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Status: Not Logged In; Sign In Humor See other Humor Articles Title: World's Shortest Books Source: E-mail URL Source: [None] Published: Apr 2, 2011 Author: Me Post Date: 2011-04-02 13:32:47 by CZ82 Keywords: None Views: 6470 Comments: 23 World's Shortest Books THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE by Barack Obama MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS by Tiger Woods THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan Illustrated by Michael Moore Forward by George Soros MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton _ Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY by Bill Clinton THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD by Bill Gates THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE by Al Gore & John Kerry HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST by Dr. Jack Kevorkian TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE by Mike Tyson THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O. J. Simpson MY BOOK OF MORALS by Bill Clinton with introduction by the Rev. Jesse Jackson AND, JUST ADDED: My Complete Carnal Knowledge of Successful Economics by Nancy Pelosi Poster Comment: Anybody notice a pattern here???????? Post Comment   Private Reply   Ignore Thread   Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest #1. To: CZ82 (#0) Anybody notice a pattern here???????? Yes, you like to post really juvenile shit that nobody reads. "Am I for or against abstinence?" - Sarah Palin Skip Intro  posted on  2011-04-02   18:03:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #2. To: Skip Intro (#1) Yes, you like to post really juvenile shit that nobody reads. Well you read it didn't you..... you can always "bozo" me if you want.... or you can just "Pull" your computer monitor "out" of your ass...... whichever works for you best just feel free to do it...... "I love the 45 caliber M1911, I respect the 9MM M9 Beretta but I only carry a CZ for my own personal protection". Quote courtesy of Lt Col John Dean Cooper, recognized as the Father of Modern Handgunning CZ82  posted on  2011-04-02   18:13:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #3. To: CZ82, Skip Intro (#2) The conservative base went from being people who listened to classical music and opera to people who never matured past Jr high school and who tend to live in mobile homes. "Keep Your Goddamn Government Hands Off My Medicare!" - Various Tea Party signs. Godwinson  posted on  2011-04-03   14:59:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #4. To: Godwinson (#3) The conservative base went from being people who listened to classical music and opera to people who never matured past Jr high school and who tend to live in mobile homes. Jealous????? Did somebody steal your sleeping bag out of the cardboard box you live in???? I'm sorry about that but the neighbors dog needed a new bed in his dog house, he was getting cold.... And I still listen to classical once in awhile..... music soothes the soul, did you know that???? Maybe you should try it sometime..... you wouldn't be on EDGE so much..... life might actually be fun for you then..... "I love the 45 caliber M1911, I respect the 9MM M9 Beretta but I only carry a CZ for my own personal protection". Quote courtesy of Lt Col John Dean Cooper, recognized as the Father of Modern Handgunning CZ82  posted on  2011-04-03   21:27:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #5. To: CZ82 (#4) (Edited) Conservatives went from listening for wisdom from William F. Buckley to Larry the Cable guy...... "Keep Your Goddamn Government Hands Off My Medicare!" - Various Tea Party signs. Godwinson  posted on  2011-04-03   21:31:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #6. To: Godwinson (#5) Conservatives went from listening for wisdom from William F. Buckley to Larry the Cable guy...... So is that why you're not a conservative anymore????? I fail to see the reasoning behind leaving someone who didn't keep their promises, to now supporting someone who just outright lies to you???? "I love the 45 caliber M1911, I respect the 9MM M9 Beretta but I only carry a CZ for my own personal protection". Quote courtesy of Lt Col John Dean Cooper, recognized as the Father of Modern Handgunning CZ82  posted on  2011-04-04   15:16:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #7. To: CZ82 (#0) NYC Bike Couriers I Have Frightened by Boofer ------------------------------------- Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here? Biff Tannen  posted on  2011-04-04   15:30:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #8. To: Biff Tannen (#7) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... war  posted on  2011-04-04   15:32:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #9. To: CZ82 (#2) Chukles...best to just walk away from an ass kicking rather than