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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
Author: war
Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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#453. To: Mudboy Slim (#0)
You are completely insane. You know that, right?
Insanity bump
x 2
How's that ass/hole in the ground thing workin' fer you, Nudge?
We respond to him over here. Is it me, Skip, or is it possible that Muddbutt took part in a few too many drug trials?
I don't know. I think eating dirt for years can have the same effect, and he must have named himself Mud for some reason.
Mudbutt is pretty self explanatory isn't it?
Mudboy is wrong on the war. He is right on most of his other conservative positions. You are right on the war. And wrong on most other issues. I am right on every issue.
Kinda pathetic how long this attack thread is.
As the editor I was thinking of something like "The Wisdom of Mudboy Slim"
Add a question mark at the end and I think you've got it.
Anything questioning whether he actually has it or impyling a lack of evidence thereunto is fine...but as an open ended statement it loses what this thread was about...
Mud is a complete fucking retard. I don't like seeing his name and the word 'wisdom' in the same sentence.
Good point. Let's change it to "Delusions" and drop the question mark.
Yes, good idea...let's create 500-post threads about all the "complete f***ing retards" we know...LOL!! I'll start..."Barry Hussein Soetoro Obama" is a "complete f***ing retard"!! And you Marxist RAT-punks treat his words as if they are manna from the Messiah...ROFLMAO!! Yer a buncha braindead RAT-minions following the "Retard-in-Chief" slavishly...I wonder why? Could it be becuz yer beholden to an ever-expanding Federal Leviathan? As we all know by now, war has been a ward of the state fer pretty much his entire life...what's yer excuse, Skippy? Are you a low-level Federal bureaucRAT with a make-work, worthless job that allows you to sponge off Big Guv'ment? And Abu...lemme guess...you and yer daughters are on public assistance and you beg fer yer scraps 'cuz you think living off yer neighbors is yer RIGHT as a lazy, deadbeat American, correct? You RAT-whores are sooo easy to figger out...MUD
Amen, bro'
Exactly...the only question is whether or not the particular Obamabot FAINTS at the very sight of the RAT-Messiah...LOL!! And they have the temerity to call non-Obamabots "retards"...MUD
499...
Five hunnerd...MUD
Are you a fan of Mike Church on Sirius/XM?
I've yet to have the pleasure...I'm still sorta lo-tech with my AM radio. Where's Church broadcast from? Does he have a website I could check out? Regards...MUD
He's Cajun - so I think he might broadcast from N'awlins. He's about the only purely states rights national talker that I've heard - he comes on Sirius @ 10am daily. (XM carries him too, but I'm not sure of the time) He uses the term "federal leviathan" frequently - which is why your tagline reminded me of him. http://mikechurch.com/
Ol' Sammy Clemons shore 'nuff was a wise one...MUD
You're ability to come across as a complete moron no matter what you post continues to amaze me. What part of the south are you from again? I'd like to check the inbreeding statistics for your area.
Emporia, Kansas...MUD
Strange. My father in law is from Kansas, but he talks like a normal person.
The thought that MUD is a retard really does explain everything quite satisfactorily.
Stands to reason the "retarded mentality" makes sense to you given your retard cement skulled frame of reference.
Yep...says a whole lot about Abu's perspective, doesn't it? Regards...MUD
This turd has another thread circle jerking to his retard crew about yukon. This idiocy sure beats having a job in the "minds" of these losers.
This idiocy sure beats having a job in the "minds" of these losers. Poor little cop impersonating baby..... he stole your tactics from you. Little heifer girl is now big cowgirl and twice as mean.
The self assessment you provided is nice...but.....I'll still refer to you as the resident tweaker truck stop thrill ride ho bag you are:)
The data don't lie about your supposed cop job. Did you ever do any time for that one? Or get beat up by a real cop, since they hate impersonators. LOLOL
Hmmmmm...do you somehow think I need to defend/prove/explain myself to the likes of you, Nurse Ratchet? BBBBWWWWAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!hole yer breath on that one:)
"Rockin' Cave!!" Hang around, silly BO!! Folks, Mudboy's home again... Vote NOW, Patriots!! Folks, Mudboy's home again... Hear our sounds, feel our joy... Folks, Mudboy's home again... Right must hear Founders, "Save Liberty!!" Mudboy Slim (28 February 2010)...)8^D!!
"Rockin' Cave!!" Hang around, silly BO!! Folks, Mudboy's home again... Vote NOW, Patriots!! Folks, Mudboy's home again... Hear our sounds, feel our joy... Folks, Mudboy's home again... Right must heed Founders, "Save Liberty!!" Mudboy Slim (28 February 2010)...)8^D!!
"Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Q: What did he say when saw them coming over the hill wearing sunglasses? (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Tarzan really is STOOOPID like a Lib'ral RAT/RINO...belch!!
"Whahhh?!!" Title: Janice R. Brown's "A Whiter Shade of Pale" Source: Janice Rogers Brown's "A Whiter Shade of Pale" URL Source: http://www.constitution.org/col/jrb/00420_jrb_fedsoc.htm Published: Jul 2, 2005 Author: Janice Rogers Brown Post Date: 2005-07-02 03:42:14 by Mudboy Slim Comments: 94 Janice Rogers Brown's "A Whiter Shade of Pale" "A Whiter Shade of Pale": Sense and Nonsense — The Pursuit of Perfection in Law and Politics Speech of Janice Rogers Brown, Associate Justice, California Supreme Court The Federalist Society University of Chicago Law School April 20, 2000, Thursday 12:15 p.m. Thank you. I want to thank Mr. Schlangen (fondly known as Charlie to my secretary) for extending the invitation and the Federalist Society both for giving me my first opportunity to visit the City of Chicago and for being, as Mr. Schlangen assured me in his letter of invitation, "a rare bastion (nay beacon) of conservative and libertarian thought." That latter notion made your invitation well-nigh irresistible. There are so few true conservatives left in America that we probably should be included on the endangered species list. That would serve two purposes: Demonstrating the great compassion of our government and relegating us to some remote wetlands habitat where — out of sight and out of mind — we will cease being a dissonance in collectivist concerto of the liberal body politic. In truth, they need not banish us to the gulag. We are not much of a threat, lacking even a coherent language in which to state our premise. [I should pause here to explain the source of the title to this discussion. Unless you are a very old law student, you probably never heard of "A Whiter Shade of Pale."] "A Whiter Shade of Pale" is an old (circa 1967) Procol Harum song, full of nonsensical lyrics, but powerfully evocative nonetheless. Here's a sample: "We skipped the light fandango turned cartwheels cross the floor I was feeling kinda seasick but the crowd called out for more. The room was humming harder as the ceiling flew away. When we called out for another drink the waiter brought a tray." There is something about this that forcibly reminds me of our current political circus. The last verse is even better. "If music be the food of love then laughter is its queen and likewise if behind is in front then dirt in truth is clean...." Sound familiar? Of course Procol Harum had an excuse. These were the 60's after all, and the lyrics were probably drug induced. What's our excuse? One response might be that we are living in a world where words have lost their meaning. This is certainly not a new phenomenon. It seems to be an inevitable artifact of cultural disintegration. Thucydides lamented the great changes in language and life that succeeded the Pelopennesian War; Clarendon and Burke expressed similar concerns about the political transformations of their own time. It is always a disorienting experience for a member of the old guard when the entire understanding of the old world is uprooted. As James Boyd White expresses it: "[I]n this world no one would see what he sees, respond as he responds, speak as he speaks,"1 and living in that world means surrender to the near certainty of central and fundamental changes within the self. "One cannot maintain forever one's language and judgment against the pressures of a world that works in different ways," for we are shaped by the world in which we live.2 This is a fascinating subject which we do not have time to explore more thoroughly. Suffice it to say that this phenomenon accounts for much of the near hysterical tone of current political discourse. Our problems, however, seem to go even deeper. It is not simply that the same words don't have the same meanings; in our lifetime, words are ceasing to have any meaning. The culture of the word is being extinguished by the culture of the camera. Politicians no longer have positions they have photo-ops. To be or not to be is no longer the question. The question is: how do you feel. Writing 50 years ago, F.A. Hayek warned us that a centrally planned economy is "The Road to Serfdom."3 He was right, of course; but the intervening years have shown us that there are many other roads to serfdom. In fact, it now appears that human nature is so constituted that, as in the days of empire all roads led to Rome; in the heyday of liberal democracy, all roads lead to slavery. And we no longer