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Published: Mar 19, 2011
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Post Date: 2011-03-19 09:51:59 by CZ82
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Q: What's the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

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#1. To: CZ82 (#0)

And how are they alike? They're both fun to play with.

PSUSA  posted on  2011-03-19   9:57:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: CZ82 (#0)

Q: What's the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

Q: What's the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy shits over the paper. A liberal papers over the shit

Get Outta Dodge!  posted on  2011-03-19   11:23:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: CZ82, Mad Dog (#0)

Leave Mad Dog out of this. He is a rock solid Palinite.

buckeroo  posted on  2011-03-19   12:21:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: buckeroo (#3)

You fixate on people. You're one creepy motherf****r, you know that?

Well, [W.A-R.'s] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over.

Rudgear  posted on  2011-03-19   12:30:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Rudgear, Mad Dog (#4)

Mad Dog isn't a "people." Mad Dog is a puppy. He is a mutt. He is untrainable. He doesn't like people.

buckeroo  posted on  2011-03-19   12:37:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Rudgear, buckeroo (#4)

You fixate on people. You're one creepy motherf****r, you know that?

Liberal/socialist slugs are a vile parasitic infestation responsible for the destruction of many prosperous and thriving civilized societies throughout the history of this planet. Creepy is an understatement.

eskimo  posted on  2011-03-19   12:57:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: eskimo (#6)

OH NO! Another useless Palinite shows up in defense of the defenseless!

buckeroo  posted on  2011-03-19   13:23:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: buckeroo (#7)

LOL! And your only defense is stupid, childish innuendo. Have you no shame?

eskimo  posted on  2011-03-19   13:34:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: eskimo (#8)

Shame?

You Palinites have as much chance as getting Sarah into the White House as getting into her pants. All of you are losers.

buckeroo  posted on  2011-03-19   13:37:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: buckeroo (#9)

LOL! I guess you don't.

eskimo  posted on  2011-03-19   13:43:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: eskimo (#10)

LOL! I guess you don't.

Nothing surprising about that. I recall a trial balloon sent up about a decade or so ago about the negative effects of shame and shouldn't we rise above that negative emotion. These people stop at nothing.

Well, [W.A-R.'s] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over.

Rudgear  posted on  2011-03-19   13:50:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: eskimo (#10)

Sarah is in India right now (many would be presidents travel the world over to provide other nations a chance at an interview process in the hopes of gaining more popular sentiment) and she was asked a question about her husband:

Q: What would Todd Palin be called if you were the next president?

A: My husband would be called the "First Gentleman."

He would be known as "Head Stud" on the Internet, though.

buckeroo  posted on  2011-03-19   13:57:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: Rudgear (#11)

Nothing surprising about that.

Sad, but true. I know that it is not my fault that they have chosen "stupid" as a way of life, but I will not be faulted for not pointing out that fact to them.

eskimo  posted on  2011-03-19   14:00:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: eskimo (#13)

but I will not be faulted for not pointing out that fact to them.

Nor should you be. Their lies need to be confronted with reason and truth.

Well, [W.A-R.'s] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over.

Rudgear  posted on  2011-03-19   14:03:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: buckeroo (#12)

Sarah is in India right now...

Your obsession with that woman boarders on the psychotic and that does not surprise me given you adoption of a political dogma that has been an abject failure throughout human history. Your shame should be unbearable and apparently it is not.

eskimo  posted on  2011-03-19   14:11:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: eskimo (#15) (Edited)

Your obsession with that woman

Talk about "shame" ......

AND ....

After publick controversy of BOTH of these two "kodak moments" she removed the efforts wearing Israeli flags and her "target" campaign. Her publick appeals rating have gone downhill since. Bringing Israel into some joint venture with the US while she begs for Israeli donations is a mockery and should be considered a crime of treason. Mocking legislative leaders with a "target" symbol should be considered a felony offense.

buckeroo  posted on  2011-03-19   14:32:08 ET  (2 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: buckeroo (#16)

Stop obsessing over this woman! You are looking like a fool!

I don't know what you posted, it did not show. I don't even understand what you are saying.

eskimo  posted on  2011-03-19   14:46:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: eskimo (#17)

I don't even understand what you are saying.

LOL! Neither does he!

Well, [W.A-R.'s] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over.

Rudgear  posted on  2011-03-19   14:47:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: eskimo (#17)

I fixed it. Look again.

buckeroo  posted on  2011-03-19   14:48:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: buckeroo (#16)

Instead of posting an ambiguous campaign flier why not post about Democrat violence in Wisconsin, the bomb throwing incident being reported today and the Jared Loughner wanna-be recently arrested? No ambiguity there. Unless you thrive on ambiguity to make your accusations. [snicker] (in memory of war)

Well, [W.A-R.'s] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over.

Rudgear  posted on  2011-03-19   14:50:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: Rudgear (#20)

Because that serious issue isn't a "giggle." That is a serious publick effort of protest whether right, wrong or indifferent.

Yet, Palin is beyond a "giggle"; she is a LAFF A FUCKING MINUTE.

buckeroo  posted on  2011-03-19   14:55:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: buckeroo (#21)

Obsess on Palin and ignore real charges. Got it.

Well, [W.A-R.'s] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over.

Rudgear  posted on  2011-03-19   14:58:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: Rudgear (#22)

Obsess on Palin and ignore real charges.

