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Post Date: 2011-04-12 19:36:31 by CZ82
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The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the winners: 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. 2. Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an asshole. 3. Intaxicaton : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly. 5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.. 7. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high 8. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. 9. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. 10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) 11. Karmageddon : It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. 12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. 13. Glibido : All talk and no action. 14. Dopeler Effect : The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. 15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. 16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. 17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating. The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. And the winners are: 1. Coffee , n. The person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted , adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained. 3. Abdicate , v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade , v. To attempt an explanation while drunk. 5. Willy-nilly , adj. Impotent. 6. Negligent , adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown. 7. Lymph , v. To walk with a lisp. 8. Gargoyle , n. Olive-flavored mouthwash. 9. Flatulence , n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller. 10. Balderdash , n. A rapidly receding hairline. 11. Testicle , n. A humorous question on an exam. 12. Rectitude , n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists. 13. Pokemon , n. A Rastafarian proctologist. 14. Oyster , n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms. 15. Frisbeetarianism , n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there. 16. Circumvent , n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men
Poster Comment: 5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. Isn't this where the Liberals live?????
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#1. To: A K A Stone (#0)
The difference being I didn't steal a password and impersonate another poster and litter your forum with four letter words.
Too many browsers open again yukon? At least it wasn't YouloveaWHAT?????.com
And the sheep will bleat their submission, Burma Shave.
No four letter words this time, sucker?
Is the mistake you posted in #1 the same mistake you made when you posted the gay website??? Your fairytale is falling apart.
And the sheep will bleat their submission, Burma Shave.
Are you admitting you were involved in the theft and impersonation, chippy?
Nobody's buying the "I was hacked" FAIRYtale.
And the sheep will bleat their submission, Burma Shave.
Are you admitting you were involved in the theft and impersonation, chippy?
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LOLAY, chippy!
I think he might have been hacked- by someone he knows (or by himself with a different ISP), so they could play all sorts of games and harass people- and take over LP... so they could harass more people. Does Goldi not seem a bit *different* to anyone else? Does her behavior not seem very odd? Whoever is posting as her is part of it. It is fun for them. They admitted it right here: "It has been a great night" Cyber stalking and bullying is fun for them. They love it. You see these posters all line up together and ping each other, and bring their games over here, from over there. They are all in it together. It is a game. They have multiple screen names- and ways of having multiple ISPs. No doubt they are giddy in IM and email, talking about their conquest and victories of disrupting so many sites with one story. They are the same disruptors at every site, and travel in the same circles. It is pretty obvious, to me, what is going on.
Yours sure does, faux Christian.
LOLAY!!!! CT FREAK!!!
Take a look at yukon's post in #1 of this thread. It actually belongs with another thread, not this one. He obviously was looking at more than one thread at a time and cross-posted to this thread. THIS IS EXACTLY THE EXPLANATION GIVEN OF HOW THE LINK TO A GAY PORNO SITE GOT POSTED BY MISTAKE, AND HE'S DONE IT AGAIN HERE ON THIS THREAD. Yes. And Gatlin. Gatlin can be pulled out of "character" when slightly provoked. Not the Gatlin I knew before he disappeared for a few years.
And the sheep will bleat their submission, Burma Shave.
For what its worth, I think a lot of these discussion boards were bought by the GOP to craft opinion and shut down disillusioned commentary. I remember Stone blowing in here the weekend of yu-kloughn's coming out party. Atypical attitude and, for once, decisive action and not the routine jellyfish equivocating in what he claimed he wanted, in this case: stop changing article titles. I think someone jerked his chain to clean this problem up. The timing is odd to say the least. I commented to Liberator the other night The Kloughn has a ticket to ride. And since he is the apotheosis of a flaming statist GOPer, homosexuality included, he and his flying monkeys get free run of the place. Free speech and dissent are being shut down by buying up the venues of expression.
Actually, I feel sorry for you, yu-klown. Growing up with Sally as a mother would probably turn anyone queer.
I'll note the irony of you cheering my bannings...
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I think you need to stop believing your own press.
Actually, I feel sorry for you, yu-klown. Growing up with Sally as a mother would probably turn anyone queer.
At the least, your silence was your assent...
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Nah, Gatlin can NEVER be pulled out of "character" ... Gatlin is what he is and always be: calmy cool and collected. Stone has tried now to kill this discussion by locking two different threads carrying unsupported homosexual accusations and innuendos … you chose to simply ignore the logical approach that Stone took. Stone said, I happen to believe his (Yukon) password was stolen and Goldi has also said that she believes yukon’s password was stolen. In perversion, the main clinical factor is hostility. So, just let it go ... JUST LET IT GO, please. By washing your hands frequently you wash away germs that can infect other people. By cleansing your mind, you can cleanse away your characteristically suspiciousness, persecutory trends, and megalomania that can infect other people.
As of now the only unsupported allegation is that one, possibly, two accounts were hacked.
