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Title: That Laquan McDonald Shooting In Chicago: A Counter-Take
Source: VDare
URL Source: http://www.vdare.com/posts/chicago-shooting-a-counter-take
Published: Nov 27, 2015
Author: John Derbyshire
Post Date: 2015-11-27 21:38:05 by Bridge at Remagen
Keywords: None
Views: 15459
Comments: 70

Here (with a hat tip to Countenance Blog) is an interesting counter-take on the 2014 Chicago shooting of Laquan McDonald.

I expect every police officer in the country has been taught a defensive doctrine called the Tueller Drill. The Tueller Drill was developed by Salt Lake City Police Officer Dennis Tueller, who among other things was a firearms instructor for his department.

Dennis trained uniformed police officers who were armed with pistols and who regularly encountered violent suspects armed with impact weapons, particularly knives.

{snip}

That begged the question, then, of what distance became the threshold at which an impact-weapon armed attacker did constitute an imminent threat of death or grave bodily harm such that the officer would be justified in using deadly force. Was that distance 5 feet? 10 feet? 15 feet?

{snip}

After running a great many empirical tests, Dennis found that the distance that an impact-weapon armed attacker could cross from a standing start in 1.5 seconds was not just 5 feet, or 10 feet, or 15 feet. Rather, such an aggressor could consistently cross a distance of 21 feet, a full 7 yards, in the 1.5 seconds it would take the typical officer to draw his holster and engage that aggressor with aimed fire.

Laquan McDonald Video Not Dispositive of Police Criminal Misconduct

Posted by Andrew Branca, LegalInsurrection, November 25, 2015

Here’s a police training video displaying two officers testing this in the gym.

Branca also has a video he describes as

And in case that exercise wasn’t sufficiently convincing on how effective a knife can be against even a prepared and well-armed police officer, here’s a video of an actual confrontation between an aggressive and motivated knife-wielding attacker and several armed police officers, some of whom were armed with long guns. (CAUTION: Not all of these officers survive the encounter, and there’s plenty of blood, so if you’re sensitive to such things you may wish to defer viewing.)

You can watch it here.

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#30. To: misterwhite (#25)

Had McDonald stopped and dropped the knife, THEN was shot, I wouldn't defend that shooting.

No one has yet determined exactly when the knife came out of his hand but the shooter was told to stop shooting when he tried to reload and at least one of the other cops pointed out he no longer had the knife in his hand. It was not a dark street, visibility was pretty good. If the other cops could see the knife was not in his hand, so could the shooter-cop.

Is there any scumbag criminal that YOU won't defend?

Plenty. My posting history is clear enough. I've sided with the cops in a lot of controversial shootings, often taking their side very early on as a case becomes prominent. I can't say whether my ratio of siding with the cop or shootee is 50:50 or 60:40 but it would be in that range, I think.

Tooconservative  posted on  2015-11-28   11:28:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#31. To: misterwhite (#28)

And we both agree the USE of deadly force was justified.

We do not agree. I say it may be justified in court and have said so repeatedly. You keep insisting that I have "agreed" with you that it is justified.

I'm simply offering possible defenses to the NUMBER of shots fired in the heat of the moment.

You go far beyond that, as you have in every bad-shooting case that I can think of.

Tooconservative  posted on  2015-11-28   11:31:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#32. To: TooConservative (#18)

"this cop was a pretty lousy shot"

16 for 16 is "lousy"?

misterwhite  posted on  2015-11-28   11:52:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#33. To: TooConservative (#30)

"and at least one of the other cops pointed out he no longer had the knife in his hand."

At the end of the shooting, what did the cop kick away? A cigarette butt?

misterwhite  posted on  2015-11-28   11:54:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#34. To: All, misterwhite, nolu chan, redleghunter (#29)

A few bits stand out from the autopsy info.

