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Title: The Wisdom and silliness of Mudboy Slim..! Stupidity too!
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Published: Jan 13, 2010
Author: war
Post Date: 2010-01-13 07:47:43 by war
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Bet this gets more bumps than his vanity threads. (Editors Note) This thread was formerly called Mudbutt sucks the big one thread. I changed the title. Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom.
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#1450. To: All (#1449)
Fourteen FITTY...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...Obamabot RAT-TROLLS like war and his li'l RAT-posse like to attack their web hosts' integrity, etc. so that they can claim that hosts are biased against their Marxist ideology. Next, they will continue to attack until you finally get sick of their KRAP and suspend or ban them and then they can go brag to their fellow RAT-troll Obamabot butt- buddies/circle-jerkerz about getting booted from yet another site. Goldi-lox put up with it fer years and it looks like the RAT- MORONS have chosen yer Forum fer their silly Kabuki dance this time. Today's the first time in months I've taken some of the RAT-TROLLS off bozo and it's been interesting to observe the levels of depravity these anti-American Leftists/HillarySCUM aspire to...MUD BTW...once Obama leaves office, it's gonna be HILARIOUS watching these Lib'ral LOSERS drop their discredited Screen Names and try to pretend they ain't HOO we know they are...ROFLMAO!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Nawww...bludgeoning these Lite-in-the-Loaferz wussy-boyz with yer FISTS is still such an enjoyable experience that I can see myself still doing it well into my 80's and/or 90's!! Plus, all they can do is scratch and pull hair anyway...none of the Lefties has EVER won a fair fight in their entire lives...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Ain't Obama Lyin' Enuff?!" Listen, Barry... If you live free, VOTE FREE!! Yo Barry, there... November Tuesday...Truth sets you free!! Yea Barry, there... No spin, Left stains... Ol' MUD's singin' LIVE... Don't you know that there... Don't RATS know that there... Mudboy Slim (27 July 2010) )8^D!! BTW...MUD now sings loudly AND PROUDLY!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, All too true, mis Obamabot amigos... Still, the reason I don't git kicked off Forums is becuz... I don't break the rules and I don't go outta my way to attack our host...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Hey, RATS, stop what you're doin'!! ObamaNation's Racist!! Left's always the same... Hey, RATS, I got something I think you ought to know. ObamaNation's Racist!! Left's always the same, ObamaNation's Racist!! Left's always the same, Mudboy Slim (13 June 2008) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, We all roadtripped to DeeCee...on the great Potomac shoreline... November Slaughter...RAT-LIARS, Feel Our IRE!! We'll burn down RATS' NancyzHouse...RATS LIE in their Quest fer Power!! November Slaughter...RAT-LIARS, Feel Our IRE!! (Major League FreeeakJam) We ended up on Abe Lincoln's stairs...it was Glenn Beck, Rush, and MUD!! November Slaughter...RAT-LIARS, Feel Our IRE!! Burn...Burn it down, burn it down!! Mudboy Slim (4 July 2010) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Spin THAT, Obamabots...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Plug the damned hole, oh Great&MercifulLordMessiahObama...MUD )8^D!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, The ObamaNation is intent upon ABUSING said Power until it is STOPPED by WeThePeople!! Rise up 4 America...Defeat the ObamaNation/Klintonoidz!! Quite Sincerely...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh... That Pelosi-B!+(#... We're the TeaParty... (reprise) Unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh... Mudboy Slim (19 August 2010) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "The Priest's grey nimbus in a niche where he dressed discreetly. (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) No FRickin' CLUE why I needed to see THAT...LOL!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, The Rolling Stones' "Let It Bleed" Album... 1. "Gimmie Yer Ears!!" Yeah, I parodied every song of this album and had them all linked to the "GOP Briefing Room", but the RINOZ HOO "moderate" that site BANNED MUD 4 being an Independent HOO didn't toe the GOP line...lotta good posters there, but they-- like FreeRepublic.com--will always be limited by the RINO-PUNX HOO dominate/control the ModSquad there...oh well, at least A K A Stone ain't scair't of...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, No, but yer MAMA likes 2 take it up the ARSE, I hear tell...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, ROFL...in yer wet dreams, penis-breath...what a gutless PUNK you are and always will be...no wonder yer mama damns the day you was hatched, U Commie IDIOT!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Well, fer once "war" tells TheTruth...ROFLMAO@RAT-trolls like y'all...MUD BTW...war is an example of why the Hildabeest's campaign of LOSERS failed to defeat Trump despite the Left's control of the RAT-media, the U.S. MIS- Education System, Hollyweird, etc. DemocRATZ have always been the Party of the Inept, the Weak, and BigGuv'ment Dependency. The working people/taxpayers of America told all of them to GO TO HELL on 8 November!! And that's where they are headed come Inauguration Day 2017!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Oh, I'll bet, Biffy-baybee...FREE BLOW JOBS 4 everyone, Biffz daughterz come of age...WOO HOOO!! Bwahahahaha...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "I am right on every issue." Yes, I am...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, LOL...now THAT's gonna piss off the Obamabots...MUD BTW...is "war" still around or did he finally slither under a rock 2 DIE a pathetic death?!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Now you can debate if it is wisdom or unwisdom." Wisdom is derived from liberated thinking...no, NOT "progressive" thinking, which believes in the centralization of authority in the omnipotent Federal Leviathan. The braindead Obamabot RATS who celebrate a "Muddbutt sucks" thread are defenders of the Big Guv'ment status quo...watch how they make FOOLS of themselves by posting their "Obama is the RAT-Messiah" KRAP on a forum called "Liberty's Flame"...LOL!! The Marxist Obamabots are ENEMIES of Liberty...they support an all-powerful centralized bureaucracy to punish those who are deemed too successful and to subsidize the lifestyles of those who are too incompetent to make a living on their own (which perfectly describes "war", our resident Welfare Queen, btw). Regards...