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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
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Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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I ain't nuthin' but a simple man... Well, you know what's wrong with the world today, Now I'm the kinda man who wouldn't harm a mouse, Folks, you know what's wrong with the world today, Bill, watch where you're goin', Slim's just around the bend... Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Posted on Monday, December 03, 2001 4:46:05 AM by Mudboy Slim "Here Was A Man" "Here was a man...a man who was born in a small village, the son of a peasant woman. He grew up in another small village. Until He reached the age of thirty, He worked as a carpenter; then, for three years, He was a travelling minister. But He never travelled more than two hundred miles from where He was born, and where He did go, He usually walked. He never held political office, He never wrote a book, He never bought a home, He never had a family, He never went to college, and He never set foot inside a big city, yet...here was a man. Here was a man...though He never did one of those things that you usually associate with greatness, He had no credentials but Himself. He had nothing to do with this World, except through the Divine Purpose that brought Him to this World. While He was still a young man, the Tide of Popular Opinion turned against Him. Most of His FRiends ran away...one of them denied Him, one of them betrayed Him and turned Him over to his Enemies. Then, He went through the mockery of a Trial and was nailed to a Roman Cross between two thieves. And even while He was dying, His executioners gambled for the only piece of property He had in this World, and that was His robe, His Purple Robe. When He was dead, He was taken down from the cross and laid in a borrowed grave, provided by a compassionate FRiend. More than Nineteen Centuries have come and gone, and today He's the Centerpiece of the Human Race, Our Leader, and the Column to Human Destiny. And I think I'm well within the mark when I say that All of the Armies that Ever Marched, All of the Navies that Ever Sailed, All of the Legislative Bodies that Ever Sat, and All of the Kings that Ever Reigned...All of Them Put Together have not affected the Life of Man on this Earth so Powerfully as that One Solitary Life... Here was a man." Whether you celebrate Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanzaa, Ramadan or not...Happy Holidays to Each and Every One of You Wonderful FReepers...You have become MY extended family!! Cheerfully Humble Regards...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, MUD's gonna write a little ditty... You know the TeaPartiers're risin'... I got a rockin' new MudCave... Folks, it's our freedom, we like it... Rise early ev'ry mornin'... You know RATS whinin' 'causes low sperm... Mudboy Slim (23 July 2010) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Incredible lyrics, Mudboy Slim!
The King of Lyin' smugly bows... Has the Right lost its mind?! Hey...Dems gotta wonder... This Country is worth the fight... Orwell, yer book wuz WRONG... At last, Reagan'll be smilin'... Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back... Oh now...oh now...oh now...YES, NOW...oh now...oh now...oh now... Mudboy Slim 1 Posted on 09/01/2000 08:44:48 PDT by Mudboy Slim (The Anti- Clinton!!) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, DAMN straight...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Up yer ARSE, PENIS-breath...MUD BTW..."I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, NOW is the time... We can't go on... [Chorus] Sing from yer heart!!! [Chorus] Folks, Left flouts its Power!! [Chorus] Mudboy Slim (26 March 2010) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Here you have it…what you’ve been thinking... Really important! Hope you all do it! This will take less than thirty seconds to read. If you agree, please pass it on. An idea whose time has come... For too long we have been too complacent about the workings of Congress. Many citizens had no idea that members of Congress could retire with the same pay after only one term, that they didn't pay into Social Security, that they specifically exempted themselves from many of the laws they have passed (such as being exempt from any fear of prosecution for sexual harassment) while ordinary citizens must live under those laws. The latest is to exempt themselves from the Healthcare Reform that is being considered...in all of its forms. Somehow, that doesn't seem logical. We do not have an elite that is above the law. I truly don't care if they are Democrat, Republican, Independent or whatever. The self-serving must stop. This is a good way to do that. It is an idea whose time has come. Have each person contact a minimum of Twenty people on their Address list, in turn ask each of those to do likewise. In three days, most people in The United States of America will have the message. This is one proposal that really should be passed around. Proposed 28th Amendment to the United States Constitution... "Congress shall make no law that applies to the citizens of the United States that does not apply equally to the Senators and/or Representatives; and, Congress shall make no law that applies to the Senators and/or Representatives that does not apply equally to the citizens of the United States." You are one of my 20...