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Title: Fun with Mr. Gerbil...
Source: Salt Lake City News
URL Source: http://N/A
Published: Mar 25, 2011
Author: Salt Lake City News
Post Date: 2011-03-25 15:10:52 by CZ82
Keywords: None
Views: 3798
Comments: 3

"In retrospect, lighting the match was my mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil." Vito Bustone told doctors in the severe burns unit of Salt Lake City Hospital.

Bustone, and his homosexual partner Kikki Rodriguez, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed the cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Faggot, our gerbil, in," He explained. "As usual, Kikki shouted 'Armageddon.' my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Faggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."

At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what had happened next. "The flame ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot up the tube igniting Mr. Bustone's mustache and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which, in turn, ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine propelling the rodent out like a cannonball."

Bustone suffered second degree burnes and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Rodriguez suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.


Poster Comment:

I remember seeing this back in the mid 90s, I think this was one of the very first e-mails I received.... LOL..... And they want to let idiots like this in the Military!!!!! Only the Left would cater to these twits..... all for a few votes... Gay Pride = Democrat Pride!!! As you can see there is a very legitimate reason behind "Don't ask, Don't tell"........

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#1. To: Gerbil Mike (#0)

FYI ping

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To: Gerbil Mike

FYI ping

That makes me wonder if they use ferrets too??????

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