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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
Author: war
Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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#2424. To: All (#2423)
We gotta little change in the offin'...gonna fight fer the RightWing... Now, Dubyuh and the RINOs, why you wanna treat US this way?! (ConservativeMusician workin' the axe!!...MUD on harp...) C'mon, Dubyuh, let's go.........oh yeah!! Ya see, Right wants it real bad and Left's about to give in... (CM jammin' BIG-TIME...........plus MUD on harp) Hell, yeah...MUD 695 posted on Tuesday, December 23, 2003 2:15:26 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, When they write the pages of history... We turned our gaze from vile scandals by the Clintons... The DemonRATS are slandering the Sacred Halls of Truth... Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!! Mudboy Slim (9 July 1998) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Sex Lunatic EX-President...a Miscreant EX-President... Young intern kneels in Bill's Hall...EX-President is lookin' small... But soon their dam'll break open...many Libs'll be ruined... EX-President has lost his head...Slick's debauchery we can't accept! So, if your heart hurts, you can't trust your own ears... [Eclipse] Slick lies so much...Slick lies with ease... To all you Libs...it ain't a big deal... Left can't create...Left just destroys... Mudboy Slim 1 Posted on 07/14/1999 00:25:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Started back in Ninety-Two, feelin' all our pain... Slick broke all The Rules...Lib'ral Press just said, "Fantastic!!" Fer the Clinton Arkancides and Osama bin Laden... One day up in the Senate, Lo-ord, we let Slick slip away... Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose La da da, la da daa, la da daa da daa da daa La di da, ladida LA dida LA di daa, ladida LA dida LA di daa Lord, I called him my lover, I called him my man "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
"Kerry's Party!!" Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!! (Chorus) FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep... (Chorus) [Bigman on sax, CM on guitar] Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!! FReegards...MUD 1 posted on 2/23/2004, 10:41:20 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Pookies TOONS rock...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Folks, I heard Rush Limbaugh talkin' just the other day... 'Cuz Slick's already bombed... This Prez'dent fer whom RATS voted...made me stop and wonder "WHY?!!" And Left's already done... Willie know it was YOU FOOLS who gave Slick Power... But me, I'm already gone!! Yes, RATS're already gone... Yes, Slick's already buggered... BWAHAHAHAHA...MUD 8 posted on 2/23/2004, 2:49:14 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Puff, the Lib'ral Leader, Bane of the FRee... Puff, the would-be Prez'dent, loved Tyranny... Tom D'A$$hole, he would grovel fer Dem votes a cryin' shame... Puff, RAT's Lib'ral Leader, loathed liberty... The Senate loves its Power, but weakness leaves a void... Puff's head was bent in sorrow, felled by Clinton's stain... Puff, EX-DemRAT Leader, loathed by the FRee... FReegards...MUD 90 posted on 01/02/2004 12:48:37 AM EST by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, It's a place your children dream of, where great men once led the free... Well, Clinton's been a damned disgrace, spy stories all ring true... "Treason and high crimes don't matter!" (Guitar Jammin') Those who don't fight Evil find their souls have been sold cheap... Treason and High Crimes will be proved... (Mo' Guitar Jammin' to fade) FReegards...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Uncle JimRob's Band!!" Folks, the Left's Daze is a gutless haze...don't you listen to Dem Whores!! Left's the childkiller's "Choice", my FRiends, better take MUD's advice... God damn! Well, I declare, "Do RATS Wanna DIE?!!" [G] [Bm] [C] [D] [G] It's the same story Limbaugh told me, Rush ain't the only one who knows!! Come help Ol' JimRob's band...fightin' fer what's Right!! Come here Mudboy Slim's Band, playin' 'cuz we're Right!! Heh heh heh, Sultan, I like it...MUD 152 posted on 3/1/2004, 11:58:23 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Billie Clinton's goin' strong... INDICT Willie...and CONVICT his sleazy Whores!!!! Country's heard too many lies... INDICT Willie...Slick's "Schtick" has lost its charm... (Guitar-pickin' and MUD grinnin'...LOL!!) Can't wait to see the Moral Right... INDICT Willie...we loathe yer girlish charms!! INDICT Willie...we loathe yer girlish charms!! 399 posted on 10/21/2001 4:11:05 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim Views: 508383 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "More Than $2 Trillion!!" The LeftWing's in mourning 'cuz SlickWillie's gone... The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!) So many FReepers have come and gone... The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!) (Guitar jammin' interlude) When I'm tired and feelin' old... The LeftWing is reelin'!! (more than $2 Trillion!!) The drumbeat continues...MUD 1 posted on 3/17/2004, 1:38:56 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Pookies TOONS ROCK!!" ...