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Title: Hideous Cowboy Boot Sandals Are Happening in Texas
Source:
Styleite
URL Source: http://www.styleite.com/news/hideou ... andals-are-happening-in-texas/
Published: Jun 18, 2015
Author: Ashley Hoffman
Post Date: 2015-06-18 11:08:58 by Willie Green
Keywords: None
Views: 1314
Comments: 8
Looks like summer style in Texas has begun with a mission to poison your eyes with sadness, according to this Reddit picture darkening our computer screens. We actually like cowboy boots on women – there’s a classic appeal to them that will never go away – but this boot sandal abomination is depressing us. They appear to be inspired by the need to free your feet without letting go of your death grip on Western footwear. If we saw someone wearing them to a pool party where the country version of Will Smith’s “Summertime” played, we’d immediately start weeping with sympathy. The exposed foot and leather strap sandal look is cringey enough, but thanks to the heel, we’ve decided we’ve seen less horrifying things in the first four Scream movies. If you see someone in these, say something to us, and we’ll take it from there. 
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#1. To: Willie Green (#0)
These look like they're made for tranny hookers. Unlike real boots which serve a number of practical purposes for riding or for daily use.
Looks like he was wearing regular cowboy boots while cutting the grass and all of a sudden ...
How ridiculous.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Was the photo taken in a Wal Mart ?
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Ah...maybe fashionable in some downtown Houston or Austin 'exclusive' clubs...the type where you would find no women in attendance:) Nor are these 'things' practicable in Texas...We have big rattle snakes here and the toe are the first thing they go for! Truly my soul waiteth upon God: from him cometh my salvation. He only is my rock and my salvation; he is my defence; I shall not be greatly moved. (Psalm 62:1-2)
[laughs] Also available for the ladies...
I have never seen or heard of such "thing" before. Are they sure it comes from Texas? This is something you see at a gay cowboy bar up north somewhere!
If it came from Texas it would have to have been in Austin or some tranny house down on the border!!
“Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rapidly promoted by mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.”
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#6. To: redleghunter, TooConservative (#5)
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