On January 11, Rush Limbaugh will begin a series of golf lessons on The Haney Project. Here are the top ten things to watch for:
10. Rush imitating Michael Foxs golf swing and Hank Haney laughing obsqueiously.
9. Rush topping a ball and hearing the dittoheads cry, Great Shot Rush!
8. Hank Haney exhibiting no personality.
7. Rush shanking a ball and hearing the dittoheads cry, Great Shot Rush!
6. Rush explaining why his hearing loss is not a complication of his oxycontin abuse.
5. Rush turning purple as he bends over to put his ball on the tee.
4. Rush slicing his drive into the woods and hearing the dittoheads cry, Long and Straight, right down the middle, Rush.
3. Hank Haney failing to improve yet another student.
2. Rush attempting a two inch tap in and hearing the dittoheads cry, In the hole!
And the number one thing to watch for:
1. Rush Limbaugh blaming Barack Obama because his game still sucks.
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