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Gotta LOVE it...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Sho nuff is...MUD BTW...Happy Trump Inauguration Day...WooHOO!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "The Wait..." I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten... Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!! Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!! Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!! Stalked down Mark Warner...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!! Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!! Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts... Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!! Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!! Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!! Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001) BTW...My youngest brother's wife's being induced today at 6:00 am... Boris...YOU da Man!! Becky...YOU da WO-Man!! FReegards...MUD 1 posted on Friday, October 26, 2001 6:22:36 AM "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, 31 July 1999 President William J. Clinton Re: Mudboy Slim and the Libertarians' "Simple Lust Fer Justice" Dear Mr. President: A number of months have now passed since the United States Senate failed in its Constitutional Duty to uphold and protect the sanctity of the Office of the Presidency of the United States, by sleep-walking through a sham Impeachment Trial and thereby allowing a blatant Perjurer, Obstructer of Justice, and out- and-out lowlife to retain the once-revered Oval Office. While this failure was indeed disappointing to millions upon millions of patriotic Americans accross this great land of ours, it will ultimately prove invaluable in targeting specific Effete Elite Senators for future removal from elected office. Senators who believe elected officials are above the Laws they themselves enact have no business retaining their Seats of Power, and they will be dealt with in due time. However, the immediate crisis facing this Nation is the indisputable fact that its highest elected official is not only a proven Felon, but we have since learned you are an alleged Rapist (Juanita Broaddrick and others), an Abuser of Power (IRS-Gate, File-Gate, the dog-wagging Kosovo Massacre, and the heretofore under-reported manipulation of the National Media), and a bought and paid-for Communist-Chinese Traitor to the national interests of the American People. And let no one forget--least of all the Rosenbergs--that TREASON is at the very least an IMPEACHABLE OFFENSE!! This, of course, will not stand! The wheels of justice may turn all-too-slowly for this man's taste, but they are already turning in preparation for the Re- Impeachment of you, William Jefferson Clinton. Senators who are already on record as approving of a Felon in the Oval Office will soon be presented with the opportunity to weigh in on whether or not they support a TREASONOUS TYRANT whose acceptance of bribes from the Red Chinese Military Leadership--and the "quid-pro-quo" sale of sensitive nuclear technology to same--has resulted in an increasingly dangerous future for all Americans (and an expensive new Cold War with our #1 Geopolitical Foe going into the next Millenium)!! And please realize that, if 34 Democratic Senators vote in defense of your TREASON, it will serve as a well-deserved death-knell for the once-honorable Democratic Party...and we'll still convict you and dispatch you from office after the congressional Balance of Power has been dramatically altered on 7 November 2000!! However, for the good of the Country--and the Office of the Presidency--we in the so-called "Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy" for Justice are willing to give you one last chance to do what you should have done well over a year ago...RESIGN!! RESIGN before Labor Day '99 and we on the Right may find it in our hearts to curtail the inevitable March To Justice somewhere short of your wasting away the rest of your days calling some Bubba "Schnook'ems" in a 7'x10' honeymoon suite in some Federal Penitentiary. Of course, Hell'ry could still make conjugal visits...LOL! Just blame me, if you'd like, a self-proclaimed "Right- Wing Zealot!" for your premature flight from office. Perhaps you can even "spin it" in such a way as to get you some sympathy points and improve the electoral chances for both Algore AND your wife... nice legacy, by the way...ROFLMAO! Sure, you'll have to give up your Presidential Pension and, of course, you'll be disbarred, but most likely your jailtime can be kept to a few short years. After all the pain and embarrassment you have