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Mississippi shooting: 8 dead, including deputy; suspect says 'I ain't fit to live'

Milton Friedman: The Rise of Socialism is Absurd

President Trump congratulates himself as he recounts his ‘home run’ overseas trip to U.S. troops in Italy

Reports: At Least Three Anti-Trump Leakers Identified, Referred to Proper Authorities, Expected to Be Fired Soon

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Trump of Arabia

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Kushner wanted secure line with Kremlin before inauguration

US Plans First Ever (fake NORK) ICBM Intercept Next Tuesday

BOOM! Egypt launches air strikes against Islamic militants in Libya over attack on Christians!

I can no longer have Yahoo as my main page.

Author: John Lennon ‘Murdered by CIA-trained Killer to Stop ex-Beatle Radicalising Youth’

A Soft Coup: Is it already a Fait Accompli?

Two White Women Forced to Close Burrito Shop Because of “Cultural Appropriation”

Law Enforcement 'Training And Expertise' On Parade!

Alaska Cops Fight for the Right to Sexually Exploit Prostitution Suspects

Video shows deputies forcibly removing elderly woman from train station seat

Meet the Real Jared Kushner

NBC Confirms Jared Kushner Is Now Focus of Russia Investigation

Asteroid worth $10,000 quadrillion ‘could transform global economy’

UPDATE 2-House panel chairman says FBI declines for now to meet request for Comey-linked documents

4th Circuit Court Ruling Keeps Trump's Travel Ban On Hold

Obama gets rock-star welcome in Berlin, praises Merkel

Labour Manchester Mayor Says Suicide Bomber ‘Not a Muslim’

The GOP Hypocrisy Hall of Fame

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Advertisers Begin to Pull Ads From Fox News' 'Hannity'

Mark Zuckerberg’s Group Says Amnesty Makes America “Safer”

VIDEO: Muslim aggression in Germany, whips cameraman, I’ll f**k you mother … everything. Believe me”

UK Government Harbored Terrorists Linked to Manchester Blast for Decades

Donald Trump Applauds Philippine Drug Crackdown

Cop Rips Out Window, Beats Driver, Arrests Family, for Asking Why He Was Stopped

16-Year-Old Commits Suicide After School Cop Threatens Him with Child Porn Charges

The Only Thing, Historically, That's Curbed Inequality: Catastrophe

Farewell to OPEC

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Media prepare for ... chance that Trump-Russia probe reveals --- 'nothing'

UN “Education” Agency Staffers Seek Probe of Communist Chief

Get Ready to Unpack for Airport Security

Katie Hopkins reported to police for calling for 'final solution' after Manchester attack

New Movie Exposes Bilderberg

A Conspiracy Theory that became a “Conspiracy Fact”: The CIA, Afghanistan’s Poppy Fields and America’s Growing Heroin Epidemic

CIA Fueling New U.S. Drug Epidemic Using Cheap Afghani Heroin?; CIA, Obama Team Up to Hide Darkest Secrets

FORTRESS BRITAIN Manchester bombing triggers security crackdown with soldiers scrambled to patrol Westminster as they join armed cops in race to foil ‘imminent’ second terror attack

Wikileaks Emails Ties The Podesta Brothers To The Doctor Who Oversaw Seth Rich Before He Died

Nothing Runs You Like a Deere. . .

The Republic Has Fallen: The Deep State’s Plot to Take Over America Has Succeeded

Drug Cop Who Spent 14 Years Undercover Tells Truth About the Drug War


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The Nervous Young Priest
Post Date: 2017-05-19 11:45:29 by Tooconservative
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A new priest was nervous about his first sermon, so he asked his monsignor for advice. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So the next Sunday at the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink, He proceeded to preach up a storm. After the service he returned to his office he found the following note on the door. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.There are 10 commandments, not 12.There are 12 disciples, not 10.Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.We do not refer to Jesus Christ and his ...