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No.
Punk, if I wanted to 'get rid of you', I'd simply bozo you, like yu-kloughn and Potato Head. That I don't even do that tells you in how much esteem I hold you. Play nice and have a nice day . . . someplace else.
Actually, I feel sorry for you, yu-klown. Growing up with Sally as a mother would probably turn anyone queer.
I've seen no evidence that any account was hacked.
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What evidence can be presented ... If you are a Webmaster and I steal a password and begin to post under the the screen name associated with that stolen password ... what evidence can you present that the password was stolen?
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Goldi stole the password? Stone?
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You are very much like yu-kloughn in that you play baiting games.
Actually, I feel sorry for you, yu-klown. Growing up with Sally as a mother would probably turn anyone queer.
The fact that you secretly admire, adore, appreciate, apprize, care for, clasp, cleave to, cosset, cultivate exchanges, dote on, embrace, enshrine, entertain, fancy, hold dear, honor, idolize, like, nourish, nurture, preserve, prize, revere, treasure, value, venerate, and worship war, yukon and Tater … does not go unnoticed.
You need to think less of yourself and more of others - especially when it comes to the department marked "CLEVER"...
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Was once a favorite word...
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Exactly whom shall I think more of?
Actually, I feel sorry for you, yu-klown. Growing up with Sally as a mother would probably turn anyone queer.
Actually - I find it no wonder that I can typically view your self- centeredness as your most unappealing personality trait. While most of us struggle to maintain a sense of compassion and understanding toward others. You on the other had in your self-centeredness concentrating on people do not bother to take the time to understand another person’s point-of-view or feelings. Your concerned chiefly or only with yourself and your advantage to the exclusion of others is not a healthy thing. You need to take a close look into the world of the self-centered person and an explanation of common personality traits associated with self-centeredness.
Aha...another one of life's riddles rears its head...
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ME, of course ... "I'll Be Your Huckleberry!"
That's it, yukon. I gave you your chance to rise above your role model and you cannot. See ya, putz.
Actually, I feel sorry for you, yu-klown. Growing up with Sally as a mother would probably turn anyone queer.
Bye!!! Let's see if you keep me there for more than a day this time...
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oops
I sincerely believe, and have believed for some time, that the poster known as Gatlin is a female, most of the time.
DEFINITELY adopted...
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You are the maiden of wrongness again. Not only did I give birth to him, I homeschooled him up and until last year, and the gifted teacher in the school has asked for my consultation on her program. :) Goes to show you don't relate to a higher IQ. Of course anyone with a whit about them knows that high IQ's come from the Mother. Guess I am talking over your head most of the time, so you are a bit jealous, that is understandable. BUT- THAT is about you, not me YOU are just not that intelligent. I am. It sucks to be you in more than 100 ways, war. This is a mere reminder of your lot in life. Stuck on the internet - in an 8th grade pissing contest- making oral sex references, and stalking me around the internet- trying desperately to gain my attention. Really smart, war. Really wise.
So much for me being on bozo, eh Bitsy? On any given day, I believe you about as much as I believe Boofer... This is a mere reminder of your lot in life. Stuck on the internet - in an 8th grade pissing contest- making oral sex references, and stalking me around the internet- trying desperately to gain my attention. I'm in love with you Bitsy...let us run away oh shall we dear?
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She's definitely adopted.
------------------------------------- She tried to make that sentence - and several of the other ones - sound "smart" instead of the tortured mass of words that it was. Poor, poor syntax...it never had a chance...
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She has to be Boofer's sister. To be able to throw BS like this around takes special genes.
Wow... I mean...DOUBLE WOW,,, I mean TRIPLE DOG WOW... Dude...I think you NAILED it...
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Actually, there is no correlation between what the public sees as acceptable writing skills, and high IQ. But you would have to have a decent IQ to know that.. lol. I suspect you are wonderful at proper grammar- and have an average to slightly above average IQ. I am dyslexic. I am also highly intelligent - I am an out of the box thinker- and creative problem solver. I think about things. I don't feel things- like I suspect you do. THAT is what IQ measures.. so for you to point out my grammar makes my case. Learning to memorize OTHER people's rules, and adopting them as your own, does not a high IQ make. You regurgitate what you have been forced to learn ,and you conform easily, just like the hall monitor that you are. :) You are a sheep. You follow. THAT is what proper grammar measures. Good for you. People with high IQs don't conform. :) I love who I am. Writing skills and all. I would much prefer to hold deep and interesting thoughts than to diagram other people's sentences- any day of the week! :) I love being me.
Keep repeating that, Bitsy, and then answer me this: If I am so stupid then why is it that can I write clearly and to the point? Frame that in the context of you being both "smart" and sounding like a babbling fool. Thanks.
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Anyone reading your about 5 to 10 of your posts thinks you are a vacuous twit. This is our concern, dude.
------------------------------------- Being able to express yourself clearly is overrated. Got it.
