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Title: Suggested 2012 Obama Campaign Slogans
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URL Source: http://flamingdumbass.wordpress.com ... /04/04/obama-campaign-slogans/
Published: May 26, 2011
Author: flamingdumbass
Post Date: 2011-05-26 11:15:23 by no gnu taxes
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“Suckage On This Grand A Scale Takes Two Terms.” “Bringing Up The Birther Thing Whenever Possible.” “I promise you I’ll learn about it by the time I leave here on the ride back to the airport.” POTUS “does not have power [to] authorize a military attack [where no] actual or imminent threat to the nation [exists].” “Not Jumping To Conclusions Unless Israel Is Involved.” “Operation Odyssey Dawn. ‘Nuf Said.” “I Quit Smoking For You Bitter Clingers. Show Some Gratitude.” “Putting Me First.” “Increasing the National Debt a Trillion At a Time.” Related slogan: “$60 Billion in Spending Cuts is Extreme.” “If You Like the Chevy Volt, You’ll Love Obama.” “You Can Fool 40+% of the People All of the Time.” “In Your Heart You Know You’re Racist.” “For More Years Of High Unemployment.” “Fool you once, shame on me. Fool you twice, you’re pretty much a damn fool.” “Let’s Get Our Fat Asses Moving Again” (apologies to the JFK campaign). “It’s Mourning Again in America.” Courtesy of Hugh Chavez: “There is a lot left to do. I need more time.” “We Bring Atlas Shrugged To Life” (apologies to the crony capitalists at GE). “Transparency and the rule of law will be the touchstones of this Presidency.” “Obama we trusted, now we’re busted” (a twist on a 1932 slogan). “It’s Your Racism, Stupid.” “One, Two, Three, Four, F*** the Rich to Feed the Poor!” “Vote For Me, You Racist Clingers.” “In Your Heart You Know He’s A DSOC/DSA/New Party Marxist.” “Did I Do That?” “Double-Down.”
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#1. To: no gnu taxes (#0)
I still like this one the best: List of those unable to think: Bumper sticker on DwarF's car: List of those unable to think: Bumper sticker on DwarF's car: Hope Change Headshot
You have a strong affinity for this one, eh, Paddy?
America...My Kind Of Place... "I truly am not that concerned about [bin Laden]..."
mcgowanjm, ferret mike, skippy, fartboy/yukko, white sands, bucky, lucys idiot mom, e_type_jackoff, go56, badlie, wreck, calCON, mininggold, war, Banjo Boris, Biff, Godwinson and meguro. If you're on the above list, you're too fucking stupid to hold a real conversation.
#2. To: no gnu taxes (#0)
mcgowanjm, ferret mike, skippy, fartboy/yukko, white sands, bucky, lucys idiot mom, e_type_jackoff, go56, badlie, wreck, calCON, mininggold, war, Banjo Boris, Biff, Godwinson and meguro. If you're on the above list, you're too fucking stupid to hold a real conversation.
#3. To: no gnu taxes (#0)
Dy-No-Mite!
Tanned Bush
U R Racist
Michelle's Gonna Get Pregnant, ssshhh
#BIEBERLOVESBHO
LOL
Now with added Black
What'chu talkin about Whitey?
Kenya Dig It?!
OMG
Knock it off!
Obama/Clinton 2008
#4. To: no gnu taxes (#0)
“In Your Heart You Know You’re Racist.”
--GW Bush
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