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Title: Fake KFC Ad with John Goodman
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NYDailyNews
URL Source: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai ... -chick-fil-a-article-1.1127382
Published: Aug 4, 2012
Author: Meena Hart Duerson
Post Date: 2012-08-04 17:47:21 by Hondo68
Keywords: mock Chick-fil-A, the gayest chicken, open on Sundays
Views: 56796
Comments: 111
Chick-fil-A’s anti-gay marriage stance may have sparked a nationwide controversy, but a hilarious new video suggests one of the chain’s competitors is using the opportunity to win the chicken war.
In a new spoof for FunnyorDie.com, John Goodman is decked out as Kentucky Fried Chicken founder and mascot Colonel Sanders and declares he “loves the gays.”
“It don’t take a bonified Einstein genius to know that I’m an old-fashioned sort,” he bellows from a Southern-styled living room.
“But when it comes to ... marriage rights - why I reckon I’m a bit more progressive than my pals down at Chick-fil-A,” he says. “Yep, let it be known that Colonel Sanders loves the gays. Hell, I might even be gay.”
The video then cuts to a man flirtatiously calling out to him, “Hey, Colonel, dinner’s almost ready.”
“See?” Goodman says to the camera mischeviously.
Outfitted in the Colonel’s signature white-suited style, Goodman uses his over-the-top impression to mock Chick-fil-A, which has been under fire since the company’s president said last month they are “guilty as charged” when it comes to supporting the “biblical definition of the family unit.”
The chain donated $4 million in 2009 and 2010 to right-wing groups that oppose the legalization of gay marriage.
By contrast, the Colonel - as played by Goodman - wants to scoop up all the business Chick-fil-A has lost by alienating gay customers, advertising KFC as the place to go “if you want the gayest chicken.”
“I love all gay people always. And, we’re open on Sundays,” he says, taking another swipe at Chick-fil-A which is only open Monday through Saturday for religious reasons.
“The only church the Colonel attends on Sunday is the church of chicken,” Goodman’s Colonel says. “Not to be confused with Church’s Chicken, whom I hear, unlike myself, hate gays.”
The video comes on the heels of Wednesday’s “Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day,” in which supporters of the fast food chain packed its stores across the country in a rally organized by and Fox News host and former GOP candidate Mike Huckabee.
Despite the firestorm over Chick-fil-A’s position, the “Colonel” says he doesn’t actually care about beliefs - it all comes to money.
“I don’t actually give a s---,” Goodman says pointedly. “Gay or not, you’re all just a bunch of big old money mouths walking around talking and eating.”
Watch the video on your mobile device HERE.
A hilarious new video from ‘Funny or Die’ show how KFC could have reacted to Chick-fil-A’s anti-gay-marriage stance.
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#71. To: A K A Stone, mininggold (#49)
ROFLMAO! Is that you,Slick Willie? It sure reminded me of your "Ah did NOT have sex with that woman" line.
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011 Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
To be fair here,the Catholic Church,which really was a shadow government all over Europe at the time,stepped in and got involved in marriage for a number of very good reasons. One reason was back then most people were illiterate,and priests were basically the only people that the typical serf could come into contact with that could read and write. Since somebody had to step in and accept the role of record- keeper on marriages,births,and deaths,the Catholic Church accepted this role. There really wasn't anyone else in a position to do it. This was important for a couple of reasons. Not the least of which were establishing a social order that was clear and understandable,and establishing inheritance rights. Naturally,once the CC lost political power and reduced to the position of mere religion,the state took over these duties. I honestly don't think any reasonable person can question the fact that these records needed and need to be taken and kept. One of the things about this argument is that NOBODY here is saying that ANY religion has to sanction or perform marriage ceremonies for homosexuals. What we are talking about is the RIGHTS of homosexuals to be treated like ever other American citizen and get married in a CIVIL ceremony.
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011 Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
That isn't true. Many of your queer allies want to force churches to marry the queers. They also want to force businesses that offer benefits to married couples to be forced to give benefits to your pervert buddies.