thrust upon your wife and daughter, will you not spare them the ignominy and pain of having a husband or father rotting away the rest of his once-promising life in prison for TREASON?! For if you do not RESIGN soon, I--and many others--will do everything in our considerable power to guarantee you that the inevitable Tsunami of Justice will proceed as follows: I don't mean to put too fine of a point on this, Slick Willie, you have been officially put on notice! Enjoy the music, then FACE THE MUSIC...RESIGN NOW!! Quite Sincerely, Mudboy Slim Enclosure: Mudboy Slim and the Libertarians' "Simple Lust Fer Justice" cc. The U.S. House of Representatives --------------------------------------- Dear Fellow FReepers and Jim Robinson-- I have a confession to make. On Thursday, the 29th of July, I posted an "Open Letter to the POTUS" that I indicated had already been sent to the White House with a copy of Mudboy Slim and the Libertarians' third 60-minute cassette, "A Lust Fer Justice." The letter was admittedly--and purposefully--harsh, and included some pretty fiery rhetoric about the VRWC "sparing" Bill Clinton's life from an Execution for Treason, if he were to RESIGN by Labor Day of this year. A slew of responses ensued and I did my best to re-assure everyone that I in no way intended that I nor anyone else take Justice into our own hands, but after over 20 posts in what seemed like no time...the thread disappeared from the website. Later, Mr. Robinson e-mailed me to explain that he pulled the post as, in his judgement, it could be "construed" that I was threatening the well-being of the President. Of course, on this site, JR's the boss, and I accept his verdict, but in my e-mail response to him I explained--in no uncertain terms--that I would never even contemplate such a radical act, nor would I encourage anyone else to do so. In fact, I would go so far as to say that--if there were ever to be an attempt on the Traitor-in-Chief's life--this asinine, cowardly, and immoral act (not unlike the assassination of JFK) would most likely come from some disaffected member of the Left or some other martyr-making Leftist sick and tired of the damage Slick Willie's caused his Party. The Right, on the other hand, needs Slick Willie alive in order to exact the Justice he has coming to him!! The letter above is actually the one that was sent to the White House, and it actually wasn't dropped in the mail until this afternoon. Thanks in no small part to JR and a couple other FReeper friends, the "Open Letter to the POTUS" has been toned down significantly...BUT THE PURPOSE REMAINS THE SAME!! RESIGN BY LABOR DAY '99, SLICK WILLIE, OR PREPARE TO FACE THE WRATH OF....MUD 1 Posted on 07/31/1999 21:28:59 PDT by Mudboy Slim (D@Lone.FReeper) BWAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD B^D>*** "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, If I were the President...and you hurt my Nation... [To Slick Willie hisself] If I wuz a Builder...could Left's thugs find me?! If I were the President, and you were my Jewel... OuterBanksMUDrevisited...9/18/01 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, My life's been strange since I began FReepin' Slick... Bite ME, Slick...you Bully!! Scair't Left-Wing sheeple done hacked my 'puter down... Re-Impeach Slick Willie!! (Guitar Jammin') Been on Slick's butt since back in Ninety-Three... (Guitar Jammin' to fade) Mudboy Slim RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. It's that simple, folks...MUD 1 Posted on 08/18/2000 08:42:40 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.NEGOTIABLE!!!) BTW...if Slick takes the first swing, a Patriot could whup Slick's arse and the SS will stand by and watch. "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Git 'er DONE, Mr. President...MUD BTW...YO, Donald!! Git a friggin' HAIRCUT!! )B^D>***# "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, R U a vet, dude?! I believe I RECALL that U R...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Actually, MUDZ self-identified as a LESBIAN in a man's body... "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Interesting how the KlownPu$$ies ALWAYS ACCUSE OTHERS of what they are GUILTY of themselves, especially all the homosexuals like these RAT/RINO Obamabot BUTT- Pirates here at LF.com. War is a KNOWN--and admitted--SEXUAL DEVIANT (not that there's anything WRONG with that, RIGHT?!! ) Meguro..check. Willie Green...FLAMER!! Biff Tannen..queer as a 3- dollar BILL!! RATZ like calling out REAL red-blooded American MALES 4 being "tea-baggers" as the "pleasure" each other in their silly little drunk ORGIES wherein there AIN'T a female in the same Zip Code. Like I said, que sera sera...but it's still interesting to note...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, You suck at being a Rap Star.
I'm the infidel... Allah warned you about. كافر المسلح
What does he suck? Donkey dicks?
Not sure about Ol' Mud sucking something Stinky Peter Puff's male family members would suck... BUT, Mud's song lyrics aren't any better than a gangsta rapping shitbag. They suck and barely RHYME.