find slavery abhorrent. We embrace it. We demand more. Big government is not just the opiate of the masses. It is the opiate. The drug of choice for multinational corporations and single moms; for regulated industries and rugged Midwestern farmers and militant senior citizens. It is my thesis today that the sheer tenacity of the collectivist impulse — whether you call it socialism or communism or altruism — has changed not only the meaning of our words, but the meaning of the Constitution, and the character of our people. Government is the only enterprise in the world which expands in size when its failures increase. Aaron Wildavsky gives a credible account of this dynamic. Wildavsky notes that the Madisonian world has gone "topsy turvy" as factions, defined as groups "activated by some common interest adverse to the rights of other citizens or to the permanent and aggregate interests of the community,"4 have been transformed into sectors of public policy. "Indeed," says Wildavsky, "government now pays citizens to organize, lawyers to sue, and politicians to run for office. Soon enough, if current trends continue, government will become self-contained, generating (apparently spontaneously) the forces to which it responds."5 That explains how, but not why. And certainly not why we are so comfortable with that result. America's Constitution provided an 18th Century answer to the question of what to do about the status of the individual and the mode of government. Though the founders set out to establish good government "from reflection and choice,"6 they also acknowledged the "limits of reason as applied to constitutional design,"7 and wisely did not seek to invent the world anew on the basis of abstract principle; instead, they chose to rely on habits, customs, and principles derived from human experience and authenticated by tradition. "The Framers understood that the self-interest which in the private sphere contributes to welfare of society — both in the sense of material well-being and in the social unity engendered by commerce — makes man a knave in the public sphere, the sphere of politics and group action. It is self-interest that leads individuals to form factions to try to expropriate the wealth of others through government and that constantly threatens social harmony."8 Collectivism sought to answer a different question: how to achieve cosmic justice — sometimes referred to as social justice — a world of social and economic equality. Such an ambitious proposal sees no limit to man's capacity to reason. It presupposes a community can consciously design not only improved political, economic, and social systems but new and improved human beings as well. The great innovation of this millennium was equality before the law. The greatest fiasco — the attempt to guarantee equal outcomes for all people. Tom Bethell notes that the security of property — a security our Constitution sought to ensure — had to be devalued in order for collectivism to come of age. The founders viewed private property as "the guardian of every other right."9 But, "by 1890 we find Alfred Marshall, the teacher of John Maynard Keynes making the astounding claim that the need for private property reaches no deeper than the qualities of human nature."10 A hundred years later came Milton Friedman's laconic reply: " 'I would say that goes pretty deep.'"11 In between, came the reign of socialism. "Starting with the formation of the Fabian Society and ending with the fall of the Berlin Wall, its ambitious project was the reformation of human nature. Intellectuals visualized a planned life without private property, mediated by the New Man."12 He never arrived. As John McGinnis persuasively argues: "There is simply a mismatch between collectivism on any large and enduring scale and our evolved nature. As Edward O. Wilson, the world's foremost expert on ants, remarked about Marxism, 'Wonderful theory. Wrong species.'"13 Ayn Rand similarly attributes the collectivist impulse to what she calls the "tribal view of man."14 She notes, "[t]he American philosophy of the Rights of Man was never fully grasped by European intellectuals. Europe's predominant idea of emancipation consisted of changing the concept of man as a slave to the absolute state embodied by the king, to the concept of man as the slave of the absolute state as embodied by 'the people' — i.e., switching from slavery to a tribal chieftain into slavery to the tribe."15 Democracy and capitalism seem to have triumphed. But, appearances can be deceiving. Instead of celebrating capitalism's virtues, we offer it grudging acceptance, contemptuous tolerance but only for its capacity to feed the insatiable maw of socialism. We do not conclude that socialism suffers from a fundamental and profound flaw. We conclude instead that its ends are worthy of any sacrifice — including our freedom. Revel notes that Marxism has been "shamed and ridiculed everywhere except American universities" but only after totalitarian systems "reached the limits of their wickedness."16 "Socialism concentrated all the wealth in the hands of an oligarchy in the name of social justice, reduced peoples to misery in the name of shar[ed] resources, to ignorance in the name of science. It created the modern world's most inegalitarian societies in the name of equality, the most vast network of concentration camps ever built [for] the defense of liberty."17 Revel warns: "The totalitarian mind can reappear in some new and unexpected and seemingly innocuous and indeed virtuous form. [¶]... [I]t ... will [probably] put itself forward under the cover of a generous doctrine, humanitarian, inspired by a concern for giving the disadvantaged their fair share, against corruption, and pollution, and 'exclusion.'"18 Of course, given the vision of the American Revolution just outlined, you might think none of that can happen here. I have news for you. It already has. The revolution is over. What started in the 1920's; became manifest in 1937; was consolidated in the 1960's; is now either building to a crescendo or getting ready to end with a whimper. At this moment, it seems likely leviathan will continue to lumber along, picking up ballast and momentum, crushing everything in its path. Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates, and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible. But what if anything does this have to do with law? Quite a lot, I think. In America, the national conversation will probably always include rhetoric about the rule of law. I have argued that collectivism was (and is) fundamentally incompatible with the vision that undergirded this country's founding. The New Deal, however, inoculated the federal Constitution with a kind of underground collectivist mentality. The Constitution itself was transmuted into a significantly different document. In his famous, all too famous, dissent in Lochner, Justice Holmes wrote that the "constitution is not intended to embody a particular economic theory, whether of paternalism and the organic relation of the citizen to the State or of laissez faire."19 Yes, one of the greatest (certainly one of the most quotable) jurists this nation has ever produced; but in this case, he was simply wrong. That Lochner dissent has troubled me — has annoyed me — for a long time and finally I understand why. It's because the framers did draft the Constitution with a surrounding sense of a particular polity in mind, one based on a definite conception of humanity. In fact as Professor Richard Epstein has said, Holmes's contention is "not true of our [ ] [Constitution], which was organized upon very explicit principles of political theory."20 It could be characterized as a plan for humanity "after the fall." There is nothing new, of course, in the idea that the framers did not buy into the notion of human perfectibility. And the document they drafted and the nation adopted in 1789 is shot through with provisions that can only be understood against the supposition that humanity's capacity for evil and tyranny is quite as real and quite as great as its capacity for reason and altruism. Indeed, as noted earlier, in politics, the framers may have envisioned the former tendency as the stronger, especially in the wake of the country's experience under the Articles of Confederation. The fear of "factions," of an "encroaching tyranny"; the need for ambition to counter ambition"; all of these concerns identified in the Federalist Papers have stratagems designed to defend against them in the Constitution itself. We needed them, the framers were convinced, because "angels do not govern"; men do. It was a quite opposite notion of humanity, of its fundamental nature and capacities, that animated the great concurrent event in the West in 1789 — the revolution in France. Out of that revolutionary holocaust — intellectually an improbable melding of Rousseau with Descartes — the powerful notion of abstract human rights was born. At the risk of being skewered by historians of ideas, I want to suggest that the belief in and the impulse toward human perfection, at least in the political life of a nation, is an idea whose arc can be traced from the Enlightenment, through the Terror, to Marx and Engels, to the Revolutions of 1917 and 1937. The latter date marks the triumph of our own socialist revolution. All of these events were manifestations of a particularly skewed view of human nature and the nature of human reason. To the extent the Enlightenment sought to substitute the paradigm of reason for faith, custom or tradition, it failed to provide rational explanation of the significance of human