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Title: Fake KFC Ad with John Goodman
Source: NYDailyNews
URL Source: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai ... -chick-fil-a-article-1.1127382
Published: Aug 4, 2012
Author: Meena Hart Duerson
Post Date: 2012-08-04 17:47:21 by Hondo68
Keywords: mock Chick-fil-A, the gayest chicken, open on Sundays
Views: 56794
Comments: 111

A hilarious new video from ‘Funny or Die’ show how KFC could have reacted to Chick-fil-A’s anti-gay-marriage stance.

Chick-fil-A’s anti-gay marriage stance may have sparked a nationwide controversy, but a hilarious new video suggests one of the chain’s competitors is using the opportunity to win the chicken war.

In a new spoof for FunnyorDie.com, John Goodman is decked out as Kentucky Fried Chicken founder and mascot Colonel Sanders and declares he “loves the gays.”

“It don’t take a bonified Einstein genius to know that I’m an old-fashioned sort,” he bellows from a Southern-styled living room.

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“But when it comes to ... marriage rights - why I reckon I’m a bit more progressive than my pals down at Chick-fil-A,” he says. “Yep, let it be known that Colonel Sanders loves the gays. Hell, I might even be gay.”

The video then cuts to a man flirtatiously calling out to him, “Hey, Colonel, dinner’s almost ready.”

“See?” Goodman says to the camera mischeviously.

Outfitted in the Colonel’s signature white-suited style, Goodman uses his over-the-top impression to mock Chick-fil-A, which has been under fire since the company’s president said last month they are “guilty as charged” when it comes to supporting the “biblical definition of the family unit.”

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The chain donated $4 million in 2009 and 2010 to right-wing groups that oppose the legalization of gay marriage.

By contrast, the Colonel - as played by Goodman - wants to scoop up all the business Chick-fil-A has lost by alienating gay customers, advertising KFC as the place to go “if you want the gayest chicken.”

“I love all gay people always. And, we’re open on Sundays,” he says, taking another swipe at Chick-fil-A which is only open Monday through Saturday for religious reasons.

“The only church the Colonel attends on Sunday is the church of chicken,” Goodman’s Colonel says. “Not to be confused with Church’s Chicken, whom I hear, unlike myself, hate gays.”

The video comes on the heels of Wednesday’s “Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day,” in which supporters of the fast food chain packed its stores across the country in a rally organized by and Fox News host and former GOP candidate Mike Huckabee.

Despite the firestorm over Chick-fil-A’s position, the “Colonel” says he doesn’t actually care about beliefs - it all comes to money.

“I don’t actually give a s---,” Goodman says pointedly. “Gay or not, you’re all just a bunch of big old money mouths walking around talking and eating.”

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#20. To: sneakypete (#13)

My apologies. I didn't know Websters Dictionary was the law of our land. I mistakenly thought it was the US Constution,which states all citizens are to be treated equally.

No twit. You want special privelages for your butt buddies. You want to redefine marriage to pervert it. Yes you are the enemy. You and your fag friends want to outlaw Christianity. When they go to far you certainly will be a target. Most certainly. No doubt.

A K A Stone  posted on  2012-08-05   11:17:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: Liberator (#15)

And the difference between you and Roseanne Barr is...WHAT?? An extra orifice? (NOT including the hole in your head.)

You really get touchy when forced to face the truth,don't you? Your religious programming interferes with your core beliefs as an American,and this puts you on edge.

you lack any common sense...AND you're dopey.

This from a man that worships a mythical creature and believes every word in a book of fiction?

Are you sure you and Roseanne Barr aren't soulmates?

No,but you and religious figures like the Ayotollah Khomeni,bin Laden,Stalin,Hitler,and Mao sure do seem to have a lot in common.

"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011

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sneakypete  posted on  2012-08-05   11:27:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: A K A Stone, sneakypete (#20)

You want special privelages for your butt buddies. You want to redefine marriage to pervert it. Yes you are the enemy. You and your fag friends want to outlaw Christianity. When they go to far you certainly will be a target. Most certainly. No doubt.

I agree. 100% with your statement. Pete's a militant anti-Christian, anti-Traditionalist, and mocker of nature and the Founders themselves.

The only thing Pete worships is...his guns.

Chaff or wheat. God is separating us all at this very moment. There is no more sitting of the fence. Good vs. Evil has never been any clearer.