01-01 BENZOYLECGONINE Hospital Specimens ELISA Negative
01-01 ETHANOL Hospital Specimens 60 Negative
01-01 OPIATES Hospital Specimens ELISA Negative

So toxicology revealed no cocaine or liquor or other opiates. Apparently, they tested him later for PCP or have other evidence of PCP intoxication.

I notice in the autopsy diagram and in the autopsy report, the numbering of the bullets does not indicate the order in which they were fired.

Strangely, the autopsy report says:

Genitourinary System: The left kidney is absent. The capsule of the right capsule strips with ease to reveal a smooth and lobulated surface. The cortex is of normal thickness with well?demarcated corticomedullary junctions. The calyx, pelvis and ureter is unremarkable. The urinary bladder contains approximately 200 mL of clear yellow urine. The mucosa is gray, smooth, and unremarkable. The prostate gland is unremarkable externally.
Perhaps being born with only one kidney is more common than I think. But I see no mention in the autopsy that Laquan was a kidney donor so I assume he was born with only one. Only bullet #15 could have destroyed the left kidney and they would have mentioned that the kidney was destroyed in the autopsy, not just note the kidney was "absent".

DaVita.com > Kidney disease education > Overview > Living With CKD > What's It Like To Live With One Kidney?
About one in 750 people is born with only one kidney. The medical term for this condition, which is more common in men than women, is renal agenesis. Usually it’s the left kidney that is missing. Because it is possible to be healthy with one kidney, some people don’t find out they have one missing until it’s discovered on an X-ray or sonogram. (In another condition called renal dysplasia, the second kidney is present but does not function properly.)

C'mon, I know you guys used to watch Quincy reruns! Here is the original big-band-bikini-babe Quincy theme to refresh your memory.

Tooconservative  posted on  2015-11-28   11:55:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#35. To: TooConservative (#31)

"We do not agree. I say it may be justified in court and have said so repeatedly."

Fine. We agree that a court would find it to be a justified shooting. Better?

misterwhite  posted on  2015-11-28   11:55:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#36. To: misterwhite (#33)

At the end of the shooting, what did the cop kick away? A cigarette butt?

We don't have full info and no access to the depositions of bystanders and other police at the scene. Not that that will slow you down a bit.

You take presumption of innocence too far. But only for police, never anyone else. And you don't like it when someone points it out.

Tooconservative  posted on  2015-11-28   11:57:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#37. To: misterwhite, nolu chan (#35)

We agree that a court would find it to be a justified shooting. Better?

We don't agree.

A jury may find that first shot justified but still convict him of 1st- or 2nd-degree murder or manslaughter (or whatever the IL equivalents are).

You don't seem to grasp that the first shot could be justified and that the remaining shots could constitute murderous intent. That is the crux of this case, IMO.

You keep trying to insist that the first shot was unquestionably justified when it is not clear that it is. But the other shots are what will likely influence the jury when they convict him. Those show a bad intent, an intent by the shooter-cop that the perp, even once rendered helpless, was not going to be allowed to survive the shooting. The fact that he was reloading to shoot the perp even more is even more damning.

Tooconservative  posted on  2015-11-28   12:02:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#38. To: TooConservative (#29)

"Really, a lousy shooting overall."

16 for 16. And a bad hit is better than a well-placed miss.

"It's striking how few center-mass and head shots were fired."

But you would only allow two shots.

misterwhite  posted on  2015-11-28   12:02:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#39. To: TooConservative (#34)

I notice in the autopsy diagram and in the autopsy report, the numbering of the bullets does not indicate the order in which they were fired.

How can they tell the order the bullets were fired?

Why is democracy held in such high esteem when it’s the enemy of the minority and makes all rights relative to the dictates of the majority? (Ron Paul,2012)

American Indians had open borders. Look at how well that worked out for them.

sneakypete  posted on  2015-11-28   12:11:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#40. To: TooConservative (#37)

"A jury may find that first shot justified ..."

... but then convict him of "excessive deadly force". A dangerous precedent, isn't it? Any cop shooting more than once could face first degree murder charges according to your definition.