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Amen, bro'... Obammy sez it Gracias, mi amigo...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Suck my Johnson, Ethyl!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "It's Hard to be a Saint in THIS City!!" MUD's skin's thick like leather, gotta righteous mindset like Rush Limbaugh... Mudboy's just cleaning his alley, MUD can talk some trash!! RightWing's ragin' fer OUR Country...Right shan't quit 'til Left is DEAD!! Mudboy Slim (26 February 2010) )8^D!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Right!!" MUD gets up every morning and he's wound up as hell... Yes, DeeCee's filled with Truth Evaders... Yes, we're in love with the riches Freedom brings... And you know MUD shall be stalking Barry... (Saxaphone to end...) Mudboy Slim (Commenced 10 January 2010...completed 27 February 2010) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Quirky Kinda Dude!!" MUD was a bold boy, raised in a strong family... MUD heard it on Rush Limbaugh... RATS get respect, oh yeah... MUD's postin' on six Forums...he's singin' all accross OUR Land!! Mudboy Slim (1 March 2010) BTW...seriously, my friends, if I had to go and get a REEEAL job, when would I find the time to do THIS?! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Mudboy Slim!!" Right lives by God's law...I was born to confront SCUM!! Patriots, you can trust me... Just left my woman, she was naggin' night and day!! (Sweet Syntaurz freakjam breaks out...) Statists, don't try to schmoooze me... Lib'rals call MUD "KRAAAY-ZEE"!! Mudboy prays to Jesus!! Mudboy Slim (1 March 2010) BTW...tuh duh!! )8^D!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Half a Million, here we come...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat." (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Yeah, I'm allergic to frickin' cats--although kittens are pretty cool--and I've always been a dog person. When I was dating my EX-, she swore she was a dog person, too, and when we got hitched, we had a great German Shepard named Kelsey and our daughter loved her as much as we did. However, when she died prematurely due to some mysterious intestinal ailment, my psycho EX- decided to bring home a couple cute little black kittens, I shouldda seen the writing on the wall and told her to take them back to the pound, but the kids were already in love with them, so I bit my tongue and allowed them to stay. By the time I finally left the wench, we had four cats and adopted kittens until they were old enough to find a permanent home, and I sorta got over my allergies mostly. But now that my kids are outta the house, the EX- is known throughout the neighborhood as the Ol' Cat Lady...LOL!! And I'm back to being a dog person...serves her right for being such a bane on my existence...LOL!! Quite Sincerely...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Maybe that's why you've always been such a such a clueless, Marxist, Obamabot MORON, penis-breath!! Perhaps one day, you may learn how to read and then you can get off public assistance, GET A JOB, and move out of yer mama's basement, PUNK!! LOL@YOU...MUD )8^D!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Hello there, Dr. Skippy... "Black" Ahhh-aiiggghhh...yeh...yeah-ahhh!! Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day... I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!! Un hunh...un hunh...woo... I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife... Doo dah doo doo doodie doo... Mudboy Slim and the Syntaurz (9/18/01)...one week A.W.T.C. BTW...hmmm...it's been 15 years, but now that MUDZ back on the market, perhaps it's time to give Jewel another shot...anybody know if she's presently single?!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Patriot Mudboy's RightWing Tune!!" Folks, heed my warning, Guv'ment Debt HURTS this Land... Mudboy knows...Truth must be told!! Come on, Patriots, let's be BOLD!! (BigMan pickin' it purty...) Well, my kids grow'd up...folks, it don't take long... Come on, RightWing, welcome home!! Come on, Patriots, let MUD sing... ALL TeaParties oughtta sing 'gainst Power!! One of these days, 'fore Lincoln's Stair... Heed the FoundingFathers...Power's best dispursed!! Come on, pod'nahs, let's be BOLD!! Mudboy's gonna treat you well!! Mudboy Slim (3 March 2010) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, http://libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=100329&Disp=0#C0 Source: The MudCave "Back on Black!!" Back on Black!! I OPUS'd RATS!! Folks, I'm back... Back in the Pack...all DemRATS're cracked!! Folks, I'm back... (Power's ALL Right!!) Mudboy Slim (13 May 2005) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "No Sympathy fer the Lib'rals!!" Please allow me to introduce the World... They saw their chance in St. Petersburg... They cheered with glee helpin' Pol Pot succeed... I swear to you, DemonRATS are to blame!! (cool guitar jammin') Please believe me, Slick's tyrants are to blame!! 'Cuz EX-Prez'dent's just a criminal...and all his critics Saints!! Pleased to meet you...Mudboy Slim's my name! Tell you Country, Lib'rals are their name. Mudboy Slim (4/24/2000) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "LibertyPost.org--ReadOnly Archive" LIBERTY POST IS CLOSED "Due to the untimely death of Liberty Post founder and moderator Sally Tlasek (AKA "Goldi-Lox"), The Liberty Post forum has been closed. Many LP participants have chosen to continue gathering on the Liberty's Flame forum and may be found there." Rest in Peace, Sally...she was a good patriot and a patient, tolerant MOD, imho. Utmost Regards...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Believe me, ma'am, nobody here misses yer Leftist RAT-whore idiocy one frickin' bit...MUD )8^D!! BTW...has yer nasty HO mama kicked you outta her basement yet, RAT-PUNK?!