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Title: Giggle of the Day
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Published: Mar 19, 2011
Author: ME
Post Date: 2011-03-19 09:51:59 by CZ82
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Views: 25018
Comments: 52
Q: What's the difference between a liberal and a puppy? A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
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#1. To: CZ82 (#0)
And how are they alike? They're both fun to play with.
A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up. Q: What's the difference between a liberal and a puppy? A: A puppy shits over the paper. A liberal papers over the shit
Leave Mad Dog out of this. He is a rock solid Palinite.
You fixate on people. You're one creepy motherf****r, you know that?
Well, [W.A-R.'s] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over.
Mad Dog isn't a "people." Mad Dog is a puppy. He is a mutt. He is untrainable. He doesn't like people.
Liberal/socialist slugs are a vile parasitic infestation responsible for the destruction of many prosperous and thriving civilized societies throughout the history of this planet. Creepy is an understatement.
OH NO! Another useless Palinite shows up in defense of the defenseless!
LOL! And your only defense is stupid, childish innuendo. Have you no shame?
Shame? You Palinites have as much chance as getting Sarah into the White House as getting into her pants. All of you are losers.
LOL! I guess you don't.
Nothing surprising about that. I recall a trial balloon sent up about a decade or so ago about the negative effects of shame and shouldn't we rise above that negative emotion. These people stop at nothing.
Well, [W.A-R.'s] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over.
Sarah is in India right now (many would be presidents travel the world over to provide other nations a chance at an interview process in the hopes of gaining more popular sentiment) and she was asked a question about her husband: A: My husband would be called the "First Gentleman." He would be known as "Head Stud" on the Internet, though.
Sad, but true. I know that it is not my fault that they have chosen "stupid" as a way of life, but I will not be faulted for not pointing out that fact to them.
Nor should you be. Their lies need to be confronted with reason and truth.
Well, [W.A-R.'s] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over.
Your obsession with that woman boarders on the psychotic and that does not surprise me given you adoption of a political dogma that has been an abject failure throughout human history. Your shame should be unbearable and apparently it is not.
Talk about "shame" ...... AND .... After publick controversy of BOTH of these two "kodak moments" she removed the efforts wearing Israeli flags and her "target" campaign. Her publick appeals rating have gone downhill since. Bringing Israel into some joint venture with the US while she begs for Israeli donations is a mockery and should be considered a crime of treason. Mocking legislative leaders with a "target" symbol should be considered a felony offense.
Stop obsessing over this woman! You are looking like a fool! I don't know what you posted, it did not show. I don't even understand what you are saying.
LOL! Neither does he!
Well, [W.A-R.'s] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over.
I fixed it. Look again.
Instead of posting an ambiguous campaign flier why not post about Democrat violence in Wisconsin, the bomb throwing incident being reported today and the Jared Loughner wanna-be recently arrested? No ambiguity there. Unless you thrive on ambiguity to make your accusations. [snicker] (in memory of war)
Well, [W.A-R.'s] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over.
Because that serious issue isn't a "giggle." That is a serious publick effort of protest whether right, wrong or indifferent. Yet, Palin is beyond a "giggle"; she is a LAFF A FUCKING MINUTE.
Obsess on Palin and ignore real charges. Got it.
Well, [W.A-R.'s] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over.
She could be the next Bitch in Charge, if you get your way. Just think for a minute if she was POTUS ... while she is experiencing her monthly cramps her forefinger edges to the nuclear enablement switch for a BLAST of RELIEF!
You haven't read your tagline lately have you? Or maybe 'obsessing' over politicians with suspicious foreign interests is a no no, while obsessing over what a private poster might post is right up your alley.
"http://first-draft-blog.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c5ced53ef0148c7a28c4b970c-320wi"
This is a thread of "giggles" ... and in a sense, doesn't Palin "giggle" when she flaunts her two puppies?
WTF is she doing in India? Hi Bucky!
Oh no! Not the dreaded lightweight tag-team! I'm in for it now. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!
Well, [W.A-R.'s] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over.