I'm the infidel... Allah warned you about. كافر المسلح
You suck Gay Island, triggered! Someone should harpoon that fat whale
I'm the infidel... Allah warned you about. كافر المسلح
Wonderful group ! Thanks for posting ! Here's another WARNING TO SNOWFLAKES & WILLIE = OFFENSIVE STAGE BACKDROP Si vis pacem, para bellum Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."Theodore Roosevelt-1907. I am concerned for the security of our great nation; not so much because of any threat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within." -- General Douglas MacArthur
Here's another Skynyrd classic, some classic string bending Si vis pacem, para bellum Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."Theodore Roosevelt-1907. I am concerned for the security of our great nation; not so much because of any threat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within." -- General Douglas MacArthur
Here's two more Skynard classics, to be dedicated to anti drug efforts. Hope everyone enjoys Si vis pacem, para bellum Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."Theodore Roosevelt-1907. I am concerned for the security of our great nation; not so much because of any threat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within." -- General Douglas MacArthur
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) "Bring it ON, U SONS of BITCHES!!" Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, TRUMP U2, DeeCEE!! TRUMP U berry berry much INDEED!! MUDZ33...still. "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, BTW... "Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God." RAP...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Nawww...THIRD WORST...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, FREEEeeeBird...play it purty 4 America...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Obama's gonna fall!! Dem Leftists try to stall... I'm sorry...BO's sorry...Left's sorry...Right's always... Justice is our Right...Third Party calls...the RINOs frown... BO's sorry...Left's sorry... Med'yuh never called!! MUD waited for Left's calls... I'm sorry...Barry's sorry...Left's sorry...Justice's RIGHT!!! Ooooh...Ahhhhh...Ahhhhhhhhh-EEEEE...Ahhhhh-ahhhhhhh-uhhhhh... {end very intensely on Am} Heh heh heh...Mudboy Slim (15 January 2002) "Any Establishment that would have MUD as a member is no Establishment fer me..."...sultan88 Oh yeah...and never forget that... The Inner Machinations of the Mind Remain an Eternal Enigma to...MUD 1 posted on 1/15/2002 4:33:56 AM by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.Negotiable!!) Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Agree with his assessment !
Si vis pacem, para bellum Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."Theodore Roosevelt-1907. I am concerned for the security of our great nation; not so much because of any threat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within." -- General Douglas MacArthur
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Life is GOOD...still, 4 those HOO've earned it, the Afterlife SHALL B Glorious...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Mudboy...ain't nobody's fool... Mudboy...goes about his day... Must FReep...must think...can't sleep...... MUD's Daddy's little boy... Mudboy says, "Wouldn't it be nice... Mudboy Slim (9/18/01) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, ZackLEE...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Prez'dent's slime...Hillary, how he fears her. All Bill's life's been a joke that enrages... Yeah...sing with me, don't shed a tear, FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep until our dream comes true! MUDBOY SLIM FReep On, folks, FReep on!! MUD 1 Posted on 08/15/1999 19:51:44 PDT by Mudboy Slim The Prescient One, indeed...MUD 68 posted on 10/28/2001 4:45:33 AM PST by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I feel ya, buddy...some wives ain't worth DIDDlee, BO...MUD BTW...HOOZ LOU?!! Heh heh heh... "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Something tells me passers-by gave y'all a *fairly* wide birth." Not really...I actually had a few nice conversations with passersby who wondered what we were up to. Some folks looked like a lightbulb might have gone on and said they'd check out freerepublic.com...others, well, I had to say "Have a Nice Day" to a coupla folks who called me a RadicalRightWingWhacko...LOL!! Oh...and I did get included in more than a few family photos, including a nice group of 5-6 folks of some sort of Middle-Eastern descent (all still had relatively heavy accents), and they thanked us for what we were doing. "btw; Landru's PRx for you is as follows... LOL...Mudboy has said previously that I ain't too Slim these days!! /=^D...MUD BTW...I'm thinking about possibly going on a Hunger Strike if'n Ashcroft's DOJ don't INDICT Terry McAuliffe soon. 70 posted on 10/28/2001 7:58:56 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Break-time's over, fellow Freepers, it's time to start taking our Country back! The Left-Wing Media and their hand-puppet, Bill Clinton, will attempt to spin Clinton's PROVABLE TREASON as "Everybody does it!", "It's not so bad, China's our friend", and the Talking Point of the Day, "Plenty of Blame to go Around." DO NOT LET THEM GET AWAY WITH IT!!! Write your Congressmen, send Letters to the Editor of your local paper, call up the talk radio shows, send mass e-mails to everyone you know, boycott those stations (and the companies that support them) who refuse to make this the most important story in this country's history! The EX-President of the United States of America accepted cash donations from our Number One Geopolitical Foe (read "enemy") in exchange for allowing them access to our most sensitive nuclear weapon technology, thereby needlessly endangering the lives of every resident of this great Country. If this ain't TREASON, WHAT THE HELL IS?!!! Sincere FReegards...MUD 80 posted on 10/28/2001 9:04:01 AM by Mudboy Slim Some things NEVER change...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
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(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Simple Man")
Left calls me a redneck, reckon that I am...
But there's things goin' on make me mad down to the core!
I gotta work like a dog...I'm enslaved to DeeCee...
