deaths!!
Left's SCUM!! Folks, we need a shower...
SCUM...Libs're Whores fer Power!!

Aaaahhh-Haaahhhhh!!

[To SlickMYbi+c#, personally, again]
Slick, you must know, you must fear my desires...
Justice'll be tough on RATZ hoo conspire!!
Forget Heaven, WILLIE...yer TheLIAR!!
Yer heart is failing...you can't keep up!!
The Right is FReepin' fer Justice!!
Beneath the torture of PowerLust...
Your NAME trampled...underTRUTH!!

Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Med'yuh...Leftist Tools!!

Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...To "Just Move On" we'd be damned fools!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Clinton's...Justa Criminal!!

Mudboy Slim (18 October 1999)

Updated...MUD

487 posted on 02/09/2002 2:49 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-26   16:20:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2741. To: All (#2740)

Power Corrupts...and Absolute Power Corrupts AbsoluteLEE...
The DeeCeeRATZ R not 2 B trusted with Cyber-Security,
As the DeepStateLeaks continue 2 PROVE...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-26   16:23:33 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2742. To: Landru, sultan88, jla, BOBTHENAILER, backhoe, stand watie, Taxman, cherry_bomb88, dead (#2741)

"Just & Bold!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Heart of Gold")

I wanna live...don't like Dem Libs...
We've been a'fightin' fer the Right of Olde!!
FReedom's regressin'...Guv'ment's a sin!!
Truth keeps me FReepin' fer Justice that's BOLD!!
I ain't gettin' old.
Keeps me FReepin' fer what's Just and Bold!!
Dem RINOs shall fold.

(MUD on harp...)

It must be understood...DemRATS're No Good!!
Left loves Big Guv'ment...'cuz their dreams ain't bold!!
Right, draw a hard line...we must show strong spines...
To keep insisting that the Truth be told!!
Yes, Right's gettin' BOLD!!
Keep on FReepin' 'til the Truth be told!!
RATS are gettin' OLDE!!

(MUD playin' his harp fer a spell...)

Keep on FReepin' 'til the Truth is told!!
Yes, keep on fightin' fer Justice that's BOLD!!
It keeps US FReepin' fer what's Just and Bold!! Ahhh...ummm....

Mudboy Slim

78 posted on 4/28/2004, 9:14:58 AM by Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-26   16:28:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2743. To: All snow FLAKE ShillaryBOTZ (#2742)

LOL@U brainDEAD RATmorons...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-26   16:37:31 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2744. To: international american, joker, FBD (#2743)

"Peace is Right!!"
(To be sung to Boston's "Peace of Mind")

Yeah...Left is feelin' kinda low 'cuz Slick Willie's their favorite...
Kerry's such a Commie 'Ho!!
Hell'ry oughtta run, but somehow her feet keep on draggin'!!
HildaBeast, give Veep a go!! Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!!

I understand it's a big decision...
Gotta choose between Left and Right!!
FReepers, rise up fer Guv'ment Recision...
Show all the World we know Peace is Right!! Yeah...oh oh oh!!

Folks, we've heard enuff of Left's Med'yuh chatter...
Left's been in charge fer too long!!
Can'tcha see there'll come a day when TREASON MATTERS?!
Let's hope that day's before yer gone!!

I understand it's a big decision...
Gotta choose 'tween Wrong and Right!!
FReep the Left into submission!!
All we want is fer folks to do what's Right!!

Future's just ahead!! Future's just ahead...
Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!! WOOO!!

(Guitar jammin')

Folks, Big Guv'ment isn't nice, still (it) keeps gettin' bigger!!
Devolve all that Power to me...
Rise up, FReeperPower...must believe Right's Winning...
Rise up fer our Victory!!

Oh-ahhh-oh!!
I understand it's Life's Big Decision...
Gotta choose between Left and Right!!
FReep DemRATS into submission...
Tell the Republicans to Show Some Spine!!

Future's just ahead...Join our Righteous Thread...LEFT IS DEAD!!

(guitar jammin' to fade)

Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-26   16:42:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2745. To: war (#7)

Views: 518392

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2017-05-26   21:59:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2746. To: Badeye, war, Fred Mertz (#135)

To: Fred Mertz
"Does he give you some pussy when you repost,
or are you dumb enough to believe he isn't reading what I post?
Sheesh, ethel....lol"

"Live in a world of your own, but always welcome visitors."
(Compliments of the Linux FortuneBuilderZ program.)

B-I-N-G-O...MUD

BTW..."ALL they want is war's synthetic..."

"ALL THEY WANT IS MY MONEY MY PUSSY MY BLOOD"

I am free with the following conditions.

Give it up gimme gimme.

Okay so I’m Black in America right and I walk into a bar.

I drink a lot of wine and kiss a Black man on his beard.

I do whatever I want because I could die any minute.

I don’t mean YOLO I mean they are hunting me.

I know my pussy is real good because they said so.

I say to my friend I am broke as a joke.

I am Starvin’ Like Marvin Gaye.

I’m so hungry I could get it on.

There’s far too many of me dying.

The present is not so different.

Everybody looks like everybody I worked with.

Everybody looks like everybody I’ve kissed.

Men champion men and animals.

Everybody thinks I’m going to die.

At the museum I tell the school group about Black art.

I tell them the word contemporary.

I have a nose ring I forget about.

I have a brother and he is also Black.

I am a little modern to the fault.

I say this painting is contemporary like you and me.

They ask me about slavery. They say Martin Luther King.

At school they learned that Black people happened.

The present is not so different.

I’m looking into their Black faces.

They do not understand that they exist.

I’m Black in America and I walk

into a bar and drink a lot of wine, kiss a white man on his beard.

There is no indictment.

I could die any minute of depression.

I just want to have sex most of the time.

I just want my student loans to disappear.

I just want to understand my savings account.

What is happening to my five dollar one cent.

I am free with the following conditions.

What is happening to my brother.

What if I do something wrong.

My blood is so hot and wet right now.

I know they want it.

I do everything right just incase.

I don’t want to give away my money but here I am.

It’s so stupid I have to say here I am.

They like to be on top.

I am being set up.

I am a tree and some fruits are good and some are bad.

Morgan Parker, author of Other People’s Comfort Keeps Me Up At Night (Switchback Books 2015),
selected by Eileen Myles for the 2013 Gatewood Prize, and There Are More Beautiful Things Than Beyoncé.
A Cave Canem fellow and Editor for Little A and Day One, Morgan also co- curates the Poets With Attitude (PWA)
reading series with Tommy Pico. She lives in Brooklyn and at www.morgan- parker.com.

Nubian Princess, indeed...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

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