Liberator  posted on  2012-08-05   11:32:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: A K A Stone (#19)

That sounds like what the faggot said at Chic Filla.

I'm not familiar with what your friends are saying. Mostly because I have no dog in that fight. Chicken Fill A is a private business and the owner has the right to hold any sort of opinion that makes him happy.

If you are for gay marriage. You are a queer.

Then I am a heterosexual even by your alleged "standards". I'm not "for" marriage by anybody. I just don't think the government IN A FREE COUNTRY has the right to tell free citizens who can marry in civil services and who can't marry in civil services.

I can see why this confuses you. The word "marry" is used in both cases.

"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011

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sneakypete  posted on  2012-08-05   11:32:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#24. To: A K A Stone, sneakypete (#5) (Edited)

You being for the perversion of marriage. Makes you part of the problem. Just saying.

I don't get to post or read forums too much anymore so maybe there is more to this response than just this one post, but am I missing something here? After reading and then rereading sneaky's statement, I don't see how you get "You being for the perversion of marriage" from sneaky's statement. What he said is true. There's been multiple stories over the years of the negative consequences of speaking out against homosexuality if you work in the in the entertainment industry. There IS a gay mafia within the entertainment industry and they actively seek to destroy anyone who doesn't embrace their perversion. Saying it is so does not mean that one condones it.

Fibr Dog  posted on  2012-08-05   11:35:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#25. To: Fibr Dog (#24)

"You being for the perversion of marriage" from sneaky's statement.

Hello Fibr. Sneaky thinks we should redefine marriage to include same sex couples. That is perverting it.

A K A Stone  posted on  2012-08-05   11:37:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#26. To: A K A Stone (#20)

You want to redefine marriage to pervert it.

I have no interest in doing anything with or to marriage,but just for the sake of argument,let's suppose homosexuals suddenly have their RIGHT to be treated THE SAME AS ALL OTHER CITIZENS recognized,and started getting married all over the land.

HOW would this "pervert" YOUR marriage in any respect?

Yes you are the enemy.

Of course I am. I am a American,and I believe in freedom.

You and your fag friends want to outlaw Christianity.

Not only a lie,a damn lie. As a free citizen,you have the RIGHT to believe any damn fool thing you want to believe,and you don't need my approval or the approval of anyone else.

When they go to far you certainly will be a target. Most certainly. No doubt.

There ya go,A-Hab. Talking about a religious war,and killing non-believers.

And this makes you different from Fundie Muslims in WHAT way?

"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011

Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs

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sneakypete  posted on  2012-08-05   11:38:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#27. To: sneakypete (#21)

You really get touchy when forced to face the truth,don't you?

HA! You're the moron *trying* to compare Christians...with Stalin,Hitler,bin Laden,and the various Ayatollahs'?? You're a freaking joke. A cartoon.

Your religious programming interferes with your core beliefs as an American,and this puts you on edge.

You HAVE no "core beliefs". Except for the Second Amendment. BFD. You're a moral relativist programmed by...some phantom subconscious "authority" who you can't name nor recognize. OUT OF THIN AIR - Talk about denial.

This from a man that worships a mythical creature and believes every word in a book of fiction?

This from a man who believes he was created out of thin air, his thoughts created out of thin air, and his conscience and sense of morality was created out of thin air. No tell me - WHO is the moronic simpleton here??

You and religious figures like the Ayotollah Khomeni,bin Laden,Stalin,Hitler,and Mao sure do seem to have a lot in common.

Go ahead and explain your inanity, you bucktoothed, backwoods, retard.

Liberator  posted on  2012-08-05   11:40:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#28. To: Liberator (#22)

God is separating us all at this very moment.

Would this be your God of love?

There is no more sitting of the fence. Good vs. Evil has never been any clearer.

You're right on this,even if not in the sense you intend.

"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011

Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs

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sneakypete  posted on  2012-08-05   11:40:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#29. To: sneakypete (#26)

Of course I am. I am a American,and I believe in freedom.

You believe is "freedom" for anyone NOT a Christian, you hypocritical atheistic fag-hag.

Liberator  posted on  2012-08-05   11:41:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#30. To: Liberator (#27)

Blah,blah,blah. You get more insane with each passing day.

I hope you don't have a daughter that starts dating someone not in your cult. I have no problem at all seeing you involved in a "honor killing".