Where crooked politicians sell our Nukes to Chinese,
And I'm madder'n Hell and I ain't gonna take it no more!
Reagan told our kids to, "Just Say No!"
But then Ol' Slick Willie jokes, "Let's have another toke!"
Tells us 'bout his briefs, then laughs while his intern goes down.
Well, if I had my way with this Apostle From Hope,
I'd take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope,
Hang Left by Slick's Lies and MAKE 'EM PAY 'til Ol' Slick steps down!
People done gone thrown their values away,
They're livin' by the "Law of Slick Willie" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it, so I need no more proof...
"A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth."
Bill better watch what he's sayin', Law's closin' in on him,
Can't you Sheeple see it?! Slick's a Felon, MAN!!
But if I ketch somebody breakin' in my house,
I got my 12-gauge shotgun waitin' on the other side!
So don't go a pushin' me against my will,
I don't wanna fight ya but I durn sure will,
So if you don't want trouble you better just pass me on by!
Becuz as far as I'm concerned there ain't no excuse,
For Slick's Rapin', Mad Bombin', and Power Abuse,
But I gotta way to put an end to all that madness...
You just put them Lib'rals back on a boat,
Send 'em all First-class and make sure they don't VOTE,
Send 'em all 'round the world and leave 'em wherever it suits 'em best!
People done gone put their Bibles away...
They livin' by the "Law of Bill Clinton" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it, so I need no more proof,
"A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth!"
Bill better watch what he's sayin', we're closin' in on him...
Right's Hell-bent on Justice...Slick's a Traitor, man!!
Mudboy's bent on Justice, yer Term's Hist'ry, man!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1657. To: holdonnow, JessieLee, JakeyBoy, M.Thatcher, TheRealRush (#1656)
(High Time to INDICT DNC Chairman Terry McAullife!!)
(To be spoken--Johnny Cash-like--over a lonely keyboard version of "Joy to the World")
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1658. To: Ludwig, John, Paul, Ringo, George (#1616)
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Roll Over, Beethoven")
Gonna mail it to my friend, Hannity!!
We're a'rockin' Lib'ral ninnies...
I want Rush Limbaugh to SING!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
Gonna git the BigMan to play!!
While RAT-JournOlists make up news!!
Barack's Treason's Muslim...
Marxist goal's..."Keep killin' the Jews!!"
Ben Dover, Obama!!
The RAT-Messiah's a TOOL!!
I need to sing MUD's Obama Tunes!!
I think Barack's parents were Whiteys...
Wantin' Power 'cuz they were Marxist DUPES!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
Right's whuppin' Left's FOOLish TOOLS!!
Don't need BigGuv'ment...DeeCee's a shark pit!!
BO's a boner...hear Truth on Rush!!
RATS call US "Birthers"...DeeCee loves Marxists!!
BO, Ben Dover...
Ben Dover, Obama...
We're whuppin' Left's FOOLish TOOLS!! Ohh!!
MUD's a singin' you the warnin'...
Don't you tread on Right's Founding Truths!!
Hey diddle diddle...
MUD'll play his fiddle...
Folks must REJECT Left's views!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
And tell Michelle she's a shrew!!
RATS like to beg fer schlop!!
Left's got some KRAAAY-ZEE partners...
Dubyuh really won Iraq!!
Long as patriots fight...
Right's music shall never stop!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
And dig MUD's mystical tunes!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1659. To: Mudboy Slim (#1654)
#1660. To: Cyber-Band, stand watie, keep U.S. Sovereign, EdZep, sauropod, LoneGreenEyeshade, coteblanche (#1657)
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "The Battle of Evermore")
"Respect EX-Prez," we're told...
"Protests shall cease...he's outta Power...
Just leave Ol' Slick alone!!"
DETHRONE THE WHORE!!
Lib'rals kill with great delight...
The Right must fight this War...
Folks, throw down the gauntlet now...
Rest not 'til Slick's ENTOMBED!!
Side-by-side, we'll FReep and fight...
Right shall win this Culture War!! Ohh-oh-ah-oahhhhh...
How far protectin' Slick they'll go!
I'm waitin' fer some Righteous Republicans...
To stand up and Re-Impeach Left's 'HO!!
The Wisdom of the Forefathers told...
"Preserve Equal Justice!!"
Imprison Slick 'cuz Law don't care...
'Tween naif or President...No nooooo!!
Truth shall CONDEMN Left's Blight!!
Lib'rals enslave folks brown and black...
The Med'yuh feeds their dread...ohhhh...
