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Title: Stoner rabbits will run amok if Utah legalises marijuana, DEA agent warns
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The Telegraph (UK)
URL Source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor ... marijuana-DEA-agent-warns.html
Published: Mar 3, 2015
Author: Mark Molloy
Post Date: 2015-03-03 18:22:13 by kenh
Keywords: None
Views: 571
Comments: 4
Rabbits ‘have cultivated a taste for marijuana’ in Utah where lawmakers are voting on the legalisation of medical pot Could the legalisation of medical marijuana in Utah lead to a bunch of bunnies running around as high as a kite? That’s the view of a US Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) agent who has warned of stoner rabbits running amok in the western state. Matt Fairbanks told a senate panel that rabbits have “already developed a taste for it” and warned that other animals would too. Mr Fairbanks explained his “marijuana eradication team” had seen large crops of illegal pot grown on Utah mountainsides destroying the environment. “I deal in facts, I deal in science," said Mr Fairbanks, who has worked for the state for ten years.
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#1. To: All (#0)
Marijuana Eradication Team bravely faces great peril
Utah rabbits have run amok.
And "If the hideous monster Frankenstein came face to face with marijuana, he would drop dead of fright"
Jimmuh Carter tried to warn us of the dangers of Killer Rabbits. And people just made fun of him. Since that time, the killer rabbit menace has only grown and now even threatens our nuclear subs.
#2. To: kenh (#1)
Who would have thought?
#3. To: kenh, Chuck_Wagon (#0)
That’s the view of a US Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) agent who has warned of stoner rabbits running amok in the western state.
#4. To: kenh, Chuck_Wagon, Pericles (#1)
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