She could be the next Bitch in Charge, if you get your way. Just think for a minute if she was POTUS ... while she is experiencing her monthly cramps her forefinger edges to the nuclear enablement switch for a BLAST of RELIEF!

buckeroo  posted on  2011-03-19   15:03:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#24. To: Rudgear (#22)

Obsess on Palin and ignore real charges. Got it.

You haven't read your tagline lately have you? Or maybe 'obsessing' over politicians with suspicious foreign interests is a no no, while obsessing over what a private poster might post is right up your alley.

"http://first-draft-blog.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c5ced53ef0148c7a28c4b970c-320wi"

Rek  posted on  2011-03-19   15:06:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#25. To: Rudgear (#22)

Obsess on Palin and ignore real charges.

This is a thread of "giggles" ... and in a sense, doesn't Palin "giggle" when she flaunts her two puppies?

buckeroo  posted on  2011-03-19   15:06:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#26. To: buckeroo (#21)

Yet, Palin is beyond a "giggle"; she is a LAFF A FUCKING MINUTE.

WTF is she doing in India?

Hi Bucky!

Fred Mertz  posted on  2011-03-19   15:07:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#27. To: buckeroo, Rek (#25)

Oh no! Not the dreaded lightweight tag-team! I'm in for it now. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!

Well, [W.A-R.'s] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over.

Rudgear  posted on  2011-03-19   15:08:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#28. To: buckeroo (#21)

Even I find it difficult to believe you are that stupid. That woman, as she is presently being used, is a political distraction purposefully designed to make liberal/socialist slugs soil their undies and look foolish. You have fallen for a neo-con political ploy to use her to perpetuate the two party political farce.

eskimo  posted on  2011-03-19   15:10:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#29. To: Rudgear. eskimo (#27) (Edited)

Oh no! Not the dreaded lightweight tag-team! I'm in for it now

No. That's you and eskimo defending your corrupt politician while trying to intimidate honest discussion.

"http://first-draft-blog.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c5ced53ef0148c7a28c4b970c-320wi"

Rek  posted on  2011-03-19   15:11:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#30. To: Rek (#29)

All you have is I-know-you-are-but-what-am-I? Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Well, [W.A-R.'s] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over.

Rudgear  posted on  2011-03-19   15:12:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#31. To: Fred Mertz (#26)

WTF is she doing in India?

She wants to set up her own chatline there. They are willing to do it for 1.50 Indian nickels/call unlike these greedy, lazy Americans collecting unemploment that DEMAND an honst days's pay for an honest day's work in America.

She is going stellar with hodgie!

buckeroo  posted on  2011-03-19   15:16:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#32. To: Rudgear (#30)

All you have is I-know-you-are-but-what-am-I?

Then please tell all of us here what was untrue about Buck's statement about Palin. We are all ears.

"http://first-draft-blog.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c5ced53ef0148c7a28c4b970c-320wi"

Rek  posted on  2011-03-19   15:17:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#33. To: Rek (#32)

Actually, you are all mouth. Palin is a distraction. She's a bare hook being trawled behind professional pols and the dumbest fish on both sides of the aisle are biting. People like you and duckeroo.

Well, [W.A-R.'s] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over.

Rudgear  posted on  2011-03-19   15:20:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#34. To: eskimo (#28)

Even I find it difficult to believe you are that stupid. That woman, as she is presently being used, is a political distraction purposefully designed to make liberal/socialist slugs soil their undies and look foolish. You have fallen for a neo-con political ploy to use her to perpetuate the two party political farce.

Incredible. I guess Bob Dole and Newt Gingrich in 2012, then?

buckeroo  posted on  2011-03-19   15:25:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#35. To: Rudgear (#33)

Palin is a distraction. She's a bare hook being trawled behind professional pols and the dumbest fish on both sides of the aisle are biting.

LOL! Well said!

eskimo  posted on  2011-03-19   15:27:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#36. To: Rudgear (#33)

Actually, you are all mouth. Palin is a distraction. She's a bare hook being trawled behind professional pols and the dumbest fish on both sides of the aisle are biting. People like you and duckeroo.

Actually this is just more distraction from you to stop discussion of corrupt politicians of a certain party.

"http://first-draft-blog.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c5ced53ef0148c7a28c4b970c-320wi"

Rek  posted on  2011-03-19   15:29:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#37. To: buckeroo (#34)

Incredible. I guess Bob Dole and Newt Gingrich in 2012, then?

LOL! You are stuck on stupid.

eskimo  posted on  2011-03-19   15:29:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#38. To: buckeroo (#34)

Incredible. I guess Bob Dole and Newt Gingrich in 2012, then?

Angle/Odonnell.

"http://first-draft-blog.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c5ced53ef0148c7a28c4b970c-320wi"

Rek  posted on  2011-03-19   15:31:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#39. To: Rek, Rudgear (#36)

Actually this is just more distraction from you to stop discussion of corrupt politicians of a certain party.

Yeah well, if you are stuck on "party" then you are the problem. You are also stuck on stupid.

eskimo  posted on  2011-03-19   15:34:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#40. To: eskimo (#39)

Makes you wonder why corruption is acceptable in the Dhimmiecrat party but not in the GOP? For a diagram of lib-think any acid trip will do.

Well, [W.A-R.'s] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over.

Rudgear  posted on  2011-03-19   15:40:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#41. To: Rudgear (#40)

Makes you wonder why corruption is acceptable in the Dhimmiecrat party but not in the GOP?

No wonder at all.

You're dealing with party hack morons, after all. Everything R is bad, everything D is good.

Life can be so liberating when someone else does your thinking.

Get Outta Dodge!  posted on  2011-03-19   15:52:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  



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