So you support your right to marry the piece of shit in Roseanne Barrs toilet. Are you having a Midol Moment,Stone? Since WHEN is a piece of shit a American citizen? Last I checked that wouldn't ruin my marriage. Then you are not harmed in any respect,so it is none of your business who marries who.
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011 Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
I don't support ANY marriage. What I support is the US Constition,and the rights of ALL citizens to be treated equally. Me do thinks you are in the closet. There is no other explanation for it unless you are just plain old stupid. You stupid Pete? Well,it does seem clear that ONE of us is stupid,anyhow.
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011 Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
BOO!
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011 Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
That would be a good plan except it is not possible to root out only the evil. Unbelievable!
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011 Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
That would be a good plan except it is not possible to root out only the evil. Unbelievable! If you could you wouldn't root out evil in the world. Believable coming from you comrade.
Fuck you! I don't lie.
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011 Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
What IS Evil, Stone? Your baseless mantra about your understanding of some OhiOan Christian local church in a Sunday HELLFIRE&DAMNATION SERVICE?
That isn't true. How the HELL do you know it isn't true? You wouldn't recognize true if it ran over your foot. Many of your queer allies want to force churches to marry the queers. What queer allies is this? Name them. And while you are at it,name ANY post of mine where I have EVER stated that homosexuals have a right to get married anywhere but in a civil ceremony. They also want to force businesses that offer benefits to married couples to be forced to give benefits to your pervert buddies. Yeah,we don't need nunna that stinkin' "equal treatment under the law" stuff in your 'murika,do we?
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011 Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
LOL! Be vewwy,vewwy careful what you are asking for Stone,because you might not like it if you get it. There will be people out there hunting wabbits with special collars. There is NO civil government in the history of the world that is responsible for even a small percentage of the evil done in the name of religion.
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011 Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
Stone wackiness is shown in his personal Mittie solution about America's issues but Stone shall vote for the dumbfuck. BTW, Mittie wants gays in the boy scouts. We can suppose Stone's logical connection for a faux presidential candidate representing values to Americans leads to his own "gaydom." Stone shall be on state welfare in no time for parroting of government BS.
I'm going to try to dumb this down to your level. It is neither ok or NOT ok. What it is,is none of your or my business.
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011 Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
Doesn't matter. All that matters to Stone and the other loons is that he has the magical "Big Red "R"" behind his name. Therefore,he MUST be a conservative.
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011 Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
Take the month off. A K A Stone posted on 2012-08-05 16:10:09 ET Stone banned him for a month. Dissin' the big R. All hail the orange god, John Boehner!
Obama's watch stopped on 24 May 2008, but he's been too busy smoking crack to notice.
Pete, you've jumped the shark of credibility and sanity. Only you know your inner-demons. Wish I could help you, but God will help a man who helps himself, amen. In the meantime you've managed a three-way tie for idiocy and intellectual bankruptcy along with Yu-klown and Fire Island. That's been quite a feat. There's no subject of which I could ever take you seriously about. That said, I still pray that one day you humble yourself and see the light. No, I don't hate you, just as I've noted before - just pity you.
Stupid isn't a crime, but now you're just...a damn liar. And EVERYONE who reads your whacked out hyperbole laughs at you....when they're not whispering to themselves, "WTH happened to Pete??!?" But hey - it's YOUR integrity and degree of cred hitting bottom. No one else's.