Even I find it difficult to believe you are that stupid. That woman, as she is presently being used, is a political distraction purposefully designed to make liberal/socialist slugs soil their undies and look foolish. You have fallen for a neo-con political ploy to use her to perpetuate the two party political farce.
No. That's you and eskimo defending your corrupt politician while trying to intimidate honest discussion.
"http://first-draft-blog.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c5ced53ef0148c7a28c4b970c-320wi"
All you have is I-know-you-are-but-what-am-I? Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Well, [W.A-R.'s] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over.
She wants to set up her own chatline there. They are willing to do it for 1.50 Indian nickels/call unlike these greedy, lazy Americans collecting unemploment that DEMAND an honst days's pay for an honest day's work in America. She is going stellar with hodgie!
Then please tell all of us here what was untrue about Buck's statement about Palin. We are all ears.
"http://first-draft-blog.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c5ced53ef0148c7a28c4b970c-320wi"
Actually, you are all mouth. Palin is a distraction. She's a bare hook being trawled behind professional pols and the dumbest fish on both sides of the aisle are biting. People like you and duckeroo.
Well, [W.A-R.'s] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over.
Incredible. I guess Bob Dole and Newt Gingrich in 2012, then?
LOL! Well said!
Actually this is just more distraction from you to stop discussion of corrupt politicians of a certain party.
"http://first-draft-blog.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c5ced53ef0148c7a28c4b970c-320wi"
LOL! You are stuck on stupid.
Angle/Odonnell.
"http://first-draft-blog.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c5ced53ef0148c7a28c4b970c-320wi"
Yeah well, if you are stuck on "party" then you are the problem. You are also stuck on stupid.
Makes you wonder why corruption is acceptable in the Dhimmiecrat party but not in the GOP? For a diagram of lib-think any acid trip will do.
Well, [W.A-R.'s] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over.
No wonder at all. You're dealing with party hack morons, after all. Everything R is bad, everything D is good. Life can be so liberating when someone else does your thinking.
Leading them towards the "path to citizenship" at the US embassy there?
I recall a re-run of MASH I saw where this uber right winger named Colonel Flagg... The GOP and the Democrats lead the nation. So, in a "sense" you are correct as they focus my hard earned money into trivia designed to keep the weak-minded (such as yourself) begging for more of their trash, treason and tyranny not just against you or your family and friends but the states, the nation and the world at large. Your vote for George W. Bush twice in a row is proof of the whole problem in America. You should be charged (with the rest of your cronies) with conspiracy to overturn the US Constitution.
Talk about bottom fishing.... whew!
Palin is all for "open borders." She could give a damn about the concept of national sovereignty or individual honour, dignity and respect as long as she has a fucking vote or a buck in campaign fundraiser. She will say anything (or remove anything once publick sentiment is involved) to garnish popular opinion as opposed to being a strict constitutionalist or for that matter placing America FIRST. She is another goddamned politician that only cares about publick acclaim.
Your vote for George W. Bush twice in a row is proof of the whole problem in America. You should be charged (with the rest of your cronies) with conspiracy to overturn the US Constitution. LMAO! You are indeed stuck on stupid. You are the weak minded party dupe who ignorantly believes that anyone who recognizes that fact must be the opposing party. Why can't you realize that not everyone has fallen for the phony two party political farce that you have. You are just a duplicitous participant in a despicable political scam and you are too damned stupid to realize that fact. You desperately need a little self introspection.
So, you did (indeed) vote for GWBush, twice in a row. You didn't say otherwise, did you?
LOL! Not even once in a row. You are hopelessly stupid.
Let us "play charades" then. Whom did you vote for from the Great State of Alaska? Chevron Oil Corporation?
LOL! You have a nice day. I will pray for you.
Pray for me? Why not concern yourself with the folks that have serious strife such as in Japan as opposed to worrying about a wee, wittle poster?
They seem to coping with reality already.
#2. To: CZ82 (#0)
Q: What's the difference between a liberal and a puppy?
