Interview with Candidate Obama in Mississippi, in early 2008. Reporter: "Who are you parents"
Obama: "My mother was black and my father was white."
Reporter:"I thought it was the other way around."
Obama: "Now, you see, once again you're missing the point and guilty of obfuscating.
Reporter: "Actually I meant what are their names"
Obama: Uhhh... "That really isn't important" and "Oh, uh, and my uncle served in the Civil War."
Reporter: "Which uncle was that?"
Obama: "Racist! You're assuming it was the white uncle."
Reporter: "No, I thought you maybe you knew his name."
Obama: "Uh, John. Black Uncle John. He helped liberate Cleveland with the 169th Regiment."
Reporter: "How can that be? None of your father's relatives were American citizens actually living here then.
Obama: "You've been hoodwinked and bamboozled. It's time for a change at the highest level."
Reporter: "Which Army? I don't recall that Regiment number."
Obama: "The details aren't important. He was there."
Reporter: "Which side did your uncle serve on? No one ever liberated Cleveland (though not a bad idea).
Obama: "You're an example of a negative person who clings to stereotypes of black people."
Reporter: "But aren't you half-white?"
Obama: "No. Once you have black in you, you're ALL black. RACIST! Cracker! Get that gun outta my face. Put down that bible. I'm leaving this state and not coming back. There are only 56 left to go."
Reporter: "You mean the 57 Islamic states?"
Obama: Whatchu talkin' 'bout, man? I never knew no muslims." (struts off in disgust)
