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Status: Not Logged In; Sign In Humor See other Humor Articles Title: Colbert Uses Transvaginal Ultrasound Wand For Super Tuesday Margarita Source: RAWSTORY URL Source: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/03/ ... d-for-super-tuesday-margarita/ Published: Mar 7, 2012 Author: Andrew Jones Post Date: 2012-03-07 10:51:55 by Brian S Keywords: None Views: 1596 Comments: 1 Stephen Colbert shared his wide of array of cooking options in celebration of Super Tuesday, including his famous Republican salsa consisting of “mostly mayonnaise with a dash of Miracle Whip.” “Folks, this is it, it is Super Tuesday,” he said. “It is like the Super Bowl of politics, if it was like one team slowly destroying itself. And just like the Super Bowl, I have painted my face with the team colors, white.” The Comedy Central host represented each state holding a Super Tuesday contest with a food. “With one layer for each state with a primary today,” he said. “We’ve got potatoes for Idaho, ham for Virginia, some Vermont cheddar, for Alaska, some venison, and for Ohio, a layer of rust.” Colbert also described his specific drink for a good night for Mitt Romney and his unusal replacement for his missing blender. “I’ve got a keg of beer, and in case Romney wins, I’ve got a keg of caffeine-free Diet Coke,” he said. “And oh — I’m mixing up margaritas! I couldn’t find my blender, so I’m using this transvaginal ultrasound wand! Mmmmmm! You know, usually at parties, this doesn’t come out until after the margaritas! Salty!” WATCH: Video from Comedy Central, which was broadcast on March 6, 2012. Click for Full Text! Subscribe to *Elections 2012* Post Comment   Private Reply   Ignore Thread   Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest #1. To: Brian S, *Arab Spring Jihad* (#0) I’m using this transvaginal ultrasound wand! Mmmmmm! The really sad part is that he dug it out of Nancy Pelosi's dumpster. "We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul Obama's watch stopped on 24 May 2008, but he's been too busy smoking crack to notice. Hondo68  posted on  2012-03-07   11:08:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest

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