Gay baboon terrorises villagers, rapes 5 men
Post Date: 2017-05-10 14:15:28 by Tooconservative
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Men at a village in the North West are leaving in fear over a big male baboon that likes to grope and bonk human males. The baboon is said to have attacked more than six men in the past week and what’s baffling the villagers is the fact that the baboon only attacks guys and does not hurt it’s victims but rather performs sexual acts on top of the terrified victim and leaves. One victim, George Chiune said he was coming from the local shebeen when the baboon attacked him and pinned him down. “I thought it wanted to kill me but realized it was after my bum,”, George said. Five men were admitted to hospital yesterday after experiencing acute anal pains and fatigue. ...

So funny,so true
Post Date: 2017-05-06 10:26:17 by sneakypete
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Q: Why do WASPs play golf ? A: So they can dress like pimps. (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Poster Comment:I saw this when signing in today,and thought it was so insightful that others should see it,too.

Video: The unbelievable full-album Sgt. Pepper/Star Wars mash-up
Post Date: 2017-05-04 14:32:11 by Tooconservative
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To cleanse the palate, one of the two or three greatest achievements in the history of the Internet.At long last, we’ve reached the pop-culture Singularity. And it was worth the wait. They did the whole farking album. The whole album.

Cops Investigate ‘Armed Cat’ Holding a ‘Rifle’; Turns out to Be a Stick
Post Date: 2017-05-01 09:53:04 by Deckard
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“We live in such a dangerous society that we never know when terror will strike…” At least, that must be what Newport, Oregon police thought went through the mind of the concerned citizen who snapped the above photo when they took to Facebook apparently worried that a cat sniper with a rifle was stalking the streets of Newport earlier this week. Notice the department’s post says “reports” — as in, more than one report. Yes. Cats with rifles. No opposable thumbs, but… rifles. Apparently the cat was given a verbal warning. (The sad part is, if this was a real 9-1-1 call, no one at TDS would even be surprised.) Delivered by The Daily ...

Trump’s new immigration crime hotline is trolled on launch day by pranksters reporting UFOs and aliens
Post Date: 2017-04-27 18:45:24 by cranky
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Victims of Immigrant Crime Engagement was a Trump campaign promise Homeland Security Secretary John Kelly said it would help victims to find out if their attackers had been deported Kelly said the acronym VOICE was apt as it would give victims and their relatives 'for the first time a voice of their own' During the election campaign Trump was supported by the family of Jamiel Shaw Jr, 17, who was shot dead by an illegal immigrant in Los Angeles in 2008A controversial new immigration-related hotline launched by President Donald Trump has been mercilessly trolled by people reporting UFOs and extraterrestrial sightings. The VOICE service started yesterday to enable victims of ...

How The Media Really Works
Post Date: 2017-04-19 10:34:43 by Deckard
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This hilarious comic is spot-on when it comes to how we get our information.Credit: Dustin Rogers Even the outlets with the best intentions have something different to say about the same event that another outlet is reporting on, and the only thing that readers can do is take each article with a grain of salt. Unfortunately, even if the majority of readers attempt to not react dramatically to an issue, those that can’t contain themselves then spew misinformation based on what they read from a biased news source and further add their opinions into the equation. Keeping all of this in mind, Dustin Rogers, a comic artist from Columbus, Ohio, cleverly portrayed this media conundrum ...

What Kind of Pet Should Trump Get?
Post Date: 2017-04-16 10:47:29 by Willie Green
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Of all the stains besmirching the Trump presidency — the ethical lacunae, the spasmodic “policy” fits, the Golf Digest aesthetic — none looms so large as the absence of a White House pet. Breathes there a man with a soul so dead that he doesn’t want a loyal dog or faithful feline trotting beside him when he mounts that lonely staircase to the venerable Master Bedroom?Apparently, yes.It seems emblematic of President Trump’s blaring tone-deafness for the office that he doesn’t even feign interest in recruiting a furry, fowlish or finny friend. Pets reap vast, humanizing rewards for presidents, as almost every one of his predecessors has discovered.The White ...

The Coming Incompetence Crisis
Post Date: 2017-04-15 17:28:44 by hondo68
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President Trump in the White House. I just read that the Trump administration has filled only 22 of the 553 key positions that require Senate confirmation. This makes me worry that the administration will not have enough manpower to produce the same volume and standard of incompetence that we’ve come to expect so far.Granted, in its first few months the administration has produced an impressive amount of ineptitude with very few people.On his worst days Sean Spicer can produce more errors than 10 normal men on their best days. Kellyanne Conway can flail her way through television confrontations 24/7 and still have the stamina to lose to the Teletubbies on Saturday morning.The White ...