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Slick's a spy fer China... The Beacon fer the world... Dubyuh's surgin' very well... [Chorus:] Kerry's [like] a girl...Hanoi Kerry, he destroyed... TRUTH is what the Lib'rals most fear... Oooh-ahh-ooooh...oooh-ahh-ooooh... RATS're stained...they chose their way... [Chorus:] Corruption breeds 'cuz Dem Lib'rals WON'T know... Dubyuh's surgin' very well... [Chorus:] Mudboy Slim (09/15/2004) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "...perhaps on the condition you won't attack liberals personally. Unless I'm mistaken, you say some very mean things about liberals. My dad is a liberal, and I argue with him all of the time. He's a good person, as you are a good person. But he's anti-gun, and he's pro-seatbelt laws, and he supports a huge amount of socialism and tyranny disguised as feel good rhetoric and propaganda spewed by the liberal government bastards." Let me clarify myself here...I really have no problem with "liberals", and that is why I ALWAYS use the word "Lib'rals" to describe the folks I have a beef with. "Lib'rals" in my lexicon are those folks who insist on forever growing the Federal leviathan and centralizing as much Power as possible in either the Federal Guv'ment or the United Nations. SHEEESH, we've got a $2.57 TRILLION Federal Budget this year!! That's approximately one-fifth (not including Social Security) of the Gross Domestic Product being siphoned off by the Feds...EVERY YEAR!! And presently we've got a majority of the SCOTUS doing everything it can to grow government Power with almost every case they review!! That's tyrannical in my book...and thereby EVIL!! Now, let me make it clear that I don't believe all Lib'rals are EVIL. No, in my belief system, Lib'rals can be either EVIL or IGNORANT. And by IGNORANT I don't mean these folks are STOOOPID, just that they IGNORE the fact that Socialism has been proven to be EVIL (i.e. National Socialism in Germany in the 30's and 40's, Soviet Communism in the Soviet Union fer most of the last century, and Pol Pot's murderous regime in Cambodia, etc). Absent the Mass- Murder, America's growing flirtation with Socialism is EVIL as well. If a group of folks openly and proudly promote an ideology that has been demonstrated to be EVIL, collectively I call them EVIL, even if they aren't necessarily EVIL individuals. Heck, when I was recently back in Kansas fer my Grandma's 90th B- day, I ended up discussing politics with some Lib'ral relatives who I usually only exchange emails with. These folks are not unlike yer dad, and I think I might have made some headway in convincing them of my mantra about "Devolving Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities and Individuals as prescribed by our Constitution." With a couple of them, I even think I got them to understand--if not adopt--my wish to "Git the US Outta the UN!! Git the UN Outta the US!!" I love these folks and think they are good people fer the most part, but I think they fear Liberty and the Responsibility it implies. They choose to IGNORE the FReedoms we are surrendering to the various levels of Guv'ment, especially the Federal Guv'ment. No, ex-Marine, I respect true "liberals" (aka Classical Liberals), but I think the Big Guv'ment proponents hijacked the word "liberal" to make their "socialism and tyranny" more palatable to the masses. Regards...MUD Mudboy Slim posted on 2005-06-30 14:24:39 ET "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Come gather round, Sheeple...in office and home... Come, blow-dried twit Networks who tyrannize with your "spin"... Come Senators, Congressmen, please heed our call... Come mothers and fathers throughout the Land... (Excellent harp jammin' by MUD) The line has been drawn...foundation's been cast!! Mudboy Slim Mudboy Slim posted on 2005-07-01 13:45:08 ET "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Slick's a Masterful Whore... Bill Clinton's never done nothin'... Like Vile Tyrants of Olde... Left enslaves all their Victims... Slick's now Left's nightmare... How, folks, do I know?! Slick, lemme ask you some questions... Slick, I hope you don't DIE... Mudboy Slim Mudboy Slim posted on 2005-07-01 14:01:42 ET "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, ferret: "...with any luck, a distinguished war hero like John Kerry will get the nomination again. He is heads and shoulders above those of the criminal Bush." BWAHAHAHA!! You had me fooled, ferret, I actually believed that you might be an earnest little Greenie, but yer a full-fledged, ankle-grabbin' DemonRAT PUNK!! Now I know how to deal with you, ya snot-nosed little MORON...MUD BTW...Kerry was NO HERO, he was a TRAITOR and anybody who pays attention knows that. Oh, and while we're at it, I do continue to doubt that you are really the Marine you claim to be. Mudboy Slim posted on 2005-06-15 15:33:33 ET" Well, dude, if I commenced the unpleasantries with that post, I sincerely apologize. I'm not taking back what I said about Kerry, becuz I really do believe that what he did after the war was traitorous, but I would like to take back what I said about you personally. That sorta nastiness is one of the things I regret about this Forum [LibertyPost.org]...we could get a lot more accomplished if we could keep it civil. Of course, there are more than a few folks around here that don't want any meeting of the minds between liberty- lovers on account of them being Lib'ral TROLLS--that is, mindless proponents of an ever-expanding Federal Leviathan--and I believe those TROLLS use the nastiness to stir up antipathies around here. I was serious when I said I don't want to be one who falls fer the TROLL's tricks. Looks like I failed to retain my civility on the 15th of June. I'll try to keep a handle on my anger in the future. Regards...MUD BTW..."Black XXXII" "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Bite me...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
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Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1451. To: A K A Stone, Jethro Tull, war, Biff Tannen, Ethyl Mertz, Willie Green, GrandIsland, etc. etc. etc. (#940)
"Watch this."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1452. To: Jethro Tull (#923)
"I'm getting too old to beat these punks up. I'll have to go back to shooting them."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1453. To: A K A Stone, Coral Snake, buckeroo, JHoffa_, Abu the DaughterMolester, war, mel, Happy2Bme_onLF, Skip Intro (#915)
(To be sung to Marvin Gaye's "Ain't No Mountain High Enough")
Racist Guv'ment LIES...