life. It thus led, in a sort of ultimate irony, to the repudiation of reason and to a full-fledged flight from truth — what Revel describes as "an almost pathological indifference to the truth."21 There were obviously urgent economic and social reasons driving not only the political culture but the constitutional culture in the mid-1930's — though it was actually the mistakes of governments (closed borders, high tariffs, and other protectionist measures) that transformed a "momentary breakdown into an international cataclysm."22 The climate of opinion favoring collectivist social and political solutions had a worldwide dimension. Politically, the belief in human perfectibility is another way of asserting that differences between the few and the many can, over time, be erased. That creed is a critical philosophical proposition underlying the New Deal. What is extraordinary is the way that thesis infiltrated and effected American constitutionalism over the next three-quarters of a century. Its effect was not simply to repudiate, both philosophically and in legal doctrine, the framers' conception of humanity, but to cut away the very ground on which the Constitution rests. Because the only way to come to terms with an enduring Constitution is to believe that the human condition is itself enduring. For complex reasons, attempts to impose a collectivist political solution in the United States failed. But, the political failure was of little practical concern, in a way that is oddly unappreciated, that same impulse succeeded within the judiciary, especially in the federal high court. The idea of abstract rights, government entitlements as the most significant form of property, is well suited to conditions of economic distress and the emergence of a propertyless class. But the economic convulsions of the late 1920's and early 1930's passed away; the doctrinal underpinnings of West Coast Hotel and the "switch in time" did not. Indeed, over the next half century it consumed much of the classical conception of the Constitution. So secure were the intellectual underpinnings of the constitutional revolution, so self-evident the ambient cultural values of the policy elite who administered it, that the object of the high court's jurisprudence was largely devoted to the construction of a system for ranking the constitutional weight to be given contending social interests. In the New Deal/Great Society era, a rule that was the polar opposite of the classical era of American law reigned. A judicial subjectivity whose very purpose was to do away with objective gauges of constitutionality, with universal principles, the better to give the judicial priesthood a free hand to remake the Constitution. After a handful of gross divisions reflecting the hierarchy of the elite's political values had been drawn (personal vs. economic rights, for example), the task was to construct a theoretical system, not of social or cultural norms, but of abstract constitutional weight a given interest merits — strict or rational basis scrutiny. The rest, the identification of underlying, extraconstitutional values, consisted of judicial tropes and a fortified rhetoric. Protection of property was a major casualty of the Revolution of 1937. The paradigmatic case, written by that premiere constitutional operative, William O. Douglas, is Williamson v. Lee Optical.23 The court drew a line between personal rights and property rights or economic interests, and applied two different constitutional tests. Rights were reordered and property acquired a second class status.24 If the right asserted was economic, the court held the Legislature could do anything it pleased. Judicial review for alleged constitutional infirmities under the due process clause was virtually nonexistent. On the other hand, if the right was personal and "fundamental," review was intolerably strict. "From the Progressive era to the New Deal, [ ] property was by degrees ostracized from the company of rights.25 Something new, called economic rights, began to supplant the old property rights. This change, which occurred with remarkably little fanfare, was staggeringly significant. With the advent of "economic rights," the original meaning of rights was effectively destroyed. These new "rights" imposed obligations, not limits, on the state. It thus became government's job not to protect property but, rather, to regulate and redistribute it. And, the epic proportions of the disaster which has befallen millions of people during the ensuing decades has not altered our fervent commitment to statism. The words of Judge Alex Kozinski, written in 1991, are not very encouraging." 'What we have learned from the experience of Eastern Europe and the Soviet Union ... is that you need capitalism to make socialism work.' In other words, capitalism must produce what socialism is to distribute."26 Are the signs and portents any better at the beginning of a new century? Has the constitutional Zeitgeist that has reigned in the United States since the beginning of the Progressive Era come to its conclusion? And if it has, what will replace it? I wish I knew the answer to these questions. It is true — in the words of another old song: "There's something happening here. What it is ain't exactly clear."27 The oracles point in all directions at once. Political polls suggest voters no longer desire tax cuts. But, taxpayers who pay the largest proportion of taxes are now a minority of all voters. On the other hand, until last term the Supreme Court held out the promising possibility of a revival of what might be called Lochnerism-lite in a trio of cases — Nollan, Dolan, and Lucas, Those cases offered a principled but pragmatic means-end standard of scrutiny under the takings clause. But there are even deeper movements afoot. Tectonic plates are shifting and the resulting cataclysm may make 1937 look tame. Lionel Tiger, in a provocative new book called The Decline of Males, posits a brilliant and disturbing new paradigm. He notes we used to think of a family as a man, a woman, and a child. Now, a remarkable new family pattern has emerged which he labels "bureaugamy." A new trinity: a woman, a child, and a bureaucrat."28 Professor Tiger contends that most, if not all, of the gender gap that elected Bill Clinton to a second term in 1996 is explained by this phenomenon. According to Tiger, women moved in overwhelming numbers to the Democratic party as the party most likely to implement policies and programs which will support these new reproductive strategies. Professor Tiger is not critical of these strategies. He views this trend as the triumph of reproduction over production; the triumph of Darwinism over Marxism; and he advocates broad political changes to accommodate it. Others do not see these changes as quite so benign or culturally neutral. Jacques Barzan finds the Central Western notion of emancipation has been devalued. It has now come to mean that "nothing stands in the way of every wish."29 The result is a decadent age — an era in which "there are no clear lines of advance"; "when people accept futility and the absurd as normal[,] the culture is decadent."30 Stanley Rosen defines "our present crisis as a fatigue induced by ... accumulated decisions of so many revolutions."31 He finds us, in the spirit of Pascal, knowing "too much to be ignorant and too little to be wise."32 I will close with a story I like a lot. It's a true story. It happened on June 10, 1990. A British Airways jet bound for Malaga, Spain, took off from Birmingham, England. It was expected to be a routine flight. As the jet climbed through the 23,000-foot level, there was a loud bang; the cockpit windshield directly in front of the captain blew out. The sudden decompression sucked Captain Lancaster out of his seatbelt and into the hole left by the windscreen. A steward who happened to be in the cockpit managed to snag the captain's feet as he hurtled past. Another steward rushed onto the flight deck, strapped himself into the captain's chair and, helped by other members of the crew, clung with all his strength to the captain. The slipstream was so fierce, they were unable to drag the pilot back into the plane. His clothing was ripped from his body. With Lancaster plastered against the nose of the jet, the co-pilot donned an oxygen mask and flew the plane to Southampton —approximately 15 minutes away — and landed safely. The captain had a fractured elbow, wrist and thumb; a mild case of frostbite, but was otherwise unharmed. We find ourselves, like the captain, in a situation that is hopeless but not yet desperate. The arcs of history, culture, philosophy, and science all seem to be converging on this temporal instant. Familiar arrangements are coming apart; valuable things are torn from our hands, snatched away by the decompression of our fragile ark of culture. But, it is too soon to despair. The collapse of the old system may be the crucible of a new vision. We must get a grip on what we can and hold on. Hold on with all the energy and imagination and ferocity we possess. Hold on even while we accept the darkness. We know not what miracles may happen; what heroic possibilities exist. We may be only moments away from a new dawn. WE NEED THIS LADY ON THE SUPREME COURT!! Regards...MUD
Quoting FA Hayek and Procol Harem? Oh dear, what next! Judge Andrew Napalatano just spent an hour at Trump Tower discussing the qualities of a good SCOTUS justice..... libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=49066
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Oh YEAH?! Well...FU*K U2, then ROTATE COUNTER-clockWIZE!! THRICE...MUD )8^D!!