Award-wining Redneck Poem from early 1900’s
Post Date: 2017-04-05 19:04:00 by Deckard
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Don't ya just love old people!
Post Date: 2017-04-03 18:43:54 by Stoner
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A friend sent this to me. I enjoyed it so much, I just had to share with you all. Hope you all like it as much as I did. " Don't ya just love old people! " One sunny day in January, 2017, an old man approaches the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He speaks to the U.S. Marine standing guard and says, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.” The Marine looks at the man and says, “Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here. ”The old man says, “Okay,” and walks away. The following day the same man approaches the White House and says to the same Marine, ...

Channel 3 No Witness News
Post Date: 2017-04-03 11:53:19 by Tooconservative
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Deceased Oklahoma Robbery Suspect’s Grandfather Says ‘Unfair’ to Shoot Grandson with AR-15
Post Date: 2017-04-03 09:01:19 by cranky
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The grandfather of one of three suspects killed during the alleged March 27 home invasion in Broken Arrow, Oklahoma, says the use of an AR-15 against the suspects was “unfair.” Breitbart News reported that the Broken Arrow homeowner’s 23-year-old son shot and killed three suspected home intruders with an AR-15. According to Tulsa World, Wagoner County Sheriff’s deputy Nick Mahoney said the three suspects “were wearing all-black clothing, masks, and gloves” and allegedly “forced their way into the home through a glass door in the back.” The homeowner’s son was asleep at the time and awoke to “loud bangs” as the suspects made entrance. ...

Ali G - Donald Trump interview
Post Date: 2017-04-03 02:54:27 by hondo68
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' Sacha Baron Cohen recalls the Ali G - Donald Trump interview Donald Trump interviewed by Ali G in 2002 Poster Comment:Trump blew his chance at this billion dollar deal, and now he's living in a government assisted housing project.

Senator John McCain nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
Post Date: 2017-03-31 02:24:15 by hondo68
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What Annoys Me About Libertarians
Post Date: 2017-03-28 22:24:38 by Gatlin
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Ellen DeGeneres Will Leave Her Show This November To Campaign For Breakthrough Skincare Line! (Daily Barf)
Post Date: 2017-03-26 08:35:22 by HomerBohn
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Ellen Degeneres recently announced she will be leaving The Ellen Show in November to promote a new skincare line that was recently voted #1 by Dermatologists. The 57-year-old, who now appears to be aging backwards, says, "I went through a complete transformation with one of the best skincare products on the market called DermaFi" Sources close to the couple tell us Portia, 42, encouraged her wife to take a leave of absence when NBC threatened to cancel The Ellen Show because they wanted a younger looking host for better ratings. Portia told Women's Health, "We want to campaign for a greater cause. Women's anti-aging is important for the preservation of female ...

Wackadoodle: "Smart Vibrator" Company Settles Lawsuit Over Collecting User Information Without Consent, Agreeing to Pay Out $3.75 Million
Post Date: 2017-03-16 11:40:57 by Tooconservative
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Brave and Dumb New World, But Mostly Dumb. I'm linking this story only for one reason. No, not the relentless invasion of privacy we're unwittingly or wittingly permitting in a quest for convenience and novelty. That's obvious already. I'm linking it because I don't know what the hell a "smart" vibrator is, or why someone would want or need to have a vibrator which is "smart." I've seen the dumb versions in action, and they seemed to work just fine. So I'm linking this to find out what Fresh Stupid Hell this is. Forbes "throws shade," as aging hipster Chris Hayes might say, at the basis of the suit: Two anonymous plaintiffs had ...

Yes, I’m a Nazi. And how are you?
Post Date: 2017-02-27 13:18:21 by Tooconservative
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Updated to add: Facebook banned me for 30 days for writing this post. The next post in my feed is some asshole threatening to STAB @MargaretsBelly, but that’s apparently okay. How apropos!  I’m the daughter of a Lebensborn. Grand-daughter of an SS Officer. I’m Aryan by culture and by blood. The word “Nazi” is getting thrown around quite a lot lately, and I think it’s time we settled on a definition. I’m rather offended by the broadening of who gets to call themselves a Nazi. Quite frankly, I’m sick of the cultural appropriation. Nazi is a short form way of saying National Socialist, but most current Nazis realize that socialism is completely ...