Racist Barack blows!!
Racist Lib'rals whine 2 much, Barry...
Don't matter HOO U R...
Donald Trump's R STAR!!
RATS R insane...
From Truth and Light RATS scurry...
RAT-Power's cause 2 worry!!
Ain't no Marxists wise enuff...
Ain't no minions bold enuff...
Ain't no Lib'rals tuff enuff...
To keep US from DEFEATING U!!
Rush told us we must VOTE 4 Liberty!!
From this day on, REJECT RATS Power...
Right'll B there when U R free...
DeeCee loves Power!!
Ain't no Marxists wise enuff...
Ain't no minions bold enuff...
Ain't no Lib'rals tuff enuff...
To keep US from DEFEATING U!!
From deep in my heart...
Church Hill is the place we'll start!!
If you ever need a RightWing band...
Syntaurz ain't 'fraid of trouble...
Whup A$$ on TheMan!!
Ain't no Marxists wise enuff...
Ain't no minions bold enuff...
Ain't no Lib'rals tuff enuff...
To keep US from DEFEATING TOOLS!!
Ain't no Marxists wise enuff...
Ain't no minions bold enuff...
Ain't no Lib'rals tuff enuff...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1454. To: war, A K A Stone, all RAT-troll wussy-bouyz (#918)
"Mud is special"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1455. To: A K A Stone, Jhoffa_, nolu_chan, ishtar, Murron, mel, palo verde, war, Dr. Skippy, SammieGee, JimmieDee (#906)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Communication Breakdown")
Hey, Left, you'll drive US to ruin!!
We all know what it is that RATS like about you, Barry's a Marxist BOT!!
Reagan once told you, "Liberty Whups Guv'ment ROT!!"
Right's having a righteous breakthrough, RATS're insane!!
Hey, Barry, RATS wanna pretend that they love you so.
I'm gonna scold you with my songs, yeah!
Truth's never gonna let you win, son, despite your charms!!
Right's having a righteous breakthrough, RATS're insane!!
Right's having a righteous breakthrough, RATS're insane!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1456. To: Badeye, Brian S, Landru, jla, FBD, mel, Diva Betsy Ross, Sultan88, FunkyDan, DiscoDave, Rusty CrowHandz, Coach Showzie (#905)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water")
MUD makes records 'bout BigGuv'ment, Briefers don't have much time!!
Rush Limbaugh and his Grandpa were sharin' their wise ol' sounds...
But RAT- Morons used Ol' Barry...burned DeeCee to the ground!!
November Slaughter!! Yeah- yeaaah...
FunkyDan was gunnin' his Red 'Vette...schoolin' kids, "Freedom NOW!!"
Marxists dream of Power...Dem Leftists R A damned disgrace!!
RATS scheme fer Power...but they R TOOLS OF HATE!!
November Slaughter!! Yo...Burn it down!!
But with Obamabot DRONES, RAT-Media's BLIND!! Wake UP!!...MUDZ-music's HERE!!
We're the righteous Right...damn the punk-assed Left!! Let's make Left's RACISTS fret!!
No matter what RATS git outta this, Lord knows, MUD'll never fergit!!
November Slaughter!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1457. To: ObamaBOT MORONS!! (#903)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1458. To: All (#901)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1459. To: All (#898)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1460. To: NativeAmericanTeaPartier, jla, AdSimp (#998)
(To be sung to Mungo Jerry's "In the Summertime")
Folks, it's summertime...all Dem Lib'rals R HIGH!!
Marxist Messiah...RAT-minions whine!!
TeeVee Networks LIE...
Fed'ral workers, they git DOUBLE!!
That ain't Right!!
RATS can't think...shouldn't drive...
Rise up an' show why Truth is Right!!
Vote her out..make her squeeal!!
Harry Reid's a WHORE...
His corruption's REAL!!
Brief along..B SANE...
TOOLS R DUMB...don't B one, VOTE fer TheRight!!
Autumn sun goes down...Truth shall save US...
VOTE fer Truth in November!!
We ain't dirty...we ain't mean!!
We love livin' freely, but Left's spending's on SPEED!!
Don't like Leftist SLIME...
Marxist minions, RATS attackin' Liberty!!
Obama's fascist!!
RATS love tyranny...Karl Marx' philosophy!!
Sing along with MUD...dee dee dee dee dee...
Dah dah dah dah dah...love our Liberty!!