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Of course highly intelligent people, such as myself, see the irony in your comments about my grammar and IQ- on this thread. :) lol.. too funny. Thanks for another opportunity to laugh at your misplaced bravado. lol.. I communicate and express myself exactly as I want to- and it is always appropriate to the situation. Of course YOU don't understand that either, because you do not have multiple inteigences. When I want to write a college term paper- I will rock one out and follow every rule. I will pull out my Kate Turabian workbook ,and cross every t. I am versatile and resilient that way. It sucks to be you, war. Stuck in your little box - stuck on mono focus- obsessed with oral sex jokes for titillation, and jumping on my posts- rubbing yourself up against my words and fantasizing about me. You read my every word. I think you are a clown.
Who is it addressed to, chippy? What is it in regard to, chippy? What was Stone's last post on the thread he locked? You and your ilk aren't very bright. You are too stupid to be embarrassed. So gullible to be suckered and not man enough to admit it.
There is little proof of that, rudy.
yukon is obsessed with the cover-up CT "hacked" story. Few are buying the BS but he persists in pushing his CT, by hijacking any thread. He/she/it is a CT freak!
I recall a re-run of MASH I saw where this uber right winger named Colonel Flagg... Well...it is Wednesday which, besides being Prince Spaghetti day, is the day we all do our washing and irony. Thanks for another opportunity to laugh at your misplaced bravado. lol.. Maybe I should have homeschooled my bravado and I wouldn't have misplaced him as much, the scamp!!! But laughing at him is quite cruel of you. You have such a black heart, Bitsy!!!! I communicate and express myself exactly as I want to- and it is always appropriate to the situation. Hoo boy the self-editing I just engaged in!!! Of course YOU don't understand that either, because you do not have multiple inteigences. Um...if "inteigences" means what I think it means then you are correct...those tantra lessons were a real rip-off!!! When I want to write a college term paper- I will rock one out and follow every rule. I will pull out my Kate Turabian workbook ,and cross every t. I use the Concise English Handbook. It's concise. Something you should try. It sucks to be you, war. I'll just note the irony that you stated that as I'm reading YOUR post and leave it at that. Stuck in your little box I actually have my own desk. I had an office when I worked for Sanwa. It was nice!!! - stuck on mono focus- I have no idea what that means... obsessed with oral sex jokes for titillation, Okay...I call bullshit...I take blow jobs quite seriously. and jumping on my posts- rubbing yourself up against my words and fantasizing about me. I've just alerted Masters & Johnson; I'm stuck in what can only be described as the Vortex of the Negative Arousal Threshold.
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The poster's story , of being hacked, is simply not logical.
Don't PING me until you address the question about whether or not you are/were Ibluafartsky. Thanks.
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No, it isn't. I pointed it out to him several days ago and all I got back was the usual predictable refusal to answer and another attempt on his part to derail the discussion by accusing me and others of doing what he and his coterie do as a matter of course. The whole thing is a coordinated attempt to shut down discussion the two statist political parties don't want discussed. Increasingly with the board owner's approval. Interesting, n'est ce pas?
Actually, I feel sorry for you, yu-klown. Growing up with Sally as a mother would probably turn anyone queer.
Okay. That gets you nominated to the Biff Tannen, Fred Mertz, Skip Intro time out exemption society (TOES). Anytime I laugh hard enough to set the dogs howling is a damn fine one-liner. Seriously though, just ignore her; I've given up worrying about her mental condition. She is just too bat-shit nuts to ever recover.
You're obsessd, a CT freak, sucker and not man enough to admit you were duped, coward. LOLAYDA!
You never answered my question.....why do you align yourself with and support foul-mouthed, gullible, suckers, faux Christian?
I'll ping whoever in the hell I see fit to ping. Why don't you inquire of the site owner, A K A Stone?
And pass up the chance to shut her up? Never...never in hell... She is just too bat-shit nuts to ever recover. Skip nailed it...Boofer's sister...
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You never answered my question.....why do you align yourself with and support foul-mouthed, gullible, suckers, faux Christian? Too ashamed or embarrassed to reply, faux Christian.
I like her. She's just like an aunt I have on my Mom's side. When that woman comes into a room, she makes it interesting; if you find mischief and controlled chaos interesting. ;-D
Answer my question; when you blow a fartski, does it have a brassy sound to it like a tuba gone wrong? Or is like the dying breath of an old man as if many long blunt human appendages have spent a lot of time stretching and working the orifice in question? Just curious, mind you.
Not surprised at all at WHAT you are curious about, mustelid. You and your ilk are all queer.
Bitsy referred to me once as Satan's spawn. My mother is a goddammed Saint.
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Why worry? Everyone knows Satan uses condoms and this can't be true. I mean, look at the quality of people who go.... down there? Even a devil of a person knows when, where and how to stick it to that crowd. Note to A K A: (Just talking in metaphor, Stone; even us non-Christians use it) ;-D
((((((CRICKETS))))))
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For a self-proclaimed highly intellectual person, it sure takes you an inordinate amount of time to formulate an answer. What's your problem DBR, are you a psycho just like buckeroo?