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Nowhere have whole peoples seen their situation reversed more visibly or more painfully than the peoples of the Islamic world. In medieval times, Europe lagged far behind the Islamic world in science, mathematics, scholarship, and military power. Even such ancient European thinkers as Plato and Aristotle became known to Europeans of the Middle Ages only after their writings, which had been translated into Arabic, were translated back into European languages. Today that is all reversed. The number of books per person in Europe is more than ten times that in Africa and the Middle East. The number of books translated into Arabic over the past thousand years is about the same as the number translated into Spanish in one year. There are only 18 computers per thousand persons in the Arab world, compared to 78 per thousand persons worldwide. Fewer than 400 industrial patents were issued to people in the Arab countries during the last two decades of the 20th century, while 15,000 industrial patents were issued to South Koreans alone. Human beings do not always take reversals of fortune gracefully. Still less can those who were once on top quietly accept seeing others leaving them far behind economically, intellectually, and militarily. Those in the Islamic world have for centuries been taught to regard themselves as far superior to the "infidels" of the West, while everything they see with their own eyes now tells them otherwise. Worse yet, what the whole world sees with their own eyes tells them that the Middle East has made few contributions to human advancement in our times. Even Middle Eastern oil was largely discovered and processed by people from the West. After oil, the Middle East's most prominent export has been terrorism." Dr. Sowell's brilliant...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Hey Quidam, ol' Matt Drudge...where you been all this time? El Rushbo...Rush Limbaugh...my time's yers each day!! (guitar pickin') Hey Cheney...Dick Cheney...we gotta fight this time!! Hey Dubyuh...George Dubyuh...please cut Guv'ment fer me... (mo' guitar pickin') Hey Reagan...Dutch Reagan...you opened up the door!! Mudboy Slim (3/24/04) BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. 52 posted on 3/26/2004, 11:04:32 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Yeah...Left is feelin' kinda low 'cuz Slick Willie's their favorite... I understand it's a big decision... Folks, we've heard enuff of Left's Med'yuh chatter... I understand it's a big decision... Future's just ahead!! Future's just ahead... (Guitar jammin') Folks, Big Guv'ment isn't nice, still (it) keeps gettin' bigger!! Oh-ahhh-oh!! Future's just ahead...Join our Righteous Thread...LEFT IS DEAD!! (guitar jammin' to fade) Mudboy Slim (3/24/04) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I hear Left's pain a'risin'...it's growin' like their spin!! When I was just a Newbie, Ol' JimRob told me, "Son... (guitar pickin') I know there's proud folks FReepin...this internet StarWars' bar... (guitar pickin') Folks, if yer FReepin' hard fer Justice... Mudboy Slim (3/24/04) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Uhmmm... Uhmmm...Left finds it very very easy to be fooled... Uhmmm...We'll find a way to FReep RATS with our minds... Uhmmm...We keep a close watch on Left's Commie Slime... Mudboy Slim (3/24/04) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, It's been said MUD's lost his mind... (guitar jammin') If only Right could find a way... RightWing must git even stronger... (Mo' guitar jammin'!!) If only Right could find a way... Mudboy Slim (3/24/04) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Kerry is a 'cracker...enslavin' black folks worst!! He's Jean Kerry...demon seed... Kerry's a whipcracker...DemRATS, they're still Clinton's fools!! So, we must FReep...endlessly... (bass guitar solo) Kerry's FRench... He's Jean Kerry...effete breed... Mudboy Slim (3/24/04) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Load up on puns, my FReeper FRiends... Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?! We're allRight now...we're not dangerous. All aboard now...to the Right, folks... (guitar jammin' interlude) Power-grubbin's what Slick does best... Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?! We're the RightWing...we're quite courageous!! (long guitar jam...sit back and enjoy) We shan't fergit...Left's such a waste!! Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?! We're the Right, folks...we're contagious!! Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!! FReegards...MUD 77 posted on 3/26/2004, 11:23:45 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, MUDZ oft-DEscriBED as IndyFATigABLE...iMho...MUDZ beach REsides IN the Governor's Mansion just DOWN the Hill...MUD. 😎⛪🐼
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Twenty-Four FITTY...MUD🌇
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Sad 2 hear of JuniorZ impending retirement from nasCAR, however, the way he explained it in his reTIREmint speech made perfect SENSE really. #88 hopes 2 REtire on his OWN terms. Prayers 2 DaleJR 4 the rest of the season...MUD😎 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Hoppy NationAL DISC GOlf daY...MUD😎
