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Title: Medicare Part G-A True Benefit
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Published: May 3, 2017
Author: Unknown
Post Date: 2017-05-03 19:05:16 by HomerBohn
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Views: 1509
Comments: 5

If you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and need Long-Term Care, but the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you, what do you do?

You may opt for Medicare Part G.

The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You may then shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!

And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home.

And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it.

And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!

Is this a great country or what?

Now that you have solved your senior Long-Term Care problem, go enjoy the week!

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#1. To: HomerBohn (#0)

Unless you live in Texas where the corrupt politicians will give you the needle.

Willie Green  posted on  2017-05-03   20:09:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: HomerBohn (#0)

Yes it is certainly a plan

paraclete  posted on  2017-05-03   21:16:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: HomerBohn (#0)

" Now that you have solved your senior Long-Term Care problem, go enjoy the week! "

This is funny as hell !!

I guess it would be wiser to take out a Federal Politick ?

My understanding is that Fed Prisons are nicer than state ones.

Si vis pacem, para bellum

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God.

Never Pick A Fight With An Old Man He Will Just Shoot You He Can't Afford To Get Hurt

I am concerned for the security of our great nation; not so much because of any threat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within." -- General Douglas MacArthur

Stoner  posted on  2017-05-04   12:45:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: HomerBohn (#0)

worthless politician

people

who will Trade *

oTher people's righTs - life - properTy

for power - populariTy

need to be Tried - senTenced - execuTed

love
boris

* The jesse Jackson - marTian luTher king - dnc formula

blackmail
exTorTion
murder

If you ... don't use exclamation points --- you should't be typeing ! Commas - semicolons - question marks are for girlie boys !

BorisY  posted on  2017-05-04   13:21:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: BorisY (#4)

" worthless politician

people

who will Trade *

oTher people's righTs - life - properTy

for power - populariTy

need to be Tried - senTenced - execuTed "

Can't argue against that !

Si vis pacem, para bellum

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God.

Never Pick A Fight With An Old Man He Will Just Shoot You He Can't Afford To Get Hurt

I am concerned for the security of our great nation; not so much because of any threat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within." -- General Douglas MacArthur

Stoner  posted on  2017-05-04   13:53:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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