(A side note: Amadou Diallo was shot 41 times. Four officers were charged with second-degree murder and reckless endangerment. Not guilty.)

misterwhite  posted on  2015-11-28   12:16:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#41. To: TooConservative (#37)

A jury may find that first shot justified but still convict him of 1st- or 2nd-degree murder or manslaughter

Has there ever been an officer involved shooting where a jury made such a decision?

Roscoe  posted on  2015-11-28   12:17:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#42. To: TooConservative (#36)

"We don't have full info and no access to the depositions of bystanders and other police at the scene."

Ah. NOW you want to wait for testimony and evidence.

misterwhite  posted on  2015-11-28   12:19:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#43. To: Roscoe (#41)

"Has there ever been an officer involved shooting where a jury made such a decision?"

Wishful thinking.

misterwhite  posted on  2015-11-28   12:33:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#44. To: misterwhite (#42)

NOW you want to wait for testimony and evidence.

Just a formality before issuing his predetermined guilty verdict.

Roscoe  posted on  2015-11-28   12:36:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#45. To: sneakypete, GrandIsland (#39)

How can they tell the order the bullets were fired?

From the diagram, I surmised they roughly went from head to toe starting on the front side. I think they may have discovered at least one other bullet hole from the side or behind when they flipped the body. Or so it seemed.

The video of the event may make it possible to determine which shots hit first. If I had to bet, I would say the neck shot was first. I also noticed how many shots to the arms which would seem to indicate this shooter had poor weapon control.

You probably noticed the fence on the right of the video, the backdrop for all the shots the cop fired at the shootee. I have to wonder what was in the line of fire behind that fence. A shot to the shootee's neck and the graze wound on his head indicate the cop was shooting over his shooting horizon and might well have been shooting at houses/cars/people in the distance. I recently caught a guy shooting a deer rifle over the horizon (and missing!) so it made me more attentive to shooting backdrops.

Tooconservative  posted on  2015-11-28   14:54:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#46. To: misterwhite (#40)

(A side note: Amadou Diallo was shot 41 times. Four officers were charged with second-degree murder and reckless endangerment. Not guilty.)

A group shooting can create reasonable doubt. And there were jurisdictional issues in the Diallo case as I recall it.

Tooconservative  posted on  2015-11-28   14:56:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#47. To: Roscoe, sneakypete, (#41)

Has there ever been an officer involved shooting where a jury made such a decision?

In this instance, it isn't all that significant that it was a cop instead of a private citizen except that a cop has a much higher duty to preserve human life, act with minimum force, apprehend instead of executing a suspect. A civilian has a better excuse if they say "I panicked and emptied my magazine on him".

It is somewhat ticklish though.

If one of the first two bullets fired was determined to be the fatal shot (let's say if this guy had a fatal head wound but fell at an angle where the cop couldn't see the head wound and the gaping hole in his head). In that case, you would only evaluate whether the first shot (or two) was justified under police policy and state law.

However, the shooter fired 14 bullets once the perp was on the ground. Since there was a serious neck wound (not declared the fatal injury), a head graze, and a lower-right-back entry wound which apparently didn't hit any vital organ (because Laquan was born without a left kidney apparently), then you do open the question as to whether it is reasonable to assume it was the sheer number of bullets fired that caused enough blood loss to kill him, likely in combination with the rather serious neck injury. Or to believe that the minor injuries occurred first and the most serious ones -- like the neck injury -- came later in the shooting event and not as one of the first two shots when the shootee was still on his feet.

The entry points for a few of these wounds are suggestive too. Look at the diagram and the autopsy report for shots in the back. That isn't such a good fact for the shooter's defense lawyer to explain away. You never look good with multiple shots in a dead boy's back.

Anyway, those are my thoughts from skimming through the rather long autopsy report I linked to above. You guys might notice things in there that I don't but it has a lot of precise anatomy terms. Not real light reading.

