1. Go sign up for welfare so the working people can support you. 2. Go have an abortion, who wants kids they are an inconvenience.
3. Tell your friends you never like America until Obama became president, well it's the truth.
4. Share your home with an illegal alien, it's their land too.
5. Punch a white guy in the face, after all whites are racists
6. Pee on the American Flag, it's just a stupid racist flag.
7. Sell your car and walk, it will get you in shape and stop global warming.
8. Adopt a dog, they are better then kids.
9. Fix your soul, stop going to church.
10. If your husband is a faggot, don't tell anyone he was "born" that way.