Dah dah dah...dee dah dee dah dee dee dahh...
Dah dah dah dah dah...right on, right on...
Friends, November's near, yeah, Election time!!
Stop Obama, make the Right Vote...
Folks, TheTruth is Left is VILE!!
MUD shall sing 2 win...
We're conspirin'...good patriots shall Devolve Power!!
We ain't Rich, but we're nice...
Tell yer friends, an' we'll all Vote 'gainst Left's Power!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1461. To: hondo68 (#1437)
I will not sleep here tonight. Home also I cannot go.
A voice, sweetened and sustained, called to him from the sea.
Turning the curve he waved his hand. A sleek brown head, a seal's, far out on the water, round. Usurper.
-- James Joyce, "Ulysses"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1462. To: A K A Stone, GOP Briefing Room, FreeRepublic.com, RINO ModSquadz, Cyber-Band, NativeAmerican TeaPartier, DiscoDave (#219)
2. "MUD's Harangue!!"
3. "Honky-Raised Lib'ral!!"
4. "Sing With Me!!"
5. "Let US Be!!"
6. "FarRight Rallies!!"
7. "You Got The Power!!"
8. "Funky Dan!!"
9. "RATS Shan't Always Git What They Want!!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1463. To: war (#282)
"Nudge is an asshole."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1464. To: war (#436)
"My parodies were 1000000 times better..."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1465. To: war, meguro, Ethyl Mertz, Biff Tannen, Willie Green, RAT-trollz everywhere (#438)
"I still play [with myself constantly]..."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1466. To: Biff Tannen, Willie Green (#439)
(Edited)
"My youngest girl does an awesome job on the Hendrix."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1467. To: A K A Stone (#478)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1468. To: A K A Stone, war, Biff Tannen, Samuel Gray, Dr. Skippy, Fred Mertz (#486)
"The Wisdom of Mudboy Slim"
Not that anyone would ever miss that Marxist RAT scumbag...sorta like Fidel Castro, I reckon.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1469. To: All (#493)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1470. To: Get Outta Dodge! (#496)
"Yer a buncha braindead RAT-minions following the "Retard-in-Chief" slavishly...I wonder why? Could it be becuz yer beholden to an ever-expanding Federal Leviathan? As we all know by now, war has been a ward of the state fer pretty much his entire life...what's yer excuse, Skippy? Are you a low-level Federal bureaucRAT with a make-work, worthless job that allows you to sponge off Big Guv'ment? And Abu...lemme guess...you and yer daughters are on public assistance and you beg fer yer scraps 'cuz you think living off yer neighbors is yer RIGHT as a lazy, deadbeat American, correct?"
I believes it
an' that settles it!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1471. To: Fred Mertz (#513)
"Screw off, Mudbot."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1472. To: All (#540)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "It's Hard To Be A Saint In The City")
MUD was born blue-blood Navy, but I thirst fer the Truth we'll show ya!!
Right must talk like Reagan, smite Progressive PUNKS...
DemRATS, we're gonna get to know ya!!
With MUD's Black Threads attacking Left's airhead FREAKS...
Lib'ral networks, Marxist twirps fight like girleymen twinks...
When I jog down Broad Street, friendly neighbors they beep...
Sweet sisters fell back and said, "Don't Mudboy look pretty..."
Dem [b]Marxists fer Obama[/b] whinin', "RATS run Richmond city!!"
US Church Hill boys sure talk gritty...
It's so hard to show restraint, so I'm witty!!
Fightin' t'wits 'cuz they're awful, Devolve Power to the States at last!!
Truth is the Left's main problem 'cuz they're braindead RAT-FOOLS!!
This RightWing scrambler's whuppin' Guv'ment TOOLS!!
Next, we'll defeat Left's Power...Marxist Left we'll confound!!
Obama appeared like Jesus to RAT-freaks in DeeCee...
Promising the Land he would give RATS Health Care fer "FREE"!!
He'll feel MUD's sour breath on his neck, if we decide to IMPEACH!!
It's not hard to seem like Saints when yer bein' compared to RAT-FREAKS!!
As DemRATS crack up, MUD's singin'...FarRight shall feed yer head!!
We'll fight against RAT-Power and we'll ping folks to MUD's thread!!
Folks, there's too much Fed'ral Guv'ment...FOOLS gotta wise up, Screw DeeCee!!
We're fed up, Barry smokes POT...Statists HATE those who are unique!!
MUD's heart keeps beatin' faster...Statists, KNEEL and kiss MUD's feet!!
Spending's MADE US this hole...sing, "To HELL with DeeCee!!"
And Dem Hokie spinsters shore look pretty...
Dem Lib'rals want yer wallet, whinin' "Nickels fer yer pity!!"
Still us Church Hill boys OWN this City!!
It's so hard to be a Saint when yer pretty...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1473. To: Murron, mel, AuntB (#542)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Night")
He's gotta work late 'cuz BigGuv'ment's ringin' his bell!!
Don't you pout...yer yer father's son!!
Winning's the start of a beautiful run!!
Yes, Mudboy's Right!! Patriots, stock up yer house...
Stand up and fight...folks, rise up and DO WHAT'S RIGHT!!
Leftists' world is busting at its seams...
Right's rejecting Obama's Marxist dreams...
Holding on to what's Right...folks, we'll work all day...
Let's blow Left away 'cuz we're RIGHT!!