Anything on the video that can determine which bullets struck first and whether they were the primary/fatal injury could change the outcome of the trial considerably, either way.

Tooconservative  posted on  2015-11-28   15:08:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#48. To: misterwhite (#42)

Ah. NOW you want to wait for testimony and evidence.

Your hypocrisy is stunning. What a crapweasel remark.

You wanted to exonerate him before they finished reading the charges against him.

Here's a clue: LF is not a Illinois criminal court in the city of Chicago. The shooter will receive presumption of innocence in such a court. But other venues can express all sorts of opinions on his guilt or innocence pretty freely. Because we do have freedom of speech.

Tooconservative  posted on  2015-11-28   15:12:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#49. To: All, nolu chan, misterwhite (#48)

I did notice a few other things in the autopsy.

"Manner of death: homicide" sticks out. And yet, no charges were filed. That almost has to have been political. They have no more evidence to charge with now than they did last January. And that shooter got to carry a gun and badge in the interval.

I think I read that the autopsy had been revised once already. The autopsy I linked to was made by an assistant medical examiner. It does surprise me that the chief medical examiner of Cook County did not conduct the exam himself in a police shooting. Maybe he was trying to keep his hands clean as Rahm pulled strings to defer any trial until after the election.

At the top of report, it noted that "Investigator Daniel Kobel with the City of Chicago Independent Police Review Authority is present for the autopsy."

So despite the ruling of homicide and presence of the (supposed) independent police review investigator, it still wasn't enough to charge the shooter until 11 months later? And then they decide to charge 1st degree murder which seems like a stretch unless there is some very damning evidence against this cop indicating he planned to just kill this kid no matter what.

Tooconservative  posted on  2015-11-28   15:26:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#50. To: TooConservative (#47)

"If one of the first two bullets fired was determined to be the fatal shot ... the shooter fired 14 bullets once the perp was on the ground."

Fine. Let's assume that. That means the perp was already dead when the other 14 shots were fired.

You wanna charge Van Dyke with mutilating a corpse, be my guest. But first degree murder, no.

misterwhite  posted on  2015-11-28   16:24:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#51. To: TooConservative (#34)

My mother loved watching Quincy. Good show.

Yes all those old Hollywood TV series which tried to impress men that beyond prime out of shape, middle aged men of modest income, could seriously date the most beautiful women:)

"I will praise You, O Lord my God, with all my heart, And I will glorify Your name forevermore. For great is Your mercy toward me, And You have delivered my soul from the depths of Sheol." Psalm 86:12-13

redleghunter  posted on  2015-11-28   16:26:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#52. To: All (#0)

Anybody see the knife/gun showdown on the TV show Justified?

It referenced an internet video, cant remember what the rule was called.

Bridge at Remagen  posted on  2015-11-28   16:34:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#53. To: TooConservative (#49) (Edited)

"Manner of death: homicide" sticks out. And yet, no charges were fi filed. fi filed.

The coroner only has six choices: 1) Natural 2) Accident 3) Suicide 4) Homicide 5) Undetermined 6) Pending.

Homicide simply means that one human being caused the death of another human being. It doesn't necessarily mean murder.

"And yet, no charges were filed. That almost has to have been political."

It WAS political, but not for the reason you think. There was a runoff election held on April 7, 2015 (which resulted in the re-election of incumbent mayor Rahm Emanuel). Had the charges and the video been made public, people say Emanuel wouldn't have been re-elected.

misterwhite  posted on  2015-11-28   16:35:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#54. To: Bridge at Remagen (#52)

It's called the 21-foot rule (aka the Tueller Drill).

misterwhite  posted on  2015-11-28   17:01:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#55. To: misterwhite (#50)

Fine. Let's assume that. That means the perp was already dead when the other 14 shots were fired.

You wanna charge Van Dyke with mutilating a corpse, be my guest. But first degree murder, no.

