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Title: Where's the Iced Tea? Trayvon's alibi falls apart
Source: hondo68 P.I.
URL Source: http://none
Published: Mar 25, 2012
Author: self
Post Date: 2012-03-25 14:01:26 by Hondo68
Keywords: None
Views: 2516
Comments: 2

We've heard a lot about how this angelic youth went to the store at half-time to buy iced tea for his younger brother, and skittles, but what happened to the tea?

The skittles were found in his pocket, but he was still seeking the iced tea. The store didn't have the kind that his brother likes.

He was cruzin the hood casing the homes of all the dittoheads when he spots this Cholo in a car about to pop the top on an ice cold elRusbo - Two if by Tea. He runs up to the car, pops the greaser in the nose, and snatches the Iced Tea out of his hand.

As Mr. Zimmerman was attempting to exit the vehicle, Trayvon slams the door on his head causing an injury to the back. He then drags the beaner out of the car and proceeds to beat him. A neighbor hears the victims screams and dials 911. Just before he loses consciousness Mr. Zimmerman manages to pull out his pistol and kill his assailant.

Being an experienced Peruvian organ harvester Mr. Zimmerman revives himself by drinking the iced tea, and cuts out the black heart since the perp is already dead. The police take a report of the attempted robery and assault and leave.

The heart is auctioned off on the Koch Brothers web site Organ-bay, and Dick Cheney gets a new black heart.


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The iced tea angle is just something for Big Sis to ponder in the course of her jihad against racism.

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Hilariously awesome!!!:)

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