"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011

Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.

sneakypete  posted on  2012-08-05   11:44:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#31. To: Liberator (#29)

You believe is "freedom" for anyone NOT a Christian, you hypocritical atheistic fag-hag.

Control yourself,Nancy!

Where have I EVER said Christians don't have the same rights as everyone else?

"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011

Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.

sneakypete  posted on  2012-08-05   11:46:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#32. To: A K A Stone, sneakypete (#11)

Romney really said.

"sexual orientation."


Why do you use faggot words like sexual orientation?

Why does Mitt, and why do you support the gay marriage license signing fag, who wishes that the boy scouts would accept pedophiles?


Gay Caballero - Willard M. Romney


"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul

Obama's watch stopped on 24 May 2008, but he's been too busy smoking crack to notice.

Hondo68  posted on  2012-08-05   11:46:31 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#33. To: hondo68, A K A Stone, Liberator (#32)

Why do you use faggot words like sexual orientation?

Why does Mitt, and why do you support the gay marriage license signing fag, who wishes that the boy scouts would accept pedophiles?

Because Massachusetts Mitt has the Big Red "R" on his back.

They are all good little comrades,and they WILL blindly support "The Party".

"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011

Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.

sneakypete  posted on  2012-08-05   11:49:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#34. To: sneakypete (#26)

I have no interest in doing anything with or to marriage,but just for the sake of argument,let's suppose homosexuals suddenly have their RIGHT to be treated THE SAME AS ALL OTHER CITIZENS recognized,and started getting married all over the land.

That would be special rights as a marriage is between a man and a woman.

You also think that girls are discriminated against because they can't join the boy scouts.

If what you call is discrimination then it is discriminatino that Mike Tyson can't box in the womans boxing league.

That is how stupid you are PervertPete. I'm not even mentioning your blatant immorality. Just the stupid part is what I am discussing now.

A K A Stone  posted on  2012-08-05   11:49:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#35. To: sneakypete (#28)

Would this be your God of love?

Yes.

Choose wisely, Atheist. By His grace he still blesses you with the opportunity to make your decision between HIS way, or continuing to mock and reject him. But don't look to me to convince you, Satanist.

You're just pissed off He won't give you paradise on Earth. Or see all the suffering and blame God. Hey - talk to your master about that - Satan. He's the one creating all the havoc and convincing you that it's God's "fault" everyone suffers and that there is no Heaven after you bite the dust.

You're just an arrogant azzhole spiting yourself. Go on...listen to the Devil. You got a few years left to save your soul. Find someone who can help you deal with your bitterness and hate. It's all you have - your guns won't mean jack-sh*t in the Afterlife.

Liberator  posted on  2012-08-05   11:51:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#36. To: sneakypete (#26)

Of course I am. I am a American,and I believe in freedom.

You believe in anarchy. You believe in queers and queer ideology.

A K A Stone  posted on  2012-08-05   11:51:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#37. To: sneakypete (#31) (Edited)

Where have I EVER said Christians don't have the same rights as everyone else?

You mean before or after you compared Christians..."with Stalin,Hitler,bin Laden,and the various Ayatollahs?"

Like I said. You're a cartoon.

Liberator  posted on  2012-08-05   11:53:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#38. To: sneakypete (#26)

When they go to far you certainly will be a target. Most certainly. No doubt.

There ya go,A-Hab. Talking about a religious war,and killing non-believers.

And this makes you different from Fundie Muslims in WHAT way?

They want to kill believers in the one true God.

I want to defend myself from the evil hordes that are coming. That you are part of.

When the evil hordes want to destroy your culture and nation. You join with the evil hordes. I saw lock and load and shoot for the head. You will have to learn to keep your mouth shut and your immorality and anti Americanism to yourself when that time comes. Or you will be swept away like a wave going out to sea never to return.

No Pete not by me I don't even know you. But by good people that are ridding the nation of evil.

A K A Stone  posted on  2012-08-05   11:55:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#39. To: sneakypete (#30)

I hope you don't have a daughter that starts dating someone not in your cult. I have no problem at all seeing you involved in a "honor killing".

Exposed for who and what you are.

You possess ZERO integrity. Look into a mirror - Good luck with that.

Liberator  posted on  2012-08-05   11:56:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#40. To: A K A Stone (#25)

Hello Fibr. Sneaky thinks we should redefine marriage to include same sex couples. That is perverting it.