Ah. I think you see that the order of bullets fired could play a role in the verdict. There might also be more video on smartphones or even the possibility of recovering the video tapes that the police erased from the Burger King cameras. Another act that mitigates toward guilt in a coverup and in the shooting itself. Why erase those tapes if they showed it was a good shooting? But obviously, they didn't.

Tooconservative  posted on  2015-11-28   17:48:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#56. To: TooConservative (#45)

The video of the event may make it possible to determine which shots hit first. If I had to bet, I would say the neck shot was first.

I don't know,but it sure seem like he had his plug pulled early. He went down like a sack of potatoes.

Why is democracy held in such high esteem when it’s the enemy of the minority and makes all rights relative to the dictates of the majority? (Ron Paul,2012)

American Indians had open borders. Look at how well that worked out for them.

sneakypete  posted on  2015-11-28   18:13:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#57. To: redleghunter (#51)

Yes all those old Hollywood TV series which tried to impress men that beyond prime out of shape, middle aged men of modest income, could seriously date the most beautiful women:)

Say WHAT??????

Why is democracy held in such high esteem when it’s the enemy of the minority and makes all rights relative to the dictates of the majority? (Ron Paul,2012)

American Indians had open borders. Look at how well that worked out for them.

sneakypete  posted on  2015-11-28   18:15:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#58. To: Bridge at Remagen (#52) (Edited)

Anybody see the knife/gun showdown on the TV show Justified?

It referenced an internet video, cant remember what the rule was called.

Oh,yeah. The dummy actually believed it and went charging after the Marshall because he thought he could reach and stab him to death before he was shot.

And IIRC,it's called the "21 foot rule",and was made famous by a part-time reserve cop named Maysad Ayoob,or something similar,who has never been in a gun fight in his life.

BTW,LOVED that show!

Why is democracy held in such high esteem when it’s the enemy of the minority and makes all rights relative to the dictates of the majority? (Ron Paul,2012)

American Indians had open borders. Look at how well that worked out for them.

sneakypete  posted on  2015-11-28   18:17:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#59. To: TooConservative (#55)

I think you see that the order of bullets fired could play a role in the verdict.

Possible, but moot. No coroner will testify, under oath, the order of bullets fired.

"or even the possibility of recovering the video tapes that the police erased from the Burger King cameras."

Again, moot. None of those cameras were pointing at the scene of the shooting.

"The missing video, all sides agree, would not have shown the actual shooting but attorney’s for McDonald’s family contend it could have shown events leading up to the shooting."

misterwhite  posted on  2015-11-28   18:19:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#60. To: TooConservative (#47)

In this instance, it isn't all that significant that it was a cop instead of a private citizen

Yeah, it is. And your legal hypothetical is unprecedented to boot, as you just tacitly admitted.

Roscoe  posted on  2015-11-28   18:21:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#61. To: sneakypete (#57)

I had a smiley there Pete:)

"I will praise You, O Lord my God, with all my heart, And I will glorify Your name forevermore. For great is Your mercy toward me, And You have delivered my soul from the depths of Sheol." Psalm 86:12-13

redleghunter  posted on  2015-11-28   18:41:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#62. To: TooConservative (#49)

"Manner of death: homicide" sticks out. And yet, no charges were filed.

"Manner of death: homicide" connotes death from unnatural causes, but does not connotes whether it was the result of criminal action. A dead body with bullet holes could have gotten that way by non-criminal action.

nolu chan  posted on  2015-11-28   19:19:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#63. To: sneakypete (#56)

I don't know,but it sure seem like he had his plug pulled early. He went down like a sack of potatoes.

It was rather sudden, especially if he had a good dose of PCP in him. Normally, they don't even notice a gunshot or two.

Tooconservative  posted on  2015-11-28   21:21:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#64. To: TooConservative (#63)

It was rather sudden, especially if he had a good dose of PCP in him. Normally, they don't even notice a gunshot or two.

MY thinking is that it takes either a brain shot or a spine shot to bring someone tumbling down like that. Especially someone on hog tranquilizer.

