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Moonbats are already blaming the tornadoes in OK on Republicans and global warming
Ted Nugent: My Dear Misinformed Brother
Thousands of anti-gay protesters riot in Georgia: Chaos on streets as Orthodox priests join march and threaten to lash gay pride activists with NETTLES
Russia Building 'Terrorist Killing' Robo-Cop
Taxes on some wealthy French top 100 pct of income
Something at the IRS Doesn't "Add Up"
Up the ... pooper - with --- Anderson Cooper!
Our country is either being run by the most incompeteny bunch of boobs*
dems are no longer Americans ... they are party members --- Can you say GESTAPO
This is the ... effect of liberalism --- death - destruction..
star drek ... I went to see it --- I regret having gone.
'What would you do if you woke up with a groggy head, metallic taste in your mouth, in a strangers house... seen come [sic] dripping from the side of your face from your mouth --- realizing that someone had blown their f***** load in you?
IJustWantTruth ... IJustWantTruth --- IJustWantTruth
this could be the one ... that finally convinces him - Obama --- that it's time to go.
“Carville - This is all over in 30 days” ... Obama’s resigning within 30 days --- Thanks for the good news!
Wheel of Fortune
Would You Believe The Administration Got Phone Records of The House Of Representatives?
guy trying to get a job ... as a waitress at a hooters restaurant --- Just not the right fit.
The Benghazi Cover-up Video
BOMBSHELL… ABC Analyst: West Wing Of White House Authorized IRS-Gate Targeting (Video)
This woman is the poster child ... for everything wrong with our education system - political correctness --- liberal idology
I for one ... am offended by --- the perpetually offended!
THIS is the Week where Benghazigate Devours the Wicked Obama Regime
The Dismal (But Necessary) Science
how to ... beat obombacare --- get a job for your children !
Pawn shop fake - trash !
GOP Sen. Inhofe ... Obama could be impeached over --- Benghazi 'cover-up'
The MillStone ... around Obummer & Clinton `s --- necks
The Pirate Bay Now Hosts The 3D Printed Gun That The Government Took Off Of Defense Distritibuted's Web Page
RIP OFF ... Beware!!! --- 60
They gave up four Americans ... without so much as a blink --- of their jaundice eyes.
Antibiotics could cure 40pc of chronic back pain patients
Scientists Invent Oxygen Particle That If Injected, Allows You To Live Without Breathing
Boston Bomber to be buried at Arlington?
Student mad at teacher at Duncanville
So this will rule the news cycles ... until Gosnell is found innocent --- Then it’s back to abortion - gay marriage - illegal immigration.
Now the Mainstream Media is ... full of kiss-ups --- to the liberal agenda.
Rand Paul Compares Marco Rubio’s Immigration Plan To Obamacare: ‘I Hate To Bring That Up, But…’
Socialist Hurls Racist Hate Speech, Assaults Ron Paul Supporter
The Battle For Seattle: May Day, 2013
Masked Woman Desecrates US Flag In Horse Manure on May Day (Portland Oregon Freak)
Is That Occupy Portland Dancing Around a Golden Calf on May Day?
Listen Sugart!ts ... you really need to re-enter --- the Earth's atmosphere.
Broken Arrow drivers uncomfortable by chiropractor's sign
Frantic 911 call leads to 3 missing women in Ohio
Bitcoin helps fund world’s first 3D-printed gun, now test fired and available for download
Is Benghazi Becoming a Watergate, or Iran-Contra, or Both?
Cesar Conda – Marco Rubio’s chief of staff worked for George Soros
TEXAS-ISRAEL DAY AT THE CAPITOL MAY 8,
Wouldn't it be funny if someone sent this government suck ass a message of go to hell
Joe Biden Says Women Need a Shot Gun Not An AR15
Post Date: 2013-03-03 14:10:05 by hondo68
This video shows why it is the other way around, Mr. Vice President. The system hopes to use the publics ignorance to restrict the 2nd Amendment.
Conversions on ElPee [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2013-02-22 20:49:33 by calcon
Cuomo Reacts to SAFE Act Backlash
Post Date: 2013-02-17 13:07:52 by A K A Stone
Cuomo Reacts to SAFE Act Backlash
Happy Valentines Day
Post Date: 2013-02-14 03:13:05 by Murron
It was a honest mistake....
Post Date: 2013-02-08 14:22:22 by sneakypete
Poster Comment:...but she still got mad when I told her she has 3 lovely children.
Library Gives Free Pole Dancing Lessons To Help Boost Attendance
Post Date: 2013-02-05 20:28:22 by calcon
CLEVELAND (CBS Cleveland) - If youre looking to get fit locally while feeling sexy, you can solicit Cleveland Exotic Dance. In Scotland, you can go to the library. The Mayfield Library of Dalkeith, Modlothian, decided to offer a free pole-dancing course to draw attendance, according to STV Edinburgh. The pole fitness session is a fun and interesting way of encouraging more people into our libraries, trying out all the services on offer and ultimately borrowing more books, Midlothian Council member Bob Constable told STV. The class, led by professional dancer Nikki Clark, was offered as part of a celebration called Love Your Library Day, the station learned. ...