I see. This was a continuation of an on-going debate between you two. Ok, I get it now. I figured it was something like that but wasn't sure and thought I would ask.

Fibr Dog  posted on  2012-08-05   12:01:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#41. To: hondo68 (#32)

Why does Mitt, and why do you support the gay marriage license signing fag, who wishes that the boy scouts would accept pedophiles?

Romney has never ever come out in favor of fag marriage. Sure he is more willing to accept them then me or others. I can live with that if he is fair.

The supreme court in Massachusetts brought fag marriage to that state. Not Mitt Romney.

Do I agree with Mitt on saying the gays should be in the boy scouts. Hell no I don't. But he didn't say the Boy Scouts should be forced to accept them. I wish his opinion was more like mine but it isn't. I can accept it because he is probably just thinking they are all just kids who should be given a chance to be in the scouts. I can agree with that a bit. As there is really no such thing as gay people or gay boy scouts. They are all just sinners who make bad sinful choices. No one is born that way. So to claim to be gay is not really true. It is just a name they put on their sin to try and cover it.

Obama is pushing gay marriage though. Obama is already ruining the nation. Obama will continue to ruin and destroy and pervert the nation either that or maybe just maybe Romney will be a little better on some things. Certainly on the economy he will be. Only a retarded person or someone immoral or a liar would claim Obama and Romney are the same.

Your "I am the Juan percent" was pretty funny though.

A K A Stone  posted on  2012-08-05   12:02:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#42. To: A K A Stone, sneakypete (#36)

You believe in anarchy. You believe in queers and queer ideology.

Of course he does; The Godless and queers are all militant anti-Christian. And note who their natural ally is: COMMUNISTS. DEMOCRATS.

Liberator  posted on  2012-08-05   12:05:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#43. To: Fibr Dog (#40)

I see. This was a continuation of an on-going debate between you two. Ok, I get it now. I figured it was something like that but wasn't sure and thought I would ask.

Yes we go at this every once in a while. Some of my words towards him were harsh. I don't support hurting anyone. But when the time comes that I am seeing on the horizon. I will defend myself. It will be against people that think like Pete in this instance.

When Pete talks about some other issues I agree with him. But this is an issue no moral person imo can ignore. It goes the the redefining of our culture into some sex obsessed fag culture. I don't want to live in a nation where fags are a protected class with special protections.

Did you know that Obama's health law says if you are a fag you can just say so and get free healthcare from some other fags policy.

I know you have a strong libertarian streak in you. I don't know what side you come down on this issue.

A K A Stone  posted on  2012-08-05   12:07:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#44. To: A K A Stone (#41)

Obama is pushing gay marriage though.

Obama is already ruining the nation.

Obama will continue to ruin and destroy and pervert the nation either that or maybe just maybe Romney will be a little better on some things.

Certainly on the economy he will be. Only a retarded person or someone immoral or a liar would claim Obama and Romney are the same.

WELL STATED.

Liberator  posted on  2012-08-05   12:07:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#45. To: Fibr Dog (#24)

There IS a gay mafia within the entertainment industry and they actively seek to destroy anyone who doesn't embrace their perversion.

There is a Gay Mafia whose goal is infiltrating the top of the food chain at ALL levels of establishments and institutions: Yes, Entertainment, but also Media, Social Networks, the Internet, Churches, Schools, the Academe, Businesses, Goobermint, the Judiciary, etc.

Wanna know why and how this country and world have become so effed up during the last 20 years or so? Look no further then they and the indifferent, the moral Neville Chamberlains, and the ammoral, Godless anarchists.

These Godless perverts and satanic purveyors of ALL things subversive and perverse defy (God's) nature, laws and morality. They shall reap what they sow. Caught in the crossfire have been the soldiers of the Founders' Christian heritage and traditions.

Liberator  posted on  2012-08-05   12:21:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#46. To: Liberator (#37)

You mean before or after you compared Christians..."with Stalin,Hitler,bin Laden,and the various Ayatollahs?"

Yet none of those can hold a candle to the god of the Christian Bible in his ability to be blood thirsty.

Almost every country in the Middle East is awash in oil, and we have to side with the one that has nothing but joos. Goddamn, that was good thinkin'. Esso posted on 2012-01-13 7:37:56 ET

mininggold  posted on  2012-08-05   12:41:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#47. To: mininggold (#46)

Yet none of those can hold a candle to the god of the Christian Bible in his ability to be blood thirsty.