And 4 the LOVE of Pete...BRUSH YER FRickin' TEETH, bitch...U gotz the ZACKleeEEZ!!
MUD, youse gotz T'REE types of WOMYN...U gotz yer CHIX...and all CHIX are STOOOPID!! Then, MUD, youse gotz yer DAMEZ...and Dem-OKrat DAMEZ are even STOOOPIDer!! And then, Mr. Slim, youse gotz yer BOIDZ...and dems duh ones ya want 2 BOINK!! ANY HOT boidz out there?! MUDZ gittin' HORNY/ornery...MUD )8^D!!
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Heh heh heh...MUD
Fight Tyranny...Bold Warriors of The Right!! We must ignore the Media Whore'd, they sold out long ago... Right's winning...the Truth shall come to light!! Slick, watch my dreams come true!! Bill, your crimes condemn you...Slick, we will soon judge... (Reprise) Ignore the Left's protests...They love Slick 'cuz RATS love Liars! Come join our Righteous Fight!! FReegards...MUD Mudboy Slim posted on 2005-07-07
"Black XXXII" Amendment IX. Amendment X. Amendment XI. Out on the road, I've been thinking all day about starting a thread talkin' 'bout Amendments IX and X, but when I pulled up XI and figgered that was relevant as well. IMHO, the whole Roe v. Wade debate is a smokescreen fer the RATZ/RINOZ...heck, most folks I know--Right or Left--don't like slicin' and dicin' third-trimester unborns, but the Left is using Abortion to keep Originalists off the Supreme Court!! Just look at the 9th and 10th Amendments...no way a fair-minded judge can make the argument that we are honoring these last two bulwarks from the Bill of Rights!! This is a debate that we must now endeavor to have...Originalists should be the ONLY candidates fer nomination to the SCOTUS if Donald Trump is gonna honor his campaign promise to nominate candidates like Scalia and Thomas!! Heck, that's why many Trump voters cast their ballots as they did!! Regards...MUD
It's a place your children dream of, where great men once led the free... Well, Clinton's been a damned disgrace, spy stories all ring true... "Treason and high crimes don't matter!" (Guitar Jammin') Those who don't fight Evil find their souls have been sold cheap... Treason and High Crimes will be proved... (Mo' Guitar Jammin' to Fade) Mudboy Slim (08/18/2000)
What good am I...if I'm like all the rest? Why, tell me why...won't the Press tell the Truth? What good am I...if I fail to FReep?! Do I tell my kids...that Dad failed the FRee?! What good am I...if I bless foolish things? Mudboy Slim (08/03/2000)
Left may think we're foolish... Bill Clinton desecrates his Bible... Now some folks say MUDZ too BOLD... (Fade to finish...) Mudboy Slim Mudboy Slim posted on 2005-07-11 16:11:03 ET
All of Greg's FRiends came to see him last night... Ignore Left's spin...the Medyuh fools retards!! FReepers love Rush and Sean Hannity's vibe... Yes, Greg knew Obenshain...Warner's Judgement Day!! You FReepers should know...ModSquad FReepers ain't fair!! Mudboy Slim (3 June 2005) BTW..."Black XXXII"
Umm...hmmm...um........um hmmmm... Right don't change... (Cool guitar jammin'...) I wonder how much you love bein' FRee... (MUD on harmonica, sweet guitar playin' by the Big Man) Listen to me!! Mudboy Slim (25 April 2005)
Mudboy Slim, you never fail to amaze me with your parodies.
-- J.R.R. Tolkien (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Gawwd-damned ELVES...MUD)8^D!!>====***
Heh heh heh...Libertarianism ROX...only with borders, tho...MUD
Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!! Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!! These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!! FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!! God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!! (ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...MUD on pie- anny) Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?! And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight... FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!! FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!! Mudboy Slim (04/09/2003)
Muslims...my FRiends... Allah...is innocent...yeah... (Haunting keyboard solo) So...daughters, gently sleep... 'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls... FReegards...MUD BTW...MUD has often been described as having many desirable Jedi traits...LOL!! )8^D***!! 3 posted on 09/18/2001
If I could sing my songs from my heart... I said, "I know we're gonna rock 'n roll...we're the RightWing!! If Right would shift the fight fer folks' hearts... I said, "I know we're gonna rock then roll...we're the RightWing!!" (Kewel guitar jammin' interlude) I said, "I know Right's gonna rock then roll, 'cuz Right's fightin'!!" Mudboy Slim (19 July 2005)
Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah... Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!" 'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'... I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken... (CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars) Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!! I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken... (Mo' funky guitar) WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!! Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... Mudboy Slim (06/12/2003) BTW..."Black XXXII"
"Common Core is EVIL RAT-krap ATHEISM!!" (BREITBART) “Lies” were responsible for the electoral success of Donald Trump and Brexit, and the role of teachers is to push students towards “progressive rebellion”, according to a piece in this week’s TES. Writing in the weekly magazine for educators, which was formerly known as the Times Educational Supplement, Oliver Beach called victories for populism at the ballot box last year “frightening” and said teachers must counter the “post- truth” climate from which he claims they resulted. Beach, who appeared on the BBC show ‘Tough Young Teachers’ before quitting the profession, cites “post-truth politics” as “the most frightening development” of the last year." ABOLISH the Federal Department of Education and IMPRISON ITS LEADERSHIP!! Quite sincerely...MUD
Dittos...MUD "There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people." "I am concerned for the security of our great nation; not so much because of any threat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within." RATZ and RINOZ are the BANE of American Greatness...FIRE THEM ALL NOW!! And eliminate their Federal Pensions...PERIOD!! The DeeCee Bureaucracy is PURE, unadulterated EVIL incarnate...MUD Stoner posted on 2017-01-10 16:18:53 ET
ROFLMAO...Gotta LOVE IT!! Utmost Regards, STONE, sir...MUD
He is going to perform it at for Trumps Inauguration. Here is another I stumbled upon.