Fear is the Lib'rals' Plight...
Publik-skewl-ignorantized!!!
This World is filled with Good and Bad...
How will our children know?!
Ohh...now...ohh-oh-ohhh...
Bold FReepers taught me so...
Fine time fer an uprise...
RE-IMPEACH THE CHI-COM 'HO!!
The Pain of War cannot exceed...
Waco's burnt stench of Death!!
Our drums shall shake Congressional halls...
Our guitars shall steal Slick's breath!!
Fight on...sing fer our Nation...Fight on...
VOTE RIGHT...the Left shall fall!!
No need for Fear...we'll set things Right...
Our Might'll transform the World!!
Dance with the FReepin' Right...
Sing 'til the mornin' lights!!
History looms...be Strong and Bold...
We'll bring True Justice back!!
Bring it back...
At Guv'ment small and nice.
We have caged The Butcher of Christians...
Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!!
Ahhh...ee-eye-ohhhh...ahhh-ah-ahh...
INDICT Slick...bring it back...then CONVICT...
Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back...
Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW ooh...
Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW SING IT!!
Sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it.....
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1661. To: goldilucky (#1659)
Gracias, mi HERmana...MUD )8^D>
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1662. To: war, Badeye, BOTeye, EYEwitness, SunTzu (#741)
-- Mark Twain
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1663. To: mininggold, A K A Stone, Badeye, mel, Murron, Dakmar, diva besty ross, palo verde, TLBSHOW (#758)
Nawww...you really can't tell by the way he acts...I'm not even sure if he asked his wife to adopt his Judaism. And I've never seen him in a yamulke (although I've worn one a coupla times when my buddies had Bar Mitzvahs...great parties with great (and often interesting) food...LOL!! I did meet Eric's parents one time, though...very unassuming, yet very proud of their son.
(To be sung to Michael Jackson's "We are the World")
When Right heeds our Founders' Call...
When Patriots must come together as ONE!!
LeftWing people LYING!!
NOW it's time to take a stand and FIGHT!!
Elitists MUST now fall!!
Pretending RATS are SANE!!
That BARRY/DIMWIT will soon make a change...
We are all a part of...
God's great big family!!
And MUD's "TRUTH!!"...I know WISDOM'S all we need!!
We are the world...
RATS kill their children!!
We are the ones who make a brighter day...
Folks, DEFEAT Lib'rals!!!
There's a choice we're making...
We're CHOOSING to LIVE RIGHT!!
Seek "TRUTH!!" We'll make a better day...
Just you and MUD!!
So RATS know they OUGHTTA be SCAIR'T!!
And Left's CRIME has been vile Tyranny!!
As MUD has shown YOU by whuppin' up his threads...
Patriots all must lend a helping hand!!
We are the world...
RATS KILL their children!!
We are the ones who make a brighter day...
Let's DEFEAT Lib'rals!!
Righteous choice MUD's making...
RAT -TRAITORS spread RAT-LIES!!
Seek TRUTH!! We'll make a better day...
Just you and MUD!!
There seems no HOPE at all...
But if Right just BELIEVES...
There's no way we can FAIL!!
Well, well, well, well, let us realize...
That true change will only come...
When we stand together as one!!
We are the world...
RATS KILL their children!!
We are the ones who make a brighter day...
Let's DEFEAT Lib'rals!!
Righteous choice MUD's making...
RAT -TRAITORS spread RAT-LIES!!
Seek TRUTH!! We'll make a better day...
Just you and MUD!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1664. To: Murron, mel, Badeye, A K A Stone, palo verde, backhoe, Coral Snake, BorisY, Diva Betsy Ross (#785)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1665. To: hondo68 (#1532)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1666. To: goldilucky, A K A Stone, hondo68, redleghunter, holdonnow, M.Thatcher, Cal, Clinton's a Liar, Angelwood, kristinn, Jim Robinson, quidam (#1659)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1667. To: Fred Mertz, Boris, Becky (#1427)
(To be sung to The Band's "The Weight")
"Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!"
"Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!"
MUD just grinned )=^D and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and...
You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Folks saw MUD's karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side...
MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!"
James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"
Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and...
You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Left fears the Truth...next election is Left's Judgement Day!!
The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make the Leftists[/Med'yuh/Soc'lists] see!!
MUD says, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"
Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and...
Please put the load Right on me!!
Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!"
MUD said, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUD's a Peaceful Man."
He said, "That's Okay, Boy, I sure pray you git that pr**k!!!"
Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and...
Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time...
To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!!
Who sent me here with her FReegards fer everyone!!
Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and...
Just fight Dem 'Ho's, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!
The Prescient One says it's gonna be a Bouncin'BabyBOY!!
By Mudboy Slim (Justice@int.Negotiable!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1668. To: Cyber-Band, ChaseR, Landru, Snow Bunny, FallGuy, kristinn, Clarity, Jim Robinson, BobJ (#1667)
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W.
Washington, D.C. 20500
DE-PENSION. DISBAR. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
(COURT-MARTIAL/CONVICTION FOR TREASON PENDING FURTHER INVESTIGATION.)
The U.S. Senate
The Mass Media
Fellow VRWC Members
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1669. To: All (#1668)
(To be sung to the Four Tops' "If I were a Carpenter...")
Would you label me IGNORANT?! Why'd you label Bush IGNORANT?!!**
Won't you bite me, Medyuh?!!
If I'd SLAUGHTERED Waco's kids...would you still love me?
Ohhhh...considerin' the necks I'd break...don't reckon you'd like me much...
SHAME on you fer Kosovo...SHAME on you fer Waco!!
Boy, now yer dealin' with Justice Time...MUD'll haunt all yer tomorrows!!
If I sang accross this Land...could ya still IGNORE ME?!
I'm tellin' ya, Billie, "RUSH IS GOOD!!"
I'd love you to LOATHE ME!!!
We'll overthrow Vile DemocRATS...
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!!!
If I were the Governor...and you were a lady...
Well, now...would ya deny me, silly wench?! Won'tcha ICE THAT DOWN, BABY!?!
Now, would ya Kiss My Flame? (Would you, Fragile Flame?)
Won'tcha love me, lady?!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1670. To: dwbh, Landru, Paul Cruce (#1669)
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Gimme Back My Bullet")
'Cuz I sing the Hard Line..."Throw Slick Willie in the Clink!!"
But I'll keep on FReepin' like all Patriots do...
Bubba, I got my Band together...gonna ROCK all over you!!
Prison's Right where you belong...
Ain't foolin' 'round, boy...get off Air Force One!!
We're gonna FReep 'til yer reign is done!!
Bite ME, Slick...you Bully!!!
But we'll have Ol' Slick on his knees...gonna force Slick outta town!!
Folks, Slick's leavin' this Game one step ahead of MUD...
And you WILL see Slick IN CHAINS...Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!
Prison's right where Slick belongs!!!
Must cast Bill down...or Equal Justice is DONE...
Nation SHALL rise up...DETHRONE CLINTON!!!
Re-Impeach...then Convict Slick Willie!!
You'd best RESIGN, Billy...
Feds told me to stop...but I am, therefore I FReep!!
Now MUD's got a Band, we're gettin' better every day...
Tell all them Republicans..."Betta got outta our way!!"
Bite ME, Slick...you Bully!!!
Hell is right where you belong!!
You've met yer match, boy, you TREASONOUS SCUM...
Ain't gonna see no more damage done!!
Re-Impeach...then Convict Slick Willie!!!
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
Hint hint...LOL!! I'm on hellUVA taunter, too...=^D!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1671. To: goldilucky, AKA Stone, President Donald John TRUMP (#1659)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1672. To: Fred Mertz (#9)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1673. To: hondo68, and all the HOT but cool CHIX out there (#1652)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Gotta big ol' Johnson RIGHT where my love taco oughtta B...MUD
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1674. To: war, AKA Stone, Fred Mertz, Biff Tannen, meguro, Willie Green, Jhoffa_, buckeroo, TLBSHOW, yankhater, (#0)
"This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1675. To: Mudboy Slim (#1674)
#1676. To: GrandIsland (#1675)
#1677. To: Fred Mertz (#1676)
#1678. To: GrandIsland, Trigglypuff Snowflake (#1675)
#1679. To: hondo68 (#1678)
#1680. To: Mudboy Slim (#1670)
" Lynyrd Skynyrd'"
#1681. To: Mudboy Slim (#1673)
(Edited)
#1682. To: GrandIsland (#1679)
#1683. To: Stoner, goldilucky, A K A Stone (#1682)
but there are others that you're growing into."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1684. To: Stoner (#1682)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1685. To: GrandIsland (#1675)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1686. To: All (#1685)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1687. To: Stoner (#1681)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1688. To: All (#1687)
(T-Mac's-MAX Indictment is Nigh...)
