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Title: Gay baboon terrorises villagers, rapes 5 men
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Zimbabwe-Today.com
URL Source: http://zimbabwe-today.com/gay-baboo ... rs-in-southafrica-rapes-5-men/
Published: Apr 24, 2017
Author: Â
Post Date: 2017-05-10 14:15:28 by Tooconservative
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Views: 2249
Comments: 4
The baboon is said to have attacked more than six men in the past week and what’s baffling the villagers is the fact that the baboon only attacks guys and does not hurt it’s victims but rather performs sexual acts on top of the terrified victim and leaves. One victim, George Chiune said he was coming from the local shebeen when the baboon attacked him and pinned him down. “I thought it wanted to kill me but realized it was after my bum,”, George said. Five men were admitted to hospital yesterday after experiencing acute anal pains and fatigue. Doctors confirmed the men have anal cancer. The baboon, which has been nicknamed Somizi travels alone and this, according to animal behaviour specialist is a strange occurrence because baboons are known to ravel in troops. One specialist, Lizzie McKenzie said “the baboon might be an outcast and chased away from it’s troop. That is why it is travelling alone but as to the reason it’s attacking only males, it beats me. I have never seen that behaviour in my 20 years in this field,”she said. When journalists visited the village, all male school kids were said to be wearing dresses as a preventative measure until the baboon has been dealt with. Poster Comment: As with many of these stories out of Africa, you never know if it is #FakeNews or not.
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#1. To: Tooconservative (#0)
Deckard wants to know exactly where this village is.
The story is present on a lot of African sites where the name of the gay baboon stays consistent. However, the location varies from northwest South Africa, western Zimbabwe, and South Sudan (Yambio, Gbudwe State). The rape victims don't always get anal cancer but men/boys in local villages do end up wearing dresses to protect themselves from this rapey ape. Or maybe this is just a very gay and very active baboon who really gets around Africa.
Probably the head of the local BLM, and NBPP groups.
Si vis pacem, para bellum Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. Never Pick A Fight With An Old Man He Will Just Shoot You He Can't Afford To Get Hurt I am concerned for the security of our great nation; not so much because of any threat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within." -- General Douglas MacArthur
Has anybody checked to see if the baboon has a Go Fund Me page? In the entire history of the world,the only nations that had to build walls to keep their own citizens from leaving were those with leftist governments.
#2. To: misterwhite (#1)
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#3. To: Tooconservative (#0)
#4. To: Tooconservative (#2)
Or maybe this is just a very gay and very active baboon who really gets around Africa.
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