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Title: Mud Boy's Greatest Hits: AC/DC "Black in Black" Song Parody, Number one million, six hundred thousand, two hundred and fifty four, point three! (Revision six)
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Published: Mar 12, 2006
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Post Date: 2006-03-12 18:37:05 by A K A Stone
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Sung to AC/DC's "Back in Black" Packed in back! Right in the crack This one's soo long It's not really too bad Yes, I'm pullin train For the man.. who runs every thing. I'm a pubbie, I'm a sheeple.. can't make me think on my own Not gonna listen to the proof that I'm shown. Cause I'm with the Prez, till the end. And I whine. Big-time! Re-writin' this song, cause it's an easy rhyme. Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow! Back with no brain I down a six-pack Save one just for Gannon Rest my lower back. Hand in hand, with a gang If they catch me, I'm a gonna' hang! Cause I'm backin' the Prez and I'm spinning the truth, And I'll blame everybody who's a Democrat. So look at me now, I'm just, uh, makin' my bread, I'm a paid poster, shill, so just get out of my way! Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! I'm Mudboy Slim, and I'm Packed in Back!
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#324. To: Hosanna (#308)
Yer a "man"? LOL...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "The Left's Distort!!" Bill came from Little Rock, lean hungry and stylin'... Then the bureaucRATS oozed down into the district... We can leave it all behind...sail to the high ground... And you can see us there...each Sunday morning. Mudboy Slim (c. 1998)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Eve of Destruction!!" Mideastern world...tyrants implodin'... Lib'rals tell me... Join our righteous band, we're just dyin' to play... Medyuh tells me... Sure, Ol' MUD's so mad...at Left's belly-achin'... Sosh'lists tell me... Next, we'll liberate...people of Red China... RATS tell me... Mudboy Slim (09/02/2004)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, May you and your family get hit in the ass with a speeding 18-wheeler driven by an illegal Mexican scumbag invited here by Senor Bush.
Hey Punk, good to see you, too...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Die Pubbie.
Punkie, punkie, punkie...yer just soooo cute...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, FReeping clown. Suck my macca.
We can leave it all behind...sail to the high ground... Punkie...RATS SUCK...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, 333...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Beat it penis breath.
Yer a follower, Punk, a hanger-on, a LOSER...scurry away at yer leisure...I ain't goin' anywhere...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Muh-caw-kuwh...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, PUNK!!
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Is the very queer Sen. Craig one of yours too?
Isn't it great to get your anger out? Tell people off? Let them know what you really thing? :)
-MUD-, as are all Republicans, is typically covered in enough DNA material to film three episodes of CSI.
"What Good Am I?!" What good am I...if I'm like all the rest? Why, tell me why...won't the Press tell the Truth? What good am I...if I fail to FReep?! Do I tell my kids...that Dad failed the FRee?! What good am I...if I bless foolish things? Mudboy Slim (08/03/2000)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "OxyClinton!!" LOL...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, The Punk is Hosanna, "the gay Marine"...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Lib'rals!!" Lib'rals steal yer money...Lib'rals steal yer souls!! Lib'rals they LOATHE Liberty...DemRATS, They Love POWER!! So give'em all YER money...Do Just What Yer Told!! Lib'rals, they love JessieJay...Sharpton, they're UncleToms!! White RATS, they're pretty funny...They think that 'Life's Soooo Sad!!' LeftWing spreads manure...Lib'rals Are Corrupt!! Mudboy Slim (09/23/2002)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Tales of Bold Patriots!!" You thought the Lib'ral DemRATS...would bring US down forever... Yes, the passion of the FRee...pierce thru LIES of bumblin' bureaucRATs... Next, you'll see Jewel's tanned body...dripping of Left's essence... Once-mighty tyrant's nekkid...once FReedom's been delivered... Our "game" is Righteous Justice...and we'll FReep DemRATS to Hell!! The Righteous rise up proudly...we'll Liberate THIS Country!! Mudboy Slim (05/31/2004)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Imagine!! (A Conservative Version)" Imagine no bureaucracy, Lib'ralism left to die; Imagine no more Waco's, no booted thugs to rue; Imagine unbridled Capitalism, regulation on the wane; Mudboy Slim (05/09/2000)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Mitt Romney's "Faith in America" Speech
