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Title: Man Dressed in Wig, Clown Pants and Fake Breasts Robs Bank with BB Gun, Say Cops
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URL Source: http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20011647-504083.html
Published: Aug 3, 2010
Author: Hannah Atkin
Post Date: 2010-08-03 20:09:18 by Skip Intro
Keywords: None
Views: 7568
Comments: 13
SWISSVALE, Pa. (CBS/KDKA) A Pittsburgh man wearing a blond wig, fake breasts, and clown pants was arrested after he allegedly robbed a bank at gunpoint. Swissvale police chief, Greg Geppert, said Dennis Hawkins, 48, shoplifted a BB gun from a local Kmart, and then used it during the heist. The suspect allegedly fled the bank with an undisclosed amount of money. Shortly after police were called to investigate the robbery, they received a tip from a nearby gas station that a man fitting the description was attempting to steal a car, reports CBS affiliate KDKA. Hawkins, apparently covered in red dye from an exploding dye pack, allegedly entered a woman's parked car. She quickly got out of the vehicle, took her keys, and alerted authorities. Police arrived at the gas station to find Hawkins still sitting inside the vehicle. "He would get my nomination for dumbest criminal, I think. Yeah, definitely different," said Swissvale Police Chief Greg Geppert, according to KDKA. "I mean, with the wig on, you still have his black facial hair with a blondish wig, definitely different." The bandit with unique fashion sense is now being held on $230,000 bail.
Poster Comment: I've been wondering what happened to Mad Dog.
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#1. To: Skip Intro (#0)
I think that guy's too young to be MD. Maybe it's yukon.
"How many confirmed NV Mig kills do YOU have general? I only have three." - Mad Dog, the syphilitic psychopath
Congratulations, you've been here two seconds and already met one of the total assholes on the board. Ignore it.
Is it time to take out the trash? Post Date: 2010-07-14 11:48:27 by A K A Stone We know who you mean.
Looks like dwarf might be awol here til bail clears:)
Death to everybody who does not get outta my way. Below is positively the most hilariously BS overflowing comment from the resident obamunist spent-condom EVER:) "This is WHY I left the GOP in the mid 90's. ." Dwarf
And now he's met the other one.
"How many confirmed NV Mig kills do YOU have general? I only have three." - Mad Dog, the syphilitic psychopath
Hmmm...I thought that was the one he was referring to...
On vacation with Badeye?
"See in my line of work, you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." --- George W. Bush (Rochester NY, 5-24-2005)
I wonder if there's any room left on Gump's gump list? I hope he retells his story about Goldi for the 1000th time. It's all so interesting.
"How many confirmed NV Mig kills do YOU have general? I only have three." - Mad Dog, the syphilitic psychopath
And yukon. He's disappeared too. Unfortunately, they'll all probably come back.
"How many confirmed NV Mig kills do YOU have general? I only have three." - Mad Dog, the syphilitic psychopath
Unfortunately, they'll all probably come back. I notice there a few others missing on LP too. Although Gatlin is doing the solo neocon thingy there proud. I bet there's a big Republican meeting somewhere or else ICE is finally doing their jobs.
"See in my line of work, you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." --- George W. Bush (Rochester NY, 5-24-2005)
Hey Skipster! If you're gonna steal the names that war comes up with for other posters, you should at least give him credit.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meet the new elephant boss The last gasp of a dying Republic is a "living, breathing Constitution."
Fred Mertz camp up with it...I call RiR Pan-Z-Boy. He's so obviously light in the loafers that he sued Air Jordan for patent infringement.
#2. To: Thunderbird (#1)
#3. To: Thunderbird (#1)
#4. To: reaganisright (#3)
#5. To: e_type_jag (#4)
Looks like dwarf might be awol here til bail clears:)
#6. To: reaganisright (#3)
Congratulations, you've been here two seconds and already met one of the total assholes on the board.
#7. To: Skip Intro (#6)
And now he's met the other one.
#8. To: Skip Intro (#0)
I've been wondering what happened to Mad Dog.
#9. To: war (#7)
Hmmm...I thought that was the one he was referring to...
#10. To: mininggold (#8)
(Edited)
On vacation with Badeye?
#11. To: Skip Intro (#10)
And yukon. He's disappeared too.
#12. To: Skip Intro, war (#9)
Gump's
Same as the old jackass boss
#13. To: Ignore Amos (#12)
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