Actually, I feel sorry for you, Rudgear. Being hatched on a fencepost would probably make anyone a retarded POS!.
LOL! These are great! Every single one of them.
Why is it that no one here actually comments on the contents of the thread? Everyone seems so busy infighting. Seems like a couple of participants know only a few words or acronyms (primarily extensions of LOL). Maybe this humorous piece will increase their vocabularies.
For a self-proclaimed highly intellectual person, it sure takes you an inordinate amount of time to formulate an answer. What's your problem DBR, are you a psycho?
Actually, I feel sorry for you, Rudgear. Being hatched on a fencepost would probably make anyone a retarded POS!.
The vast majority are NOT buying your "I wuz haCked" FAIRY tale, and are getting quite a kick out of watching you squirm through your various attempts to vilify anyone not buying it. Makes ya mad enough to want to scratch their eyes out, doesn't it, twink.
And the sheep will bleat their submission, Burma Shave.
ROTFLOLAY! Have you been contracting CNN for polling? Let's see the results, dipwad! I point at and laugh at you easily duped morons. You and your ilk aren't very bright. You are too stupid to be embarrassed. So gullible to be suckered and not man enough to admit it
Actually, I feel sorry for you, Rudgear. Being hatched on a fencepost would probably make anyone a retarded POS!.
yucon,v. attempt to bullshit someone. example: "He yuconed everyone, but they laughed in his face."
And the sheep will bleat their submission, Burma Shave.
Welcome to the site Zesta. Hopefully the "fag wars" will end soon.
lol ... ROTFLAMO ... Welcome ... Oh, I feel certain your "humorous piece will increase vocabularies" here on LF. I feel certain we will learn a great deal from you.
You've yet to post any names, gasbag diva!
Actually, I feel sorry for you, Rudgear. Being hatched on a fencepost would probably make anyone a retarded POS!.
see post #76.
And the sheep will bleat their submission, Burma Shave.
You've yet to post any names, COWARDLY gasbag diva!
Actually, I feel sorry for you, Rudgear. Being hatched on a fencepost would probably make anyone a retarded POS!.
You truly are a MASTER baiter.
And the sheep will bleat their submission, Burma Shave.
It's readily apparent you're in over your head. Maybe you ought to back-channel your butt-buddies for help. Bring em!
And the sheep will bleat their submission, Burma Shave.
Is that your twin, COWARDLY gasbag diva?
Actually, I feel sorry for you, Rudgear. Being hatched on a fencepost would probably make anyone a retarded POS!.
You've yet to post any names, COWARDLY gasbag diva!
Actually, I feel sorry for you, Rudgear. Being hatched on a fencepost would probably make anyone a retarded POS!.
Bet you're pissed enough to scratch someones' eyes out!
And the sheep will bleat their submission, Burma Shave.
I point at and laugh at you, COWARDLY gasbag diva! LOLAYDA!
Actually, I feel sorry for you, Rudgear. Being hatched on a fencepost would probably make anyone a retarded POS!.
And most likely you're skipping while you're doing it, with the non-pointing arm flapping in the air, elbow tucked neatly into your side.
And the sheep will bleat their submission, Burma Shave.
Drinking a Guinness Draught and laughing as I make you dance by remote, little marionette.
Actually, I feel sorry for you, Rudgear. Being hatched on a fencepost would probably make anyone a retarded POS!.
It is fun to watch you make him dance ...
Sure twink, sure. You talk like a fag. "Dance"?????? "little marionette" ???????? You're not doing much in the way to bolster your FAIRY tale.
And the sheep will bleat their submission, Burma Shave.
Give up on getting me banned?? LMAO.
And the sheep will bleat their submission, Burma Shave.
How can I give up on something I never tried ... stupid? ROTFLMAO ... Yukon, pull his strings some more ...
"Dehhhhhhh, hey yukon, deeehhhh, pull his strings summore, deeeeehhhhhhhhh". Didn't I see you playing a banjo in the movie "Deliverance"??? You really think anyone here takes you, yukon, or any of the hit squad seriously since I spent hours exposing you guys last night??? Jesus "Gatlin", get a fucking clue!
And the sheep will bleat their submission, Burma Shave.
You appear to be angry enough to scratch someone's eyes out, diva! LOLAY!
Actually, I feel sorry for you, Rudgear. Being hatched on a fencepost would probably make anyone a retarded POS!.
You're powerless here yukon. Your tactics, your "group" ... all of it, has been exposed. You guys are doing nothing now except making even bigger fools of yourselves than you did previously. Nobody takes you, Gatlin or any of the others seriously. Your juvenile tauntings and "ganging on" have no effect other than to make people laugh at you. Go back to LP, where you're protected by Goldi's skirts.
And the sheep will bleat their submission, Burma Shave.