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Buhh.duhh..BUMPttTOP...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, KEWELest sport EVER...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Hanoi John!!" Hanoi John, I'm opposed to yer Power!! Ohahhohh... Hanoi John...ohahhohh...I think you are a Coward!! (Little guitar jammin') Ohhahhhhohhhhh!! Hanoi John, I'm opposed to yer Power!! (More guitar jammin') Hanoi John...Cowards don't win elections!! Mudboy Slim P.S. Sure, I may be voting third-party due to the Bush Administration's woeful failure on Therefore, all we can do is SPREAD THE WORD about Kerry's sordid past and unrepentant Lib'ralism!! FReep the World...MUD 1 posted on 4/26/2004, 10:38:20 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Kerry...yer crazy believin' yer homeboys... Kerry...why do you think yerself worthy?! Kerry...was thinkin' that Dean's love would lift him... Mudboy Slim 8 posted on 4/27/2004, 12:42:10 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I wanna live...don't like Dem Libs... (MUD on harp...) It must be understood...DemRATS're No Good!! (MUD playin' his harp fer a spell...) Keep on FReepin' 'til the Truth is told!! Mudboy Slim 78 posted on 4/28/2004, 9:14:58 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Pathetic...but TRUE...MUD P.S. AC/dc RATZ r eeeVIL appaRATchix!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, BWAHAHAHAHAHAhahahaHAHAHAha hah hah hah...!! RIDicule DemRATZ into udder IRRelevancy...MUD)B^D>X***H----D "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, MINNEAPOLIS, JAN. 26 — Had the Washington Redskins dreamed of a way to finish this remarkable season it would have included a composed, big- time effort from quarterback Mark Rypien Been 2 long since MUDZ RedXinZ have BEEN in a Super Bowl, let ALONE winning O.N.E....MUD btw...DRAFT up COMING... "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, America's at the crossroads...fightin' fer the FRee!! Yes, Iraq's at a crossroads...Left says, "Run and Hide!!" We're goin' down to DeeCee...Take some riders by yer side. You can run, you can run, tell my friend-boy Willie Slick. Mudboy Slim (5/19/04) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "MUD and TheDEVil blues!!" Early this morning Me and the Devil She said you don't see why Pre...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, TheY calls me REDXinMUD 4 a REAson...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, MACron is a MARXist PUNK!! Quite sincereLEE...MUD p.s. Views: 509510 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
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(To be sung to the Georgia Satellites' "Keep Yer Hands to Yerself")
Gonna call you on the telephone, Dubyuh...fer the Right we shall sing!!
'Cuz each time Right votes, we get the same old thing...
Always mo' guv'ment, mo' spending, well, we shan't fergit our dreams!!
Now Dubyuh, now Congress, don't put our trust upon no shelf...
We say, "Don't feed US no lies...we'll keep our votes to ourselves!!"
Bush, Right's still yers to employ...DemonRATS can't feel our pain!!
Righteous shall remake history...yer The Man of the Hour!!
Right says, "Slash spending, cut Guv'ment...if you wanna stay in Power!!"
Now Dubyuh, our Nation, don't put our trust upon no shelf...
Right says, "Don't feed US no lies...or we'll keep our votes to ourselves!!"
Now's when we start a'talkin' 'bout less pork...make our Guv'ment more Slim!!
Right says, "Dubyuh, we'll support ya fer the rest of our lives!!"
We said, "Big Guv'ment's fer sissies...don't you make it yer life!!"
Now Dubyuh, now Congress, don't put our trust upon no shelf!!
Right said, "Don't feed US no lies...or we'll keep your votes to ourselves!!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2425. To: Conspiracy Guy (#2424)
(To be sung to Rush's "A Farewell to Kings")
And Clinton's Crimes have long been exposed,
Will they write of US with disgust...
For the deeds that we let go?!!
Eyes cast down on the path of least resistance!!
Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!!
DemonRATS are FOOLS to ignore Slick's Spies!!
Treas'nous Demons cloaked in White House guise...
Trashin' all our liberties, while abortin' Unborn lives!!
Public Schools unburdening their bitterness on Youth!!
Can't we heed the Laws that made US strong?!!
Ohhh, can't we learn to tell what's Right from what's Wrong?!!
WHAT'S WRONG?!!
Socialists protectin' Chi-Com SPIES!!
TeeVee Demons fawning 'bout their guys...
Slayin' all that's True and Good, while scoffin' at The Wise!!
Woah...Can't we raise OUR Voice and make a start?!!
Can't we find the Will to blast Slick's Stonewall apart?!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2426. To: Landru, Happygal, MadIvan (#2425)
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Brain Damage/Eclipse")
Those phone sex games and semen stains can't stand!
Got to make Bill Clinton feel our Wrath!!
The Networks know their Vile Creation's just a Whore...
But every day, they enable Slick still more!
While GOOD Leaders rule upon the Hill.
And when the Left implodes...the World will start anew...
I'll see you on the Right Side of the Tunes!
We'll raise a Cain, we'll force "The Change"...
We'll rearrange those Lib'ral's brains!!
We'll storm the doors...Bill's got no files on me!
Clinton shall die in chains...he shant go free!!!
You sing out but no one seems to hear!
Those DemonRATS promote Slick's lifestyle...RAT Party LIES in ruins!
Please join me on the Right side of the Tunes...
It leaves a bad taste...Monica kneels...
She was in love...while Bill masturbates...
Slick's rosie palm...fraudulently raised!