Why is democracy held in such high esteem when it’s the enemy of the minority and makes all rights relative to the dictates of the majority? (Ron Paul,2012)

American Indians had open borders. Look at how well that worked out for them.

sneakypete  posted on  2015-11-28   21:31:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#65. To: redleghunter (#51)

You mean, like...

Cannon, 1972

Quincy

Baretta

Tooconservative  posted on  2015-11-28   21:34:09 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#66. To: TooConservative (#65)

Well Baretta was ahead of his time with physical fitness:)

Also add this to the list:

"I will praise You, O Lord my God, with all my heart, And I will glorify Your name forevermore. For great is Your mercy toward me, And You have delivered my soul from the depths of Sheol." Psalm 86:12-13

redleghunter  posted on  2015-11-28   23:09:19 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#67. To: redleghunter (#66) (Edited)


The NBC Sunday Mystery Movie program worked on a rotating basis - one per month from each of its shows. Top left: Dennis Weaver in McCloud. Top right: Richard Boone in Hec Ramsey. Bottom left: Peter Falk in Columbo. Bottom right: Rock Hudson in McMillan & Wife.
Hec Ramsey, the latest in 19th century forensics? Rock Hudson with a wife?

How about Banacek?

Peppard played Thomas Banacek, a suave, Polish-American freelance investigator based in Boston, who solved seemingly impossible thefts. He then collected from the insurance companies 10% of the insured value of the recovered property. One of Banacek's verbal signatures was the quotation of strangely worded yet curiously cogent "Polish" proverbs such as:

  • "If you're not sure that it's potato borscht, there could be orphans working in the mines."
  • "Though the hippopotamus has no sting, the wise man would prefer to be sat upon by the bee."
  • "A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn."
  • "When a wolf is chasing your sleigh, throw him a raisin cookie, but don't stop to bake a cake."
  • "Just because the cat has her kittens in the oven doesn't make them biscuits."
  • "You can read all the books in the library my son, but the cheese will still stink after four days."
  • "No matter how warm the smile on the face of the Sun, the cat still has her kittens under the porch."

Part of the joke was that Ralph Manza as Banacek's chauffeur Jay Drury, would often ask "What does it mean, Boss?" Banacek also had a running agreement with his chauffeur for a 10% share of Banacek's 10% if he solved the crime. Mr. Drury was never at a loss for a potential solution which Banacek would always manage to shoot down with his very next line. Another recurring gag was for other characters to mispronounce his name, often, particularly in the case of rivals, deliberately. The name "Banaczek" (as pronounced in the show) is actually quite rare in Poland.


"Who loves ya, baby?"


Karl Malden and Michael Douglas

Ever notice that nearly all the black men in these shows just happened to be pimps or drug dealers?

Also, the obsession with billionaire private detectives had no limits.

Tooconservative  posted on  2015-11-29   4:37:55 ET  (2 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#68. To: nolu chan (#62)

"A dead body with bullet holes could have gotten that way by non-criminal action."

For example, self defense.

misterwhite  posted on  2015-11-29   10:52:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#69. To: TooConservative (#67)

They just don't make television like that anymore.

"I will praise You, O Lord my God, with all my heart, And I will glorify Your name forevermore. For great is Your mercy toward me, And You have delivered my soul from the depths of Sheol." Psalm 86:12-13

redleghunter  posted on  2015-11-29   16:34:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#70. To: redleghunter (#69) (Edited)

They just don't make television like that anymore.

America is not lacking a supply of dumb TV shows. Sometimes it just takes a decade or two for people to see how dumb the shows are.

I always laughed at the Movie Of The Week. It started with the Saturday Night Movie Of The Week. Then it expanded to Friday, and to the other five days of the week and on pretty much all of the networks. Lots of schlock that we would today call "straight to cable" fare became Movies Of The Week. Then in the late Eigthies, they were suddenly all gone.

Tooconservative  posted on  2015-11-30   1:57:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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