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Tancredo ROCKS!!" WooHooo...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Three fitty...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Here Was A Man" "Here was a man...a man who was born in a small village, the son of a peasant woman. He grew up in another small village. Until He reached the age of thirty, He worked as a carpenter; then, for three years, He was a travelling minister. But He never travelled more than two hundred miles from where He was born, and where He did go, He usually walked. He never held political office, He never wrote a book, He never bought a home, He never had a family, He never went to college, and He never set foot inside a big city, yet...here was a man. Here was a man...though He never did one of those things that you usually associate with greatness, He had no credentials but Himself. He had nothing to do with this World, except through the Divine Purpose that brought Him to this World. While He was still a young man, the Tide of Popular Opinion turned against Him. Most of His FRiends ran away...one of them denied Him, one of them betrayed Him and turned Him over to his Enemies. Then, He went through the mockery of a Trial and was nailed to a Roman Cross between two thieves. And even while He was dying, His executioners gambled for the only piece of property He had in this World, and that was His robe, His Purple Robe. When He was dead, He was taken down from the cross and laid in a borrowed grave, provided by a compassionate FRiend. More than Nineteen Centuries have come and gone, and today He's the Centerpiece of the Human Race, Our Leader, and the Column to Human Destiny. And I think I'm well within the mark when I say that All of the Armies that Ever Marched, All of the Navies that Ever Sailed, All of the Legislative Bodies that Ever Sat, and All of the Kings that Ever Reigned...All of Them Put Together have not affected the Life of Man on this Earth so Powerfully as that One Solitary Life... Here was a man." Merry Christmas, y'all...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Dr. Ron Paul is NOT A.... ...imho. In fact, on a lot of issues, Dr. Paul is brilliant and principled. Too bad he is so naive when it comes to foreign policy. Regards...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...2008 promises to be a very interesting year in political circles...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "This Blessed Ground!!" I was six years old, American flag in my hand... Back in Ninety-Five, Prez'dent's tellin' lies and breakin' rules! Now White House's stonewallin' Congress, showin' no remorse... So, Right, don't delay, seize the day, condemn Bill's Tyranny! Mudboy Slim BTW...Please pardon the vanity; however, with two young children, my wife and I don't get to the movies much anymore and I'm just getting around to watching "Saving Private Ryan." I must say, while I can't stand Spielberg's politics, he does tell one Hell of a story. As coincidence would have it, we rented this movie on Memorial Day weekend, and I was floored by the sacrifice our forefathers made in the fight against Tyranny and Injustice. My hat is off to all those Freepers out there who have fought in defense of our Country and our Liberty, as well as those who have lost loved ones in the line of duty. To quote Abraham Lincoln, "I pray that our Heavenly Father may assuage the anguish of your bereavement, and leave you only the cherished memory of the loved and lost, and the solemn pride that must be yours to have laid so costly a sacrifice on the Altar of Freedom." And to those of you who are losing heart in our ongoing battle against Tyranny and Injustice in our own Country, please remember the sacrifices our predecessors made...and realize that Bill Clinton is no match for the progeny of our honored forebears. MUD Posted by: Mudboy Slim (fight4justice) Go Skins Go!! 14-13 4th Quarter...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Rainforest Man" By dead! and Registered! Hilarious...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "New Bridge to FReedom!!" (TheBigMan on twelve-string...MUD on flute...) There's a Party who's sure... Oooh...it makes me wonder. There's a feelin' I get... Oooh...Rush makes me wonder. Next, MUD whispered that soon... Oh~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh If there's a question in your head, folks, Folks, it makes me wonder. The Left is drownin' and RATS won't go And as we Fight DemLib'ral HO's... And Right's Building a New Bridge to FReedom!! Mudboy Slim (11/15/2002)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "RichmondTowne!!" RichmondTowne, RichmondTowne... Mudboy lives in RichmondTowne... RichmondTowne's Confederate!! Me and my pals, we love fun... RichmondTowne's a lazy afternoon... RichmondTowne, RichmondTowne... Welcome to Richmond, y'all...MUD (03/18/2003)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Bush!!" I swear I don't know...but Truth's gotta be good enuff... This ain't over, can't you hear?! George "Dubyuh" Bush...we'll devolve...yeah, we will...yes, we shall!! We sang, "Limbaugh knows why fools surrender Liberty!!" Don't just stand there...must fight Tyranny!! George "Dubyuh" Bush...must devolve...yeah, we will...yes, we shall!! Yo!! You Lib'rals, it's over... George "Dubyuh" Bush...shall devolve...yeah, we will...yes, we shall!! Mudboy Slim (1 March 2006)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, The crawl space is awfully quiet lately.