All Lib'rals lie, beg, borrow and steal!!!
Socialist fools...they'll learn someday.
The Leftist Elites...are totally Effete!
Come join the Right...we're winning the fight!
We'll devolve Power...Bureaucracies GONE...
All this will come...with Liberty under man's Law...yes, it's true!
The Lib'ral Lie exposed by our Tunes...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2427. To: All (#2426)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2428. To: sultan88, Landru, EdZep, Elle Bee, AuntB, jla, Snow Bunny, Ragtime Cowgirl, cherry_bomb88 (#2425)
(To be sung to Janis Joplin's "Me and Bobby McGee")
Lib'ral's Dealin' Fear as Jaded as Left's Dreams!!
Medyuh tore Bush, Sr. down...Biased fer a Change...
Left told us all, "Camelot's Back in Ol' DeeCee!!"
Justice turned "Off"...plump interns spanked Slick's tool...yeah!
Weirdo Lefties cheerin' Slime...Right thought the Country'd lost its Mind!!
MUD sang every song Dem Leftists spew!! Freep fer Justice just 'cuz it's the Right thing to do...
Nothin' ain't worth nothin', Country, if we can't FReep!!
And Feelin' Good is easy, Lord, oh, when you Sing Fer Truth!!
You know FReepin' fools is good fer Liberty...
Seek Justice fer Slick and the Dee-N-See!!
Yeah Willie shared the blame fer Ol' Waco!!
Slick committed Treason...took bribes from Chi-Com scum...
Yeah, c'mon Ashcroft, Justice must be Bold!!
We had'im dead to Rights, but DemRATS denied it!!
Folks, we'll shame all our tomorrows if we don't make Clinton pay....
If we don't make TraitorWillie do his time!!
Nothin', and that's all that Willie left me
Well, feelin' good was easy, lo-o-ord, when he sang the blues
And feelin' good was good enough for me...um-hmmm!!
Good enough for me and my Bobby McGee yeah
La da da da daa dadada RE-Impeach Willie-ah
Laa li daa da daa daa, la da daa da daa
Laa la laa la daada Indict Willie-ah yeah
Hey now Bobby now now Bobby McGee yeah
Lo lo LO lolo LO lo laa, lololo LO lolo LO lolo LO lolo LO la laa
Hey now Bobby now now Bobby McGee yeah
I said I called him my lover, did the best I can
C'mon, hey now Bobby now, hey now Bobby McGee, yeah Lo lo lord, a lord, a lord, a lord, a lord, a lord, a lord oh Hey, hey, hey, Bobby McGee, lord [Mudboy kickin' it on pie-anny] Work in progess...MUD
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2429. To: Mudboy Slim (#2427)
#2430. To: BigMan, conservativemusician, Landru (#2407)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2431. To: All (#2430)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2432. To: backhoe, George W. Bush, Budge, quidam, drudge (#2430)
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Already Gone")
And Rush said, "RATS're gonna put Slick on the shelf!!
But let me tell you...MUD's got some news for you...
And you'll soon find out Right's True...
'Cuz Slick's gonna haveta eat his lunch in a JailCell!!
And Right's feelin' strong!!
MUD shall sing his Vict'ry songs...
Woo, hoo,hoo,woo,hoo,hoo!!
But I reckon that we'll just haveta set things Right!!
Just remember this, Lib'ral, when ya listen to those who LIE...
You can be RATstars and still not know what's Right (WE're Right!!)
And Right's feelin' strong!!
Right shall sing this Vict'ry song...
Woo, hoo,hoo,woo, hoo,hoo!!!
Clinton knows it shall be YOU who helps US FReep!!
So often times it happens that YOU live yer lives in chains...
And YOU never even knew YOU have the key!!
And I'm feelin' strong!!
Right Shall Sing this Vict'ry Song...
'Cuz Slick's Already Bombed!!
And Right's feelin' strong!!
Right shall sing this Vict'ry song...
'Cuz RATS're already done!!
Slick's squeeeeelin' fer more!!
All Right, Let's Fight the Fight!!
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2433. To: All (#2432)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2434. To: Cyber-Band, pokerboy, conservativemusician, philman_36, AuntB, PhiKapMom, d14truth, blackie (#2433)
(To be sung to Peter, Paul and Mary's "Puff, the Magic Dragon")
Tom ruled with an iron fist in Washington, DeeCee!!
Lib'ral Commie Sosh'lists loved that D'A$$hole Puff,
'Cuz Tom pulled strings fer big airlines who'd hired Missuz Puff!! Bold!!
He protected his friend Willie Slick, in a Trial fer Perjury!!
South Dakota voters said, "Oh, whatta SLEAZE!!"
And conspired to next autumn rid their State of Tommie's disease!!
Tommie preyed on weakness..."Fear" was Puffboy's middle name!!
