Politically Incorrect At the Senior Citizens Center they had a quiz the other day. I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, the correct answer was Africa .
One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells. It appears that Negroes and Mexicans is not the correct answer either.
I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
A buddy of mine has just told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin. I said, "How can you tell them apart?" He said, "Her brother's got a mustache."
Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche & mentioned it on Facebook. I said, "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know, 4000 fucking Muslims have added me as a friend!
Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”
The Red Cross have just knocked at our door and asked if we could help with the floods in Pakistan. I said we would love to, but our garden hose only reaches to the end of our driveway.
