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Published: Jan 28, 2012
Author: RH
Post Date: 2012-01-28 19:53:59 by CZ82
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Views: 3329
Comments: 7

Classes for Women EDISON COMMUNITY COLLEGE REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By Sun, November 30, 2011

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF TOPICS ADDRESSED , CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .

Class 1

Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2

Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?

Round Table Discussion.

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

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Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.

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"Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours"?......ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

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#1. To: CZ82 (#0)

"Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours"?......ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

I suppose that would depend on the man. Put the toilet seat down, or be prepared to listen to 3 hours of bitching. ;)

"PUT THE DAMN TOILET SEAT DOWN"

Murron  posted on  2012-01-28   20:00:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Murron, CZ82 (#1)

I've come up with a solution to that age old problem.

I just changed the rules. In MY house, the rule is, THE SEAT STAYS UP UNLESS YOU ARE SITTING DOWN, IN WHICH CASE YOU LIFT IT BACK UP WHEN YOU'RE DONE.

We The People  posted on  2012-01-29   0:48:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: We The People (#2)

But do you have the end of the toilet paper facing in or out, that's what I want to know.

Ferret Mike  posted on  2012-01-29   5:07:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: We The People (#2)

Satanic Stars On Republican Party Elephant Symbol

Ferret Mike  posted on  2012-01-29   5:08:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Ferret Mike (#4)

I don't believe that even an exorcism could bring the R party back to sanity.

They're a lost cause.

We The People  posted on  2012-01-29   9:47:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: We The People (#2)

"I just changed the rules. In MY house, the rule is, THE SEAT STAYS UP UNLESS YOU ARE SITTING DOWN, IN WHICH CASE YOU LIFT IT BACK UP WHEN YOU'RE DONE."

After all these years of raising our family, I'm the lone lady in the house now with two fellows, the seat still STAYS DOWN! ;)

Murron  posted on  2012-01-29   11:30:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: We The People (#5)

I don't believe that even an exorcism could bring the R party back to sanity.

They're a lost cause.

On this I agree with you...

Murron  posted on  2012-01-29   11:32:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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