Performance Art Gone Awry Raises a Big Stink at AvantGarden
Post Date: 2017-02-26 13:35:14 by Tooconservative
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Last Friday night, Montrose’s beloved AvantGarden was besieged by a pair of “performance artists” who turned a well-intentioned benefit show into a scatological catastrophe of nearly Biblical proportions. The duo, Sonic Rabbit Hole, readied to perform their set for Zoning Out over a Bowl of Ice Cream Benefit Show #1, a charity event open to the public that featured live music, face painting, vendors, raffle prizes and performance art to support a local artist's fight with cancer. Instead of an improvised set of experimental music, the audience witnessed one of Sonic Rabbit Hole's members, Michael Clemmons, perform a “muscle-milk enema” onstage. Soon after ...

Pennsylvania State Senator Calls Trump a "fascist, loofa-faced, shit-gibbon"
Post Date: 2017-02-08 13:56:46 by Willie Green
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A Pennsylvania lawmaker had strong words for Donald Trump after the president reportedly joked he would "destroy" a Texas lawmaker's career. In a Facebook post, state Sen. Daylin Leach, D-Montgomery, linked to a Politico story about Trump's meeting with several county sheriffs, including Chester County Sheriff Carolyn Bunny Welsh. According to the website, Harold Eavenson, sheriff of Rockwell County, Texas, brought up the issue of civil asset forfeiture. Law enforcement can use civil asset forfeiture to take cash and property from individuals suspected of committing a crime without charging the individual or a guilty verdict. Eavenson brought up to Trump an unnamed senator ...

Rosie O’Donnell offers to play Steve Bannon on “SNL”
Post Date: 2017-02-07 08:45:12 by Willie Green
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Rosie O'Donnell volunteers to play Steve Bannon on SNL Credit: Getty Rosie O’Donnell, a long-time foe of President Donald Trump, says she’d be up for playing his chief strategist, Steve Bannon, on “Saturday Night Live.” The comedian tweeted that she’s “available” to satirize Trump’s influential adviser following a scorching performance on “SNL” by Melissa McCarthy as an angry, gum-chomping White House press secretary Sean Spicer. Responding to suggestions that she should portray Bannon on “SNL,” O’Donnell tweeted: “I am here to serve – alec has trump – melissa has spice – i would need a few days to ...

‘The Young Pope’ Is A Surreal Watch In The Age Of Trump
Post Date: 2017-02-07 01:22:41 by tpaine
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‘The Young Pope’ Is A Surreal Watch In The Age Of Trump By Kayla Cobb @kaylcobb Jan 20, 2017 A man was elected. A man was elected into one of the highest offices in the modern world and given complete control, but not because he was proven to be the best for this position. No, this inexperienced man was elected because the powers that be for this society were so obsessed with manipulating votes to ensure certain people wouldn’t be elected, they let him slip by. This man was elected because of compromise. A man, who has little patience or respect for tradition, was given complete control by a society that has no idea what he will do with said power. A man was elected. ...

The Left Melts Down After New England Patriot Super Bowl Victory
Post Date: 2017-02-06 13:08:50 by Deckard
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This has to be the most butthurt genre of people in history -- politicizing everything and losing badly too, almost on a continuous basis. The left went apoplectic last night after the New England Patriots rallied from behind and defeated the Atlanta Falcons, under the auspices of the best quarterback to ever live, who also happens to be one of Trump's biggest supporters. Life for the dispirited left has been nothing but anguish and unimaginable misery since Trump defeated Clinton. Their inability to cope, coupled with their lack of forbearance, have led them down a path of seemingly unending forays in public humiliation. In the event you're not tired of seeing snowflakes melt, ...

Sean Spicer Press Conference - SNL
Post Date: 2017-02-05 10:41:18 by Willie Green
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Poster Comment:ROTFLMAO!

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