"Laws are like spiderwebs; they hold the weak and delicate who are caught in their meshes, but are torn apart by the rich and powerful."-Anacharsis.
Has been for awhile now.
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Hero's Last Letter!!" "I'm fightin' this War 'gainst the Left, ma... Played football fer the Phoenix Card'nals... Then that safety, he led his troops into battle... Then our Nation knelt down by our bedsides... "We're fightin' this War 'gainst the Left, folks....." Mudboy Slim (5/16/04)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Right's Fightin' FEAR!!" Folks, do you think you can tell... And did RATS force you to trade... (Beautiful pickin' and strummin' by conservativemusician and the Big Man) How I wish...Socialists were not here... (pickin' and strummin' to fade...) Doo doo dah doo...... Mudboy Slim (10/07/2004)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Absence of Fear!!" Inside my Mind...legally "Tissue Mass"... Justice shall reign through...shan't raze my home!! Fer Justice hunger...Left's Justice-less is rilin' me... Mudboy Slim (9/18/01)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
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Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#325. To: All (#324)
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Last Resort")
Where sleazy politics permeates the air.
He packed his hopes and dreams, like a refugee...
Went abroad to denounce his own country.
Moscow was a place, people were dyin'...
Bill endorsed their Commie ways and how they loved Stalin!!
Left fled from everywhere to that Soviet Lie,
Seeking a place to rule or a place to hide!!
Back in the U.S. bars, out fer the good times...
[Bill] couldn't wait to tell you all what its like out there.
He called it paradise...I don't know why...
Damn Leftists laid our freedom's low, while the RATS got high!!
From the GoldenGate at the coast to Arkansas, too.
Where the petty people played, hungry fer Power,
Mandate their evil ways to give them things to do.
Some rich Chinese came to rape our land...
Nobody stopped them!!
Paid off a bunch of DemocRATS...and Medyuh, they bought it!!
And they called it paradise, the place to be...
Givin' up their liberties, incrementally!!
Like our forefathers did...200 years ago!!
We even brought our home-made signs, "Jesus is Coming!!"
Brought the Lib'rals' burden down...brought the Free Man's Reign!!
We'll provide the grand design...yours is yours and mine is mine.
Becuz there are no more new frontiers,
We have got to make it here!!
Left satisfies its endless needs...
RATS justify their bloody deeds!!
They claim the name of destiny...
Yet scorn the name of God!!
Stand up and sing about what it's like up there!!
We call it paradise...I'll tell you why,
We value all that's Right...kiss Slick "Goodbye!!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#326. To: All (#325)
(To be sung to Barry McGuire's "Eve Of Destruction")
RATS dispairin'...Right's emboldened!!
Reject John Kerry's swill...be righteous voters...
Decry the need fer War...believe the SwiftVetBoaters...
'Cuz without soldiers fer FReedom, FReedom's verboten!!
Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends...