Obama LIES!! DemRATS are vile invaders!!
But "He's so pretty" say the Hollyweird stars...
Too bad Hope and Change won't power our cars!!
So, stand up and fight...fulfull Reagan's bold dreams...
Armed with faith in Liberty...proudly sing and do what's Right!!
Progressive Guv'ment retards righteous dreams...still, know MUD's way is Right...
MUD works nine to five and somehow he's reminding what's Right!!
'Tis OUR day...Left's mighty corrupt, RATS are sooo VILE!!
We're FarRight!! We're gonna Devolve Power 'til DemRATS cry!!
Our future is Right!! We're the FarRight!! Tyranny, we shall SMITE!!
And we'll trap him somehow, I swear...
I swear we're Right! We LOVE Liberty!!
Lib'rals, all y'all shall KNEEL to the Right!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1474. To: Russell T, Showzie, d'Skol, PapaJohn, DOG, CAPPSMADNESS, christine, Rotara, Auraka, Neil McIver, TLBSHOW (#577)
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Certain Kind Of Fool")
This Country is worth saving...we're hopin' folks LOVE Liberty!!
RATZ say that MUD is crazy...
MUD's Right, but Dem Statists are FREAKS!!
MUD drove on up to DeeCee and challenged Left's PowerElites!!
Righteous shall STAND, oh yeah...
MUD wants to sing, oh yeah...
I want to see the RightWing dancin'...
Folks, listen to ol' Mudboy's dreams!!
Dem Marxists wanna screw up OUR Land!!
RATS got the Nation reeling...Left's whinin' but Truth is Left's BAD!!
MUD's singin' fer OUR Country...he's practiced fer years without rest!!
And then one day MUD knew it...
MUD knew he would stand 'gainst the Left!!
MUD wants the same, oh yeah...
And it's a quirky kinda dude who...
Likes to sing the sound of his screen name!!
Ooo...
He's earned a reputation...spreading the Truth, "Defeat TheMan!!"
It wasn't fer the money...DemFreaks, they shall be made to PAY!!
Left thinks that MUD is funnin'...but watch BigGuv'ment fade away!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1475. To: FunkyDan, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, quidam, DiscoDave, TheBigMan, JayMo d'Drummer, Mick on Bass (#580)
At the risk of looking far-too-self-serving, we'll call this one...
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Outlaw Man")
The righteous fight 'gainst Tyranny...
Fer the RightWing, I'll play "MUD"!!
In one hand, Right reads Bibles...
In the other, we've got our guns!!
RATS, git to know me...I'm America's son!!
Trust me, MUD understands!!
One life lived proud and bold, that's the life of ol' Mudboy Slim!!
Voted fer BO Obama...she rejected RightWing ways!!
Some of my friends LOVE Barry...
RATS seldom ever KNOW!!
Awake to Guv'ment's danger...
'Cuz Left steals hearts and souls!!
Lib'rals, just come and hug me...
Networks shall understand...
MUD's life it shall unfold...it's the life of a RedskinMan!!
Ooo....
Have y'all met "Funky Dan"?
One guy fightin' RAT-HO's...THAT's the life of ol' Mudboy Slim!!
DemRATS are INSANE!!
Marxists call MUD "sinner", Lord...
Mudboy know he AIN'T!!
Jesus, Barry ain't!!
Patriots got no time to lose...
MORE BigGuv'ment's plumb INSANE!!
Outlaw man!!
Funky Dan!!
Mudboy Slim!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1476. To: A K A Stone (#0)
"Views: 485988"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1477. To: Eener, Jessie Lee, JakeyBoy, PapaJohn, WilmaSue, Bippy, DOG, Boris (#1440)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1478. To: Biff Tannen (#584)
"...i've never read one of your stupid songs."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1479. To: Skip Intro, Jewel (#585)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Black")
Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet.
Lo...beauty from the Heavens...I revolved around her Sun. [MUD's Earth to Jewel's Sun]
Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girrrrl's makin' me burn!!
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!"
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love Meeeee, BOY!!"
But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down...
GOODBYE...my FRagile flame!!
Girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Nation, washed with blood...LIES, the Lib'ral's Shame...
I still hear Slick's laughter...Bill LIES to hisself.
Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMYbitch!!
I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'... )8^D!!
How quick the floor can...drop away-ay-ay-ay!!!!
God Bless my bitten land...must kick some Righteous A$$...
Fer what Left did to me!!
Ohhh...Left's B!+(# is bad...Medyuh watched and fled...IGNORED everything...
Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUD's world to Black...
SLAUGHTERED 'bout all I see...All that I am...All I'll Beeeeee...YEAH!!!!
I know she'll be MY Star...
But somebody else must Show Some Spine!! IT'S TIME!! JUSTICE BE THINE!!!
How can it be?! It Can't be...it Shan't be!!
Muuuuuuuuuuuuud...AH HA AHHH!! Oooh...ah yeah...YEAH!!
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1480. To: e_type_jag, mininggold, Dakmar, TLBSHOW, A K A Stone, continental op, The Leadpenny, Ferret Mike, Jhoffa_ (#594)
(To be sung to Arlo Guthrie's "Gabriel's Mother's Highway Ballad #16!!")
Come on, children, come on...
Algore was bawlin', "Yer killin' my Plan!!"
Come on, children, come on...
Come on, Limbaugh, come on...
Dem RAT-FREAKS keep spendin'...Right must be BOLD!!