Alex, "I'll take a fucking clue for a thousand." BTW, I am not Jesus Gatlin ... just Gatlin, please. I know how highly you must think of me ... but that is going a little overboard, dontcah think?
When you people are ripping me and saying I protect people. Make sure you say that you are being protected by Stones "muscles".
Nah, I was Burt Reynolds.
You'll be the first I ping to it, should it ever occur.
And the sheep will bleat their submission, Burma Shave.
Better you "attempt" to expose us ... than to continue exposing yourself in public parks. Ya think ...
see #96.
And the sheep will bleat their submission, Burma Shave.
I didn't know you were playing that close attention to my zipper. You stop it now ... ya hear, just stop it. lol (sorry Zesta ... yukon made me do that).
Nah, I am not interested in seeing "96" ... "69" woud be far better. I hate that back to back stuff ... We can stop this anytime you wish to ... just let me know when you are ready.
I would say that your problem here is not all that unusual. In every forum I've ever been on the pointless "flame-fight" threads get all the play. ("I'll admit to posting a couple of them but I really feel that Goldi's version of the Snooker-Thon was a relevant issue because she was asking for checks made out so that anybody and their dog could cash them and that was basically my reason for posting them.)
Would you still like to learn about my distinguished military career? You were asking about it last night.
again, see post #96. You're powerless here at LF. Go back to LP and hide behind Goldi's skirts.
And the sheep will bleat their submission, Burma Shave.
Nah, AGAIN ... not interested.
Who wants power when they have charm, personality and money?
Baaaah Baaaah ... I think your sheep need attending to.
My work here is finished.
And the sheep will bleat their submission, Burma Shave.
Why, you wanna play "peek-a-boo?" Okay ... I'll play your silly game with you. Goo Goo Dah ... peek-a-boo. There, happy now. Then take your "pacifier" and go to beddy-bye
Finished? You work never started ... it was a flameout, but you wouldn't know about that sorta thing. Would you?
Ya cum bak ... ya hear!
Laughs. Oh, that's a keeper!
ROTFLOLAY! Have you been contracting CNN for polling? Let's see the results, dipwad! What do you say we take a poll?
looks like you found something to keep yukon busy all day.
And the sheep will bleat their submission, Burma Shave.
Apparently Goldi-Stone didn't want to see the results of the poll I posted. It's been deleted.
I am 100% certain that he was not hacked.
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So am I, and so are 90% of the posters here, which is probably why Stone took down the poll.
It's been deleted It should be obvious to you that Stone has had enough of the "stirring the pot crap" ... as have I and others. It is far past time to let the obsessed vendetta fade into the sunset ... to return never more.
I am 100% certain that he was hacked. Stone said also said that it was his opinion that he was hacked.
Unproven statement ... purely personal conjecture masked to support a biased opinion. ... "probably" ... "maybe" ... "could be" ... Facts, Watson, just the facts!
You know what? That poll would have settled the question once and for all.
Looks like the Wood_Chopper chops more than "wood." The Wood_Chopper just chopped of his tongue ... the poll has been removed. ROTFLMAO ...
The only ones who support the ludicrous assertion that yukon was "hacked" are you, harrowup, 22rifle, stone and of course yukon. The rest of us have enough intelligence to see through the sham.
That poll would have settled the question once and for all. I know a multitude of "what's" ... but that "ain't" one of them. It would have settled nothing ... it would only have proven that biased people have a bias. Elementary, my Dear Watson, elementary. Which is where you should be, in elementary school ... aren't you late already?
The only ones who cannot prove Goldi, Stone and yukon wrong in their truthful assertion that yukon was "hacked" are you and ... ... ... ... ... The rest of us have superior intelligence to see the biased hatred in your agenda. Yours still is an Unproven Statement and will remain for eternity that way ...
Stone should have more than an opinion on it. But Stone, for some odd reason, has decided to extend some sense of the humanitarian to Yukon. So Be It. You still doing the 05huundred deal, Sir? Impressive...
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You're a riot!!!! "OK everybody, it's time to stop all this crap about yukon. Oh, and yukon was hacked."
And the sheep will bleat their submission, Burma Shave.
"OK everybody, it's time to stop all this crap about yukon. Oh, and yukon was hacked." Nope, I am a controller of "riots." Glad to see you have now finally realized the TRUTH.
Market opens in one hour ... early bird and all that jazz. It's time for me to start the daily buy/sell routine.
Nope. We The People said it was true and forget it and move on; you also forgot Murron. There aren't any other posters with the intelligence to know.
Gee, then why take down the poll?
I hate to have to repeat myself. Gotta go folks; tractor needs repair.
I had most of my of my stuff done by 7:15...so much in the MM's is done by 8AM any more. Then my WC accounts will be come around in a few minutes... But I laugh at those who claim I don't work...when I've done more by 7:30 than most will have done in a day...
America...My Kind Of Place...
