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Title: Longview, TX man shocked after prostitute he booked was his own wife
Source: FocusTimes
URL Source: http://view-source:http://www.focus ... hocked-prostitute-booked-wife/
Published: Aug 19, 2017
Author: staff
Post Date: 2017-08-19 08:32:20 by Tooconservative
Keywords: None
Views: 301
Comments: 12

A 53-year old man in Longview, Texas was taken by surprise after a prostitute he hired through a website turned out to be his own wife of the past 16 years.

The man had been using the site for some months to hire prostitutes and meet them for sex at motels in neighboring areas. Last weekend, the man told his wife he was going out drinking with work colleagues, when in reality he was travelling to a motel on the outskirts of town.

Upon checking into the motel the man used his phone to access his regular website used to book prostitutes. According to a statement he made to authorities, he saw the profile of a new “27-year old” woman who caught his attention.

The photo only showed the woman from her neck down, but the man said he liked her body so he sent her a message to see if she was free later that night. She said she was, and they arranged for a liaison at the motel.

Guests in adjoining rooms called the front desk to report a disturbance at around 8 pm after the woman arrived and found that her client was none other than her husband of the last 16 years.

It emerged that the prostitute was actually the man's 43-year old wife. She was furious to learn her husband had been hiring sex workers, although he was equally angry to learn his wife had been freelancing as a prostitute. The couple are said to be seeking counseling for their marital difficulties.

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#1. To: Tooconservative (#0) (Edited)

I hear that in Italy such thing is not so uncommon.

And Italian women are the most jealous and ferocious in the world.

Vide Lisa Marie Nowak (nee Caputo)

A Pole  posted on  2017-08-19   8:56:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Tooconservative (#0)

The government has an interest in this. She engaged in false advertising!

Vicomte13  posted on  2017-08-19   9:00:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Vicomte13 (#2)

The government has an interest in this. She engaged in false advertising!

How so? She was, after all, a whore.

I liked this mostly because of the man-bites-dog angle to the reporting.

A man-visits-whore story isn't a real news story until it becomes man-visits-whore-who-turns-out-to-be-his-wife.

Tooconservative  posted on  2017-08-19   9:18:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Tooconservative (#0) (Edited)

He should have just told her,"I gave at home. On your knees,bitch!"

Not to mention ask some hard questions about secret bank accounts.

Sometimes you just have to take control.

In the entire history of the world,the only nations that had to build walls to keep their own citizens from leaving were those with leftist governments.

sneakypete  posted on  2017-08-19   10:28:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: sneakypete (#4)

There is some irony here.

He wanted to pay a woman whose body was identical to his wife (because she was his wife). Obviously, he didn't care what her face looked like.

And she, being a regular paid whore, obviously had no compunctions about offering herself for any sex act. So it wasn't that he couldn't get kinky sex from his wife and was resorting to a whore for kinky stuff.

If he'd just stayed home, he could have gotten what he wanted, no matter what, from his whore wife for free.

But he lied and snuck out just to get a little strange pussy anyway.

Tooconservative  posted on  2017-08-19   10:40:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Tooconservative (#5)

And she, being a regular paid whore, obviously had no compunctions about offering herself for any sex act. So it wasn't that he couldn't get kinky sex from his wife and was resorting to a whore for kinky stuff.

You REALLY believe that?

Seriously?

Have you never dated and then moved in with or married a woman?

In the entire history of the world,the only nations that had to build walls to keep their own citizens from leaving were those with leftist governments.

sneakypete  posted on  2017-08-19   10:55:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Tooconservative (#5)

it wasn't that he couldn't get kinky sex from his wife and was resorting to a whore for kinky stuff.

Or maybe "he couldn't get kinky sex from his wife"? Unless he pays her?

A Pole  posted on  2017-08-19   11:11:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: sneakypete, A Pole (#6)

Unlike you cynical degraded bitches, I am still a romantic at heart.

Tooconservative  posted on  2017-08-19   14:19:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Tooconservative (#8)

Unlike you cynical degraded bitches, I am still a romantic at heart.

Better you than me.

In the entire history of the world,the only nations that had to build walls to keep their own citizens from leaving were those with leftist governments.

sneakypete  posted on  2017-08-19   22:19:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: A Pole (#7)

Or maybe "he couldn't get kinky sex from his wife"? Unless he pays her?

Since they are married,it looks like she would at least have the decency to put him on the "friends and family" pay plan,doesn't it?

In the entire history of the world,the only nations that had to build walls to keep their own citizens from leaving were those with leftist governments.

sneakypete  posted on  2017-08-20   16:11:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: sneakypete (#9)

Better you than me.

I said I was a romantic at heart. Not in practice.

Tooconservative  posted on  2017-08-21   1:43:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: Tooconservative (#11)

I said I was a romantic at heart. Not in practice.

Excellent choice!

In the entire history of the world,the only nations that had to build walls to keep their own citizens from leaving were those with leftist governments.

sneakypete  posted on  2017-08-21   9:55:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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