Yes, STONE, MUD did this to the MUDcave three years ago, when Terry McAuliffe was running 4 Governor of Virginny. Sow Sayeth the Word of...MUD
Heh heh heh...First Amendment ROX...MUD
Zackley...MUD
Baa...baa...baa...baa...baa... What do you get fer pretendin' The Danger's Not Real?!! [The Lib'rals Prayer] But Knowledge Shall Releaseth thy Soul... Writing and singing, MUD'll pounce on DemRATZ with a SCREEEEEEEEEAM!! Have you heard the News?!! Heh heh heh...SlixMUDZbi+C#!! Mudboy Slim (7/26/98)
"Have a great game!!" I did, but my Wahoos collapsed at the end, unfortunately. I've had season tickets for quite awhile and I cannot recall the fans being quite as riled up as we were for this game...although I heard it was like this when we upset Florida State in '95. Place was packed and it was special because I brought both my kids and Jake--my three-year-old--was simply enthralled with the "gazillion people"...LOL!! The Missuz was feeling a bit under the weather so my parents and I took the kids so Mommy could catch up on some rest. Funny little story...one of my best friends from college was supposed to go but backed out at the last minute and now I know why. His father is a huge DemocRAT Donor and very much behind Mark Warner's ill-fated bid fer Governor (Earley 60%- Warner 35%...SITYS!!)...well, my buddy had told me that his dad was going to be in the Wachovia Luxury Box with Douglas Wilder (Louis--my buddy's Ol' Man--was Governor Wilder's Number One contributor when he had won that race and Mark Warner was Wilder's Campaign Manager) and, possibly, Mark Warner was gonna be there as well. Anyway, I left my parents watching the kids for a few minutes and ventured over to try to sneak into the Wachovia box and stir up some trouble...LOL!! Security's extremely tight, so I knock on the door to the Luxury Box Concourse and give them a schpiel about my friend not being able to make it to the game but my needing to speak to Louis. Next, some DemocRAT Press Manager comes out to talk to me and I smooth-talk him into runnin' and fetchin' Louis...LOL!! Well, Louis comes out and greets me as an old friend--he's an Architect/Developer, too, and I used to work for him--and I thought I'd about had him snowed enough to let me in the Wachovia Box when I let him know of my intentions for visiting said box, "Louis, I heard y'all got a bunch of high- falootin' Lib'ral DemocRATS in there and I just wanted to razz 'em a bit!!" Louis says, "Mudboy, yer a Republican?!" I said, "Hell yeah, Ol' Man, you'll never catch me voting or contributing to the campaign of one of them there Socialist Big Guv'ment Whores!! Tell me the TRUTH, you got Doug Wilder in there, don'tcha?! Can I join the Party?!" Louis guffawed and said, "I'm not letting you in, MUD!!" to which I bellicosely replied, "What'cha SCAIRT of?!" He said simply, as he patted me on the back and headed back into the Luxury Box Concourse, "You, Mudboy, YOU!!" I was grinnin' like a Cheshire Cat all the way back to my MUCH BETTER seats!! )8^D***!!...MUD 389 posted on 10/21/2001 2:41:16 AM by Mudboy Slim Heh heh heh...MUD
Hildabeast, yer soul's empty... Girl, my band you can trust... Folks, it's OUR country and socialism ain't US!! Oh won’t you stay just a little bit longer? Girl, yer vile hubby don’t mind... Mudboy Slim (5 June 2008)
Incredible lyrics, Mudboy Slim!
DAMN straight...MUD
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#456. To: war (#453)
You are completely insane. You know that, right?
#457. To: Abu el Banat (#456)
#458. To: Mudboy Slim (#457)
BTW...how's all that Hopey/Changey stuff workin' fer ya, Obamabot?! LOL!!
#459. To: Skip Intro (#458)
#475. To: war (#459)
Is it me, Skip, or is it possible that Muddbutt took part in a few too many drug trials?
#476. To: Skip Intro (#475)
(Edited)
I think eating dirt for years can have the same effect, and he must have named himself Mud for some reason.
#478. To: war, mudboy slim (#476)
Mudbutt is pretty self explanatory isn't it?
#482. To: A K A Stone (#478)
#484. To: Badeye (#482)
#489. To: A K A Stone (#484)
As the editor I was thinking of something like "The Wisdom of Mudboy Slim"
#490. To: Skip Intro, A K A Stone (#489)
Add a question mark at the end and I think you've got it.
#491. To: war (#490)
#492. To: Abu el Banat, A K A Stone (#491)
Mud is a complete fucking retard. I don't like seeing his name and the word 'wisdom' in the same sentence.
#495. To: Skip Intro, Daddy of Daughters, war (#492)
(Edited)
"Mud is a complete fucking retard."
#496. To: Mudboy Slim (#495)
Yer a buncha braindead RAT-minions following the "Retard-in-Chief" slavishly...I wonder why? Could it be becuz yer beholden to an ever-expanding Federal Leviathan? As we all know by now, war has been a ward of the state fer pretty much his entire life...what's yer excuse, Skippy? Are you a low-level Federal bureaucRAT with a make-work, worthless job that allows you to sponge off Big Guv'ment? And Abu...lemme guess...you and yer daughters are on public assistance and you beg fer yer scraps 'cuz you think living off yer neighbors is yer RIGHT as a lazy, deadbeat American, correct?
#498. To: Get Outta Dodge! (#496)
"Obammy sez it
I believes it
an' that settles it!"
#499. To: All (#498)
#500. To: All (#499)
#501. To: Mudboy Slim (#500)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#505. To: Get Outta Dodge! (#501)
"Are you a fan of Mike Church on Sirius/XM?"
#508. To: Mudboy Slim (#505)
I've yet to have the pleasure...I'm still sorta lo-tech with my AM radio. Where's Church broadcast from? Does he have a website I could check out?
#528. To: Get Outta Dodge!, A K A Stone, war (#508)
"In the beginning of a change, the Patriot is a scarce man, brave, hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a Patriot." – Mark Twain
#532. To: Mudboy Slim (#528)
Ol' Sammy Clemons shore 'nuff was a wise one...MUD
#533. To: Skip Intro (#532)
"What part of the south are you from again?"
#536. To: Mudboy Slim (#533)
Emporia, Kansas...MUD
#538. To: Skip Intro (#536)
Strange. My father in law is from Kansas, but he talks like a normal person.
#543. To: Abu el Banat, Mudboy Slim (#538)
The thought that MUD is a retard really does explain everything quite satisfactorily.
#546. To: e_type_jag (#543)
#550. To: Mudboy Slim (#546)
Yep...says a whole lot about Abu's perspective, doesn't it?
#554. To: e_type_jag (#550)
(Edited)
This turd has another thread circle jerking to his retard crew about yukon.
#555. To: mininggold (#554)
Little heifer girl is now big cowgirl and twice as mean.
#556. To: e_type_jag (#555)
The self assessment you provided is nice...but.....I'll still refer to you as the resident tweaker truck stop thrill ride ho bag you are:)
#557. To: mininggold (#556)
#562. To: e_type_jag, mininggold, Fred Mertz, TLBSHOW, A K A Stone (#557)
(To be sung to the Band's "Rockin' Chair")
Don't you raise RATS' wails anymore?!
That's fer sure...Right's spent our whole lives achievin'!!
Cap'n's pushin' age seventy three...
Cave's the only MUD place singin' "Liberty!!"
Down in old Virginny!!
With my very best friends...
We're singin', "RATS are silly!!"
We're spreadin' TRUTH, RATS say, "Patriots are WEIRD!!"
Right's gonna sweep away all of Left's fears...
Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave shall be laid bare!!