Come on, Glenn Beck, come on...
Freedom's gonna make US well!!
WeThePeople, RAT-Elites MUST GO!!
Vote Dem Statists straight to HELL!!
Come on, Jessie, come on...
Family life is swell...let dad sing his songs!!
Come on, Jakey, play drums...
Briefers gonna treat you swell!!
WeThePeople, righteous Right must VOTE!!
Waco's where KIDZ blood was spil't!!
WHUP Dem Lib'rals, it's FUN!!
All Americans gotta fancy FREE!!
Come on, Clinton, yer done!!
Come on, FReepers, come on...
Left's got nobody 'round, MUD done whupped RATS' butts!!
Come on, Briefers, come on...
Come on, Martin, come on...
Syntaurs gonna sing...watch DemRATS dispair!!
Abe be likin' MUD's songs!!
Run on, Marxists, run on...
Can't make a Heaven while on this Earth!!
Run on, Statists, run on...
Freedom's gonna make US well!!
WeThePeople, Socialism's OLDE!!
Tell RINOs to go to HELL!!
RATS know Kenyan Barry's leading US to HELL!!
Freedom's gonna make US well!!
Mmmm..MUD's gonna ring that bell!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1481. To: Goldi-Lox, TheRealRush, Hannity, TheGreatOne, holdonnow, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, A K A Stone (#625)
Goldi-lox may have passed on, but LibertyPost lives on in ReadOnly form...
URL Source: http://www.libertypost.org
Published: Jun 29, 2005
Author: Mudboy Slim
Post Date: 2005-06-29 14:52:10 by Mudboy Slim
Comments: 4262
(To be sung to AC/DC's "Back in Black")
It's been too long...I'm glad to be back!!
Yes, Mudboy's loose...singin' Truth!!
MODZ kept MUD lurkin' about...
Right's been fightin' fer what's Right!!
'Cuz Life's gittin' me high!!
Fergive my mirth, but I NEVER Lie!!
Chi-Com RATS SPY!! RATS LIE!!
Abusing all defenseless bums and unborn child!!
Yes, MUD's back...On Attack!!
Yes, Right's back...RAT-a-Tat-Tat!!
Right's Back on Black!!
Yes, MUD's back on Black!!
Winnin' big with the ballot...Right's got Power back!!
I'm in a band...takin' stands...
RATS cannot catch me...'cuz Ol' Mudboy shall sing!!
Folks, I'm FReepin' with Black...and we're whuppin' Dem RATS!!
Next Mudboy's gonna be FReepin' all that HipHopRap!!
MUD's just makin' his play...
RINOs, don't push yer luck...just git outta my way!!
Yes, MUD's back...
On Attack!!
Yes, Right's back...
RAT-a-Tat-Tat!!
Right's Back on Black!!
Yes, MUD's back on Black!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1482. To: Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Ron Wood, Bryan Jones (#1481)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil")
To the Left, they feel no shame!
Been around here fer many long years...
Stole many a man's Hope and Faith!!
Fascists in Power when Jesus Christ...
Bore our crosses and bore our pain.
Made damn sure our Savior...
Wouldn't threaten their Evil Reign!!
Please believe me...Lib'rals are to blame!!
Despite their righteous talk, more Power is their aim!!
When they saw the Monarchy had been shamed...
Killed the Czar and his ministers...
As well as any Man who could think!!
They rode the tanks in Heil Hitler's ranks...
When the blitzkrieg raged and all Waco stank!!
Please believe me...Socialists are to blame!!
Oh, yeah! Bloody failures, yet, they seem oblivious to shame!!
Led by Hanoi Jane, their hands are bloody-stained!!
They shouted out, "Who killed the Left's Elite?!"
While slaughterin' all who just wished to breathe free!!
Let me please clarify myself, these Elites have wealth and "taste"...
But their attacks on Liberty...have become a National Disgrace!!
Oh yeah! But what's puzzlin' me is their arrogant lack of shame!
Ah, yeah!...Go out and get 'em, boys!!
Oh yeah! But what's important now is the ending of Bill's reign!!
While I could call Slick "Lucifer," I'll exhibit some restraint.
When you see Slick, show due courtesy...
But have no sympathy, 'cuz Bill's a snake!!
Condemn all his corrupt politics, or be ashamed to show yer face!!
Uhm, yeah! Bringin' Clinton down is why I must serenade.
Uhmm, I mean it...Get out...Yeehah...Resign!...Get on out, BOY! Ah, yeah!
Tell you, voters, it's something you can change!!
Tell us, Willie, where's your shame?!
Tell you one thing, Slick's to blame!!
Ooh Hoo! Ooh Hoo! Wahoo! Alright! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ah yeah!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1483. To: Goldi-lox, LibertyPost.org, A K A Stone (#1461)
Thank you to all Liberty Post participants who have supported the site and made it a special place over the years.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1484. To: war (#1)
Or did you simply run away from yer horribly discredited screen name as you hide beneath yer mama's gargantuan skirt?!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1485. To: backhoe, Ghost of Quantrill, M Kehoe, Fitz, Ward Smythe, Flora McDonald (#1481)
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Californication")
Leftists' zeal's to smite FReeNations!!
Lib-uh-rulls love Sweden...
Dreams of Amsterdam libations...
Dem Lib'rals want Big Guv'ment dreams...
Right, Rally Fer Our Nation!!