Folks, I don't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!
Must reject RATS' fears...and FReepin's the way!!
When the Lib'rals are crushed...it's a true glory day!!
Gotta Country to save...put fascists in their graves!!
Lib'ral kooks astound ya, boy...TRUTH's bound to scare you, boy!!
Over and over, "It's over, we're dead!!"...my FRiends...
Still, I won't believe...we're on the eve of destruction!!
RATS peddle Fear...Left's Power's fadin'...
Medyuh twists the Truth...monopoly is breakin'!!
Two blow-dried Senators...DemRATS must be quakin'!!
Dem marchers are stoned...virtue's been forsaken...
All humans expect...Righteous Liberation!!
Thw whole Lib'ral World...let's just eradicate it!!
Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!", my FRiends...
Right, we can't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!
Ron Reagan showed US how...by whuppin' Commie Russia!!
Dem Lib'rals fear the whole human race...
Sosh'lism's been spurned...Guv'ment's been disgraced!!
Great devolution's come...cede Power to the States!!
Bureaucracy's tax-fed...Income Tax erased!!
Love yer next-door neighbor...and don't fergit to say Grace!!
Over and over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends...
Folks now believe...Left's on the Eve of Extinction!!"
Mmmm, yes folks, Liberty...demands the Lib'rals' destruction!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#327. To: Mudboy Slim (#326)
#328. To: FuhQuePunk (#327)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#329. To: Mudboy Slim (#328)
#330. To: FuhQuePunk (#329)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#331. To: Mudboy Slim (#330)
#332. To: FuhQuePunk, A K A Stone (#329)
Like our forefathers did...two hunnerd years ago!!
We even brought our home-made signs, "Jesus is Coming!!"
Brought the Lib'rals' burden down...brought the Free Man's Reign!!
We'll provide the grand design...yours is yours and mine is mine.
Becuz there are no more new frontiers, we have got to make it here!!
Left satisfies its endless needs...RATS justify their bloody deeds!!
They claim the name of destiny...Yet scorn the name of God!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#333. To: MUD (#332)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#334. To: All (#333)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#335. To: Mudboy Slim (#332)
#336. To: FuhQuePunk (#335)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#337. To: FuhQuePunk (#331)
"Suck my macca."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#338. To: FuhQuePunk (#335)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#339. To: Mudboy Slim (#336)
#340. To: FuhQuePunk, mudboy slim (#339)
#341. To: A K A Stone (#340)
#342. To: All (#338)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "What Good Am I")
If I just turn away...when Slick's slaughterin' kids...
If I shut myself off...sit 'n' bitch, moan, and whine...
What...good...am...I?!
'Bout Slick's deal with Beijing...'bout the Dead Slick's thugs shoot?
Should I just drink my beer...forget Slick's TREASON and his LIES?!
Whose...FOOL...am...I?!
Should I lay down in bed...try to restlessly sleep?
When I've seen Waco pictures...children carelessly FRIED...
What...good...am...I?!
FOLKS, WE MUST MAKE OUR STAND...LET'S DETHRONE WILLIE!!!
Prosecute all his crimes...let's send Slick to Prison!!
Soon, Slick we'll INDICT...and we'll RE-IMPEACH!!!
If I cower in the face of...Vile Tyranny?!
Shall I just turn my back...while our Liberties die?!
I...would...rather...fight!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#343. To: A K A Stone, TLBSHOW, palo verde (#342)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#344. To: A K A Stone, FuhQuePunk, Hosanna (#304)
"Hosanna is 82marine89."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#345. To: All (#344)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Some Girls")
Lib'rals just crave Power...o'er lives that ain't their own!!
Lib'rals love their "Programs"...Lib'rals love to TAX!!
Lib'rals, we give most our bread to...We won't ever git it back!!
Lib'rals hide behind children...each time they beg fer MORE!!
Left takes more'n half of what I own...
But it's Right who's doin' the Chores!!