OUR HEARTS' gonna WHUP Dem Marxist TOOLS!!
It's true...and I believe MUD knows what we should do.
Right the stern...Defeat Left's WHORE'd...
RATS' TYRANNY shan't bury US no more!!
Down in ol' Virginny!!
With my very best friends...
We're singin', "RATS are silly!!"
Right, don't wait, let Left dispair!!
Dip'n SKOAL, MUD don't have no cares!!
Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave...VOTE MUD fer Mayor!! ;)
MUD's beatin Limbaugh to the green!!
That's MUD's belief...
The TRUTH is, "Barry LIES!!"
Church Hill's MUD's dream to Right!!
Every day that remains, fight the GoodFight!!
Down in ol' Virginny...
With my very best friends...
We're singin', "RATS are silly!!"
Gonna be nice just t'see good folks...
Listen, my friends...GanjahBarry SMOKES!! :smokin:
Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave knows life ain't fair!!
Still, you know where MUD wantsta be...
YO Barry, can't you dig MUD's sound?!
Down In Old Virginny...
Gotta git our Country's feet back on the ground!!
Power DEVOLVED to many...
And I'd love to see my very best friends...
We'll rock Dem Lib'rals silly!!
I believe MUD's Rockin' Cave's taught me...
#1435. To: e_type_jag, mininggold, Badeye, goldilucky, mel, murron, PhiKapMom, TLBSHOW, A K A Stone (#562)
(To be sung to The Band's "Rockin' Chair")
Don't you raise RATS' wails anymore?!
That's fer sure...Right's spent our whole lives achievin'!!
Cap'n's pushin' age seventy three...
Cave's the only MUD place singin' "Liberty!!"
Down in old Virginny!!
With my very best friends...
We're singin', "RATS are silly!!"
We're spreadin' TRUTH, RATS say, "Patriots are WEIRD!!"
Right's gonna sweep away all of Left's fears...
Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave shall be laid bare!!
OUR HEARTS' gonna WHUP Dem Marxist TOOLS!!
It's true...and I believe MUD knows what we should do.
Right the stern...Defeat Left's WHORE'd...
RATS' TYRANNY shan't bury US no more!!
Down in ol' Virginny!!
With my very best friends...
We're singin', "RATS are silly!!"
Right, don't wait, let Left dispair!!
Dip'n SKOAL, MUD don't have no cares!!
Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave...VOTE MUD fer Mayor!! ;)
MUD's beatin Limbaugh to the green!!
That's MUD's belief...
The TRUTH is, "Barry LIES!!"
Church Hill's MUD's dream to Right!!
Every day that remains, fight the GoodFight!!
Down in ol' Virginny...
With my very best friends...
We're singin', "RATS are silly!!"
Gonna be nice just t'see good folks...
Listen, my friends...GanjahBarry SMOKES!! :smokin:
Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave knows life ain't fair!!
Still, you know where MUD wantsta be...
YO Barry, can't you dig MUD's sound?!
Down In Old Virginny...
Gotta git our Country's feet back on the ground!!
Power DEVOLVED to many...
And I'd love to see my very best friends...
We'll rock Dem Lib'rals silly!!
I believe MUD's Rockin' Cave's taught me...
#1491. To: All (#1435)
A: "The elephants are coming over the hill."
A: Nothing, for he didn't recognize them."
#1492. To: Hey, y'all...yer breath REALLY, REALLY stinks...ZACKlee like yer ARSEhole!! (#1491)
#1497. To: Mudboy Slim, *Bill of Rights-Constitution* (#1492)
WE NEED THIS LADY ON THE SUPREME COURT!!
#1509. To: hondo68 (#1497)
#1510. To: All CHIX, DAMEZ, BOIDZ!! (#1509)
(Edited)
#1511. To: Uncle Vinnie from Philly (#1510)
#1513. To: Mudboy Slim, Neoconz (#1511)
ANY HOT boidz out there?!
#1514. To: hondo68, war (#1513)
#1515. To: TheTruth2004, ferret, rotten, tpaine, goldi-lox, USMCvet, AuntB, goldilucky, sneakypete, ABert, Landru (#1514)
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Nightswimming")
Spins the Truth backwards so the Sheeple doze.
Clinton, he ain't Right...to Tyrants, Liberty's a Curse!
Nation needs The Right to lead her...We'll DETHRONE Willie first...
That's our solemn pledge! Slick's Goons Shall FEAR Our Might!!
Must make sure all the Sheeple understand.
We shan't let Traitors go...Bill Clinton must be caught!
We'll avenge the Waco Slaughter...this Emperor, he's naked!
Bill's crimes won't go away...seek Justice ev'ryday!!
Right's winning...remember as we fight...
November's coming soon...Right's shooting for the moon!!
Re-Impeached by Congress...Convicted of Treason!!
Your vile style forever shunned...it's God's design...Right's Winning!!
Guilty of Vile Tyranny!! I sit here laughing quietly...
MUD predicted this...Right's winning!!
Right's Winning!! Come join the Noble Right...
#1516. To: All (#1515)
The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.
The Judicial power of the United States shall not be construed to extend to any suit in law or equity, commenced or prosecuted against one of the United States by Citizens of another State, or by Citizens or Subjects of any Foreign State.
#1522. To: All (#1516)
(To be sung to the Outlaws' "Green Grass and High Tides")
Ol' Abe Lincoln, Ronald Reagan, Washington each graced the seat...
FDR, Kennedy, and Jefferson once served the office with pride!
But now we've got Slick Willie bangin' young interns...
Left-Wing tells us, "Let it slide..."
If you say, "It's all Okay!", what does that say 'bout you?!
Med'yuh refuses to ask tough questions, as though Slick were King.
But patriots cannot believe in Bill,
'Cuz Slick's sold his soul to Beijing!! Left declares...
Good DemocRATS fallin' from glory...
Still, Lib'rals say, "We adore you!"
Left's King's a freak...good folks abhor you-oouu!!
Numb poltroons can't see how Power has warped Ol' Slick Willie!
Crimes and Slime define their WHORE, they take up all his time.
We'll Re-Impeach, then Slick will do his prison time...
Right'll force him there!!!
Will Democrats follow Slick blindly?!
The Left-Wing says, "We adore you!"
Election's soon...voters will show you-oouu!
Yeah...the Right'll slaughter you-ou-ou-ouuu...!!!
#1523. To: goldilucky, jla, FBD, kristinn, Angelwood, Sauropod, ironman, trueblackman, Race Bannon (#1522)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "What Good Am I?")
If I just turn away...when Slick's slaughterin' kids...
If I shut myself off...sit 'n' bitch, moan, and whine...
What...good...am...I?!
'Bout Slick's deal with Beijing...'bout the Dead Slick's thugs shoot?
Should I just drink my beer...forget Slick's TREASON and his LIES?!
Whose...FOOL...am...I?!
Should I lay down in bed...try to restlessly sleep?
When I've seen Waco pictures...children thoughtlessly FRIED...
What...good...am...I?!
FOLKS, WE MUST MAKE OUR STAND...LET'S DETHRONE WILLIE!!!
Prosecute all his crimes...let's send Slick to Prison!!
Soon, Slick'll RESIGN...or we'll RE-IMPEACH!!!
If I cower in the face of...Vile Tyranny?!
Shall I just turn my back...while our Liberties die?!
I...would...rather...die!!