He will send all the evil ones to everlasting torment.

Repent why there is time dude.

A K A Stone  posted on  2012-08-05   12:43:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#48. To: A K A Stone (#47) (Edited)

He will send all the evil ones to everlasting torment.

Repent why there is time dude.

Repent for what? Seeing you act the opposite of your savior Jesus on a Sunday?

You need to remember that hatred attracts the devil. You've auditioned well.

Almost every country in the Middle East is awash in oil, and we have to side with the one that has nothing but joos. Goddamn, that was good thinkin'. Esso posted on 2012-01-13 7:37:56 ET

mininggold  posted on  2012-08-05   12:56:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#49. To: mininggold (#48)

Repent for what? Seeing you act the opposite of your savior Jesus on a Sunday?

You need to remember that hatred attracts the devil. You've auditioned well.

Repent for rejecting Christ.

What hate. I am full of love.

I hate evil. Hating evil is a characteristic of a good person.

Condoning and embracing evil (in this case queer pretend marraige) is evil.

Be ye good or evil?

A K A Stone  posted on  2012-08-05   13:07:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#50. To: A K A Stone (#49)

I hate evil. Hating evil is a characteristic of a good person.

Condoning and embracing evil (in this case queer pretend marraige) is evil.

Be ye good or evil?

You need to concentrate on yourself, since you are the only one you can truly influence. Worrying about others makes you a socialist.

Almost every country in the Middle East is awash in oil, and we have to side with the one that has nothing but joos. Goddamn, that was good thinkin'. Esso posted on 2012-01-13 7:37:56 ET

mininggold  posted on  2012-08-05   13:16:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#51. To: A K A Stone (#43) (Edited)

I know you have a strong libertarian streak in you. I don't know what side you come down on this issue.

You are right, I do have a string libertarian streak in me. But I am also a devout Christian who believes that homosexuality is a perversion.

The problem IMHO is the fact that the state is involved in marriage in the first place. Marriage is a contract between a man and a woman with God as witness. The state isn't involved at all. Oh sure, they can forcibly involve themselves as they have done, but that doesn't make their involvement anymore legitimate than the state claiming that it is midnight at three o' clock in the afternoon. Their claim that they are the deciding factor on what is and what is not a marriage is not a legitimate claim.

There are already some states that have declared that two men or two women can marry. Do you look upon that declaration as legitimate? I don't, regardless of what the state says.

By removing the state from the equation and requiring the state to look at everyone as individuals instead of groups to be manipulated and controlled, you remove the problem. This, of course, should be done in conjunction with respecting freedom of association. No business should be forced to serve a person or a group of people the business owner does not want to associate with. On the same token, no land lord should be forced to rent his property to a person or couple he considers to be immoral.

I don't care if two men or two women live together and perform act of perversion among themselves. I do not consider them a threat to me, my family, or Christianity. I will not associate myself or my family with these people and I will teach my children why. Jesus said, "If your brother sins against you, go and show him his fault, just between the two of you. If he listens to you, you have won your brother over. But if he will not listen, take one or two others along, so that ‘every matter may be established by the testimony of two or three witnesses.’ If he refuses to listen to them, tell it to the church; and if he refuses to listen even to the church, treat him as you would a pagan or a tax collector."

In addition, Jesus told the Apostles, "And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet."

Finally, Paul told the Corinthians, "It is actually reported that there is sexual immorality among you, and of a kind that does not occur even among pagans: A man has his father’s wife. And you are proud! Shouldn’t you rather have been filled with grief and have put out of your fellowship the man who did this? Even though I am not physically present, I am with you in spirit. And I have already passed judgment on the one who did this, just as if I were present. When you are assembled in the name of our Lord Jesus and I am with you in spirit, and the power of our Lord Jesus is present, hand this man over to Satan, so that the sinful nature may be destroyed and his spirit saved on the day of the Lord."

No where does it say to use the force of government to force compliance to God's will. It is much better, IMO, to stay away from those people and pray for them. God did not even want to give man "the state" and warned us about it, but "we" insisted on it and so he gave it to us...good and hard. If he didn't even want us to have "the state" then why would he want us to use it to force people into compliance?

