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Title: The Jewish and The Chinese Pilots
Source: From The Trenches
URL Source: http://fromthetrenchesworldreport.c ... nese-pilots/201756#more-201756
Published: Jun 27, 2017
Author: Hal Apeeno
Post Date: 2017-06-27 13:00:07 by Deckard
Keywords: None
Views: 1707
Comments: 7

A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain.

His copilot is Chinese. It’s the first time they’ve flown together, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.  

Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, ‘I don’t like Chinese.’

‘No rike Chinese?’ asks the copilot, ‘….why not?’

‘You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that’s why !’

‘No, no,’ the co-pilot protests, ‘Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.’

‘Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese… doesn’t matter, you’re all alike!’

There’s a few minutes of silence.

‘I no rike Jews either!’ the copilot suddenly announces.

‘Oh yeah, why not?’ asks the captain.

‘Jews sink Titanic.’

‘What? That’s insane! Jews didn’t sink the Titanic!’ exclaims the captain, ‘It was an iceberg!’

‘Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg …no mattah… all same.’

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#3. To: Deckard, Tooconservative, Vicomte13 (#0)

It seems that many Chinese businessmen believe that the Jewish are all very smart and rich. Mr. Hu had recently invested in the US and had a second home here and was a little worried that he might not be able to impress the American Jews. When he needed to see a doctor for the blurred vision he's been experiencing, naturally he sought out a Jewish ophthalmologist, Dr. Goldberg.

After the exam Dr. Goldberg informed Mr. Hu, "you have a cataract in your right eye".

Mr. Hu shook his head vigorously, and said, with some pride and pleasure at knowing something the Dr. didn't: "No, you wrong."

Dr. Goldberg: "Yes, you have cataract -- right eye."

Mr. Hu: "Dr. Goldberg not right. I right. Mr. Hu no have Catarac."

Dr. Goldberg, at little puzzled and a little exasperated this time said, "yes, right eye problem, you have cataract."

Mr. HU, very proudly puffing out his chest: "Yes, problem, you not right. I right. Mr. Hu no have Catarac. Mr. Hu have Rincon Continenter."

If that wasn't groan worthy enough, check out China and the Jews

Anthem  posted on  2017-06-27   23:24:23 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Anthem (#3) (Edited)

These aren't even good ethnic jokes. Boo. Boo-o-o-o-o...

Tooconservative  posted on  2017-06-27   23:48:37 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Tooconservative (#4)

Nevah! (gasp)

What did the old Chinaman say to the old Jew to show what he thought they had in commom?






"I sail junk, too"


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