Its A Great Day...For Me To Whoop Somebodys Ass (video & lyrics)
Post Date: 2013-01-23 20:40:05 by Murron
Its A Great Day...For Me To Whoop Somebodys Ass (video & lyrics) Ever had one of those days.. when nothing goes quite right, your wifes starts bitching about what ever it was, she was bitching about last night So you escape to the bath room... to just sit there on your throne, but after you finish your bussiness...the toilet papers gone. Well its a great day for me to whoop somebodys ass, its a bad day.. so you better get of my back You might get coal-cocked...if you cross my path Cause its a great day...for me to whoop somebodys ass. Well I was runing late for work...so I poured me some coffee to go and just before I had a flat tire...I spilled it all over my cloths when the ...
Using Her Breasts To Smother And Kill Boyfriend
Post Date: 2013-01-21 17:05:34 by CZ82
Using Her Breasts To Smother And Kill Boyfriend By Clash Daily / 18 January 2013 / 40 Comments A Washington woman is accused of using her breasts to smother and kill her boyfriend after an altercation at their mobile home. Donna Lange, a 51-year-old woman from Everett, Wash., is believed to have suffocated her boyfriend to death with her breasts on Saturday, Jan. 12, according to Seattles KIRO 7 Eyewitness News. Deputies, called to the Airport Inn trailer park at 12:45 a.m. for a disturbance report, found medics performing CPR on Langes 51-year-old alleged boyfriend, who was later pronounced dead at Swedish Hospital. Kiro 7 reports that witnesses claims they saw Lange ...
Map of Registered Texas Gun Owners Published
Post Date: 2013-01-05 23:22:39 by hondo68
This meme is now circulating the Internet, a reminder that while many urban-liberal enclaves on the East Coast have become gun free zones where owners and permit holders are demonized, much of the country is armed and will not stand for attacks on the Second Amendment: Since these morons are publishing gun permit holders addresses in NY, we thought it only fair to publish a map of Texas permit holders as well. Each orange dot represents a permit holders address. >>Via Facebook CT Lawmaker Wants Pistol Permit Holders Exposed
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013
Post Date: 2013-01-01 00:18:02 by Murron
"There have been many time in the past year when I may disturbed you, irritated you, troubled you, bugged you and annoyed you. Today as a new year is approaching I just want to tell you this: All through the new year I plan to continue doing it!" Murron
Black Bra size 38.
Post Date: 2012-12-31 10:56:39 by Deckard
A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38. The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them. The Chinese guy buys 25 bras He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty. The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each. The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the stores remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each. The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese ...
I would like to publicly apologize to NY Journal "columnist" Dwight R. Worley
Post Date: 2012-12-27 14:05:25 by Murron
I would like to publicly apologize to NY Journal "columnist" Dwight R. Worley who resides at: 23006 139 Ave Springfield Gardens, NY 11413 I am sorry for posting your home address on the social networking sites all over the internet, in retaliation for you publishing the addresses of NY gun owners in the NY Journal. If you shared his photo (above) I had posted and would like to apologize also, please contact Mr Worley at it home @ (718) 527-0832 E-mail Dwight R. Worley at email@example.com Editors note: Journal News reporter Dwight R. Worley owns a Smith & Wesson 686 .357 Magnum and has had a residence permit in New York City for that weapon since February 2011. ...
A Oldie,but a Goodie
Post Date: 2012-12-22 10:56:11 by sneakypete
Poster Comment:This was the very first video ever emailed to me,and it's still as funny today as it was back then.
Post Date: 2012-12-20 19:05:12 by calcon
What your folks opinion as to what disaster will result in the world coming to an end tomorrow? Personally i'm not sure but the demise of the Twinkie was the final clue that civilization is indeed about to end.
TSA Airport Security Cartoons
Post Date: 2012-12-12 12:02:16 by Capitalist Eric
From 1938 From 1974
(Laugh of the Day) Jeb Bush: Don’t Call Me A Centrist, ‘I’m Pretty Damn Conservative’
Post Date: 2012-12-10 19:58:44 by CZ82
Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush, prospective 2016 candidate, is already moving to the right in an attempt to garner more support from the conservative base. Speaking with Time magazine, he was asked, Is there a center? And if so, can it hold? Jeb Bush answered: Yeah, there is a center. Were a part of it if you call it a center. Im getting nervous to be called a centrist. Breaking out in a rash. Ive been accused of that now three or four times today. Im pretty damn conservative to be honest with you. Of course, he then followed up that slightly delusional self-assessment with this blatantly unconservative statement on the education system: There are people ...
McConnell, Paul Urge Governor To Seek Federal Disaster Declaration Because Of Low River Flow
Post Date: 2012-12-07 15:50:06 by Brian S
FRANKFORT, Kentucky U.S. Sens. Mitch McConnell and Rand Paul are urging Gov. Steve Beshear to seek a federal disaster declaration because of the potential economic consequences of a drought that has led to low water levels on the Mississippi River. Beshear said Friday he appreciates their concern and that he's closely monitoring the situation. McConnell and Paul said in a letter to Beshear on Thursday that commercial traffic on the river could "come to a complete halt in coming days" unless the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers takes action to increase the water flow. "We are informed that shipment of over $7 billion in goods on the Mississippi River could be blocked ...
