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Title: Beauty Contest: Aunt Jemimah vs Michelle Obama
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Published: Jan 13, 2012
Author: A K A Stone
Post Date: 2012-01-13 08:01:11 by A K A Stone
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Choice 1 Aunt Jemima Choice 2 Michelle Obama Poster Comment: I'd have to go with Aunt Jemimah.
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#1. To: A K A Stone (#0)
You'd better hope that you never go up against a pile of shit.
I'll believe that a corporation is a person 1 second after Texas executes one...
Well, Moochelle has a flat spot on her head to set your beer on. Probably why O'bungler married her. Obama's watch stopped on 24 May 2008, but he's been too busy smoking crack to notice.
Either one could probably beat you to a pulp.
Almost every country in the Middle East is awash in oil, and we have to side with the one that has nothing but joos. Goddamn, that was good thinkin'. Esso posted on 2012-01-13 7:37:56 ET
I guess I'll routinely ignore goober's threads too, just like I do HQ's. I won't be bothered with such idiotic nonsense.
I won't be bothered with such idiotic nonsense. It is a perfect example of the primitive level of Tea Party/Bagger discourse.
Almost every country in the Middle East is awash in oil, and we have to side with the one that has nothing but joos. Goddamn, that was good thinkin'. Esso posted on 2012-01-13 7:37:56 ET
What do you have against beauty contests? You're not one of those women who hates Makeup are you? My brother made the mistake of letting his daughter go on vacation with a dyke. The dyke took his daughter to some freak antichrist faggot church. The dyke told my brothers daughter that she wasn't going to be wearing makeup. The dyke was trying to recruit her to the dyke freak culture. She called her mom and her mama set the dyke straight. She told the dyke to let _______ be __________ and you be you.
Is that what Michelle uses for makeup?
You'll have to get your beauty tips somewhere else, Stone. You might try LF's Page Six reporter, Gay Quay aka (unusually) Happy Quanzza
I'll believe that a corporation is a person 1 second after Texas executes one...
Moochelle's butt is bigger, always looks pissed off about something, and bitches about what we're eating. Aunt Jemimah's always happy and likes to cook, she's my kind of gal.
Aunt Jemimah was a hard working gal. A real class act. I like her pancake mix.
Toldja...
I'll believe that a corporation is a person 1 second after Texas executes one...
Did she ever actually cook something for you or just try to sell you a product?
Almost every country in the Middle East is awash in oil, and we have to side with the one that has nothing but joos. Goddamn, that was good thinkin'. Esso posted on 2012-01-13 7:37:56 ET
No, she never cooked for me, but she gave me some of her recipes.
Are you implying that Aunt Jemimah is an evil 1%er from Big Pancake?
Well yea!!! She made her money the old fashioned way, she earned it.... That's why she hates Aunt Jemimah instead of the Wookie.... She only adores/admires those that steal money for a living, can't you tell....
Quiz of the Day: Who made the statement "The world would be a better place if only Men were to vote?????? HINT: It was a woman!!!
That's a no-brainer.
She only adores/admires those that steal money for a living, can't you tell.... Aunt Jemima is much like Betty Crocker, a spokesman for a product, NOT A REAL PERSON. And played by several actresses since the late 1890's.
Almost every country in the Middle East is awash in oil, and we have to side with the one that has nothing but joos. Goddamn, that was good thinkin'. Esso posted on 2012-01-13 7:37:56 ET
Well damn. She is still hotter then Michelle.
#2. To: A K A Stone (#0)
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
#3. To: A K A Stone (#0)
#4. To: mininggold (#3)
#5. To: Ferret Mike (#4)
I guess I'll routinely ignore goober's threads too, just like I do HQ's.
#6. To: mininggold (#5)
It is a perfect example of the primitive level of Tea Party/Bagger discourse.
#7. To: war (#1)
You'd better hope that you never go up against a pile of shit.
#8. To: A K A Stone (#7)
(Edited)
#9. To: A K A Stone (#0)
#10. To: Happy Quanzaa (#9)
Aunt Jemimah's always happy and likes to cook, she's my kind of gal.
#11. To: A K A Stone (#10)
#12. To: Happy Quanzaa (#9)
Aunt Jemimah's always happy and likes to cook, she's my kind of gal.
#13. To: mininggold (#12)
#14. To: mininggold (#12)
or just try to sell you a product?
#15. To: Happy Quanzaa (#14)
Are you implying that Aunt Jemimah is an evil 1%er from Big Pancake?
#16. To: CZ82, A K A Stone, war, hondo68, mininggold, Ferret Mike (#15)
Michelle Obama vs Aunt Jemimah
Let them eat cake.or
Let them eat pancake!
#17. To: CZ82 (#15)
Well yea!!! She made her money the old fashioned way, she earned it.... That's why she hates Aunt Jemimah instead of the Wookie....
#18. To: mininggold (#17)
. And played by several actresses since the late 1890's.
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