BigGuv'ment takes yer money...Leftists Corrupt Yer Souls!!
Lib'rals tax the shirt off yer back...and tell ya "You a selfish louse!!"
American Left wants everything in the World...They're all TAKE and Never GIVE!!
Medyuh Whore'd...They're ALL Sissies...I can't stand 'em on TeeVee no mo'!!
Sometimes I venture over to CNN fer just a look...but I end up barfin' in the stall!!
Black Libs...they just wanna blame the damned Right!!
Self-reliance, they can't Stand!!
Chi-Com Spies are so subtle...They got Slick on his knees!!
But the Right knows 'bout what Left's cookin'...
They're all Enemies of the FREE!!
Give Libs all YER money...Give Libs all YER Gold!!
Bought me a house outside the City...I'll educate MY kids in my Home!!
Yeah...gonna VOTE Dem Leftists home...
Lib'rals warp their children...look at Chelsea, she's such a DUNCE!!
Give Slick half YER money...we'll put Slick behind bars...
Re-Impeach Left's Boy, I say...WE'll CONVICT the Left's Biggest Star...then Laugh!!
Make Slick his cellmate's "honey"...make'im a Prison 'HO!!
Let's CONVICT Left's Evil, Patriots...first step's to VOTE Conservative...Let's Roll!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#346. To: All (#345)
(To be sung to Cream's "Tales Of Brave Ulysses")
But we'll rise above Left's treason...RAT's wish violence on our own!!
As we shed our Lib'ral leeches...by slashing Fed'ral programs...
Power's wicked weilders torture...those who seek to live in FReedom...
The heroic Reagan's calling you to building a shining City!!
But her foolish statements're hollow...We Fight Fer Liberty!!
So when DemLib'rals gather...FReep down RATS' vile sedition...
Proudly FReep Dem Lib'rals...with the issues 'cuz we're Right!!
Sheeple want to inflict Justice...RATS'll do hard time or be buried!!
Kerry knows folks cannot stand him...'cuz he LIED about his comrades!!
Purple Hearts fer mild abrasions...Hanoi Johnnie shirked his duty...
Fled home early...LIED to Congress!!
Folks, you need to join the FReepers...as we stand against left's Terror!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#347. To: FuhQuePunk (#329)
(To be sung to John Lennon's "Imagine!")
No damned IRS, a reigned in FBI;
Imagine all the Sheeple...with increased take-home pay!
Ah ha ah aahhh!
No Clinton goons to lie for...religious freedom, too!
Imagine all free people...no Village, just families.
Yoo hoo ooo!
You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.
I hope some day you'll join us, a FReeper's work is never done.
No need for greed or hunger, each spending what he's earned.
Imagine all free people, the Left driven underground!
Yoo hoo ooo!
You may say I'm a dreamer, but Right's War it shall be won!!
'Cuz as an Ol' Gen-Xer, this next Century's ours to run!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#348. To: All (#347)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#349. To: Coral Snake, TLBSHOW, A K A Stone (#348)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#350. To: All (#349)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#351. To: All (#350)
(To be spoken--Johnny Cash-like--over a lonely keyboard version of "Joy to the World")
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#352. To: A K A Stone, TLBSHOW, Coral Snake (#340)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#353. To: All (#352)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#354. To: A K A Stone (#340)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "My Hometown")
Dockside, watched that ship return my Pa from Viet Nam.
Ma cried, then laughed, 'cuz he'd made it through it...
We cheered as Dad's feet touched ground...
He tousled my hair, said, "Son, take a good look around...
This here's Blessed Ground, and it's your home now,
Do your Country proud, this is your hometown!"
Political fights between The Wrong and The Right...
Networks treat us like we're fools.
As Justice obstructs, Clinton passes the buck,
While sellin' secrets to Commie scum...
Algore grasps their illegal cash, sordid times had come...
To our Country...Won't you see? Liberty, it ain't free!!
Seems like there ain't nobody values Character no more.