typing angry... How about: Things I Learned By George W. Bush war  posted on  2011-04-04   15:35:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #10. To: CZ82 (#0) That was pretty funny. A K A Stone  posted on  2011-04-04   15:38:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #11. To: war (#9) If I could add yours and Biffs I would do it.... LOL... "I love the 45 caliber M1911, I respect the 9MM M9 Beretta but I only carry a CZ for my own personal protection". Quote courtesy of Lt Col John Dean Cooper, recognized as the Father of Modern Handgunning CZ82  posted on  2011-04-04   15:43:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #12. To: CZ82 (#0) amusing...and at least its not another 'attack thread'. I hear you knockin...go back where you been.... Badeye  posted on  2011-04-04   15:44:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #13. To: CZ82 (#11) Its funny how they can't seem to get through a day without me. I hear you knockin...go back where you been.... Badeye  posted on  2011-04-04   15:46:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #14. To: CZ82 (#6) So is that why you're not a conservative anymore????? I did not say I was not a conservative anymore. I no longer identify with American conservatives - who I think have become know-nothing ditto headed low browed dupes - while they think of themselves as being independent minded, etc. I more closely identify with the traditionalist movement of conservative ideology exemplified by the European Christian Democrats, etc but I am now more rationalist than anything. I only care if a program works rather than the ideology behind it. Goal oriented vs ideology oriented. If lowering taxes raises revenues I am for it. If it is shown it does not then I am against it. Science + rationality + compromise. "Keep Your Goddamn Government Hands Off My Medicare!" - Various Tea Party signs. Godwinson  posted on  2011-04-04   15:51:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #15. To: Badeye (#12) amusing...and at least its not another 'attack thread'. I thought those "attack threads" were for making fun of what is currently going on in the political atmosphere of our country???? The problem is too many people feel insulted because they identify themselves with a certain party..... "I love the 45 caliber M1911, I respect the 9MM M9 Beretta but I only carry a CZ for my own personal protection". Quote courtesy of Lt Col John Dean Cooper, recognized as the Father of Modern Handgunning CZ82  posted on  2011-04-04   16:14:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #16. To: Godwinson (#14) Then I guess I have misinterpreted some of your posts..... "I love the 45 caliber M1911, I respect the 9MM M9 Beretta but I only carry a CZ for my own personal protection". Quote courtesy of Lt Col John Dean Cooper, recognized as the Father of Modern Handgunning CZ82  posted on  2011-04-04   16:17:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #17. To: CZ82 (#15) I was referring to the childish one's used to attack specific posters. I hear you knockin...go back where you been.... Badeye  posted on  2011-04-04   16:36:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #18. To: Badeye (#17) I was referring to the childish one's used to attack specific posters. So are you refering to some of mine or someone elses??? "I love the 45 caliber M1911, I respect the 9MM M9 Beretta but I only carry a CZ for my own personal protection". Quote courtesy of Lt Col John Dean Cooper, recognized as the Father of Modern Handgunning CZ82  posted on  2011-04-04   16:48:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #19. To: CZ82 (#18) None of yours that I'm aware of, others. It detracts from any forum. JMHO. I hear you knockin...go back where you been.... Badeye  posted on  2011-04-04   16:56:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #20. To: Badeye (#19) It detracts from any forum. JMHO. Your mommy liked my deep voice. ------------------------------------- Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here? Biff Tannen  posted on  2011-04-04   16:57:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #21. To: Biff Tannen (#20) Oh biffy...you having a mommy fixation isn't exactly 'news', kid.... I hear you knockin...go back where you been.... Badeye  posted on  2011-04-05   9:45:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #22. To: Badeye (#21) #414. To: malador (#410) Your mommy misses my deep voice. Badeye posted on 2007-04-12 15:22:23 ET Reply Trace war  posted on  2011-04-05   9:46:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #23. To: Badeye (#21) #17. To: malador (#16) [I]f I need free sex, I just wait til your mommy calls me here in the office. Badeye posted on 2007-04-12 14:27:32 ET Reply Trace war  posted on  2011-04-05   9:48:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest

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