It's not as if the faithful living in an immoral and decadent society is anything new. On the contrary, the OT is filled with stories of the faithful going about their life in a world of decadence and immorality. Those faithful preached the word of the Lord to any that would listen and did their own thing in accordance with the law. Did they expect the state to force compliance? No, because then, as now, the state was complicit in the decadence and immorality.

I know I am in the minority but I do not believe that looking to the state to solve an issue of immorality is a viable option, therefore the best course of action for Christians is to remove the state from the equation.

Fibr Dog  posted on  2012-08-05   13:20:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#52. To: A K A Stone (#34)

That would be special rights as a marriage is between a man and a woman.

Show me were the Constitution defines marriage that way.

You also think that girls are discriminated against because they can't join the boy scouts.

I do? I didn't know that. Thanks for telling me!

If what you call is discrimination then it is discriminatino that Mike Tyson can't box in the womans boxing league.

You are getting hysterical.

That is how stupid you are PervertPete. I'm not even mentioning your blatant immorality. Just the stupid part is what I am discussing now.

I'm not the one that thinks your marriage will be ruined if homos start getting married.

"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011

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sneakypete  posted on  2012-08-05   13:34:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#53. To: sneakypete (#52)

Here is your type person Peter.

A K A Stone  posted on  2012-08-05   13:36:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#54. To: sneakypete (#52)

I'm not the one that thinks your marriage will be ruined if homos start getting married.

So that is your standard. If it doesn't ruin someone elses marriage it is ok according to pervetpeter.

So you support your right to marry the piece of shit in Roseanne Barrs toilet.

Last I checked that wouldn't ruin my marriage. | Logic is not your strong suit. Not yous suit at all. Pervert pusher.

A K A Stone  posted on  2012-08-05   13:38:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#55. To: sneakypete (#52)

You also think that girls are discriminated against because they can't join the boy scouts.

I do? I didn't know that. Thanks for telling me!

If what you call is discrimination then it is discriminatino that Mike Tyson can't box in the womans boxing league.

You are getting hysterical.

Then you are inconsistent as that is the excuse you use to support queer pretend marriage. Me do thinks you are in the closet. There is no other explanation for it unless you are just plain old stupid. You stupid Pete?

A K A Stone  posted on  2012-08-05   13:39:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#56. To: Liberator (#35)

Choose wisely, Atheist. By His grace he still blesses you with the opportunity to make your decision between HIS way, or continuing to mock and reject him. But don't look to me to convince you, Satanist.

LOL! Now I'm a believer in Satan? Are you REALLY so stupid you can't understand that if I don't believe in God that I CAN'T believe in Satan?

You're just pissed off He won't give you paradise on Earth.

WOW! Look at all the things I keep learning!

Or see all the suffering and blame God.

Well,WHO'S in charge of everything that happens? Do NOT say "Satan",because that would diminish your God even more. After all ,what kind of lame-ass God that controls everything can't even control a Angel he created?

Hey - talk to your master about that - Satan.

If I do will he give me Super Powers?

He's the one creating all the havoc and convincing you that it's God's "fault" everyone suffers and that there is no Heaven after you bite the dust.

Seems to me if he is all THAT powerful,YOU are worshipping the wrong God.

"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011

Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.

sneakypete  posted on  2012-08-05   13:40:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#57. To: A K A Stone (#36)

Of course I am. I am a American,and I believe in freedom.

You believe in anarchy.

Ahhhh,but you and your Christian Taliban are right there,willing to restore order at any time,right?

"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011

Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.

sneakypete  posted on  2012-08-05   13:41:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#58. To: sneakypete (#56)

LOL! Now I'm a believer in Satan? Are you REALLY so stupid you can't understand that if I don't believe in God that I CAN'T believe in Satan?

Just because you are to much of a dumb fuck doesn't mean you are not in fact a satanist. Just a dumb one.

A K A Stone  posted on  2012-08-05   13:42:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#59. To: Liberator (#37)

Where have I EVER said Christians don't have the same rights as everyone else?

You mean before or after you compared Christians..."with Stalin,Hitler,bin Laden,and the various Ayatollahs?"

I compared SOME Christians with those other "true believers". Namely,people like you.

AND.....,since none of THOSE loons were Americans,they had no rights at all under our Constitution.

"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011

Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.

sneakypete  posted on  2012-08-05   13:43:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  



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