Yes, it IS different. We are in the End Times when God will separate the wheat from the chaff; When Satan's desperate days are numbered and his power to deceive has never been greater. The degree of evil and immorality and decadence will grow ever worse. You can see that clearly in just the past decade. People are now brazen enough to mick God in the public square...as the Godless and immoral are highly esteemed and even respected. As to your question, evil should always be met with defense of our God-given liberty righteousness and His word. Christians should NOT nor will not lie down like lambs to slaughter. We embrace our congregation and do our best to ignore the outside world as we live our lives for Jesus. That does not mean we give up though, it just means that we focus upon those around us. We try to be Christian role models while preaching the word of the Lord to those that will listen and leaving alone those that won't, praying that our example and His will will soften their hearts. Well stared....I pray you're right. Eventually things will get so bad that people will begin to see their folly and begin turning back to the Lord in droves. As I said, it's happened over and over since time began. For an example of what I mean by sin-salvation cycle, read the Book of Judges. What happened throughout that whole book is happening now and has been happening forever. I think there will indeed be a massive turning to God ion the near future. But ignoring this vast social-interacted word is near-impossible - let's face it. But that's both good and bad news. Matthew 3:12: Whose fan is in his hand, and he will throughly purge his floor, and gather his wheat into the garner; but he will burn up the chaff with unquenchable fire And then... Luke 12:51-53 King James Version (KJV) 51 Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division: 52 For from henceforth there shall be five in one house divided, three against two, and two against three. 53 The father shall be divided against the son, and the son against the father; the mother against the daughter, and the daughter against the mother; the mother in law against her daughter in law, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Stone,please tell me you are kidding? If you're not,I hope you reconsider tomorrow after you have calmed down some.
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011 Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
I didn't ban for him anything you see posted. I gave him the month off for the pm he sent me and the stuff you don't see that I deleted.
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You are letting your prejudices overrule your common sense. The truth is not always pleasant,but it is always the truth. Which you have a right to do if that's what makes you happy.
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011 Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
If you say so.
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011 Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
Gotcha.
Ok,thanks for clearing that up,Stone.
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011 Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
Truth. Something of which you are clearly oblivious. Sneakypete: "You and religious figures like the Ayotollah Khomeni,bin Laden,Stalin,Hitler,and Mao sure do seem to have a lot in common." LMAO! You and the "Truth" have ZERO in common. LIAR.
LMAO! You and the "Truth" have ZERO in common. LIAR. Hit's a little too close to home for comfort,doesn't it?
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011 Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
Stone, you've gone overboard again. No wonder this place is so dead lately. See you whenever...
You're a loser and a liar. Are you even a tad embarrassed?
Fuck you,you psychotic,superstitious fool. And guess what,Buckwheat? You ain't going to live forever no matter how much ass- kissing you do to a mythical creature. When you die you die,and that's it.
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011 Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
Out of the closet liberals ! The cheap paint washes off so easily !
If you ... don't use exclamation points --- you should't be typeing ! Commas - semicolons - question marks are for girlie boys !
It's due to Romney pissing on you.
Obama's watch stopped on 24 May 2008, but he's been too busy smoking crack to notice.
bare assed - belly aching - liberals like you should stay in the closet !
If you ... don't use exclamation points --- you should't be typeing ! Commas - semicolons - question marks are for girlie boys !
bare assed O'Boris Obama's watch stopped on 24 May 2008, but he's been too busy smoking crack to notice.
Holy crap. You really have jumped the shark if you actually believe this! Either that or you are woefully lacking in historical knowledge.
It's not that I believe it,it's that I know it to be a fact. For example,the Catholic Church,the Protestant Churches,and the Muslims were involved in every war in Europe for the last 1000+ years.
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011 Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
What church started world war 2?
First of all,I wrote "involved in",not "started". Secondly,the Catholic Church WAS involved with the Nazi's. It even helped some of the big boys escape to South America and other locations by providing them with passports and maybe even sanctuary in their churches along the way. AFAIK,the Muslims are the only ones that have started a Holy War in the last few hundred years.
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011 Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
What hate. I am full of love.
#72. To: buckeroo (#67)
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#73. To: A K A Stone (#72)
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#74. To: Fibr Dog (#51)
The problem IMHO is the fact that the state is involved in marriage in the first place. Marriage is a contract between a man and a woman with God as witness. The state isn't involved at all. Oh sure, they can forcibly involve themselves as they have done, but that doesn't make their involvement anymore legitimate than the state claiming that it is midnight at three o' clock in the afternoon.