Still, we're closin' in to prove Slick's guilt, while Elitists fret...
FReepers say, "These Bums're already TOAST, they just don't know it YET!!"
It's our turn now, let's show 'em how...
To devolve Power, to your hometown.
Forcin' out these crooks, it's OUR Destiny!
I'm Thirty-Five, got two kids of my own now...
Last night, set 'em up o'erlookin' the Sea..
I said, "Kids, take a good look around...this here's Blessed Ground!"
05/28/1999 22:36:48 PDT
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#355. To: All (#354)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#356. To: A K A Stone, FuhQuePunk, barkentine, Coral Snake, continental op (#355)
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven")
All Left's Minions Are Dolts...
They're defilin' Right's New Bridge to FReedom.
When Left first hears...they know...
Medyuh Whore'd is RATS' Ho!!
HollyWeirdSlick will git what he raped for.
Ooh~ooh~ooh Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
And RATS're lyin' 'bout Slick Willie's Treason.
There are signs Left Shall Fall!!
'Cuz Truth haunts Left fer sure...
And you know Willie's words have no meaning.
In a cave, reading books,
There's a Patriot who sings...
"Lib'rals, all of yer thoughts are Ms. Streisand!!"
Ooooh...don't it make YOU wonder?!
When I look at the Left,
And my spirit starts crying "They're dimwits!!"
Yes, MUD's thoughts Right Shall Sing...
Rings of smoke from MUD's cave...
Heed the voices of those who hear Limbaugh!!
Oooh...don't Rush make Left shudder?!
"If Right all sings in tune...
Then, George Dubyuh shall lead us with Reason!!"
And a new day will dawn...
For those who stand strong...
And our children will burst out in laughter!!
(Does Anybody Remember Laughter?!!)
Whoah~hooh~oh~ohh.
Don't be alarmed now...
It's a reaction to the RAPE-King!!
Yes, there are two paths you can go by,
And, my Lib'ral FRiends,
Folks, there's still time to change the road you're on!!
Ahhh~ah-oh~hoh.
To where Ol' Slick's goin'...
John Ashcroft's callin' you to join him!!
Sweet ladies, can you hear Left's Lies Flow?!
And did you know...
Yer FReedom lies with the RighteousRightWi~hahh~ah-ohh?
Dutch Reagan's larger than Left knows.
There walks a Nation Strong and Bold!!
Who knows what's Right...WE want to show...
How America's future is gold...
And if you listen very hard
MUD's tunes will come to you at last.
When all are one and Guv'ment's small-yeah...
'Cuz Right Shall Rock and Then We'll Ro__ll!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#357. To: A K A Stone (#0)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Oxford Town")
Ev'rybody's got their chests bowed out!!
George Dubyuh's Right to Force Soddom Down!!
Celebrate OUR Troops in RichmondTowne!!
Soccer games and Brownie Scouts!!
Party with folks red and brown...
Lib'rals, stay away from Mudboy now...
Klinton's THE Chi-Coms' Whore...We SHAN'T let RATS Win!!
All becuz Slick Committed Treason!!
What do you think about that, my FRiends?!!
WE WHUP RATS 'Cuz We Think They're Dumb!!
I don't even know why RATS come...
Go on back where y'all came from!!
Mudboy Slim's singin' sum powerful tunes!!
Thousands died 'cuz SlickWillie is a Goon!!
Attorney General...Investigate SOON!!
Ev'rybody's got their chests bowed out!!
Ol' MUD do write some Righteous sounds...
Ain't a-goin' stop 'til Slick's DETHRONED!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#358. To: FuhQuePunk (#335)
(To be sung to Matchbox 20's "Push")
Like my dear ol' friend, Rusty...when his ship first sank, then sailed on in!!
Tyranny blows 'cuz Fed Power we cannot trust...
Hear the Band sing "Justice!!"
Save the Unborn babies...let 'em live!!
Yes, I'm a little bit angry!! Yeah!!