#3. To: CZ82, Mad Dog (#0)
#4. To: buckeroo (#3)
#5. To: Rudgear, Mad Dog (#4)
#6. To: Rudgear, buckeroo (#4)
You fixate on people. You're one creepy motherf****r, you know that?
#7. To: eskimo (#6)
#8. To: buckeroo (#7)
#9. To: eskimo (#8)
#10. To: buckeroo (#9)
#11. To: eskimo (#10)
LOL! I guess you don't.
#12. To: eskimo (#10)
Q: What would Todd Palin be called if you were the next president?
#13. To: Rudgear (#11)
Nothing surprising about that.
#14. To: eskimo (#13)
but I will not be faulted for not pointing out that fact to them.
#15. To: buckeroo (#12)
Sarah is in India right now...
#16. To: eskimo (#15)
(Edited)
Your obsession with that woman
#17. To: buckeroo (#16)
#18. To: eskimo (#17)
I don't even understand what you are saying.
#19. To: eskimo (#17)
#20. To: buckeroo (#16)
#21. To: Rudgear (#20)
#22. To: buckeroo (#21)
#23. To: Rudgear (#22)
Obsess on Palin and ignore real charges.
#24. To: Rudgear (#22)
Obsess on Palin and ignore real charges. Got it.
#25. To: Rudgear (#22)
Obsess on Palin and ignore real charges.
#26. To: buckeroo (#21)
Yet, Palin is beyond a "giggle"; she is a LAFF A FUCKING MINUTE.
#27. To: buckeroo, Rek (#25)
#28. To: buckeroo (#21)
#29. To: Rudgear. eskimo (#27)
(Edited)
Oh no! Not the dreaded lightweight tag-team! I'm in for it now
#30. To: Rek (#29)
#31. To: Fred Mertz (#26)
WTF is she doing in India?
#32. To: Rudgear (#30)
All you have is I-know-you-are-but-what-am-I?
#33. To: Rek (#32)
#34. To: eskimo (#28)
Even I find it difficult to believe you are that stupid. That woman, as she is presently being used, is a political distraction purposefully designed to make liberal/socialist slugs soil their undies and look foolish. You have fallen for a neo-con political ploy to use her to perpetuate the two party political farce.
#35. To: Rudgear (#33)
Palin is a distraction. She's a bare hook being trawled behind professional pols and the dumbest fish on both sides of the aisle are biting.
#36. To: Rudgear (#33)
Actually, you are all mouth. Palin is a distraction. She's a bare hook being trawled behind professional pols and the dumbest fish on both sides of the aisle are biting. People like you and duckeroo.
#37. To: buckeroo (#34)
Incredible. I guess Bob Dole and Newt Gingrich in 2012, then?
#38. To: buckeroo (#34)
Incredible. I guess Bob Dole and Newt Gingrich in 2012, then?
#39. To: Rek, Rudgear (#36)
Actually this is just more distraction from you to stop discussion of corrupt politicians of a certain party.
#40. To: eskimo (#39)
#41. To: Rudgear (#40)
Makes you wonder why corruption is acceptable in the Dhimmiecrat party but not in the GOP?
#42. To: Fred Mertz, buckeroo (#26)
WTF is she doing in India?
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
Godwinson posted on 2011-02-23 11:47:32 ET
http://libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=18011&Disp=46#C46
#43. To: eskimo (#37)
You are stuck on stupid.
#44. To: Rek (#38)
Angle/Odonnell.
#45. To: hondo68 (#42)
Leading them towards the "path to citizenship" at the US embassy there?
#46. To: buckeroo (#43)
The GOP and the Democrats lead the nation. So, in a "sense" you are correct as they focus my hard earned money into trivia designed to keep the weak-minded (such as yourself) begging for more of their trash, treason and tyranny not just against you or your family and friends but the states, the nation and the world at large.
#47. To: eskimo (#46)
#48. To: buckeroo (#47)
So, you did (indeed) vote for GWBush, twice in a row. You didn't say otherwise, did you?
#49. To: eskimo (#48)
#50. To: buckeroo (#49)
#51. To: eskimo (#50)
I will pray for you.
#52. To: buckeroo (#51)
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