Union thugs and bigots would bow whene'er Puff came,
Lib'ral whips bent o'er and begged fer Puff's pork, oh so lame. Woah!
Big Guv'ment was his Power trip and he'd tax all he could see!!
Puff held judges hostage, shameful was he...
He ruled from his Senate seat 'til he pissed off Hillary!!
HildaBeast and her man Slick returned...Left's overjoyed!!
In '04, it happened, Johnnie Thune, he whupped li'l Puff!!
'Cuz voters in their wisdom, folks, they'd just had enuff!!
Puff no longer weilded Power...fell off the gravy train!!
Without his Leader's seat, Puff was just a knave...
So Puff, that tiny tyrant, sadly slipped into a cave. Oh!
Left dwindled down with evil Slick 'cuz DemRATs chose Hillary!!
Puff, that tragic figure, died mysteriously...
The Sheeple called it Arkancide 'cuz it's Death by Slick Willie!!
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2435. To: Delphinium, Cyber-Band, Paul Cruce, AuntB, PhiKapMom, Landru, Joe Montana, George W. Bush (#2434)
(To be sung to the Outlaws' "Green Grass and High Tides")
Ol' Abe Lincoln, Ronald Reagan, Washington each graced the seat...
FDR, Kennedy, and Jefferson once served the office with pride!
But now we've got Slick Willie bangin' young interns...
Left-Wing tells us, "Let it slide..."
If you say, "It's all Okay!", what does that say 'bout you?!
Med'yuh refuses to ask tough questions, as though Slick were King.
But patriots cannot believe in Bill,
'Cuz Slick's sold his soul to Beijing!! Left declares...
Good DemocRATs fallin' from glory...
Still, Lib'rals say, "We adore you!"
Left's King's a freak...good folks abhor you-oouu!!
Numb poltroons can't see how Power has warped Ol' Slick Willie!
Crimes and Slime define Left's WHORE, they take up all his time.
We'll next CONVICT, then Slick will do his prison time...
Right'll force him there!!!
Will DemonRATs follow Slick blindly?!
The Left-Wing says, "We adore you!"
Election's soon...voters will show you-oouu!
Yeah...the Right'll slaughter you-ou-ou-ouuu...!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2436. To: sultan88, Jim Robinson, conservativemusician, jla, Landru, KLT, goldilucky, JohnHuang2, dead (#2433)
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Uncle John's Band")
'Cuz when RATS Promise Easy Street, there is Danger at yer door!!
Sing this song with me, then you'll know MUD's Right!!
Whoa-oh, what I want to know-oh, is Are RATS Blind?!!
You know RATS're FOOLS by now...Leftist Medyuh's tellin LIES!!
Will you sing with me? Won't you FReep with me?
Whoa-oh, what I want to know-oh, will you FReep with me?!
Left's Laws are made fer Tyranny, Right's motto is "Don't Tread On Me!!"
Come hear Ol' JimRob's Band...Winning 'Cuz We're Right!!
Sing and FReep...yer not alone!! We've come to teach the Lib'ral Drones!!
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Fight the traitorous scumbag whore'd...RATS' LeftistSpin shan't grow!!
'Tain't the Right that Hates...Clinton FEARS His Fate!!
Whoa-oh, what I want you to know...Prison's where Slime goes!!!
I live in a FairyTale and I call it Mudboy's Cave...
MUD's got him a pianny and I beg you, call the tune!!
Lib'rals call it "choice"...as RATS kill young girls and boys!!
Whoa-oh, what I want you to know-oh...INDICT McAuliffe!!!
Got some things to talk about here inside the Righteous Right
Come hear Mudboy Slim's Band singin' 'cuz we're Right...
Come join our song, you aren't alone, we've come to take OUR Country home!!
Come on along, you ain't alone...Right's come to save the children now!!
Come read Ol' JimRob's Forum...FReepin' 'cuz we can!!
Dethrone RAT's Whore's and teach Left's Drones, we've come to save Left's Ignorant Whore'd!!
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2437. To: FBD, jla, KLT (#2436)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Lay Down Sally")
'Cuz the Leftist Medyuh says, "We won't see!!!"
I know y'all think World'll never know...
But wont'cha help this FReep along...
And seee-eeeng with ME...
"Slick, won't you ever leave?!!"
Don't you know Left's Treason's gonna sink you?!
BITE ME, Willie...quit forcin' MUD to croon...
I been writin' all these songs justa BURY YOU!!
MUD's gonna give Slick O.N.E. Mighty Shove...
Uncoverin' all Dem's Chinese Spies...
Power's all that matters...Slick's a Treasonous FReak!!!
Don't you think Bill'll walk...Prison awaits FOOLS!!
CONVICT Willie...Slick's Day is comin' SOON...
FReepers fightin' all night just to DETHRONE YOU!!
Devolvin' Power soooo speedily!!
The Left is slow...Left just ain't Right...
Left can take their "worries" now...