Just caught up with my stuff ... now I watching and waiting. On busy days, I do between 30 to 50 trades a day. On those days, I am huffing and puffing. Today will be another slow day ... no real movements in any of the equities I follow, except silver. I add sizeable amount of silver equities each morning ... for the long term, which I feel sure will be rewarding. Enough personal chat. Wood_Chopper will again ask me to prove everything I say/said, so I don't want to give him too much "black powder."
ROFL
#1. To: Goldi-Lox (#0) I used the wrong link. yukon posted on 2011-03-27 1:40:47 ET
There was a poll that got taken down?? I'd say the consensus was 80%-20% that the Statist-shilling Alaskan #1. To: Goldi-Lox (#0) I used the wrong link. yukon posted on 2011-03-27 1:40:47 ET
I hear shares of "Yu-Klown's Canary-Crap" are plummeting.
#1. To: Goldi-Lox (#0) I used the wrong link. yukon posted on 2011-03-27 1:40:47 ET
You heard wrong ... but with all the shit you have stuffed in your ears, it is understandable why you continually hear wrong. LOLAY ...
It really doesn't matter what "you say" liberator ... never has, and never will.
Yu-kloughn is going to become an urban dictionary entry if he doesn't cool his jets, regardless of what his lawyer does.
Actually, I feel sorry for you, yu-klown. Growing up with Sally as a mother would probably turn anyone queer.
#2. To: yukon, Liberator, hondo68, Rudgear (#1)
The difference being I didn't steal a password and impersonate another poster and litter your forum with four letter words.
Seeing the others as fools,
Not knowing nor even caring,
They've become no more than tools.
#3. To: Wood_Chopper (#2)
Too many browsers open again yukon?
#4. To: yukon, Liberator, hondo68, Rudgear (#3)
Seeing the others as fools,
Not knowing nor even caring,
They've become no more than tools.
#5. To: Wood_Chopper (#4)
Is the mistake you posted in #1
#6. To: yukon (#5)
Are you admitting you were involved in the theft and impersonation, chippy?
Seeing the others as fools,
Not knowing nor even caring,
They've become no more than tools.
#7. To: Wood_Chopper (#6)
#8. To: Wood_Chopper, All (#7)
#9. To: Wood_Chopper, All (#8)
#10. To: Wood_Chopper (#6)
#11. To: diva betsy ross (#10)
Does her behavior not seem very odd?
#12. To: yukon (#1)
The difference being I didn't steal a password and impersonate another poster
#13. To: diva betsy ross, Liberator, war, Bill D Berger, Ferret Mike (#10)
I think he might have been hacked- by someone he knows (or by himself with a different ISP)
Does Goldi not seem a bit *different* to anyone else?
Seeing the others as fools,
Not knowing nor even caring,
They've become no more than tools.
#14. To: Wood_Chopper, Liberator, A K A Stone (#13)
(Edited)
#15. To: Rudgear (#14)
#16. To: war (#15)
#17. To: Rudgear (#16)
#18. To: Wood_Chopper, A K A Stone (#13)
Yes. And Gatlin. Gatlin can be pulled out of "character" when slightly provoked.
#19. To: Tater (#18)
carrying unsupported homosexual accusations
#20. To: war (#19)
As of now the only unsupported allegation is that one, possibly, two accounts were hacked.
#21. To: war (#17)
#22. To: Tater (#20)
#23. To: war (#22)
(Edited)
I've seen no evidence that any account was hacked.
#24. To: Rudgear (#21)
At the least, your silence was your assent...
#25. To: Tater (#23)
#26. To: war (#24)
#27. To: Rudgear, war, yukon (#21)
That I don't even do that tells you in how much esteem I hold you.
#28. To: Rudgear (#26)
(Edited)
#29. To: Tater (#27)
cosset
#30. To: war (#28)
You need to think less of yourself and more of others
#31. To: Rudgear (#26)
Actually ...
#32. To: Rudgear (#30)
Exactly whom shall I think more of?
#33. To: Rudgear, war (#30)
Exactly whom shall I think more of?
#34. To: war (#32)
#35. To: Rudgear (#34)
#36. To: Wood_Chopper (#13)
(Edited)
#37. To: Wood_Chopper (#13)
#38. To: diva betsy ross (#36)
#39. To: war (#38)
(Edited)
#40. To: diva betsy ross (#39)
#41. To: diva betsy ross (#39)
the gifted teacher in the school has asked for my consultation on her program
Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?
#42. To: Biff Tannen (#41)
#43. To: Biff Tannen (#41)
the gifted teacher in the school has asked for my consultation on her program
#44. To: Skip Intro (#43)
She has to be Boofer's sister.
#45. To: war (#42)
(Edited)
#46. To: diva betsy ross (#45)
Actually, there is no correlation between what the public sees as acceptable writing skills, and high IQ.
#47. To: diva betsy ross (#45)
Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?
#48. To: diva betsy ross (#45)
Learning to memorize OTHER people's rules, and adopting them as your own, does not a high IQ make.