#1524. To: r-u-n-n o-f-t, white sands, TLBSHOW, ferret, Julian the Apostate, rotten, dwbh, FormerLurker, malador, eschoir (#1523)
(To be sung to Bruce Springteen's "Pink Cadillac")
Fer the righteous things we do.
Slick, you wonder why we taunt you...
Why you insult our values like you do.
Slick Willie, you are a SCUMBAG...
There ain't no secret 'bout that!!
So, come on over here and LISTEN...
Willie, I'll spill the facts!
Slick Willie, it ain't yer Country...
Indictment'll be proof of that!!
We loathe you fer yer Waco Attack...
Nukes to Chinese...
Rapin' Broaddrick...
Fightin' 'gainst the FRee...
Skankin' on young girls...
Bullyin' the Right...
Spendin' all our tax-money on yer overseas flights!!
Willie, I just wonder...
Why Lib'rals still cut you slack...
With yer knife in their backs...
Slick's DemonRATS!!!!
Bombs Nations justa show he's strong!!
There's always another temptress...
Prez'dent really oughtta know doin' interns is WRONG!!
Chi-Coms bought you, Bill, with Silver...
Slick, you sold our NUKES fer Gold!!
Tyrants BRIBE Ol' Slick with treasures...
National Security's been SOLD!!
Lewinsky tempted Clinton with her strap thong...
Slick said, "Lemme snort a li'l crack!!"
Just another of Slick's DemonRATS!!
Indict the CREEP...
Next, WE SHALL CONVICT!!
In jail, Slick'll sleep!!
Prison's Slick's New World...
Prison's only right...
Savin' all his lovin' fer a cellmate named Dwight!! (BWAHAHAHA!!! )
Willie, I just wonder if you'll sleep well in yer rack...
Or will YOU simply crack?!
He should "show more class."
Some folks say MUDZ too COLD...
Well, DemRATS can kiss MUDZ a$$!!
This Country is bigger than Bill Clinton...
It's bigger than the Med'yuh, too!!
Clinton, there's only one thing...
That I must say to you...
"Slick Willie...Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!"
RightWing, we must go on the attack...
And kick the butts of all Slick's DemonRATS!!
Slick's DemonRATS...Slick's DemonRATS...Slick's DemonRATS...
#1525. To: sultan88, jla, FBD, Landru, bobthenailer, forgodssake, cherrybomb88 (#1524)
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Black Peter")
Sultan's watchin' with the Lord at his side.
Landru, Stormhands and JLA know Devolving Power's sooo Right!!
Next, Hoo-oo-oo'll stand 'gainst Big Guv'ment RATS?!
Must make our stand...Dem Lib'ral FReeaks all LIE!!
Folks, my FRiends shall live to meet the Band!!
Right we trust...gonna whup RATS' Power!!
MUD don't play...Dem Socialists ain't Right!!
Left's sorrow is great...help US FReep RATS out!!
Now we must fight fer this Great Country...and Right shall win!!
Poet's looking down on US...future's lookin' up!!
Fi-i-ight fer yer children...my FRiends, we have the Power!!
Fight RAT-Power...Fight Left's Power!!
Thank God there are men as BOLD as Meek!!
ForGod'sSake, we're all FReepers...ModSquad, please reFRain!!
Folks, let's fight to be FRee!! Liberty!!
Must be FRee!! Come...Liberty...we're FRee!!
#1541. To: goldilucky, r-u-n-n o-f-t, white sands, TLBSHOW, ferret, Julian the Apostate, rotten, dwbh, FormerLurker, malador, eschoir (#1525)
(To be sung to Kid Rock's "Do It For You")
Been FReepin' alone...
Thinking about our past...
Tryin' to do what's Right...
Gonna whup some RINO A$$!!
These tunes I'm hawkin'...
Never seem to lead nowhere!!
The World just ain't Just...vile Tyranny...
FReedom's gonna last...
FReep fer Liberty!!
It seems like FReedom...
Has never had this land so scair't!!
Leftists come and go!!
How I wish Right could embold you...
Let's FReep fer yer Country, folks!!
Yes, I know MUD might seem crazy...
But I fight with righteous tunes!!
We'll educate Dem fools...
And all them RINOs, too...
Fight Dem ignorant fools!!
Let's whup some Lib'ral A$$...
We'll sing fer Liberty!!
'Cuz we love our FReedom...
Right's better than the Left, I swear!!
Right don't change...
Leftists come and go!!
How I wish Right would embold you...
Let's FReep fer yer Country, folks!!
Yes, I know MUD might seem crazy...
But I fight with righteous tunes!!
We'll educate Dem fools...
And all them RINOs, too...
Fight Dem ignorant fools!!
I wonder why folks give up bein' FRee...
There's nuthin' more I want...
Than our Liberty!!
Freepers are rockin'...
And the Good Lord will help Right win!!
Right don't change...
Justice shall be so!!
How I wish Truth would embold you...
Let's FReep fer this Country's soul!!
Yes, I know most folks are lazy...
So, I'll fight this fight fer you!!
Becuz I want to...
Let's be BOLD and RATS are through!!
Nation, I'd do anything for you...
Right shall smite Dem impish fools!!
Umm hmmm...
#1547. To: Mudboy Slim (#1541)
#1549. To: goldilucky (#1547)
Gracias, I sing my own stuff now...I ain't scair't no mo...MUD
#1567. To: All (#1549)
#1591. To: ConservativeMusician, The BigMan, Disco Dave (#1567)
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!
Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReedom ROCKS!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!
Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!
Forty years...I'm gittin' old!!
Still, we're fightin' against...DeeCee SCUM!!
The tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....
FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!
RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!
#1592. To: former lurker, sneakypete, ferret, xusmc0311, packrat1145, Big Meanie, rotten, Goldi-Lox (#1591)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")
When will yer Jihad disappear?!
Arabs...my bro's...
Help tell them zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"
With good Allah in their souls...
Saudi money...EVIL goals!!
Please explain why them folks died!!
But Muslims...my FRiends...
'Twas fer FReedom them Sheeple died!!
Koran's Right...put HATE aside!!
Muslims...we'll still love ya...
Lord Allah ain't fer gen-o-cide!!
All Left's dreams they were so close...
But they all went up in smoke!!
Let me whisper in yer ear,
"Osama...bin Laden...YOU SHALL JOIN ALLAH THIS YEAR!!!"
Fer yer futures Right does FReep!!
Avenge bin Laden's shameless crimes!!
And my son...Jakob, ain't no way I'll say "Goodbye!"
And there's Honor in our goals!!
Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!
'Cuz Muslims...FReepers love ya, baby...
Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!!
We won't let Lib'rals git their claws in you...
C'mon FReepers, join our fight!!
Allah...Allah...ain't it good to be alive?!
Muslims...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...
#1593. To: All (#1592)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "It's Only Rock N' Roll")
It'd be thrillin'...Ol' Mudboy the Sage!!
Would that satisfy ya?! Fools love Tyrant LIARS!!
Do you think Mudboy's insane?! Ain't he stra-a-ange?!
The Right won't spin ya...the TRUTH's within ya...
All Mudsongs are sooo Right!!
Love that FReedom stuff...where's yer FReepin' heart?!
'Cuz RINOs Power shall DIE...RATS all lie-eye-eye!!
Right knows RATS cannot stop our roll...
And I like it, like it, yes, I do!!
My FRiends are righteous...Right's fightin'...RATS' whinin'!!
ModSquad, can't you see that Ol' Mudboy ain't been lonely?"