Quit botherin' ME!! Got all the Laws we could ever need!!
Don't you know that US FReepers just gonna CRUSH YOU?!
INDICT Willie...Yer Judgement Day'll come soon...
I been drivin' all night long just to FReep at YOU!!
Don't you know that US FReepers just gonna CRUSH YOU?!
INDICT Willie...Yer Judgement Day'll come soon...
I been drivin' all night long just to FReep at YOU!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2438. To: All (#2407)
(To be sung to Boston's "More Than a Feeling")
RATS have no future...with Jean Kerry!!
Right votes fer Strength, not like Spain Done Wrong...
Still, our liberties are stripped away-ay-ay-ay!!
When we hear Big Guv'ment's been holdin' sway (more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepers (almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
We'll see our Liberties fadin' away!!
Their mem'ry fades as the years go by.
Yet I still recall list'nin' ta Limbaugh...
Each year when we vote, Fed budget's too hi-i-igh!!
Folks, I've heard Dem ol' excuses still today (more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepin' (almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
High time that Conservatives win the day!!
I think about Reagan, who saved the day!!
And dream of the men who used to know...
If we close our eyes, FReedom'll slip away!!
DemRATS must pay!! Right must hold sway!!
Folks, we've heard RAT's ol' songs they always play... (more than $2 Trillion!!)
The RightWing needs FReepin'...(almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Till we see KerryMan slink away...
We Shan't Let Slick Willie Git Away !!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2439. To: All (#2438)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2440. To: AuntB, goldilucky, GrandmaC, liberator, palo verde, Hondo68, Landru, A K A Stone (#2438)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2441. To: quidam, FBD, sultan88, ForGod'sSake, Landru, blackie, jla, Rush Limbaugh, George W. Bush (#2440)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Johnny Cash's "Hey Porter")
How much longer will it be 'til you relink our FReeper Forum, guy?
Dude, we're Right...gotta tell yer faithful fans to FReep on down!!
Or better still, just ping on in and be "quidam" fer a spell.
You are the Power and the Glory...help US see the Righteous Way!!
Yer 'bout to hit sixty...stay well, Conservatives must toll the bell!!
Sir, ask everybody, "Please help US FReep!!"
We'll give the DemRATS Hell!!
Yer ol' heart is pumpin' strong...and you'll haveta cream Left's lies!!
I thank you, Dickie C., fer yer servin' most selflessly.
Then, we'll start fresh in Year '08, and we'll choose who next shall lead!!
I need no experts to tell me how much you love Liberty!!
Sir, beat that ClintonFear...we'll make Traitor Slick Willie scream!!
Right's in the FReeperZone...sir, we'll be Kerry's nightmare dream!!
When they call fer heroes, I always name you first!!
Dutch showed the way, the Goal!!
Tell these hero-man I said, "Thanks a lot!!"
And we'll bear the load from here.
Right's gonna stand and FReep...our Passions boil!!
We'll FReep with Righteous flair!!
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE- LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2442. To: pookie (#2441)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2443. To: Diva Betsy Ross, blackie, MoJo2001, goldilucky, conservativemusician, Landru, sultan88 (#2442)
(To be sung to Boston's "Peace of Mind")
Kerry's such a Commie 'Ho!!
Hell'ry oughtta run, but somehow her feet keep on draggin'!!
HildaBeast, give Veep a go!! Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!!
Gotta choose between Left and Right!!
FReepers, rise up fer Guv'ment Recision...
Show all the World we know Peace is Right!! Yeah...oh oh oh!!
Left's been in charge fer too long!!
Can'tcha see there'll come a day when TREASON MATTERS?!
Let's hope that day's before yer gone!!
Gotta choose 'tween Wrong and Right!!
FReep the Left into submission!!
All we want is fer folks to do what's Right!!
Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!! WOOO!!
Devolve all that Power to me...
Rise up, FReeperPower...must believe Right's Winning...
Rise up fer our Victory!!
I understand it's Life's Big Decision...
Gotta choose between Left and Right!!
FReep DemRATS into submission...
Tell the Republicans to Show Some Spine!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2444. To: Cyber-Band, backhoe, Landru, sultan88, jla, FBD, MeekOneGOP, BOBTHENAILER, dead (#2443)
(To be sung to Johnny Cash's "Folsom Prison Blues")
Folks, I ain't seen no Justice since before Clinton!!
I'm stuck on FReepin' Willie...RAT's slime keeps stag'rin' on!!
Still, RAT's stain keeps on growin'...come join the FReeperZone!!
Always FReep Fer Truth, boy...reject Left's Sosh'list SCUM!!"
Still, I FReep DemRATS in DeeCee, just to watch them cry!!
When I hear RAT's Med'yuh crowin'...MUD takes a stand and fights!!
Yer prob'ly drinkin' coffee...MUD's smokin' big ceegahhs!!
