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Title: Boofer And The Bicycle: His Lie In NYC
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Boofer's Brain
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Published: Mar 25, 2011
Author: Boofer
Post Date: 2011-03-25 13:04:02 by war
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Views: 16154
Comments: 23
Here's a Booferism from another website [even though he's not posting much these days]: Weiner reminds me of a bike messenger I had a run in with not to long ago in NYC. Comes up behind me, and a dozen other people waiting for the crosswalk light to switch to 'green' and screams repeatedly 'make a hole'. I finally turned around, since he was right behind me in ths crowd, and told em 'Scream one more time in my ear and that bike gets wrapped around your neck.' He shut up. Couple of people in the crowd muttered 'amen to that'. Weiner's the same way...oblivious to anything but himself. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wow...Boofer...what a man you are - fully lacking in chest though you may be. Too bad you're (laughing) "story" of your manly prowess is 100% horseshit and easily debunked. Couple of things for The Almighty Boofer the Oracle of Orab...bikes don't use crosswalks, they aren't pedestrians. For him to have been waiting in the crosswalk, he would have had to have been riding on the sidewalk. Wholly implausible. He would have been in the street IN THE BIKE LANE outside of the crosswalk waiting and when the light changed he would have pedaled in the street with traffic outside of the crosswalk - if he had waited at all. I highly doubt that anyone muttered anything but simply kept on their nihilistic NYC way. Most of them probably didn't even look. And, not that I believe that your fantasy here is steeped in anything remotely associative to reality, an agressive biker, as you've conjured here, could have cared less what about your comment. They've heard it all and will either ignore it or confront it. Finally, NYC crosswalks are white hands and red hands. Nothing on them is green.
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#1. To: war (#0)
war proceeds with caution after being duly reprimanded.
rotflmao. He apparently didn't take the advice offered him over at TBF recently about fixations on old flame wars.. He did however, demonstrate a point I made at GBR not more than two hours ago. Whats really hilarious is I suggested I could 'make him do tricks'. I meant at GBR...and he did. But then he went HERE and did a 'trick'. Too easy...but I admit, satisfying as hell.
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Doesn't take much to make you giggle like a school girl, W.A-R. Simple minds are easily amused. When are you going to swear, threaten and demand Stone delete your account for the twenty third time, drama queen?
#9. To: Rudgear, war (#8)
War is such a libtard, spandex-wearing coward.
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Replies to Comment # 8. When are you going to swear, threaten and demand Stone delete your account for the twenty third time, drama queen?
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