#49. To: war (#48)
#50. To: Wood_Chopper, diva betsy ross, Liberator, war, Bill D Berger, Ferret Mike (#13)
Take a look at yukon's post in #1 of this thread. It actually belongs with another thread, not this one.
#51. To: Rudgear, Wood_Chopper, Liberator, A K A Stone (#14)
For what its worth, I think
#52. To: Wood_Chopper, diva betsy ross, Liberator, war, Bill D Berger, Ferret Mike, *Yukon neo-Progressive Vermin* (#13)
Take a look at yukon's post in #1 of this thread. It actually belongs with another thread, not this one.
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
Godwinson posted on 2011-02-23 11:47:32 ET
http://libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=18011&Disp=46#C46
#53. To: diva betsy ross (#49)
Of course highly intelligent people, such as myself, see the irony in your comments about my grammar and IQ- on this thread.
#54. To: hondo68 (#52)
#55. To: yukon (#50)
#56. To: diva betsy ross (#54)
#57. To: war, Biff Tannen, Fred Mertz, Skip Intro, Badeye, Tater, A K A Stone (#53)
Okay...I call bullshit...I take blow jobs quite seriously.
#58. To: hondo68, Wood_Chopper, diva betsy ross, Liberator, war, Bill D Berger, Ferret Mike (#52)
#59. To: diva betsy ross (#49)
Of course highly intelligent people, such as myself,
#60. To: war, A K A Stone (#55)
Don't PING me
#61. To: harrowup (#57)
Seriously though, just ignore her;
#62. To: diva betsy ross, All (#59)
#63. To: war (#61)
#64. To: yukon (#62)
#65. To: Ferret Mike (#64)
Just curious, mind you.
#66. To: Ferret Mike (#63)
#67. To: war (#66)
#68. To: diva betsy ross, All (#62)
#69. To: Ferret Mike (#67)
Why worry? Everyone knows Satan uses condoms and this can't be true.
#70. To: diva betsy ross, buckerooAll (#62)
#71. To: CZ82 (#0)
4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
#72. To: diva betsy ross (#10)
You see these posters all line up together and ping each other, and bring their games over here, from over there.
#73. To: diva betsy ross, All (#70)
#74. To: yukon (#50)
You and your ilk aren't very bright. You are too stupid to be embarrassed. So gullible to be suckered and not man enough to admit it.
Seeing the others as fools,
Not knowing nor even caring,
They've become no more than tools.
#75. To: Wood_Chopper (#74)
The vast majority
#76. To: CZ82 (#0)
(Edited)
The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Seeing the others as fools,
Not knowing nor even caring,
They've become no more than tools.
#77. To: Zesta (#72)
#78. To: Zesta (#72)
#79. To: Wood_Chopper (#74)
The vast majority
#80. To: yukon (#79)
Seeing the others as fools,
Not knowing nor even caring,
They've become no more than tools.
#81. To: Wood_Chopper (#80)
see post #76.
#82. To: yukon (#81)
Seeing the others as fools,
Not knowing nor even caring,
They've become no more than tools.
#83. To: yukon (#81)
Seeing the others as fools,
Not knowing nor even caring,
They've become no more than tools.
#84. To: Wood_Chopper (#82)
MASTER baiter.
#85. To: Wood_Chopper (#83)
It's readily apparent you're in over your head.
#86. To: yukon (#85)
Seeing the others as fools,
Not knowing nor even caring,
They've become no more than tools.
#87. To: Wood_Chopper (#86)
#88. To: yukon (#87)
I point at and laugh at you, COWARDLY gasbag diva! LOLAYDA!
Seeing the others as fools,
Not knowing nor even caring,
They've become no more than tools.
#89. To: Wood_Chopper (#88)
And most likely you're skipping while you're doing it
#90. To: yukon (#89)
Drinking a Guinness Draught and laughing as I make you dance by remote, little marionette.
#91. To: yukon (#89)
Drinking a Guinness Draught and laughing as I make you dance by remote, little marionette.
Seeing the others as fools,
Not knowing nor even caring,
They've become no more than tools.
#92. To: Tater (#90)
It is fun to watch you make him dance ...
Seeing the others as fools,
Not knowing nor even caring,
They've become no more than tools.
#93. To: Wood_Chopper, yukon (#92)
Give up on getting me banned?? LMAO.
#94. To: Tater (#93)
(Edited)
Yukon, pull his strings some more ...
Seeing the others as fools,
Not knowing nor even caring,
They've become no more than tools.
#95. To: Wood_Chopper, Tater (#94)
Jesus "Gatlin", get a fucking clue!
#96. To: yukon (#95)
You appear to be angry enough to scratch someone's eyes out, diva! LOLAY!
Seeing the others as fools,
Not knowing nor even caring,
They've become no more than tools.
#97. To: Wood_Chopper (#94)
Jesus "Gatlin", get a fucking clue!