Well, RATS know they've had it comin'...fer fightin' 'gainst the FRee!!
But these FReepers keep on groovin'...and that's what inspires me!!
If John Ashcroft's post was mine...
You bet I'd force Justice a good bit further down the line!!
Force Slick to Fed'ral Prison...CONVICT Clinton fer his crimes!!
Then we'll let that RATboy Willie do his prison time!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2445. To: AuntB, Paul Cruce, PhiKapMom, Sabertooth, coteblanche, Fred Mertz, sneakypete (#2444)
(To be sung to Johnny Cash's "I Walk The Line")
We keep a close watch on Left's Commie Slime...
MUD keeps his eyes wide open most the time...
We keep our heads up fer RAT's perfect crime...
Let's show some spine...'bout friggin' time!!
RATS find themselves alone when each vote's thru!!
Left, please admit that Slick's a foolish dude!!
Reject Left's LIES...it's FReepin' Time!!
We'll give Left cause to doubt what's sanctified!!
Fer you, I know I'll even fight to turn the tide...
Let's show some spine...it's FReedom Time!!
MUD keeps his eyes wide open most the time...
We reach our hands out to the souls that try...
It's Justice Time...we'll stay on-line!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2446. To: Diva Betsy Ross, sultan88, Landru, conservativemusician, cherry_bomb88 (#2445)
(To be sung to Boston's "A Man I'll Never Be")
Folks spurn and mock my ways.
Disbelievin' miracles and my dreams!!
You don't try to be unkind...
You mean it when you say...
That all my thoughts are just "a Risky Scheme!!"
Yet my kids look up at me...
And deep within their eyes I see...
The Man I Wanna Be!!
We'll FReep...we'll make our stand!! We must Take a Stand!!
Folks, we'll git bolder every day, you'll see...
As we exult in our liberty!!
And then We'll RE-IMPEACH!!
Jean Kerry is a LIAR!!
Good patriots know that SlickWillie has spied...
Fight a little longer!!
Future grows ever brighter...Sweet Justice Shall Be Satisfied!!
So listen to me...and deep within yer heart you'll see...
We'll Stand 'Gainst Tyranny!!
We'll steel our Righteous Stand...we're sooo American!!
Our work gits harder every day, you see...
We hide behind our Screen Names, Jim...
I'm daggoned proud of my FReepin'!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2447. To: Diva Betsy Ross, kevkrom, sultan88, yankhater, FBD, Delphinium, Buckeroo, Landru, dead (#2446)
(To be sung to Nirvana's "Polly")
All he wants is Power...still FRiends call him "Lurch"!!
He ain't hip...to righteous dreams...
He knows Clinton LIED...RE-IMPEACH!!
Right needs yer help...to whup Kerry!!
We hold out hope...that we'll be bold!!
Promise you...fight Dem fools...
We know FReedom's Right...Devolve Power!!
Right needs yer help...Guv'ment devours!!
Left asks us to entrust them..."Justice Fer Clinton, you Poltroons!!"
It's still hip...to laugh and sing!!
Hanoi Jean, he lied...'bout his pals...
In Viet Nam, Jean pussied out!!
I hold out hope...Right'll be bold!!
Promise you...FReep fer Truth!!
We know FReedom's Right...Devolve Power!!
Right needs yer help...help FRee yerselves!!
Kerry loves Big Guv'ment...he is our enemy!!
Right must be on guard...'cuz Hanoi Jean, he LOATHES Liberty!!
Help US whup...RAT's elite dweebs!!
Hanoi Jean, he LIES...marries wealth...
We need yer help...to Unleash HELL!!
We hold out hope...you'll be bold!!
Righteous, show some pride...help yerselves!!
We need yer help...FReep with stealth......
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2448. To: Cyber-Band, goldilucky, Elle Bee, Joe Montana, Darth Sidious, 3Fan, yankhater (#2447)
(To be sung to Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit")
We shall not lose this Culture War!!
Right's victory is pre-ordained...
Oh no..."Truth" ain't a dirty word!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?!
You know!! You know!! You know!!
Fear our throng, though...we're educated!!
Left is STOOOPID...and outrageous!!
Hear my songs now...educatin'!!
HOO's yer Leader?!
Fight 'gainst TREASON!! Yeah!!
And fer this gift, Right is Blessed!!
Our FReeper group has always been...
And always will 'til Clinton's death!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?!
You know!! You know!! You know!!
It's OUR turn now...don't enrage US!!
Here Right is now...entertaining!!
All aboard now...to the Right, folks...
HOO's yer Leader?! Fight Fer FReedom!! Yeah!!
Hell yeah...we'll whup RATS by a mile!!
Our work is hard...but we sure don't mind...
Oh well, whatever...ever Right!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?!
You know!! You know!! You know!!
Hear my songs now...educatin'!!
Left is STOOOPID...just outrageous...
We're the Right, folks...we're bodacious!!