#75. To: sneakypete (#74)
One of the things about this argument is that NOBODY here is saying that ANY religion has to sanction or perform marriage ceremonies for homosexuals.
#76. To: A K A Stone (#54)
So that is your standard. If it doesn't ruin someone elses marriage it is ok according to pervetpeter.
#77. To: A K A Stone (#55)
Then you are inconsistent as that is the excuse you use to support queer pretend marriage.
#78. To: A K A Stone (#58)
Just because you are to much of a dumb fuck doesn't mean you are not in fact a satanist. Just a dumb one.
#79. To: A K A Stone (#66)
Whut dis cuntrie needs iz a good Holy War,huh? First we'uns will kill off all the non-believers,then we kin go after the ones that follow the false gods!
#80. To: sneakypete (#79)
Whut dis cuntrie needs iz a good Holy War,huh? First we'uns will kill off all the non-believers,then we kin go after the ones that follow the false gods!
#81. To: A K A Stone (#70)
Except you are lying.
#82. To: A K A Stone, sneakypete (#80)
If you could you wouldn't root out evil in the world.
#83. To: A K A Stone (#75)
One of the things about this argument is that NOBODY here is saying that ANY religion has to sanction or perform marriage ceremonies for homosexuals.
#84. To: A K A Stone (#80)
If you could you wouldn't root out evil in the world.
#85. To: sneakypete (#84)
#86. To: A K A Stone (#54)
If it doesn't ruin someone elses marriage it is ok according to pervetpeter.
#87. To: buckeroo (#85)
BTW, Mittie wants gays in the boy scouts.
#88. To: sneakypete, buckeroo, A K A Stone, *Yukon neo-Progressive Vermin* (#87)
#2. To: buckeroo (#1)
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
#89. To: sneakypete (#56)
#90. To: sneakypete (#65)
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First we'uns will kill off all the non-believers,then we kin go after the ones that follow the false gods!
#91. To: Fibr Dog (#60)
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What is happening today is no different than what has happened over and over again since the beginning of time. It is all part of the never ending sin-salvation cycle. The question is, do you meet immorality and decadence head-on with hatred and anger?
#92. To: hondo68, A K A Stone (#88)
Stone banned him for a month. Dissin' the big R.
#93. To: hondo68 (#88)
#94. To: sneakypete (#92)
#95. To: Liberator (#89)
There's no subject of which I could ever take you seriously about
#96. To: Liberator (#90)
But hey - it's YOUR integrity and degree of cred hitting bottom. No one else's.
#97. To: A K A Stone (#93)
I didn't ban for him anything you see posted. I gave him the month off for the pm he sent me and the stuff you don't see that I deleted.
#98. To: A K A Stone (#94)
#99. To: sneakypete (#95)
(Edited)
The truth is not always pleasant,but it is always the truth.
#100. To: Liberator (#99)
Sneakypete: "You and religious figures like the Ayotollah Khomeni,bin Laden,Stalin,Hitler,and Mao sure do seem to have a lot in common."
#101. To: hondo68, A K A Stone, buckeroo (#88)
Stone banned him for a month. Dissin' the big R.
#102. To: sneakypete (#100)
#103. To: Liberator (#102)
You're a loser and a liar. Are you even a tad embarrassed?
#104. To: sneakypete (#14)
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#105. To: BorisY, *Yukon neo-Progressive Vermin* (#104)
The cheap paint washes off so easily !
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
#106. To: hondo68 (#105)
#107. To: BorisY, *The Two Parties ARE the Same* (#106)
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
#108. To: sneakypete (#84)
There is NO civil government in the history of the world that is responsible for even a small percentage of the evil done in the name of religion.
#109. To: SJN (#108)
You really have jumped the shark if you actually believe this!
#110. To: sneakypete (#109)
For example,the Catholic Church,the Protestant Churches,and the Muslims were involved in every war in Europe for the last 1000+ years.
#111. To: A K A Stone (#110)
What church started world war 2?
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