#98. To: Wood_Chopper, all (#96)
Go back to LP, where you're protected by Goldi's skirts.
#99. To: Wood_Chopper (#94)
Didn't I see you playing a banjo in the movie "Deliverance"???
#100. To: A K A Stone (#98)
When you people are ripping me and saying I protect people. Make sure you say that you are being protected by Stones "muscles".
Seeing the others as fools,
Not knowing nor even caring,
They've become no more than tools.
#101. To: Wood_Chopper (#94)
... since I spent hours exposing you guys last night???
#102. To: Tater (#101)
Seeing the others as fools,
Not knowing nor even caring,
They've become no more than tools.
#103. To: Wood_Chopper, Zesta, yukon (#96)
all of it, has been exposed.
#104. To: Wood_Chopper (#102)
see #96.
#105. To: A K A Stone (#77)
The Fed EXPOSED!!! The FARO RESERVE BANK!!!
#106. To: Wood_Chopper (#104)
#107. To: Tater (#103)
Seeing the others as fools,
Not knowing nor even caring,
They've become no more than tools.
#108. To: Wood_Chopper (#107)
again, see post #96.
#109. To: Wood_Chopper (#107)
You're powerless here at LF.
#110. To: Wood_Chopper (#107)
And the sheep will bleat their submission,
#111. To: Tater (#109)
Who wants power when they have charm, personality and money?
Seeing the others as fools,
Not knowing nor even caring,
They've become no more than tools.
#112. To: Wood_Chopper (#107)
... Go back to LP and hide behind Goldi's skirts.
#113. To: Wood_Chopper (#111)
My work here is finished.
#114. To: Wood_Chopper (#111)
My work here is finished.
#115. To: Wood_Chopper (#76)
yucon,v. attempt to bullshit someone. example: "He yuconed everyone, but they laughed in his face."
#116. To: yukon, Wood_Chopper (#75)
(Edited)
The vast majority are NOT buying your "I wuz haCked" FAIRY tale, and are getting quite a kick out of watching you squirm through your various attempts to vilify anyone not buying it.
#117. To: Bill D Berger (#116)
Seeing the others as fools,
Not knowing nor even caring,
They've become no more than tools.
#118. To: Wood_Chopper (#117)
looks like you found something to keep yukon busy all day.
#119. To: Bill D Berger (#116)
#120. To: war (#119)
I am 100% certain that he was not hacked.
#121. To: Bill D Berger. A K A Stone (#118)
looks like you found something to keep yukon busy all day. Apparently Goldi-Stone didn't want to see the results of the poll I posted.
#122. To: war, A K A Stone (#119)
I am 100% certain that he was not hacked.
#123. To: Bill D Berger (#120)
So am I, and so are 90% of the posters here, which is probably why Stone took down the poll.
#124. To: Tater (#121)
It should be obvious to you that Stone has had enough of the "stirring the pot crap" ...
#125. To: Wood_Chopper (#117)
looks like you found something to keep yukon busy all day.
#126. To: Tater (#123)
Unproven statement ...
#127. To: Bill D Berger (#124)
You know what?
#128. To: Bill D Berger (#126)
(Edited)
The only ones who support the ludicrous assertion that yukon was "hacked" are you, harrowup, 22rifle, stone and of course yukon.
#129. To: Tater, A K A Stone (#122)
Stone said also said that it was his opinion that he was hacked.
#130. To: Tater (#121)
Seeing the others as fools,
Not knowing nor even caring,
They've become no more than tools.
#131. To: Wood_Chopper (#130)
You're a riot!!!!
#132. To: war (#129)
(Edited)
You still doing the 05huundred deal, Sir? Impressive...
#133. To: Bill D Berger, We The People, Murron (#126)
The only ones who support the ludicrous assertion that yukon was "hacked" are you, harrowup, 22rifle, stone and of course yukon.
#134. To: harrowup (#133)
Nope. We The People said it was true and forget it and move on; you also forgot Murron.
#135. To: Bill D Berger (#134)
There aren't any other posters with the intelligence to know.
#136. To: Tater (#132)
#137. To: war (#136)
I had most of my of my stuff done by 7:15
#138. To: Wood_Chopper, Bill D Berger, Rudgear, Hondo68 (#76)
yucon,v. attempt to bullshit someone. example: "He yuconed everyone, but they laughed in his face."
#139. To: Bill D Berger, A K A Stone (#134)
(Edited)
Gee, then why take down the poll?
Parrot Parakeet is a "nutless, gutless CT-Flamer."
#140. To: Tater (#132)
It's time for me to start the daily buy/sell routine.
#141. To: Liberator (#140)
I hear shares of "Yu-Klown's Canary-Crap" are plummeting.
#142. To: Liberator (#139)
I'd say the consensus was 80%-20% that the Statist-shilling Alaskan Parrot Parakeet is a "nutless, gutless CT-Flamer."
#143. To: Liberator (#138)
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