Truth is Right...minds shall change!!
We shall treat Left rough while they squeal and cuss...
Gonna help RATS use their brains...where's Left's shame?!
If Right would dig down...each do his part...
FReepers should channel their rage!!
RATS, they can't deny us...they love Tyrant LIARS!!
Do you think Mudboy's insane?! He's so strange!!
I said, "Right knows RATS cannot stop our roll...
And we'll fight Left, fight them, fight Dem FOOLS!!"
My FRiends are righteous...yeah!! Right's fightin' RATS' whinin'!!
ModSquad, can't you see that Ol' Mudboy is sorta ornery?!
And do ya think that you're the only Forum around?!
Ratings shall sink if y'all ZOT justa show off yer Power!!
I said, "Right knows RATS cannot stop our roll 'cuz we're Right, FRiends!!"
I said, "I know Right's gonna rock 'n roll and I like it, like it, yes, I do!!"
Yes folks, Right's fightin'...RATS whinin'!! I like it...
#1594. To: Brady d'Angelo, JakeyBoy, JessieLee, TheTruth2004, dwbh, eschoir, xusmc0311, buckeroo, sneakypete, r-u-n-n o-f-t, badjoe, Cal (#1593)
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of SCUM!!
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' SCUM!!
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
We'll sing MUD's music with Ol' Rush!!
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie SCUM!!
FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUD's right here...Slick's TOAST!!
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
#1604. To: war, Willie Green, Biff Tannen, meguro, Ethyl Mertz, StinkyPete (#1594)
#1605. To: stoner, goldilucky, A K A Stone, Landru, yankhater, jla, ironman (#1604)
(Edited)
--Theodore Roosevelt-1907.
--General Douglas MacArthur
#1606. To: Mudboy Slim (#1605)
#1607. To: A K A Stone (#1606)
#1608. To: Mudboy Slim (#1607)
#1612. To: A K A Stone, redleghunter, Hondo, goldilucky, war (#1608)
(Edited)
I swear he shall NOT complete his term...Terri the FEYrie SHALL RESIGN in disgrace ON the 21st Celebration of
MUDZ 33rd Birthday on 9 June 2017...GARE-ron-FRickin'-TEED!!
#1613. To: Capt. J.G. Morris, K.Chen, Selena Cuffee-Glenn, Mayor Levar STONEy, STONE'd Brewery, Hulk Hogan, Jimmy Superfly Snukka, Andre the Giant (#1612)
#1614. To: All (#1613)
Down-sizing the Federal Leviathan is a bum deal fer the EffeteElite of BOTH parties, no doubt about that.
However, we need to start electing folks whose primary focus is cutting DeeCee down to size,
not becoming one of the Inside-the-Beltway's High & Mighty class. Still, it all comes down to US...
WeThePeople gotta start taking responsibility fer sending these jokers to represent us all these years..." )8^(:>
#1615. To: All (#1614)
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Sheep")
Mindlessly passing yer time in this Country away...
Only dimly aware of a certain vile sleaze in the air.
You better WATCH OUT!! We got some dawgs about!!
I've been watchin' Clinton and I have seen...
Left's hatchin' an EVIL SCHEME!!
Meek and Obedient, YOU CONDONE Slick Willie!!
Yer Socialist Med'yuh insults OUR Values...Big Deal!!
What a surprise!
That look of IGNORANT BLISS in yer eyes...
EX-Prez'dent's workin' fer Beijing!!
NO!!! This ain't no Bad Dream!!
Ohh...ohh...ohh...ohhh...ohh...
"Obama's my Shepard...I shall not want.
I Care Not That He LIES!!
To preserve Peace, We Must IGNORE EX-Prez'dent's Commie SPIES!!"
Bill Clinton has endangered this Entire Nation!!
He's floutin' OUR Sacred Constitution!!
For lo...Bill HAD Great Power, but NO Honor!!
Soon, cometh the day we "lowly" ones,
Through quiet reflection and great dedication,
COMPLETE THE ACT OF IMPEACHMENT!!!
LO!! We shall Rise Up...and then We'll make Dem Lib'rals' Eyes Water!!!
Wave upon wave of patriotic Americans...
Will march out of obscurity to join OUR team!!
"Lib'ralism's DEAD!!"
Soon, Slick we'll INDICT!! In Jail, Bill'll Grow Old!!
Get outta OUR way...if YOU Refuse to Be BOLD!!!
#1616. To: Snow Bunny, FallGuy, Landru, Coop, mike2right, M Kehoe, jla (#1615)
#1654. To: randge, Lod, Jethro Tull, goldilucky, Jhoffa_, sweetwater jack, dirty, Moose, Landru, stand watie, BufordP, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, Clinton's a liar, kristinn (#1616)
(To be sung to Jackson Browne's "Stay!!")
While yer hubby craves the stage...
RATS can fuss, but it's yer crown!!
Barry's late to come and he should leave...
Work it, you got justified rage!!
The DemocRATS, they're letting you down...
Yer fight's with people who ain't Right!!
You waited fer yer time...
Then, when you got up, RAT voters screamed "BarryOhhh!!"
Obama's weak...
That young punk ain't been 'round...
The Media Whore'd seems unaware...
Girl, you've known Power he'll never know!!
So, drink that whiskey shot and make yer stand...
Dress Tim Russert down and tell'em you got cramps!!
'Cause when it comes to saving you,
You know Rush Limbaugh's yer champ!!
But when that last stump speech's been packed away...
You know the Right still wants to play.
So just make sure you got it all set to go...
Before you come for MUD's piano.
(Raucous cheers)
To Denver We Shall Go!!
We're gonna freep fer Right and throw some mud on Barack Ohhh!!
And his wife, I don't know...
HorseFace Mark Warner's just a RAT HO!!
And these songs all show Left's shame...
RATS believe Left's lies on street corner shrooms...
And wander 'round Lame-brained!!
Folks, the Right shall come and we'll lead great crowds...
'Cuz we know Reagan thought the same!!
(Crowd goes wild)
Liberty, it's our credo...effete RATS and RINOs embarrass US!!
We'll whup Marxist Greens & make a scene!!
You've got suckers all 'round DeeCee...
You've got Rev'rend Wright on the video!!
You've got time to think, Big Guv'ment you love...
But yer Power'll blow away!!
Girl, it's only Right, RATS' time is short...
'Cuz the Right says, "Freedom shall reign!!"
Sheeple, we've got the power over what we do!!
You can sit there and whine...
Or you can pull US through!!
Come along, sing MUD's songs...
You know ol' Slim ain't wrong!!
'Cuz when RATS' Media Scum tears Dubyuh down...
You just remember, they're all clowns!!
But Rush'll be scheduled to appear...
To millions of pairs of eager ears!!
Hill'ry stay...just a little bit longer!!
We want to play -- just a little bit longer!!
Now all Dem voters don't mind...
And the Union don't mind...
If you take yer merry time...
Girl, just pay DemRATS no mind and sing...
One more song!!
Oh, won’t you stay just a little bit longer?
Please, please, please say you will...
Say you will!!
Ohh, won't you stay just a little bit longer? Hey-ey-ey...
And the Networks won’t mind...
If you take yer precious time...
Hil, let's leave it all behind and sing...
One more song!!
#1659. To: Mudboy Slim (#1654)
#1661. To: goldilucky (#1659)
Gracias, mi HERmana...MUD )8^D>
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Replies to Comment # 1661.
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