Fox News CEO Issues Orders To Keep Rove, Dick Morris Off The Air
Post Date: 2012-12-05 15:55:59 by Brian S
Fox News Channel (FNC) is trying to reinvent itself in the wake of the 2012 election, and, according to New York magazines Gabriel Sherman, phase one of the networks makeover plan has already gone into effect. Chief of programming Bill Shine, acting on orders from network head Roger Ailes, has issued an edict to the networks bookers and producers that no one is to book Republican author and pundit Dick Morris or former GOP kingmaker Karl Rove without his permission. The elections over, a Fox spokesperson told Sherman, and the biggest losers of all, apparently, are pundits like Rove and Morris, who believed their own PR spin about skewed polls ...
Rubio Backtracks: Science Proved ‘Definitively’ Earth Is ‘At Least 4.5 Billion Years Old’
Post Date: 2012-12-05 15:44:07 by Brian S
Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) may have damaged his credibility with creationists on Wednesday when he reversed course and declared that science proved definitively the the Earth was at least 4.5 billion years old. The Florida Republican had recently suggested to GQ magazine that the Earth could have been created in 7 days but he wasnt sure because Im not a scientist, man. But in an interview with Politicos Mike Allen on Wednesday, Rubio said he was just trying to give the same answer that President Barack Obama gave in 2007. There is no scientific debate on the age of the earth, Rubio explained. I mean, ...
Sheldon Adelson Blew $150 Million Trying To Get Romney Elected
Post Date: 2012-12-03 15:51:11 by Brian S
In the presidential campaign Sands Casino magnate Sheldon Adelson pledged $100 million to pro-Romney groups and promised to spend as much as it takes to get Romney elected president. Adelson, who is worth $20 billion, was the face of the evil potential of the Citizens United rulingthe possibility that the ultra-rich could buy presidential elections to suit their interests. It didnt work, but it turns out it wasnt for lack of trying. HuffPo reports today that a couple anonymous fundraisers from groups that were beneficiaries of Adelseons huge spending spree confirm that he went over the $100 million pledge by about $50 million his actual spend ...
The Bible Belt's Love Affair With (Gay and Straight) Porn
Post Date: 2012-11-25 17:18:10 by Brian S
The adult entertainment industry has long been one of the favorite whipping boys of social conservatives, who have argued that porn and other forms of adult entertainment (including strip clubs, swing clubs, phone sex and BDSM) are incompatible with the moral values of the Heartland and the Bible Belt. Porn, social conservatives claim, is for godless liberals in San Francisco, Greenwich Village and West Hollywood, not right- of-center voters in Republican-dominated red states. But the reality is that porn isnt any less popular in so-called red states than it is in so-called blue states, and ironically, the places where the 2012 ...
The Confederacy Of (United) Takers
Post Date: 2012-11-25 17:09:24 by Brian S
WASHINGTON President Obama's opponents have unwittingly come up with a brilliant plan to avoid the "fiscal cliff." They want to secede from the union. If Obama were serious about being a good steward of the nation's finances, he'd let them. The White House, in one of those astro-turf efforts that make people feel warm about small-d democracy, launched a "We the People" program on its website last year, allowing Americans to petition their government for a redress of grievances. Any petition that receives 25,000 or more signatures within 30 days is promised a response (though not necessarily a favorable one) from the Obama administration. And so a ...
Dan Senor, Mitt Romney Adviser, Blasts Republicans For Deserting His Candidate
Post Date: 2012-11-23 16:01:05 by Brian S
Dan Senor, a top adviser to the Mitt Romney Campaign, blasted his fellow Republicans for being fast to throw Romney under the bus after his loss to President Obama. Republicans have been accusing Romney of running a lackluster campaign that was fraught with missteps. They claim it was Romneys fault that a very beatable Obama was able to retain the Presidency. Speaking on MSNBCs Morning Joe, Senor called the trend stunning. He said that it is stunning to see the same people who were cozying up to Romney when they thought he may win are trashing him on defeat. Senor described a particular campaign rally in Cincinnati in the days before the election. ...
PETA: Turkeys Are Mistreated Minorities
Post Date: 2012-11-23 10:39:24 by CZ82
PETA: Turkeys Are Mistreated Minorities Its so easy to harp on PETA for their idiocy. But we cant deny that they provide ample amounts of comic relief. What makes them funnier is that they dont even intend to be funny. Theyre at it again, and this time the culprit is President Obama. The occasion is Thanksgiving and specifically the tradition of the presidents pardoning of a Thanksgiving turkey. Wednesday at 1pm was the scheduled time for Obama to pardon the turkey, which traditionally is raised as any other turkey but chosen as a chick to be the pardon turkey. By pardoning the turkey, Obama will be sparing the birds life. So, ...
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