Not while I'm still breathing...my sounds...
Left don't own me...FReep fer change!!
Yeah...the JustRight feels good!!
George "Dubyuh" Bush...shed Power...yeah, we will...yes, we shall!!
Ain't gonna take Right fer granted...
Let's liberate the whole Planet!!
Ha..hunh...We shall!! We shall!!.........yes, I will...
Give US a little more Justice...
Treason is where the Truth is gonna git ya...
Dude, I don't know why we're spending like RATS with glee!!
Must take a stand 'gainst Guv'ment...
Let me save fer dreams when I retire...
Freedom ain't always purty...well...
'Cuz Left's been cheatin', Right's been wronged...poltroons...
You don't know me, well, that will change...
Wake up, dude, let's build a wall!!
George "Dubyuh" Bush...shed Power...yeah, we will...yes, we shall!!
Ain't gonna take Right fer granted...
Let's liberate the whole Planet!!
Mud sang, "We shall!! We shall!!"
RATS' Rent-A-Minions flee...Left's gonna fall apart!!
Truth drives Left crazy...crazy...
Cut Guv'ment, Dubyuh!! Empower this Nation...Nation!!
George "Dubyuh" Bush...shed Power...yeah, we will...yes, we shall!!
Ain't gonna take Right fer granted...yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Let's liberate you...consecrate you...yeah!!
Mud sang, "We shall!! We shall!!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#359. To: Mudboy Slim (#358)
#360. To: barkentine (#359)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#361. To: barkentine, A K A Stone, Coral Snake, TLBSHOW, Fred Mertz (#359)
(To be sung to Merle Haggard's "Soldier's Last Letter")
'Cuz Warriors must protect the Meek...
The way Grandpa did, when Hitler was big.
Ma, a terror-less World's what I seek!!"
But games, they must wait 'til we're through!!
We'll arrest bin Laden the first chance we get...
Uncle Sam, he didn't train no damned fools!!
A stray bullet turned cheers into cries!!
Next, tears came unashamed...for a hero'd been slain...
Country learned that Pat Tillman had died!!
And we prayed, "Lord above hear my plea...
Please protect all the folks who are fightin' fer Right!!
And dear God, keep America FRee!!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#362. To: TLBSHOW (#361)
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Wish You Were Here")
Lib'rals from Hell?!!
Yer rights be damned!!
Shall we fell the vile thugs?!!
Or sheepishly kneel?!!
Yer life should be brave...
Won't you fight fer yer kids?!!
Real heroes fer HO's?!!
Sweet Justice fer "Peace"?!!
FReedom fer "secur'ty"?!!
Big Guv'ment must change...
'Cuz Nation's been stained...
John Kerry fled from the War...
Hanoi John's goals are Left's shame!!
Lib'rals are lost souls...
Beggin' 'cuz they're all whores!!
Guv'ment's Left's pimp!!
Right must retake the same old ground...
Sing out, be proud...FReedom's dear!!
Right's fightin' FEAR!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#363. To: barkentine (#359)
(To be sung to Jewel's "Absence of Fear")
It knows and yearns...my Mind shan't waste!!
Inside my "hollow" heart...there's some extra room...
E-freepin' Rush Limbaugh...ain't waitin' fer you!!
But if you want to...I-eye-eye am needing you here!!
Help Restore...the Absence of Fear!!
This Country's undaunted...bin Laden's MY 'HO!!!!
Mudboy calls to you...to all my freepin' friends...
We must support George Dubyuh...must DESTROY THE LEFT!!!
Justice-wantin'...and I am needing you here...
Allah's the Absence of Fear!!
And you know that Slick's did Treason...Clinton's TYRANNY!!
America, we adore you...Smite thy Leftists' SHAME!!
Next, we'll...party out in moonlight and reinvent Screen Names...
For OUR Country's Strong, yes...We're Right...We're needing you here-re-re!!!
OUR Future's Clear...Restore the Absence of Fear!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
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