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Title: Lindsey Graham Plays 'F**k, Marry, Kill' With Palin, Fiorina, Clinton
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Newzy.net
URL Source: http://newzy.net/2015/10/29/graham- ... ith-palin-fiorina-clinton.html
Published: Oct 29, 2015
Author: Sylvia Adams
Post Date: 2015-10-29 08:18:47 by Willie Green
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Views: 898
Comments: 3
Unlike most presidential candidates when faced with a question like this, Graham played along, saying that out of the three, he would go on a date with Palin. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) of "rotating first lady" fame played a politically correct version of F*ck-Marry-Kill with CNN's Dana Bash at a "Politics on Tap" event Tuesday night. His choices? Former Alaska governor and vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, current Republican presidential candidate Carly Fiorina, and Democratic presidential front-runner Hillary Clinton. "He settled on Fiorina for marriage "'cause she's rich". Though he did not want to date or marry Clinton, Graham told CNN that Clinton would make a great drinking buddy. Graham also took a turn behind the bar, pouring shots and beers for the patrons, according to the Huffington Post. "She said she was flat broke". The South Carolina lawmaker is appearing in the contest's undercard portion given his low poll numbers nationwide. "We can't go beyond dating because that's as far as I'm going, dating", he said. Graham criticized the preliminary debate format during his bartending appearance Tuesday evening. "The whole concept is flawed". "I gotta really watch what I say here", he joked at one point. "I think I've got something to offer". "If you had a TV show, you'll do better than someone who didn't have a TV show". Poster Comment: Lindsey Graham caught pretending that he isn't queer.
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#1. To: Willie Green (#0)
For all the jokes we make, I'd say the chances are no more than 50/50 that Graham actually is gay. There are plenty of single men in their sixties who aren't gay.
I wonder what his answer would ahve been if barak Hsodomite Obama was on the list.
I would bet that Palin would not let him get within 100 yds of her.
Si vis pacem, para bellum Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God.
Lindsey Graham caught pretending that he isn't queer.
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