Pride of the western civilization...
We're warriors fightin' fer Peace!!
Unleash the wisdom derived via liberation!!
Left's oh so queer...RATS're HollyWeird!!
Folks, Rally Fer Our Nation!!
November 3rd awaits US!!
Reject the Left's spin...help FReedom win...
'Tis Culture War we're waging!!
Airborne...uniform...
MUDZ corps...just war...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
Lied about his own conflagrations...
JohnnyBoy LIED...fer the Viet Cong side...
Genghis Khan's mis-information!!
Lied 'bout his bronze star...and three purple hearts...
John LIED to the whole Nation!!
Should be shamed by their Michael Moore baseness!!
Limbaugh, you shall hear fer years...
Righteous songs on yer AM stations!!
Our liberties are here to stay...
We're FReepin' fer our Nation!!
Devolve Power to the States, men...
Everybody, we're due fer Right's righteous liberation!!
War-torn...Desert Storm...
Must win...fight sin...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
But good FReepers rulle this Nation!!
'Cuz God looks out fer those hearts so stout...
We're just another FReedom station!!
Come, righteous waves, Truth'll save the world...
FReep fer our Liberation!!
November 3rd awaits US!!
Slick's takin' a rest...John's just a test...
'Tis Clinton's scalp MUDZ craving!!
War-torn...Desert Storm...
Must win...fight sin...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1486. To: xUSMC0311, badeye, white sands, buckeroo, fitz, goldilucky, AuntB, sneakypete, ferret, rotten, eschoir (#1485)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1487. To: Donald Trump, El Rushbo, Trumpsters Everywhere (#1486)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "The Times They Are A-Changin'"
And admit that corruption in DeeCee has grown!!
Then, demand that Slick's TREASON shall not be condoned!!
WE MUST FIGHT!! The Nation's worth savin'!!
Country, better stop sleepin' or yer souls Left will own...
Folks, the times they are a'changin'...
Our Prez'dent has spied...WE MUST RE-IMPEACH HIM!!
And indict Bill's goons...then WE'LL IMPRISON SLICK!!
Yes, Limbaugh's sellin' TRUTH 'bout Slick's TREASON!!
Left's poltroons, y'know, we'll be FReepin' the Net!!
Press, the times they are a'changin'...
Please stand up fer Justice...please tear down Slick's walls!!
Folks, watch how you vote...'cuz we're watchin' y'all!!
Battle fer hearts and minds rages...
We'll soon FReep yer meetings and clatter yer halls...
Pols, the times they are a'changin'...
Look in yer kids' eyes...they are yer Scottish Clan...
Yer sons and yer daughters...look to you, MAKE YER STAND!!!
Yer Cold War has moved to this Nation!!
Please get out and help us...AIN'T PATRIOTISM GRAND?!!
Parents, the times they are a'changin'...
WE'LL DETHRONE NOW...AND IMPRISON SLICK LAST!!
Welcome Prez'dent Gore...Al's "term"'ll go fast...
New World Order is rapidly fadin'!!
And the People's Power'll be returned at last...
Ohhh, the times they are a'changin'!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1488. To: palo verde, karen, boognish, crystalk, continental op, Cal, r-u-n-n o-f-t, BADJOE, tlbshow (#1481)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Masters of War"**)
**(3rd Track on Dylan's "The FReewheelin' Bob Dylan")
Sold Chinese our Big Guns...
Bloody handful of coins...
Can y'all say, "TREASON"?!!
Folks, Slick hides beyond Laws...
And Left's Liars in the Press...
Slick, I wanted you to know...
Patriots demand Justice!!
But RAPE and DESTROY!!
Left lauds his "New World"...
It's just a Socialist ploy!!
Left confiscates our lands...
Then, Slick stomped on folks' rights...
Note Slick turned a pale yellow...
When it was his turn to FIGHT!!!!!
Slick lies and deceives...
New World Order's all BUNK!!
UN's Socialist Sleaze!!
Slick, folks see through yer lies...
Slick, our Country you've stained...
Won't forget the Waco SLAUGHTER...
Forgive?!! You're INSANE!!!
Left is hatred-inspired...
Ol' Slick sits back and laughs...
Seems them Lib'rals love LIARS!!
Clintons defaced our White House...
With their abhorrent crud!!
Slick found time to boink interns...
Still choked his li'l pud!!
Arrogance so absurd!!
FReepers must teach their children...
To follow Lord's Word!!
Yes, Left's threatenin' our Liberty...
Socialism's Left's aim...
Ain't no match fer MEN...
We'll CRUSH Left with our brains!!
From Rush Limbaugh I learned!!
Left may trash us with mud...
Right's viewpoints are spurned.
Still, there's two things I know...
Slick, MUD's WISER than you...
And my Lord Jesus'll never...
Forgive you, You TOOL!!
Is POWER really so good?!
Bill, will it git you Redemption?!
Do you think that it should?!
I think Bill will find...
When his obituary is told...
All those Laws that he's RAPED were...
Never quite worth his Soul!!
Least not anytime soon...
Hope you live long in Prison...
Hope yer cellmates LOOOOVE you!! [=^D]
Slick, I'll be at yer funeral...
I'll sing ill of the dead...
Then, I'll stand over yer grave...
BOY, I'll piss on yer head!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1489. To: ferret (#1488)
(Edited)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#1490. To: All (#1489)
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
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