Devolve Power...to the States, folks...
It's OUR FReedom...YOU trust US, bro'!!
Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!!
Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2449. To: All (#2448)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2450. To: All (#2449)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2451. To: All (#2450)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2452. To: All (#2451)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2453. To: A K A Stone, Liberator, goldilucky, redleghunter, backhoe, Landru, FunkyDan Medina, sultan88, yankhater (#2429)
A: To get to the other slide."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2454. To: All (#2452)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2455. To: hondo68 (#2277)
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Farmer John")
Ashamed of you...an yer goddamned LIES!! Ohahhohh...
I loathe the way you flop, I loathe Left's sissy-talk!!
I loathe the way RATS wriggle...Left snickers and it mocks!!
Yeah, yer scum... damn yer VietNam LIES!! Ooahhohh...
Hanoi John, what makes yer heart sooo purple?!
Ohahhohh...
Yer "injuries"...were just gutless LIES!!
I loathe the way Left mocks...and all their sissy-talk!!
I want the righteous Truth...RAT-fools, you are losing...LOSING!!
Ohahhohh...ohahhohh...
We object...to yer campaign LIES!!
Ohahhohh...ohahhohh...ohahhohh...
(You) don't deserve...yer three Purple Hearts!!
domestic over-spending while failing to hold the Clinton's accountable fer their CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR,
but I know Hanoi John Kerry is not fit to become Commander-in-Chief!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2456. To: MoJo2001, Diva Betsy Ross, Marysecretary, Brad's Gramma, Luis Gonzalez, nopardons, Howlin (#2455)
(To be sung to Patsy Cline's "Crazy")
John Kerry's...crazy believin' Left's "news"!!
John knew...SlickWillie's The One the RATS Wanted!!
And that someday...Slick'll beat him like yesterday's gruel!!
Prez'dents...must see the World via Truth!!
Ohhh...Kerry, yer drinkin' the good stuff...be BOLD, fool!!
Left's crazy fer buyin' Hanoi John's vile lyin'...
And Left's crazy to love Klintoon...ah ah ahh...
John Kerry's a'lyin', but US Voters ain't buyin'...
Yes, "BEAT KERRY!!"'s the Golden Rule!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2457. To: Landru, sultan88, jla, BOBTHENAILER, backhoe, stand watie, Taxman, cherry_bomb88, dead (#2456)
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Heart of Gold")
We've been a'fightin' fer the Right of Olde!!
FReedom's regressin'...Guv'ment's a sin!!
Truth keeps me FReepin' fer Justice that's BOLD!!
I ain't gettin' old.
Keeps me FReepin' fer what's Just and Bold!!
Dem RINOs shall fold.
Left loves Big Guv'ment...'cuz their dreams ain't bold!!
Right, draw a hard line...we must show strong spines...
To keep insisting that the Truth be told!!
Yes, Right's gettin' BOLD!!
Keep on FReepin' 'til the Truth be told!!
RATS are gettin' old!!
Yes, keep on fightin' fer Justice that's BOLD!!
It keeps US FReepin' fer what's Just and Bold!! Ahhh...ummm....
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2458. To: All (#2457)
-- Mark Twain
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2459. To: A K A Stone (#2429)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2460. To: All (#2459)
and a defense that swarmed the Buffalo Bills from beginning to end. The Redskins got all of that and more and rolled over the Bills, 37-24, to win Super Bowl XXVI.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2461. To: Diva Betsy Ross (#2458)
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's version of Robert Johnson's "Crossroads")
Yeah, America's at a crossroads...Defend Liberty!!
Ask the Lord above for patience..."Please, folks, help US FReep!!"
Right says, "Folks, we can't quit now...FReedom's ALWAYS Right!!"
John Kerry, yer a homey...even YOU must know we're Right!!
Right's comin' up to DeeCee...fer our FReedoms, we shall fight!!
GOP controls the house, Nation...Fight the Righteous Fight!!!
You can run, you can run, tell my friend-boy Slick the pri**!!
RINOZ're standing at the crossroads...
Believe TRUMPZ weilding POWER!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2462. To: Robert Johnson, BobbyJAY!! (#2461)
When you knocked upon my door
Early this morning, oooo
When you knocked upon my door
And I said hello Satan
I believe it's time to go
Was walkin' side by side
Me and the Devil, woooo
Was walking side by side
And I'm going to beat my woman
'Til I get satisfied
That she would dog me 'round
(Spoken:) Now baby you know you ain't doin' me right don'tcha
She say you don't see why, whoooo
That she would dog me 'round
It must-a be that old evil spirit
So deep down in the ground
You may bury my body
Down by the highway side
(Spoken:) Baby, I don't care where you bury my body when I'm dead and gone
You may bury my body, woooo
Down by the highway side
So my old evil spirit
Can get a Greyhound bus and ride
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2463. To: All (#2462)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2464. To: All (#2463)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
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