MudCave, Inc. ^ | 15 January 2002
Beware the Ides of MUD | Mudboy Slim
Posted on 1/15/2002 4:33:56 AM by Mudboy Slim
Their Lib'ral mis-directions...are driving RATS insane!!
Our Will shan't bend!! Bad Barry washed away...
The Evil of the Lib'rals...has forced Mudboy to sing.
The wise man wrote his words upon the rocks...
But MUD's not bound to follow suit!!
The Left shall bend...Left's ConDamnation's Nigh!!
If RATS' Treas'nous Crimes YOU Condone...yer choice isn't mine!!
Left's lies and mis-directions are driving US away!!
Then Limbaugh sang...Left's brain-washin' washed away...
Left says that I should "Just Move ON!!"...that Choice isn't mine!!
DNC Chairman Terry McAuliffe is a Dirty, Downright Scoundrel
RatPUNK who needs to be INDICTED fer his crimes!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1689. To: Mudboy Slim (#1686)
#1690. To: Stoner, A K A Stone, sultan88, Landru, jla, AdSimp, cherrybomb88, Angelwood, kristinn (#1689)
It is because we are not the person involved."
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1691. To: goldilucky (#1659)
(To be sung to Jewel's "Fatboy")
Sits there reflectin'...contemplates what to do...
MUD feels anger inside...yet filled with pride.
No...Slim's no Saint...but loathes the one to blame.
Tryin' to think of FReepin' words to say...
Like..."This is just a game I play..."
And..."All shall be okay."
Ohhhh...silent rage...when will folks fan the flames?!
MUD's Mama's pride and joy...
MUD's kids...they love him!!
And MUD's Missuz...she knows him!!!
If we could sing...fer Truth and Life?!"
Then, outthink Left's spin...and INDICT ol' Slick?!!
Ohhh-oh-oh-oh...Truth Shall Reign!!
Someday, you'll feel the same...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1692. To: Stoner (#1689)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1693. To: hondo68, Landru, Paul Cruce, Grampa Dave, ST.Louie1, yankhater, native-american teapartier, Jim Robinson, just amy (#1652)
(To be sung to Aerosmith's "Dream On")
All these lies, but the Truth's gettin' clearer...
Slick Willie's done...
Bill, RESIGN!...You've lied, now be gone...
Isn't that the way? Can anybody trust the foolish words you saayyyyy?
Yeah...I know nobody knows why you strayed, but you must go!
We know Lib'rals believe, those fools ain't gotta clue...they'll learn!!
Bought and sold by Commies from Asia!
You know it's true...
Sliiiickkk...all these crimes lead back to you...
Folks, sing with me, no need to fear,
With all these scandals, Slick'll do ten years [UPDATE: Life!!]!!!
Sing with me, we'll win the day,
No need for sorrow, the Good Lord'll make Bill pay...
Ayy-yeahhh...
Sing for your daughters, make sure Slick hears!!
Sing with me, fight for the day...
Ignore TeeVee polls, the Cru-Man'll put Bill away-ay-ay-ay.
FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep until it's Bill who's screwed!!
FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep on...
Aghhhhhh...
Sing with me, force out these bums...
Sing for our Freedom and sing for our sons!
Sing with me, whaddaya say?
Maybe tomorrow, Bill Clinton'll just go away!
Sing with me, and later next year,
Libs will be slaughtered, destroyed for years!
Sing with me, Mudboy don't play...
Maybe tomorrow, Presidents'll mean what they say!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1694. To: LOUis MESSier, Eeeener, MarK MESSier (#1693)
Things won't get any better so get used to it."
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
BTW2...MarX Eeenerz Bro/Divorce Atty./GrifterING Colleague
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1695. To: GrandIsland, Landru, go9ldilucky, BufordP, Sauropod, Taxman, ironman, BobJ, Paul Cruce, yankhater, AdSimp, jla (#1675)
1000 crunchers twice every day @ the rate of 10 sets x100 reps completed in 10 minutes;
Confine the southern fried chicken to once a month."
But under that layer of fried food and beer, there is a Fightin' Machine of Solid Steel...
And an attitude that keeps folks from challenging MUD in person.
Lucky fer you, I'd say, ManOfLargeTriceps!!
Of course, it'll have to wait until after Thanksgiving...MUDmama makes the best Oyster Stuffin'!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1696. To: Cyber-Band, ChaseR, dwbh, A K A Stone, goldilucky, stoner (#1695)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
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