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Title: Are you a Sheeple? Take the Sheeple Quiz and find out
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URL Source: http://www.naturalnews.com/032415_sheeple_quiz.html
Published: May 16, 2011
Author: Mike Adams
Post Date: 2011-05-16 18:19:16 by Capitalist Eric
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Views: 1993
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(NaturalNews) Have you herd about the Sheeple Quiz? Although most NaturalNews readers will easily beat it, it's a fun quiz to find out how smart (or gullible) your friends really are. So let 'em take the Sheeple Quiz! And then you'll know whether they're independent thinkers or just zombie-minded sheeple like the rest of the flock. Here's the quiz. Choose "A" or "B" as the answer for each question, then check your score below. A) Keep you informed. #2) Social Security is: A) A financial safety net that makes sure people have a retirement income. #3) The fluoride dripped into municipal water supplies is: A) A naturally-occurring mineral. #4) When you donate money to find the cure for cancer, that money goes: A) To fund research programs that assess actual cancer cures for the purpose of freely sharing them with the public. #5) The national debt is: A) Under control and will be paid off in a few years. #6) GMOs will: A) Feed the world and prevent starvation. #7) The FDA protects: A) The people from dangerous medicines. #8) The EPA's real agenda is to: A) Protect the environment. #9) The Federal Reserve functions to: A) Stabilize the economy and keep America strong. #10) The purpose of TSA checkpoints at airports is to: A) Keep air passengers safe and secure. #11) The practical function of the U.S. Supreme Court is to: A) Protect the constitutional rights of the citizens. #12) Vaccines are based on: A) Gold standard science that conclusively proves their safety and effectiveness. #13) Herbs and superfoods: A) Are medically useless and cannot treat, prevent or cure any disease. #14) In Libya, Afghanistan and Iraq, America: A) Led a humanitarian effort to save innocent people from tyranny. #15) The U.S. Bill of Rights A) Grants you rights and freedoms. If you answered "A" 10 times or more... You are a total news-watching, gullible fairytale swallowing Sheeple! Be sure to keep taking those medications and watching more network news. Don't bother thinking for yourself because you seem to be incapable of accomplishing that. If you answered "A" fewer than 10 times... You are sadly Sheeple-minded but there is hope for your rescue. Learn more about the world around you and train yourself to think critically so you can depart from the herd mentality. If you answered "A" fewer than 5 times... You are an unusually intelligent free-minded thinker who questions the world around you and doesn't buy into the usual propaganda. You still got suckered on a few items, so there's more yet to learn. But you're on the right track! If you answered "A" exactly zero times... You are the complete opposite of a Sheeple. You're independent minded, well informed and probably a regular reader of NaturalNews.com. Stay on track and question events in the world around you. Eat more superfoods to maintain your healthy immune system and cognitive function. Avoid the toxic chemicals in foods, medicines and lawn care products. Keep reading the alternative press and voice your intelligent views to others willing to listen. (But don't waste your time on those who aren't.)
Poster Comment: Apologies for linking skippy's pic at the beginning.
The Sheeple Quiz
#1) The purpose of the mainstream media is to:
B) Feed you misinformation while keeping you distracted from the real issues our world is facing.
B) A government-run Ponzi scheme that requires more and more people to keep paying in just to stay afloat and will ultimately collapse into total bankruptcy.
B) An industrial chemical waste byproduct.
B) To fund mammogram campaigns that actually irradiate women's breasts, causing the very cancers that earn huge profits for the cancer treatment industry.
B) Out of control and will spiral into a runaway debt collapse.
B) Threaten the future of life on our planet through genetic contamination and widespread crop failures.
B) The financial interests of the drug companies.
B) Protect the financial interests of the chemical companies whose toxic products destroy the environment.
B) Loot the economy and control America's economy for the interests of the few.
B) Indoctrinate Americans into surrendering to police state invasions of their privacy.
B) Legitimize federal tyranny over the People by ignoring the Constitution and its Bill of Rights.
B) Quackery and fraud combined with a persistent medical mythology that utterly lacks a factual basis.
B) Contain powerful plant-based medicines that can help reverse and prevent disease.
B) Waged an illegal imperialist war to occupy foreign nations and control their oil.
B) Merely acknowledges the rights and freedoms you already possess. Score your Sheeple Quiz
To score your Sheeple Quiz, simply count the number of times you answered "A" to the questions above.
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#1. To: Capitalist Eric (#0)
A) Keep air passengers safe and secure. It also makes the skies safe for gov sponsored terrorists by disarming the victims, thus paving the way for more government crap and loss of liberties. Just say NO to tyranny! I recall a re-run of MASH I saw where this uber right winger named Colonel Flagg... #10) The purpose of TSA checkpoints at airports is to:
B) Indoctrinate Americans into surrendering to police state invasions of their privacy. 
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
Godwinson posted on 2011-02-23 11:47:32 ET
http://libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=18011&Disp=46#C46
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